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>>89036271
Those voices sound like a fan dub or something, I don't know if it's because of the quality or what but it just doesn't sound like they belong

Clark is the kind of guy that looks mundane when not dressed to the nines as Superman, but how the hell does Wonder Woman, who's taller than most supermodels and one of the most beautiful women in the world, and certainly one of the most famous, do anything in civilian guise and not attract attention? Especially dressed like that.

>>89036271
Jesus she's got a long neck.

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This is the first clip ever I've seen of this show.

>how does she know it's the best place

I mean I get the joke, but from the looks of the show it would seem more action oriented then character sub-plot interest. This show has so much to compete against that's has come on gone.

>YJ3 will blow this out of the water just by existing

"I'm not always Wonder Woman"

>doesn't do here hair for a date

>Clark did

No matter how "easy" their relationship is I completely understand Clark's sentiment about Louis never really seeing who he wants to be.

>why is it never Lana

I'm not gonna watch this show just out of lack of interest.

What's it about really?

Tell me about Wonder Woman. Why does she have a giraffe neck?

I don't like her hair like that. Doesn't look right.

>>89036648
If I tickle her would she choke me out?

>>89036608
Okay.

>>89036395

Yeah, how the fuck would Steve Trevor not be interested in the "plain" Diana Prince, only Wonder Woman, when Diana there seems to be hot as fuck? The entire restaurant stopped to gawk at her.

Is Steve gay or something?

Also, where are her glasses and hairdo? Anyone would recognize her as Wonder Woman there.

>>89036271
Fucking disgusting

>>89036271
no bigger version on mega yet?

Is Superman and Wonder Woman being repulsed every time they try to kiss a metaphor for how bad this pairing is or something?

Batman: The Brave and the Bold could get quite meta sometimes with its jokes. Is this cartoon this way as well?

>>89036947
But damn if it isn't sexy.

>>89036981
It would be extremely cute.

>>89037041
It's just lazy writing, don't think about it anon.

Does Wonder Woman snap people's necks because she's self-conscious about her hideous long neck?

>>89036271
>Superman eating.

I just thought of something.

Can Superman poop?

>>89037295

His stomach just burns everything. His asshole is clean as a whistle.

>on a date
>both people start talking about their ex's

Isn't Clark Kent dating Wonder Woman in a fancy dinner a tad suspicious? She doesn't seem to have any disguise there.

>>89037295
there are two outcomes.

Yes because his system only needs sunlight to sustain itself, thus it throws away the food he eats.

No, because his system is so efficient at digesting stuff that nothing comes out.

>>89036608
Autism

>>89037330

Is just the usual bashing of the original love interests to vindicate the new pairing.

>>89037335
Interviews over dinner are fairly common actually.

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>>89037019
>>89037347

Probably

>>89037402

But they're kissing in plain view of everyone, or attempting to.

>>89037295
I think he does not, also can he sweat? what heroes have normal body functions? who doesn't?
Does batman call his poop guano?

>>89037546

Batman would never talk about his bodily functions. He's too introverted, guarded, and, dare i say, shy.

>>89036395
Its probably that haircut.

>>89037466
Yeah but sometimes people bond over work, it's not going to look weird. If it was Barry Allen or someone who wouldn't have reason to be around her it would be questionable but not a journalist. You expect them to be around powerful people.

>>89037295
If he can fuck a human woman and get her pregnant he can take a shit.

>>89037613

Superman and Clark Kent lookalike, Clark Kent is being seen in a date with Wonder Woman in a fancy dinner where they attempt to kiss each other, Superman and Wonder Woman always work together in the Justice League.

That's what i'm talking about. If it wasn't for the whole Superman/Clark Kent thing, a reporter dating Wonder Woman wouldn't be weird, but this raise comparisons and suspicions about Superman and Wonder Woman's new boyfriend Clark Kent likeness.

Either way, i watched the video. She actually mentioned her disguise as Diana Prince, the cartoon just opted to not show her as a plain girl with braided hair, thick glasses and plain vest, but as a hot and sexy bombshell.

>>89037713
But no one is going to think Superman and Clark Kent are the same person. They're going to think WW wants to fuck Superman and has settled for this guy who maybe kind of looks like him. The idea that they're the same person isn't going to cross anyone's mind anymore than the idea that Katy Perry and Zoe whatever looking alike in our world means that they're the same person.

>>89037795

>But no one is going to think Superman and Clark Kent are the same person. They're going to think WW wants to fuck Superman and has settled for this guy who maybe kind of looks like him.

But that would lead to the public thinking that Superman's gay, because who in their right mind would turn down Wonder Woman?

Then next week papers all over the country are wondering about Superman and Batman close friendship over the years wondering if maybe there isn't more between the World's Finest.

>>89037841
Clark wouldn't care tbqh

>>89036271
I love how this triggers both Superman/wonderwoman shippers and Bruce Timm/toonfgas

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>>89040180
You talking to me!?

New episodes

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>>89040180
casual,

>>89040180

>triggers Superman/wonderwoman shippers

How?
And these people exist?

>>89040631
Not really, that anon is retarded. Lois/supes aka superman fansdislike it, the people that likes bm/Wm love the doomed aspect, that we allknow it will fail, so it will be a short little ride, that's why people like it, ww/sm isn't organic you know the people pushing for it it's serious as opposed to bats and wondy.

Also bm/sm is best ship

I hate the Supes/Wonder Woman ship, I really do.

>>89041078
>bm/sm is best ship

I'm glad there are others who also think that of all trinity pairings the gay one is the one that is best. Although honestly I don't really have anything against sm/ww. If written well it could be interesting to see these two characters try and have a relationship while also adjusting to the inherent differences in their beliefs. With ww having to come to terms that superman is more than happy to be clark kent everyman and doesn't seek out being the god among men he is, while sm has to adjust to ww's more amazonian way of thinking. Like anything it could be good if written well I just don't know if it was written well.

>>89041216
I have and will always like it. Every iteration of Lois I have seen is a cunt. Superman is the antithesis of everything WW has been told about men, plus he has a huge dick

>>89041861
Is that confirmed though

Is these a canonical person who have the biggest dick in DC

>>89041895
It has been heavily implied that he puts the Super in Super man.

I don't know if they meant he was good in bed or he had a big dick

>>89041861
How would they even have sex with normal humans? Their only option is to fuck one another

>>89041895
>>89041861
>>89041968

Grant Morrison said that when he was writing the JLA series he wrote it with the idea that out of all the members Batman was the one that had the biggest dick. He even joked it was monstrous.

That was his way of explaining Batman's confidence while walking among gods. He was sure of himself because he knew everyone around him was smaller than his.

>>89036608
>why is it never Lana

Fuck Lana, what about Lori!

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For fucks sake whens the next episode of Justice League Action coming out? They've been non-stop gold.

>>89036271
I don't particularly like SM/WW but if it triggers the annoying Wonderbat fags I'm all for it.

>>89040180
Look at the comments in that video it's mostly angry Wonderbatfags with some pretending to care about Lois, not even the Superman/Lois people care enough.

>>89042010

Explain the Greek/Roman and Nordic mythological gods.

Herakles fucked tons of human bitches and he was a superpowered demigod.
Zeus, the big bad god, also fucked tons of human bitches fathering a bunch of demigods.

So why would Wonder Woman, even in the Nu52 continuity where she's the daughter of Zeus, not be able to fuck a human male?

So if Zeus, Herakles and Wonder Woman are capable of fucking normal humans without any problems, why would Superman be unable to do so as well?

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>>89042026
Morrison please

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>>89042059

The episode was written by a Batman/Wonder Woman shipper, though.

>>89041078
>Also bm/sm is best ship
They have the best chemistry although I feel like no one is more perfect for Clark than Lois, mainly because Lois doesn't bullshit him like Bruce does sometimes.

She's also more emotionally stable, Clark really doesn't need all of Bruce's baggage.

>>89041861

Has there ever been a SM/WW story where Wonder Woman didn't behaved like crazy cunt towards Superman, thought?

Kingdom Come, Frank Miller's DKR series, Act of God, Red Son, Nu52...

And also, Lois relationship with Superman is basically a love triangle where Clark has to win Lois' attention and heart from the chad-like Superman, who despite being himself doesn't help him any in getting Lois to notice the plain and meek coworker Clark Kent. It's a great dynamic.

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>>89042026

>>89042124
Well he's triggering his own lol, and that is good enough for me.

>>89042075
Zues had the ability to change his form, which implies control over his physiology. That make sense. Superman and Wonder Woman are always super tough

>>89042215

The only ones triggered are the casuals that probably always thought Batman and Wonder Woman were a fixed thing.

I doubt comics fans care that much.

>>89042055
Please tell me Booster had the same voice actor as he did in JLU/Bbatb.

>>89042242

What about Herakles then? Or all of the other Zeus' demigod sons?

Also, if Superman can't fuck a normal human, how the fuck is he capable of interacting with normal people? You know, picking people and fragile things or giving hugs, handshakes, backrubs and such.

>>89042199
She was fine in Kingdom Come and Nu52

So Lois is a shallow skank who treats people poorly ...this is our love interest folks

>>89042259
No. And ironically he's voiced by Brave and the Bold's Batman too.

>>89042304

>She was fine in Kingdom Come and Nu52

You mean as a disgraced amazon that failed to bring peace to Man's World and thus decided to pick up her slack by doubling on the violence recruiting Superman to her cause, only to constantly fight with him because she wanted to kill and execute prisoners while Superman opposed all her dumb and violent decisions?

Or Nu52 where she was constantly going through violent mood swings where she nag Superman about join her in invading country because with their combined powers nobody could stop them or then nag him about his double-life despite never being truthful to him about her ongoing?

Nah, man. Wonder Woman was a huge cunt in both.

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>>89036271

What good timing, I was just reminiscing about the Wonderbatfag butthurt in the thread where this was revealed.

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>>89042304

>So Lois is a shallow skank who treats people poorly ...this is our love interest folks

Hey, man, at least knows who's the true Superman.

>>89042304
>So Lois is a shallow skank who treats people poorly ...this is our love interest folks

Only when she's handled by shit writers.

>>89042388
That's really disappointing... does Skeets show up at all?

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>>89042668

Compare that to this one.

Is Peter Tomasi a Wonderbat shipper? Because man, Wonder Woman was written horribly here.

>>89042388
Even more ironically, Diedrich Bader also voiced Guy Gardner in GLTAS. He's making the rounds and voicing all these JLI niggas.

>>89043077
>Diedrich Bader
Remember when he was on the Drew Carey Show?

>>89042800
Wonderbatfags do tend to write a horrible Wonder Woman but that doesn't mean Tomasi is one.

Maybe he is just shit at writing Wonder Woman.

>>89043138

What Wonderbatfags writers are there?

The only ones that ever wrote about the pairing are Joe Kelly and Greg Rucka, by the comic side, and Paul Dini and Dwayne McDuffie, by the cartoon side.

Greg Rucka's run sucks now, but his first one was good.

>>89036395

>Clark is the kind of guy that looks mundane when not dressed to the nines as Superman

He's 6'3 and jacked as fuck. The whole thing is absurd

>>89042668
>I am going to regurgitate the same speech about superman that has been repeated or hinted at for decades

>good writing

She is either a cunt or just an uninteresting loving wife. I think she was more interesting before they got together

>>89043379
Rucka's run sucks now?I was about to get into it

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>>89043811

You really hate Lois, huh?

>>89043837

It's mediocre as fuck. He's trying really hard to recton the Nu52 changes to Wonder Woman's continuity while portraying all the characters as very unoffensive nice people, outside of the villains, of course. Also, Veronica Cale always sucked as a villain.

His first run was a lot better.

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>>89042026

>>89043451
He uses Super body control to make himself look 5'11" and double chinned, then he wears baggy clothes to hide his musculature.

>>89043837
Decompressed worse than Bendis and retcon central because he's assmad over Azz's version

>>89040180
Shane Glines is better anyway

>>89041078
No, batman already has a million love interests

>>89041861
I like lois and agree with this

>>89041861
You must not see many Loises then or know what a cunt looks like. Hell DCAU Lois isn't even a cunt.

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>>89036271
It was mandated by DC while the nu52 was a thing as lot of things are based on those comics The guy who wrote this episode said he was more of a WonderBat guy. Also said folks are worried about a second season because CN.

>>89044444

>batman already has a million love interests

Superman too.

Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris, Cat Grant, Maxima, Encantadora, Amazing Grace,THE ENTIRE JUSTICE LEAGUE (Ice, Fire, Power Girl, Gypsy, Vixen, Zatanna, Dr. Light, Crimson Fox, Silver Fox), Lyla Lerrol, Luma Lynai...

Superman is a bigger player than Batman.

By the way, i was trying to remember that Asian girlfriend Superman had pre-Nu52 before he had become Superman while he was still travelling the world. Do any oldfag here remember her? Hell, back then he even teamed up with Bruce in some adventure (he too hadn't become Batman yet).

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>>89044714

Superman and Zatanna are cute as fuck.

>>89044714

In the DCAU he had Livewire, Lashina, Mala, Mercy Graves.

>>89044741
wish there was more art of this

>>89040631
Read the comment section...

>>89044714

That makes sense, considering Superman has literally zero character flaws.

>>89045292

I made a vow of never reading Youtube's comment section. Can you at least tell me a generalization of their complaints?

You don't have to, mind you. I don't want to subject you to that kind of horror in case you don't want to do it, but you seem to have already checked it.

>>89045326

He has tons of character flaws, but he's pretty approachable and charming guy, specially in the guise of Superman. He acts basically like an actor in Insurance commercial. That coupled with the fact that he's known as the greatest and most powerful hero ever known to mankind and possible the galaxy, and you can see why bitches would be all over him.

>>89037041
>Yeah, how the fuck would Steve Trevor not be interested in the "plain" Diana Prince, only Wonder Woman, when Diana there seems to be hot as fuck? The entire restaurant stopped to gawk at her.

Fanboys will gobble up literally anything so why bother to make sense?

>>89045411
Because its was based on the nu52 which did a shit job at justifying why SMWW would ever happen.
The writers saw 'oh WW like god like dudes so lets have her fangirl at things she can do herself.'

>>89036319
Same.

>>89045392

>He has tons of character flaws

Such as?

I find it funny how in the episode Superman didn't need Wonder Woman's help for anything.

Once he found out that he was repulsing everything that came in touch with him thanks to Lex's scheme he himself already figured out the solution and went flying to find the nearest black hole to have the thing absorbed from his body.

But Wonder Woman in her attempt to help Superman kidnapped Lex out of prison and dragged him with her to the black-hole Superman was flying out of giving Lex the chance to end Superman for good. Lex escapes, take a small ship and start blasting Superman back inside the black-hole that Superman was this close to escape.

But then Lex's ship ended up being destroyed by the pull dooming them both to die because Superman had go back a bit to retrieve him and try to fly away again. So now both Superman and Lex are struggling to survive and it's only then that Wonder Woman made herself useful by throwing her lasso to catch both.

So not only was Wonder Woman of no help at all, but in her misguided attempt to help Superman she almost ended up killing him and Lex.

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>>89043451
All-Star Superman show this very well. A lot is in the posture and the behaviour, just by changing that it's easy to go from a paragon of humanity to a simple big bumbling farmboy

>>89045666

The very fact that Superman is seen as the greatest and most powerful hero ever serves as a struggle for the character, because he has to shoulder the enormous responsibility and and pressure without losing himself and where he came from to his ego or stress.

>>89045730

That's not a character flaw. Try again, dumbass.

>>89043451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIaF0QKtY0c

>>89045791

He's a hothead, he's a bit judgmental, he's somewhat naive, he's sometimes oblivious about his feelings and actions, he's a bit vain, he's a chronic masturbator.

>>89045849
Stubborn, don't forget stubborn

And often slow to act since he's a bit scared of himself

>>89042751
>does Skeets show up at all?
Not yet. But assuming the show continues for another season, I'd say it's inevitable.

>>89036271

>The waiter who collapses in the background

Come on guys both of you have superspeed, you could've fixed that guy up and no one would've even noticed.

Now his managers gonna yell at him and the restaurant has to replace all those dishes.

>>89045887

Yes. Old-fashioned as well, but i guess that goes with the judgmental thing.

Clark is like a nice Texan. Kinda like Hank Hill.

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>>89036271
I love how fucking desperate she was for that kiss. It literally ruined her day not to have it. So fucking thirsty.

>>89045920
and that's a wrap people, just gotta wait for the fanart people to finish this off and we can call ita thread

I want all four of the guys from King of the Hill as Justice League members by tomorrow

>>89045902

That's the only bit that bothers me about the episode.

Superman and Wonder Woman are dating because their old love interests only care about the costumes, not who they really are. Superman is Clark Kent, Wonder Woman is Diana Prince. I get it.

But while ol' Clark there seems like a sweet and meek guy, someone Lois would overlook in favor of Superman, Diana there's hot as fuck. She walked in the room and everyone stopped to look at her. The waiter lost his composure. So how the fuck can she say that Steve Trevor only had eyes for Wonder Woman, not Diana, when Diana there is still hot as fuck? Any guy would do her.

Then there's the fact that they chose to portray her disguise as... well, there's no disguise. She isn't wearing nerd glasses, braided hair, a boring dress or anything. You know, a look that wouldn't attract attention. A look that Steve would probably overlook. Something would make her look like a librarian or something. No, she's there with no disguise at all.

Kinda lazy, but i guess they wanted to show that Superman scored well by getting a date with the sexy Wonder Woman.

>>89045849

Literally none of that is true. We're talking about Superman, not Batman.

Try again.

>>89046026
Maybe Wonder Woman doesn't wear makeup but Diana does

and Steve wants a super powered woman to hold him down and fuck him silly with a strapon

he can't imagine little old Diana doing something so forceful

>>89046127

Batman's Dale Gribble, m8. Get your shit straight.

>>89046137

Wonder Woman doesn't wear make-up in the show, but i guess Steve might be gay, yeah.

>>89036271
Can we talk about how Steve doesn't know Diana and Wondy are the same. Wondy and Diana have rarely been separate. Goddamnit if this Timm writing Diana again I'll flip.

>>89044741
sauce?

>>89046157

>I realized my favorite character is a gary stu so I'll deflect by shitposting

>>89046197

Nah, m8. The guy who wrote the episode is this dude here >>89042124.

And there's no answer. It's lazy writing. They want to show Wonder Woman as a hot date and didn't put any thought into the whole secret identity and disguise thing. Hell, at the end of the episode they both go back to the same dinner but this time in their superhero costumes without giving any fuck if someone would put 2+2 together.

>>89046257
Its lazy writing because they were given the nu52 as inspiration. And we see how well the early 52 treated WW. Especially since she was Supes's cocksleeve in everybook but her own.

>>89046453

Wow. Hold on there. It could also be because the dude is a Wonderbat shipper and really didn't want to put any effort into it or even tried to purposely write a shitty episode.

>>89046496
You cant make gold out of shit. If he has to draw from shitty inspiration then he isnt gonna spin gold.
This episode i finally understand why it was written that way because the nu52 had a shallow reasoning behind SMWW so the writers are gonna be even more shallow in their adaptations.
Doesnt help that folks arent sure if this is gonna get another season because CN

>"These are your friends Diana?"

>"No, they're my sidekicks mother"

What feminist crap! This show is trash!
Did I do it right?

>>89046026
It's like the story where Marilyn Monroe does the transformation from invisible Norma Jean into her persona on a public street just by taking off her headscarf and behaving like Marilyn. One minute, nobody cares about her, the next she's a goddess among mere mortals.

You'd be surprised how a little self-confidence and a change in presentation makes people notice you who wouldn't otherwise.

>>89046453
>And we see how well the early 52 treated WW.

With the best run of the line?

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>>89046816
But she acts plenty confident as Diana

I'm still going for the explanation that she looks a lot different wearing makeup as Diana

>>89045835
damn brandon routh plays a good superman

>>89046852
I said outside her own book in another post.

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>>89036271
When I was younger, I unironically thought Wonder Woman was Lois Lane who was just using that name as a pseudonym, so people didn't know she was Princess Diana. I still like it better that way. Lois Lane and Steve Trevor need to go away and stop getting in the way of these two.

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>>89046858
It's amazing how you present yourself through tone and body language can affect others' perception of you.

Lynda Carter managed to look hotly dowdy as Diana Prince, and she did it mainly by just behaving differently than Wonder Woman. It wasn't a difference in confidence so much as how much familiarity she allowed in her relationships.

>>89042212
wat

>>89047065
fuck off

>>89047110
deathstroke saw that some gay people got shot so he hates guns now.

>>89047096

Yeah, but look at Lynda Carter there in her guise as Diana Prince. She's wearing glasses, using an uniform and she behaves differently.

In the episode Wonder Woman has nothing disguising herself and there's no change in attitude. We're also forgetting that by the end of the episode Superman and Wonder Woman go back to the same restaurant in their superhero costumes to resume their dating.

It's lazy writing, guys.

>>89047065

If that's all the difference between the characters for you why not just give Lois superpowers like in Grant Morrison's All-Star Superman?

>>89045835
Beat me to it.

>>89047153
It's an 11 minute cartoon for kids.

>>89047215

But that put effort with Superman, but that's probably maybe because the difference between Superman and Clark Kent are more pronounced and known by the general public.

>>89047187
Why have a super-powered Lois Lane and Wonder Woman instead of merging them into one character?

>>89047307

Because they're not the same character.

>>89047328
Yeah but Lois Lane has no character, so you could just sweep her under the rug and let Diana use her identity as a pseudonym without anyone realizing Lois is gone.

>>89047443

>Yeah but Lois Lane has no character

Honestly? I'd say that Lois has more character than Wonder Woman just by virtue of outside media exposure and remaining consistent throughout the ages.

No one knows anymore how Wonder Woman's supposed to behave or even what she's all about.

>>89036271
How does a secret identity work with Wondy when she's the hottest woman alive?

Has Stargirl shown up?

>>89047478
This. Lois Lane has a pretty well established character by now.

>>89036271
>SM/WW
Way to fuck up the show CN

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>>89036271
>SMXWW