New Cars 3 trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egd cNrXSHVI

What is with Pixar's autistic obsession with this mediocre series?

>>89026113
toys you idiot

Looks pretty I guess
It's going to suck
At least Lightning's previous rivals didn't look like simple pallete swaps
Also I'm surprised that there's no Mater

>>89026132
I think you have enough dildos, son.

>>89026113
Lasseter really likes automobiles

>>89026094
There's some pretty big DEEPEST LORE shit they have to deal with now. They said this new guy Storm is "the next generation of high tech racers". So he's clearly "made"... are all the Cars then "made" in the same way cars are made in the real world?

There's a lot of world they could explore but they decided to jack off in the last movie with Larry the Cable Guy: World Tour.

40 bucks says the pull a "It's pottery" and more or less recreate the ending of the original when Lightning was helping out the old experienced car.

>>89026094

Took all the edge and drama right out of the first trailer.

>>89026132
DOES TOY STORY MERCH NOT MAKE THEM ENOUGH MONEY?

PIXAR ISN'T EXACTLY DESPERATE FOR CASH.

>>89026218

How much of this movie do you think will be fucked by Larry the Cable Guy being there because The Kids Love Mater?

why are all the race cars male

>>89026285
The first trailer was nothing but a huge bait and switch. It's purpose was to generate buzz in social media and it achieved it.

Now that the movie's got everyone's attention it's back to the same old thing.

>>89026295
We have perfected Greed in America son. Look at the 2008 "crisis" it was mostly big companies shitting their pants because people weren't buying useless junk in troves.

>>89026295
Cars sells more toys then fucking Star Wars.

Does anyone have the article where one of the producers basically admitted this movie was about bitching about Millennials or some shit?

Hey kids! Its the movie that will help kill Wonder Woman

>>89026398

Why attack your audience?

>>89026398
Only millennials would get offended by that.

I really don't think some of you guys understand how much fucking money Cars pulls in.

>>89026439

Over here we call it "assisted-suicide".

>>89026398
It was Entertainment Weekly putting words in Pixar's mouth.

http://ew.com/movies/2017/01/05/cars-3-first-look/

>>89026452
And they have. Tumblr won't stop bitching about it

>>89026334
They haven't shown any Mater at all which looks good. Maybe they actually saw all the complaints with Cars 2 and decided they didn't need him everywhere.

>>89026295
Actually it doesn't. Toys R Us is the only store I've seen that sells a Pixar line of toys (stuff for all the older movies like Incredibles and stuff) and then there's a separate Toy Story line with actual 1:1 versions of Buzz, Woody, Rex, etc.

That shit has shelfwarmed since it came out years ago. It's got a good layer of dust on it now. Unless a new movie comes out (which there's going to be now) Toy Story shit just doesn't sell that well.

Cars on the other hand has made....I think something upwards of $8 BILLION dollars in merchandise. That's BILLION with a B. Little kids, especially boys go apeshit for the Cars cars...although I do tend to see them shelfwarming now too. Mattel is probably making mad bank with that shit, even if they are licensed out.

>>89026342
Oh, come on, Anon, think about this. Cars. Women. Females. Driving.

It's not difficult to see why Disney have only male racing cars....

>>89026532
$10 Billion actually

>>89026495
In all fairness wording the standard plot like that would end up making some people upset.

Obviously the movie will be the classic "I'm having the equivalent of a midlife crisis and a new hotshot threatens to replace me" plot but if while you're promoting something you make it out to be antagonizing against a demographic you can make everything sound awful and preachy.

>>89026439
As if it needed any help.

>>89026553
women are statistically proven to be better drivers than men to the point that all insurance companies charge them less because they are less likely to have accidents

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>>89026094
Jesus christ, this is basically Rocky...

>>89026342
You know, I just realized they could have totally given Danica Patrick a role in one of the movies. Would make sense.

>>89026709
>All there is to being a good driver is not totaling your car
Ok.

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>>89026452
>Only the people the article is offending would be offended by that

>>89026798
one must have a car in one piece to race anon

>>89026218
The way I figure it, this new racer Storm is like Drago from Rocky 4. Had potential to begin with, then was picked up by a sponsor and had every bit of his training analyzed to the smallest detail to perfect his racing.

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So did Pixar finally realize that nobody likes Larry the Cable Guy?

>>89026398
We've over this: it was what people THINK of millennials, not what all millennials are. The article used the word "plagued" for a reason.

>>89026342
One of the international racers in Cars 2 was female, but you know, outside The Jesus, those were all background characters.

>>89026762
The first one was Doc Hollywood, so it fits with the movie adaptations.

Only the sequel was more of an Austin Powers than any spy movie.

>>89026094
So what message are they trying to send with this film?

Are we supposed to feel bad for McQueen because he's a gas powered car?

Somebody please kill Owen Wilson.

>>89026094
Why is Jackson Storm allowed to race against stock cars? That looks like a tremendous class difference.

>>89027029
He's tried to kill himself before, leave him alone. It's Pixar that needs to die.

The script was already leaked or something, right?

He ends up coaching the yellow car, who was originally coaching him.

>>89026709
It was a joke.

Also, the statistics of insurance companies are kind of questionable: There's still a spoiler-factor from less women drivers and cars insured in the name of husbands or fathers.

(that said women appear to be involved in less expensive car accidents usually, since when the EU banned gender-based insurance calculations later studies found men cost about two to three times as much as women making claims)

>>89027090
What an original story that has never been done before. I smell an Oscar.

>>89026218
When a mommy car loves a daddy car sometimes they make babby cars

>>89026094
Holy shit. I don't know about merchandising, sales or the justificy for the Cars franchise, I only know that the graphics in the race and highway scene are more real that the real life.

Anyway, I liked Cars

>>89027029

Cars ruined Owen's career. He did great as Lightning, but the film was OK. If it weren't as despised, everyone would claim Owen is a great actor.

>>89026905
Seems that way. Honestly the Cars movies would have been far better without Mater.

>>89026709
I passed 3 accidents on my way home
All women drivers.

>>89027235

Liking the original Cars movie isn't controversial. I quite enjoyed it a little.

Cars 2 on the other hand...

>>89027289
>Cars ruined Owen's career
Yes. It was voicing a cartoon that ended him. It had nothing to do with him personally.

> but correlation is causation!

go back to homeschool

>>89027289
I think the trouble is that he just got fucking old and tired, like his buddy Ben Stiller.

>>89027356
I work at an insurance company (USAA) and men are close to 70% of the people calling in to report their accidents, which are usually high dollar claims or complete totals of their vehicles
the women that call in backed into telephone poles or currently have slid out on ice or other stupid things that arent nearly as serious
for whatever reason men just take more stupid risks that make no sense for everyday drivers

>>89027289
>>89027386
>>89027414
Basically this. Owen's whole thing was that he is young and cool, he has no actual personality beyond laid back California guy. Once he started getting older his whole shtick stopped working for him.

>>89026094
>Lighting's shit gets fucked up

JUST

>>89026094
Pretty disappointing desu. Wanted it to be edgy.

>>89026094
>there are people that seriously thought this was going to be a gamechanger.
Hahah can't wait til Logan gets released.

>>89026113
It prints money

>>89027901
>Lighting nearly fucking dies
Yesssss
>He clearly fucking lives
Noooooo

>>89026709

Women get in more accidents then men, men get in much bigger accidents though. Think 20 fender benders versus a pile up.

>>89027984
me too

>>89026094
>The villain's design is the same the protagonist's but black.

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>>89027203
>yfw mcqueen and the 911 girl car have kids in this movie

>>89026094
Looks good! Probably a feel-good positive lesson-on-Life resurrection type story that it should be, rather than the silly story line hashed out in Cars 2. Actually looking forward to seeing this now.

>>89026094

>from the creators of Finding Dory , Inside Out.


dropped.

>>89029457
>not dropping it as soon as you saw it was Cars.

>>89027356
Honestly I've seen both male and female drivers act like fucking animals where I live.

What I can say we're worse at is keeping public restrooms clean. Some bitches don't even clean the piss stains they leave and yet the first thing they do when they reach their sink is touch their fucking hair.

>>89026113
MONEY
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>>89026264
This time Lightning is the older experienced car though?

>>89026094
So it's gonna be a combination of the "I'm getting too old to be on top" and "horrible accident and I have to work my way back up to my dream"?

Not particularly interested and i loved the first cars

>>89026482
"Carbon monoxide poisoning"

>>89029848
Out here, I've always seen the same. The men just act a lot more stupid in their decisions.

>>89027505
Women are careless.
Men are reckless.

When a woman driver fucks up it's because she isn't paying attention to the road or her minds somewhere else.
When a male driver fucks up it's because he takes a stupid risk.

They're both bad drivers but in regards to racing being reckless is less of a detriment than being careless.

>>89030485
In racing reckless and careless are basically the same thing with the same outcome.

It's gonna end like the first Cars except Lightning has realized it's just time to step aside and there's nothing wrong with technology advancing because it can make racing more exciting and fun and he'll push this Storm guy across the finish line.

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>>89026113

WE'VE GOT TO HAVE MMMMMONEY

>>89030512
Being reckless can yield positive results though. Carelessness doesn't.

>>89030569
They're the same thing dude.

>>89026218
He could have been a normal car who was just picked up by a company and augmented.

Or maybe the Cars world practices eugenics.

>>89030601
no they aren't you fucking retard.

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Would you ride a car?

So what does it take for a car to die? Does the engine have to blow up? Can engines be replaced? Where does another engine come from? Are there car donors, is mater essentially a grave digger?
All these questions

>>89026709
Better luck next time, femanon.

>>89028384
Shadow Mcqueen

>>89030715

His name is Storm.

subtle.

>>89026094
>people actually thought this would be anything but 2 hours of merchandising

>>89030622
in this scenario yes they are you idiot

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>>89026709
>15 year olds without licenses get this triggered
>heh, muh, make me a s-sandwich, b-bitch

>>89030650
Okay i'm stumped. What'd you get for questions #2 and #3?

1. Anthropomorphic? --> furry
2. Name for talking cars/machines? _________
3. Name for someone who wants to fuck #2? _________

>>89026113
>kids love cars
>kids love animated movies
>animated movie about cars
>merchandise and toys make more money than almost any other film franchise in existence

B-BUT WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING THEM

>>89032122
So the answer is obvious. Kill the children.

>>89030866
Who are you even talking to?

>>89026094

nigga fuck you guys. the first movie came out eleven years ago. guess what? you fucks have now aged out of having dominance in the nostalgia game.

the first movie was fucking solid. tell me it was worse than brave, the good dinosaur, monsters university, a bugs life or finding dory

>next generation of high tech racers

So cars are made or born? They evolve? Is this a mutant car?

>>89027053
Maybe his shit is so new that there are no rules against it yet.

>>89026132

Has there ever been a more consistently released and stocked toy line this decade? Across my TRU, Target, and Walmart, CARS is always fully stocked with NEW shit across like half an aisle even when the Transformers and Marvel and Hot Wheels pegs are bare.

>>89032291
No no, it's on car steroids and has car augmentations.

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>>89032777
So he is car Drago

>>89026094

I just found it funny they released a trailer for it right after Jimmy Johnson clinched the win after a spectacular crash at the end with Joey Logano and Carl Edwards with only 10 laps to go.

>>89026135
>It's going to suck

The fact that they didn't put Mater in this trailer somewhere makes me think they're at least going to try to make this a 'family' film like Cars 1 and less of a cashgrab shitfest like the 2nd, 3rd, and Planes.

I was really expecting an "after-trailer" scene with Mater doing something fuckretarded. And I'm glad he didn't show up.

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>>89026218
If you look at the picture in the background in the courtroom scene while Lightning McQueen is being trialled for fucking up the town in the first movie, you can see a giant Heavenly-looking factory churning out Model T Fords.

>>89032215

It was fucking worse than brave,the good dinosaur, monsters university, a bugs life or finding dory

>>89026094
I'm not expecting a great movie but hopefully there are elements in the movie that will appeal to car enthusiasts like the first one.

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>winning matters again
I thought we were passed that part.

>>89033227
Any chance /o/ actually likes this series?

>>89033516
You serious?

>>89026218
World building is probably the last thing they're gonna tackle in this franchise.

>>89026094
Man, the fan ideas that people on /co/ had were significantly better than the plot they are going for.

This is just rocky balboa mixed with rocky 3.

YOU LOST BUT NOW YOU GOTTA FIGHT SMARTER! THESE YOUNGER GUYS ARE STRONGER AND FASTER THAN YOU!

>>89026370
Uhh no. Well, it was part of it sure, but it was more of the results of the crisis than the crisis itself.

>>89026113
Pixar went from a god tier animation studio to a generic toy merchandising movie studio faster than we thought

>>89033685
I blame Didney for this.

>>89033685
well cartoons where always about selling toys

>>89026161
Pretty much this. It's his passing project and Disney lets him make these because kids buy the cars.

>>89033685
>>89033695
>>89033706

True, disney bought them for Hanna Montana money, and now they switched places when they started shuffling talents between them and WDAS.

>>89031736
There are already plenty of videos of people "fucking/being fucked" by their cars. Of course, it's more masturbation than anything, but I'm sure it counts.

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>>89026113
MERCHANDISING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQfloD4FFPo

>>89031736
>1. Anthropomorphic animals --> furry
>2. Name for talking cars/machines? Anthropomorphic vehicles
>3. Name for someone who wants to fuck #2? Mechanophile or Clanker

Fixed