Meet Four Of The New Smartest Women In The Marvel Universe, As

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LaShayla “Shay” Smith

>“A physicist from Brownsville, Brooklyn, Shay has a lot in common with me as a teenager: a Latchkey kid who goes home on her own at the end of the school day. During that time, she works on her science and tends to get in trouble thanks to her work. She has a tendency to blow things up and break things. She currently focuses on teleportation and faster-than-light travel.”

Priya Aggarwal

>“Priya, a second-generation Indian American, lives in Queens, specifically Jackson Heights. She specializes in biology, and botany in particular. But she keeps her intelligence largely hidden because she just wants to be a regular kid, and do normal, popular kid stuff. Priya shows reluctance when it comes to joining the group, and Nadia has to persuade her. But we’ll see her come into her own.”

>All brown/black

CALLED IT

>>88958918
>LaShayla
Are black americans in a constant most retarded name for a child contest?

>>88958902

I can't wait for Marvel comics to die out forever.

>tfw they all suffer from cunt-mouth

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>>88959034

Yes.

>>88958918

This is just pathetic.

>>88958902
>Puerto Rican character
>Her name's Taina

Please Marvel, stop representing us, all your attempts have been awful (except Vejigante, but you'll never use him again).

>>88958902
>>88958918
>All live in New York

Fuck off

>>88958902
>>88958918
>Smartest Women in the Universe
>All American 20-Somethings

>>88958902
>>88958918
The four smartest women on the planet all live in the same city. What are the fucking odds.

>>88958918
>Priya
Like that dumb cokehead pornstar that used to grown when fucking? Top kek.

>>88958902
>cripple girl
>fluffy sweater

oh yes, I approve. Can't wait for the porn.

Which is which, though? The picture makes it look like Taina is the one that can walk, but the writeup says she's the crip.

>>88958918
So Shay is just straight up Janelle Monae, then?

>A physicist from Brownsville, Brooklyn,
>Brownsville, Brooklyn
>BROWNSVILLE
The city is real, but seriously...

>>88959122
>>88959104

It's a combination of my least favorite tropes!

Doing a good job drawing in foreign audiences there, Marvel.

>>88958902
>Puerto Rican
>Taina

Awful

>more characters added to books I don't follow or care about
So, why should I care again?

>>88958902
>>88958918

So who is number 4?

Wait, I thought Moon Girl was the smartest?

So it's Moon Girl, then the G.I.R.L.S, then Reed Richards at #6? Why is Reed dumber than 5 underage black women?

>>88959179
>>88959090
I don't get it.

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>>88958918
Hey its Janelle Monae

>>88958902
>Puerto Rican
>Her name's Taina

Man, that's racist.

>>88958918
Klaus Nomi, what did they do to you

>>88959122
Universe doesn't mean literal universe anymore

Another thing these cartoon-watching lore-obsessed videogame-manual-raised talentless shits has brought into comics is "Universe means "this handful of characters and this vague city block they occupy"

>>88958918
why no Riri WIlliams or Moon Girl? aren't they the smartest?

>>88959219
>Why is Reed dumber than 5 underage black women?

Because pandering.

Marvel is making me feel like I need to apologise for being female all the time. These people have their heads so far up their asses it's unbelievable.

>>88959228

Hey its dumb trash wearing a weird outfit to distract the public from her lack of talent!

>>88959251
I think the idea is padding the smart list with more women. With moongurl already on it, no need to put her in

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>>88958902
Well fuck Asia,Europe and africa(seriosly couldn't even squeeze one Wakandan),Young and New Yorkers only people that matter.God I can't wait for this run to end and these characters to be forgotten,Reed didn't save the universe for this

>>88958902
>women so smart XD
>all non-white
this shit is getting out of hand. stop reading/buying Marvel and supporting this farce

>>88959219
No, it's Moon Girl, the GIRLS, Murderbird, Riri, Valeria, T'Challa, Chulk and then Reed Richards, you shitlord!

>>88959251
Honorable Mentions
>“Lunella Lafayette—aka Moon Girl—will appear in the second and third issues [of UNSTOPPABLE WASP]. We’ll see her around, though she’ll have some other issues of her own that she’ll have to deal with, too. I’ve talked to the creative team on [MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR], and we’d like to do some more crossovers with her.

>“We’d love to do some stuff with Riri Williams, as well. We could have a lot of fun putting all of these super-intelligent girls together, and they could get into all sorts of situations.

>>88959219
Taínos were the indigenous people of pre-Columbian Puerto Rico. It’s like calling a Mexican character “Azteca Valles” or some dumb shit. That said, I do know a few women called Taína so it’s not like it’s inaccurate or something.

>>88959250
I feel like you may be slightly hypocrticial here

>>88959305
>Adding BP and Cho with them
Oh so you have a problem with them not being white

>>88959157
Yes, probably three times as obnoxious. Maybe even a reference to that Hidden Figures movie since she played a supposed physicist or something.

>>88959301
>seriosly couldn't even squeeze one Wakandan

Yeah that's actually weird. But I guess even liberal Americans think America is the center of the universe.

>>88959219
>>88959305
I thought Reed and his kids were the smartest in the universe, not world.

>>88959312
I know one, that doesn't make it ok for them to use it.

It was bad enough that their main representation was White Tiger, and all the awful shit it came with it.

>tfw I want to name my kids something stupid but I'm too white and have to settle for Carter or some shit

>>88959320
What do you mean buddy? I only consume mature superhero stories for mature readers such as myself.

>>88959295
Its a suit. That's the definition of normal.

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>>88959034
they're fighting for top spot with BRs

>>88959312

Holy shit that is awful.

But I'm sure that's exactly the reason they used it.

>>88959360
Go with a Gaelic name then.

>>88959360
Just spell it like an asshole with a K and leave out the E.

>>88958902
>Not putting Asian girl
That's racist!

>>88959360

>white

You're allowed to name your kids after a city or a car though. So that's something. Be sure to spell it fancy

>Porscha
>Lexxuss

>>88959421
And a fruit or job description.

>>88958902
note how the one who can barely walk is going to be the engineer. and how many of them are going to be lesbian? Shay looks like a prime candidate

>>88959372
Who named their kid fucking Sausage

>>88959360
Just let dubs decide its name

>Zibbedydubdibbledoink

>>88959449

>lesbian

Don't be so small-minded and binary anon, I'm sure she'll be specialsexual.

>>88959367
That is kinda. But barely anyone outside of upper echelons of business or politics wears suits anymore.

>>88959449
Her sister and the Janelle lookalike will be queer.

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>>88959372
>BACTERIA

>>88959390
As I said, it’s a somewhat common female name here in Puerto Rico. I don’t think anyone here will care.

What's wrong with having smart black/brown girls? It's supposed to be fictional

>>88959360
Marry an ethnic woman, then you can call them something retarded

>>88959295
> weird outfit

it's a suit.

Are you so used to wearing khaki cargos and a trilby that you don't know what a suit looks like?

>>88958902
>while also facing multiple sclerosis

So all these super smart girls together can't figure out how to treat her illness?

It's even worse than "why doesn't Reed cure cancer/AIDS".

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>>88959034
White trash beats them in amount.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/stop-the-madness?utm_term=.liQn5PD79#.lnnGNe62l

This feels very Batgirl of Burnside. I don't think these are the top four smartest women in the universe though, to anons being triggered by that. They're just the smart women Nadia picks up for her group.

WHERE DA WHITE WIMMEN AT

>>88959536
>somewhat common

Where? Most girls in my area have normal names. The most common name I keep hearing is Alexandra and variants.

>>88959372
>>88959461
>>88959532
Are you people stupid? Those are their nicknames, their real names are under them.

>Bacteria
>Thiego Alves de Sousa

>>88959561
Most of those are clearly nicknames of adult people

Black names are still dumber on average.

>>88959444
>job description.

Wait what?

>>88959597
I guess common is way too broad, but it’s not an extremely uncommon one either. I’m just pointing out that there’s a precedent for using the name. I do think it’s stupid to call your child Taína anyway.

>>88958902
>>88958918
Vaguely ethnic 20 somethings living in NY with bad design and little to no character to them.

News at 11.

I come to these specific threads to see people get triggered.

>>88959581
They are the ones in charge. Ultron would be proud of his sister bringing the lesser to heel.

>>88958902
>>88958918
I legitemely think the writer just have a thing for colored women, lucky for him he can disguise his fetish as being pc. He's likely masturbating to it this vey moment

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>>88959461
note how their real names are written in smaller print under their "artist name". you can basically assume any name you want in Brazil, I've read recently that there were like 3 candidates who called themselves Obama in some minor town election. on the other hand naming kids after stars/well known people is popular too, Roberto Baggio was one of the greatest football players from Italy in the 90s (if you aren't a eurofag) and Ruud Gullid was a pretty good and flashy Dutch one from the late 80s.
Also I distinctly remember a screenshot of a player called Johnlennon but can't find it right now.
Oh and Van Basty probably named himself after Marco van Basten, another Dutch player from the late 80s

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>>88959295
>Janelle Monae
>Trash
>Weird outfit
>Suit

>>88959372
Only half those names are retarded, the rest are just foreign.

>>88959657

Referring to Pilot Inspektor?

>>88958918
dat Priya tho

>>88959561
>black people making fun of white people names
L O L

>>88959657
Scout or the infamous Pilot Inspektor

>>88959710
Oh that's right.

At least you didn't give views to Rich.

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>>88959561
>BEEZOW DOO-DOO ZOPPITTYBOP-BOP-BOP

>>88959295
I bet you don't even listen janelle Monae.

>>88959034
A man who was a professor on black cultrue said something along the lines of
>"blacks have lost touch with their own culture that they've been trying to invent thier own with these names, they want something exotic sounnding and meaningful but they have no idea what that would even be, so they just kinda junble up things they think sound good"

He explains it much better than what I'm paraphrasing it as, And although it's an interesting piece it's pretty sad.

>>88959719
>black people making fun of white people names
>Article is actually written by two white people
I'm pretty sure black people make fun of black names too.

>>88959751
Lol why would I. He had a good title so I used it

Fuck Rich the leach

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>>88958902
>marvel writers took years to develop and show the readers How smart characters like Beast, mr fantastic, forge are
>lol let just introduce a character and say it is the smartest person and it doesnt have competition

>>88959090
I feel like this is basically every ethnicity's response to Marvel's diversity push it seems like. The only who haven't sucked are the outliers and basically consist of Robbie and Kamala

>>88959491
One day you'll get a job.

>>88959367
>>88959558
>>88959703
Are you guys serious right now? it's not a normal business suit, it's a fashion suit, you can tell by the cut and the way the lapels flare out at the top.

Aside from that, women do not traditionally wear suits, although I do love a woman who can pull one off, this smacks clearly of "i'm trying to be quirky and different ! LOOK AT ME!"

>>88959818
This is my biggest frustration with this desu. Them all being New Yorkers is a close second.

I really don't have any problem with Marvel deciding they want more women/ethnic/child superheros, they're just doing an absolutely shit job of introducing them.

>>88959644
I find white people tend to fuck with 'regular' names more often than not, adding y's and k's to make them unique.

Of course this might be biased because my friend works with kids and is constantly telling me dumb kid names.

I'd say most dumb white names just aren't vocally dumb enough to notice.

>>88959726
Hunter, Tanner, Cooper, etc.

>>88959847
Especially the pompadour.

>>88959847
>Janelle Monae
>Entertainer
>Wears outfits to designed to draw attention
Golly, Sherlock

>>88959877
Ugh and their use of surnames as first names like the samples you stated. I've even heard Grayson, Johnsom, stupid shit like that too.

>>88959889
Good entertainers don't have to dress quirky to entertain numbnuts.
It's a thing primarily done by those who lack talent, unless you're friggin Elton John.

>>88958902
>Puerto Rican character
>it's a girl
Ffs they do this every time. Last new male non-mixed PR character we got from Marvel was Tag

>>88958902
>>88958918
They all look the same.

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>>88959818
this shit is so fucking frustrating I could hit a wall.
actually I just did and it didn't help.

>>88959946
never said she was good you whipped dipshit.

>>88958902
At least they're not ugly hambeast, it should still trigger SJWs

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>>88959847
>Using fashion to create a distinctive image
>Bad.
>>88959946
Your argument of her lacking talent falls apart as soon as you listen to her actual music.

>>88959360
you are never too white to have stupid names

>>88959946
>>88959981
Also, What is KISS, you fucking moron.

What sometimes pisses me off about Marvel "diversity" is that when they create Latinos/as characters they don't look beyond Central America, it's like they forget that South America exist, I mean where are my Chilean, Argentinian, Peruvian, Venezuelan, Bolivian, Brazilian, Ecuadorian characters?

Fuck off Marvel. Creating 1 Mexican, Puerto Rican, Cuban character doesn't mean you are representing all the Latinos people

Another problem I have is that, biologist, physician, come on people be creative this is comics book, why not create a different field or use of abstract math or something that is out of ordinary.

>>88959134
>Not knowing New York is the literal center of any given Marvel universe.

>>88960113

Wait, i don't get it. Are you implying that the KISS dress in some weird way somehow?

>>88960146
How would you white a story of a Chilean then ?

>>88959301
>>88959301
whats wron neo-nazi alt-righter drumpfkin poltard? triggered by the superior none whit5e strong minority womynz who need no man to build robots and shiet?

>>88959341
not in 2017 they're not

>>88960146

Roberto da Costa, Sunspot, who's brazilian, has been a huge player as of the last years.

Fucker is even leading his own Avengers team.

>>88958902
>engineer ethnic cripple
Spinnerette did it better.

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>>tfw most advanced country in the world can't get anyone besides it's king in the top 10

>>88960146
Sunspot has had a pretty good character arc over the past few years, which is good enough for Marvel I guess.

>>88960248
There not Americans so fuck off but to your shack

>>88960008
its definitely triggering the anti SJWs

>>88960190
nice reading comprehension

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>>88960201
>>88960268
Didn't know. I better shut it now

>>88960176
Don't know, m8, and that's embarrassing since I'm Chilean. I'm trying to come out with something but I can't

>>88960146
>Argentinian
Why would you want that?

>>88960279
I would say it triggers me more as someone who expected something from was solo.

>>88958902
>4 smartest girls in MCU
>Can't even come up with an original team name
>Can't even write a proper acronym

>>88959301
its almost as if wasp lives in New York, centerpiece of the marvel universe

>>88960201
And yet he never talk portuguese. In fact I never saw a Portuguese character in a Marvel comics.

>>88960355

*wasp

>>88960368
is almost as the writer doesnt have any imagination or creativity

>>88960349
I'm just saying that creating a Central American character while forgetting South America and claiming that it is for the Latinos people is stupid

>>88960376
He used to in original new mutants

Being a "genius " in the Marvel universe is fucking meaningless. Not only that, its just plain lazy writing and backdoor to mary sue territory whenever the character needs to brain blast their way out of a problem

>>88958902
This costume design makes me legitimately angry.

I don't care about the diversity stuff, whatever, I've grown numb to it.

But that fucking costume is the godawful drizzling shits. Whoever designed that should be ashamed of themselves, and then cut off their own hands so they can't ruin comics any more.

>>88960449
I love how all the smartist people in the marvel universe are all young black women with some other minorities mixed in.

>>88960449
That's why it's a superpower. It's dumb. Like giving someone super strength so they punch their way out of a problem.

>>88960419
Did he? I remember reading in unstablemolecules forums that he never talked in Portuguese rather he talked in Spanish. There's also an interview where Zeb wells mentioned that he mistook Sunspot language and told he was sorry.

>>88960449
That's why it can be a good idea to give the hero a brainy sidekick, who takes care of the technical stuff while the hero does heroic stuff.

>>88960519
yep he did, read the arc where they go to brazil and find the lost city of Rome

>>88959219
>So it's Moon Girl, then the G.I.R.L.S, then Reed Richards at #6? Why is Reed dumber than 5 underage black women

Because it's 2016!!!

>>88960516
Yeah but when everyone and their fucking dog is a genius then isnt it just average intelligence at this point? The best way to do it is have characters specialize in different fields. Except Doom/Reed, theyre fucking broken

>>88960557
BUT IS 2017!

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This book is going to be so fucking terrible. and I will read this trainwreck and enjoy the downward spiral it'll take.

>>88960592

Why can't this artist drawn mouths?

>>88960579
Then its time to turn Richards into a black girl.

>>88959104
The writer lives in North Carolina which is filling up with New York hipster wannabes. He probably wishes he could move there.

>>88960607
I think it's faces in general

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This is ridiculous. It's almost like a parody of itself at this point.

Meet your new Avengers, /co/.

>>88960449
Don't worry, once this book is canceled these characters will never appear again.

>>88959219
Because currently Reed and his family aren't on Earth dumb dumb, they are outside of reality rebuilding the Marvel Multiverse.

>>88960653
Can we make Robbie's brother a hero?

>>88959372

are you dumb? Those are their nicknames

>>88960653
Not gay and black enough.

>>88960697
>Not gay and black enough.
They call him "Jaws" for a reason.

>>88958902
>Smartest women
>All 20 something retarded brown bitches from new york
I want marvel to burn.

>>88958918
Shay is gonna be the lesbian.

>>88960697
>"Kid Vid" is a Mexican-born girl who escaped to the United States when she was 10, with her family. She currently lives in Queens, New York and chooses to dress as a boy and prefers "he/him" pronouns.

>Snaps is a male to female trans woman from Brooklyn, New York.

Something like this?

>>88960675
>Robbie "wheels" Reyes and his brother Gabe "The Leg Man"

>>88960793
Well there was that one time Eli possessed Gabe, made him put on a Halloween costume, jump off a building to his death, and came back as a brace wearing hellhound

tumblr's still not gonna buy your comics, Marvel.

>>88959269
>Marvel is making me feel like I need to apologise for being female all the time.
Stop pretending you are a girl anon.

Dear Marvel, you do know that diversity stops being diversity when there's nothing but smart brown girls with attitude.

Please come up with a white man, because that would be the most surprising thing in the world right now.

>allegedly smartest women in the world
>all minority young adults living in New York
>one is a cripple and one clearly has gender ID issues
>guaranteed at least one will be gay

The only thing that can save Marvel now is a nuke. Wipe it clean. Start over from zero.

>>88960653
> Black kid is named Jaws
> Asian kid is named Lingo
> Bespectacled kid is named I.Q

This is embarrassingly ass-backwards, even as a strawman of "diverse" groups.

>>88959305
You just forgot Toni Ho anon. How racist of you!

>>88960816
>tfw no Gabe Rider with a flaming hell wheelchair

Why is Marvel continuing to pump out these supergenius teenage girls when their two best legacy heroes are Robbie and Sam?

>>88960894
Pretty sure Lingo is Hispanic of some kind, not Asian.

Anyway, it's an exaggeration, but the point is the same.

>>88960914
Because Marvel doesnt know a good thing when they see it, only a popular book to exploit. Theyre sabotaging Robbies book with team up bullshit

>>88960753
Too easy. She probably just likes being a Janelle Monae crossover with Zatanna. I think the cripple girl will be gay.

>>88960890
It doesn't say they are the smartest anywhere does it? Just that she found them and they are smart. I don't think they'll be on the top of the Smartest Marvel Universe Talent list like Moon Girl is #1 now.

>>88960146
Because nobody gives a fuck about SA.

>>88959360
You might not have weird names, but a lot of them are gay as fuck.

I knew a guy named Dakota, I would seriously change my name if my parents gave me a name like that.

>>88960894

The 90s were a strange time, looking back.

>>88960712
They call him jaws, but he grew up to be Barricuda.

>>88960993
>>88960890

If they were so smart, why is one still a cripple?

I mean she is literally an engineer.

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>>88961059
Did he look like this?

>>88960953
>Because Marvel doesnt know a good thing when they see it, only a popular book to exploit.
This, agent Venom was the longest running Venom title And Bendis fucked it along with all the writers who wanted to use him, because he wanted to exploit him selfishly for one shitty book or two in an abysmall GOTG run.

I wonder how hard it is to hate a person to death, or at least out of something you love.

This is pretty admirable: creating characters infinitely greater than you in order to inspire children to be greater than you.

It's a truly concientious, selfless thing to do and I admire both the guy and the comic he makes for it.

I'm so glad I don't buy marvelshit anymore. At the same time it saddens me that some of my favorite characters are being held hostage by garbage writers.

At least Sandman and the Eternals will always be pure.

>>88958902
>>88958918

I knew Marvel was creatively bankrupt but Jesus these guys are uninspired as fuck. they basically turned the black chick from Batgirl into 4 characters.

>>88959228
>>88959295
>>88959558
>>88959847
>>88960021
>>88959946
>>88959881
Are this JoJo references?

>>88958902
>Claim to be fighting against racism and xenophobia
>Every character is a completely integrated American with immigrant parents

Like, fuck, I'm not even bitchy enough to hate on the fact that they're brown like most people here, but why not just make the Indian chick actually Indian? Would it be too hard because then you'd have to research Indian culture instead of just writing savvy suburban girl #58503?

>>88959372
>Roberto Baggio etc etc
Literally based 2bh, especially if he grows up to be a good player

>>88960625
>tfw I used to love Asheville and Boone but now I wanna raze them to the ground

>>88961382
Durham's even worse.

>>88960883
But if there are no white men who will all these brown girls with attitude show what's what?

>>88961229
>>88961229
>>88961229

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>>88961192
I wish it was possible. I so wish it.

>>88961253

Yes. Besides, actual foreign people are scary. They have different traditions and beliefs and might be critical and we can't have that in our happy comic.

>>88958902

People will still complain that they aren't diverse enough because none of them are noticeably overweight.

>>88960674
That is a canard & you know it.

>>88959818
What's even worse than the fact that modern readers have no understanding of the mechanics of serial storytelling is that neither do modern creators.

>>88959034
Considering there are people who will change regular names for the sake of making them unique, yes.

>Staci
>Nanci
>Kym
>Kris
>Johan (john)
And those are just white people names

>>88961988
>reading a trade
>every twentieth page is a full page splash with one dialogue balloon on it
Can't writers end issues any other way?

Fyi to the non latino anons, taino is the name of one of the three or four indigenous peoples of the carribean. Naming your latina character taina is like naming your black character "Nigger niggerson McCoalblack",the worst aspect of this is that these 4 will probably be worshipped by tumblr.

>>88962051

Johan is Dutch. It's been a common name for like 800 years. It's from Johannes.

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>>88958918

>4 brown women

so diverse
so brave
yasss queen

>>88959295
>calling a suit a weird outfit

Do you interact with the real world or are you stuck on these boards a lot?

>>88959975
>hit a wall over comic book characters

the characters are shit but cmon man sort yourself out

>>88961984
What? I don't know what a canrad is, I haven't encountered that term until just now.

>>88958902
>appears in a Hawkeye story I did in A YEAR OF MARVELS.”
Did anyone read those? I didn't even think it was a proper anthology title, but this seems to suggest I was wrong.

>>88958918
>“Priya, a second-generation Indian American
>Unstoppable Wasp thread, an Indian pops up asking where the Indian representation is considering that Kamala and her Paki gang are everywhere
At least one anon will be satisfied.

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>>88958902
How does this make you feel, symbiotefags?

>>88958902
>all brown
Uuuuuh racist much?

Women shouldn't be allowed to name things any more.
They're just so bad at it.

>>88962248
>We are looking for real people to profile, not comic characters
Fuck this

>>88962248
I fucking hate this guy. Look at his twitter. All he does is retweet compliments. You can tell he's got thin skin.

>>88962248
It makes me feel like he's a hypocrite, since most black people aren't smart enough to be engineers, nor do they have normal names.

>>88961059
I know a dude named Dakota. He's a tremendous weiner that CANNOT talk to women despite having a degree, a good job and being tall. What a waste.

>>88962248
Who is this Jeremy guy ?

>>88959946
I guess you don't think much of Michael Jackson, David Bowie, and Prince.

>>88962386
He's a bear that can do most anything. He can play and he can sing.

>>88961251
Does it look like a jojo reference?

>>88962389
>>88962389
Even Elvis dressed kinda fruity in his later years.

>>88962389
>>88960113
No you retards, they were true performers because they knew how to use an outfit to enhance a performance. They didn't just throw it on to be so different and quirky.

This is why I used Elton John as a comparison. Because he'd often match his clothes to his piano, to his fireworks, etc.

In KiISS' case, it was for merchandising.

>>88961059
Did you go to Malden High School in Malden, Massachusetts? Because I knew a guy named Dakota there. Met him in my senior year there during 2013.

>>88962386
The writer of Unstoppable Wasp.

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>>88958902
>Women's Lacrosse
>Tough

Any other sport and I could believe it, but women's Lacrosse is a fucking joke. It's neutered to the point of it being field hockey.

>>88962248
What's the context of this?

>>88962389

Thry had talent and their outfit was extra. Monae has no talent.

>>88962105
And we expect them to be smart? I can only suspend disbelief so much.

>>88959269
Eh, just wait 6 to 12 issues for Marvel to get bored with this angle, and they'll move to something else. Probably in time for the next round of Marvel movies.

I'm so tired of genius characters, even if the main character isn't a genius, they are still really smart or have a genius friend

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>>88960894
Lingo's Hispanic

They didn't add an Asian until later and they called her Jazz

>>88958902
>Another strong black indepoendt women how's a genius and isn't afraid to smash the patriachy

Jep, it's nu-Marvel.

>>88959219
Because Reed and Valeria are off being gods of the multiverse or some shit. Also all the other super smart guys (Pym, Bruce, Hank) are dead or MIA

>>88962581
Whiter is asking which female genius IRL should make a cameo in the book.

>>88962808
>Also all the other super smart guys (Pym, Bruce, Hank) are dead or MIA
Most of which to make way for some minority usurping thier role and title.

One of which, Ironman, is being replaced by a black teen who's smarter than he was at that age.

>>88962464
>Pompadour
>Weird chlotes
I don't know anymore fampai.

>>88962873

>implying they would want to be in this comic.

I am no genius but still an academic, and I swear to go if they put me in this shitfest I would sue a bitch.

Girls don't need to be reading this crap for inspiration.

>>88962386
King Jeremy the wicked.

>>88962697
NEW WAIFU

>>88959792
Every race and culture has their shitty people who want to give their kids sophisticated names but end up giving them shit names.

The State of Sonora in Mexico made it illegal for people to give their kids names after companies, fictional characters, or names with creative spellings because people there were giving kids names like Feisbuk (Facebook), Harry Potter, email, Leididi (Lady Di) and Brayan (Brian).

>>88959142
Priya is actually is pretty common Indian female name.

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The worst part is, the series is taking place in my neighborhood

Everyone here is a fucking hippie liberal, Old Ruski Jew, or a poor miniority who dont have anything higher than a high school education. Hell the only high school in the entire area has one of the poorest SAT scores in the entire city.

>>88963006

Sickening.

>>88962808
Doom is still around. I think.

>>88958902

Why have none of these people gone to work for Horizon? I thought that place was for genius inventors in the marvel universe?

>>88962244
>"Unstoppable Wasp thread, an Indian pops up asking where the Indian representation is considering that Kamala and her Paki gang are everywhere"
holy shit that was me can't believe anyone remembered that

i was honestly joking about that pakistani shit since fucking with the pakis is what we do. i appreciate indian representation but idek. she'll probably be more american here than indian so it's doesn't represent me exactly. as long as she's well-written and interesting, i don't mind.

>>88960146
Because most of the Latinos they have in the US are Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, and Cubans, it's all they know.

And even then those characters are usually just Chicanos or Floridian Cubans because the "representation" is just US centric.

And a real foreign character is going to be treated like Starfire.

Roberto DaCosta tho is probably one of the few good examples of a foreigner in the US.

This is just getting tedious.

>>88962971
I wish we had that here.
Calling your kid Rayquaneequa is setting them up to be a drug dealer.

>>88959310
This all sounds so fucking monotonous

I hated the fact rhat Waid was hinting at Nadia inheriting some of Hank's mania and mental problems and then this shit ass comic glosses over that in favor of quirky harmless boring shit.

So I got Pestilence & War, but which one is Death and which one is Famine?

Where are the "smart" white women?

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This series couldve been good, couldve been great; but nope

Hear me out:
>Peter Parker has a Parker Industries tuition program for smart youngins; like that one kid in africa from like Issue #10 or something of ASM
>Nadia couldve been enrolled in that, She is Spidey's teammate
>Series couldve been about all the smart kids from around the world; Asian, Indian, German, British, and Wakandian intellectuals could've been part of it.
>Spidey doesnt even have to appear, just Peter Parker as a select cameo

>>88959310
Yes and the leader of the black and brown brigade is going to be the white Wasp!

Just like how Carol is leading her own minoriteam.

>>88963169
Fuck you retard

>>88963335
What the fuck are you on about?

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>>88962386
This is the book he was known for before he got the Marvel gig.

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>>88963267
underrated

>>88963287
Parker Inc. wouldn't be a bad idea at all, especially considering Alpha was a thing and all the Alchemax characters seem too wasted to fit in the ASM plot. Way better as an explanation for where the dosh comes from and more believable than "they were all in NYC all along, can you believe it?"

>>88962947
LONDON

>>88963397
>brown princess in a European styled medieval kingdom
HOL' UP

>>88962609
Four or five out of tens of millions isn't really surprising and it isn't the real problem with this

>>88963234
This. At least she'll be interesting in Avengers.

>>88963306
Galactus is leading them, though, and concepts of race and gender dummy really apply to him.

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>>88962248
>We don't want to write about comic characters in our comic

Congratulations Jeremy, you've convinced me to never ever buy anything you write. And here I thought the first issue of the unstoppable wasp had already done that.

>>88959391
Tyrone is Gaelic. Why do you think we hate the Irish?

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How long until these characters are pushed aside and forgotten. I'll say a year

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>>88958902

Superia (whose whole thing is "feminazi science terrorist") and her Femizons would probably be good villains for this series.

But I doubt that they'll go with that.

>>88963826
>gender doesn't apply to Galactus
>is a father

>>88959863
Some of the y and k's are actually just a return to form of a regional spelling from a ancestors homeland. Although some people go overboard.

>>88963826
This brings up an interesting question. Do black people see Galactus as a black man? If not, then how come everyone on earth sees him as a white guy? Seems preeeeety problematic to me, so it's only a matter of time before Gablactus becomes a thing.

>>88963397
oh that asshole. Well now this all makes a lot more sense. Wonder if he's pissy he can't write out Nadia completely from the book

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>>88958902
someone say wasp?

>>88963397
I rather read Princess Princess

>>88962873
That's as fucking cringe as when NDT shows up in a damn science comic.

>>88963979
And he was a man before he became Galactus

>>88963934
After a series of abysmal sales, Marvel will shove them into every event they possibly can, and then when that fails, they'll have a relaunch where all of the characters are a part of the Avengers

>>88964060
I want to shrink my dick with pym particles and fuck her while she's bug-sized.

>>88963169
There's an Indian genius chick in Spider-Man. She was a supporting character at Horizon and works for his company now.

How many dinner parties will they have per issue?

>>88959134
My thoughts exactly. Yet people complain only about gender or race underrepresentation.

>>88959539
Co is racist.

>>88959090
Now hold on: White Tiger is pretty cool. But this sucks. This is shit.

Nobody here reads or cares about the comic, they're here to complain.

>>88959818
Lunella wasn't introduced like that. And the reason the classic smart guys of marvel werent introduced as that is because their original creator never intended them to be like that. It was the result of diferent writers across the years. That a writer wants to create a smart character doesn't make it bad. You're discussing concepts but haven't actually read the comics to see them executed.

>>88964476
We're complaining because we've read the comic, you turkey.

>>88960449
Yet the smartest person, moon girl, is a bratty girl who is called on her shit by every character on book. Its almost as if the writer wanted to give her flaws so he could build an actual character arc on her. Its almost as if you complained about headlines but never checked the comics. Reed never had it easy for being smart.

>>88959536
> I don’t think anyone here will care.
Well yeah; most people here don't really read comics, at least newer stuff. Most of my friends read manga... Or DC. Marvel comics are weird for me in that the only person that even read Marvel is a close friend who thinks Civil War 2 was good.

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>>88964559
>Lunella wasn't introduced like that.
But she's been promoted like that. Pushed like that.

>>88963934
They're side characters on a small book, not the new avenger lineup. Calm down.

>>88964771
Thats not on the writer or in the comic. Marvel PR sucks but moon girl is still great.

>>88964560
And having four black secondary characters in a bad book is worth complaining because......? They're not the "smartest" anything, they're not on the top, that's just the headline. What on earth is so problematic?

>>88964469
The concept, but the fate of the first White Tiger, and their family dynamic is offensive as fuck.

>>88964663
>Its almost as if the writer wanted to give her flaws so he could build an actual character arc on her.
If only.

can't wait for one of these chicks to be crossover fodder in 5 years.

remember ethnic stuff stinks up the fridge.

>>88959539
suspension of disbelief can only go so far.

>>88964883

They are LITERALLY called the smartest women in the Marvel Universe.

Fuck off.

>>88964883
>problematic

>>88964262
dang, sounds like you'd love Bondage Fairies

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>>88959069
At the least Airwrecka McBride is legit.
The others are terrible.

>>88964883
There's also the problem where they are all basically the same hero: "Young supergenius"
You can't have a team of heroes that are all nearly the exact same.
Imagine an entire Justice League full of only Batman.
Or the Avengers, except everyone is just Iron Man.
Variety is important in these sort of things.

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>>88960653
Holy SHIT anon this is so outdated and frankly racist. Learn some fucking diversity.

>>88965107
>Or the Avengers, except everyone is just Iron Man.
So basically: Shitty Super Sentai/Power Rangers?

>>88964933
then women in marvel are really fucking stupid. richards, doom, and a dozen guys all did this stuff years ago.

>>88965213
Is J.D. an abbo?

Also the blue eyes frighten me more than they should. There is too much detail in the soulless gaze and the contrast makes it worse.

>>88964933
Not smartest people though?

>>88965305
Super Sentai/Power Rangers except ironically less diverse.

>>88964933
They are some of the smartest, not the smartest. They just are smart. You're making this bigger than it is to justify your butthurt.

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>>88965305
Gao Red has a different weapon, personality, genitalia, and riobot than Gao White, so no sentai is more diverse than this

>>88965107
Its a bad book that nobody reads, its not like it matters.

>>88964791
All Marvel has to do is invent fan popularity, simply by saying "BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND" like they did with Gwenpool

>>88965605
What are you rambling about?

>>88965605
That doesn't work, the sales numbers speak for themselves.

>>88965622
If you think these characters won't be pushed, you're ignoring recent history.

>>88965661
So you're complaining about future events

>>88965648
>the sales numbers speak for themselves.
Do they really? When you can cook them by literally giving away comics for free? Or claim excellent digital sales, when none of the numbers are made public?

>>88965686
Why shouldn't I? I'll be right and you'll simply wave it off.

Are there any WoC that've been introduced in Marvel in the last say 3 years that're just regular heroes and not super smart snowflake geniuses?

I don't understand how she goes from an autist in Waids book that nearly blew up her house because of inherited problems from Hank to this quirkyness. Where the fuck is Hank to show her what science is really about.

>>88964049
>Wonder if he's pissy he can't write out Nadia completely from the book

Why would he be pissy about that? Note that I haven't read Princeless and I don't know anything about the writer.

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>>88965771
>WoC

>>88959219
So glad i dropped Marvel when they started this over the top pandering

>hur they are not pandering
Sure bud


Funny thing is the people making the top end decisions at Marvel do not care about BLM or any other 'movement', they know controversy creates views, A very successful YouTube tacit used to get mass views due to a flame war in the comments.
What they didn't consider is controversy does not create buyers.

>>88959301
This. They have Wakanda, the most technologically advanced city on the planet but they pick kids from New York, Brooklyn, Queens for "diversity"

>>88958918
Wtf is Janelle Monae doing in my comics?

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>>88964060
Hank's daughter in the MC2 universe was hotter.

>>88965718
No, I have never seen side characters coming back for fan support. You have to understand that they're not the stars, they're not in the cover, and nobody cares.

>>88962971
>be good student
>not the best, but not bad, it shows you are trying hard
>enter university
>everyone mocks you and thinks you are a loser because your name is, literally, "Brayan"
Feels bad man

>>88964559
I am not criticizing Lunela since for the reason you said, but i will critize Riri, Nadya and now her support characters

>>88958902
>>88958918
Alexis and Priya are the only ones I'm interested in, the other two just don't stand out enough.

Yes, even the one who's dealing with multiple sclerosis. I have a bad feeling that Marvel's going to screw up spectacularly with her.

Also are they the smartest women or people added to the list?

>Marvel makes 6 teenage black girl geniuses in the span of a few months
>their best teen character is Sam, who is dumb as bricks

Wow it's almost like teen readership wants to read about people who have similar relatable problems not prodigies lifted up onto a pedestal.

>>88958902
>>88958918
I dont really have an issue with this, but with how they will most probably will be presented in comics: Not as up and coming young, driven talent, trying to make a place for themselves while following on the footsteps of their heroes, but by being smug, insufferable bitches who are underage but already superior than any other cisgender white male. Its not ven gonna be a competition, they already "won", way before they can prove themselves to the readers.

>>88959367
>>88959703
>>88959776
>>88962117

>a fucking lesbo nig wearing a man's-style suit with Kid N' Play hair

>normal

Pick one you leftist cunts.

>>88958902
>>88958918
Reminds me of when comics kept shoehorning in aids victims

>>88962051
At least these names are pronounced the same, even if the spelling is literally retarded.

All the hippie new-age stuff though, like "Flower"... now that is something whites have to own up to.

>>88958902
>headbands
>roller hockey
>disabled people

What kind of 90s Burger King Kids Club shit is this?

>>88959561
>white trash
>water polo

>>88966413
Leftists?

>>88966413
>a musician wearing a stupid outfit for attention
>"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! FUCKING NIGGERS!!!!!!!"

>>88961653
They would probably whine about fat-shaming then

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>>88965927
yeah, red queen

>>88959228
I thought the same thing, seems a bit too close to me.

>>88959295
You are fucking retarded, even by 4chan standards.

>>88958902

The pandering is pretty bad, I understand the desire to make some non-white-male supergeniuses but the simple fact was that in the 1960s when most of these geniuses were created you didn't have a whole lotta women getting their doctorate.

And the geniuses were introduced as "#4 on the smarts list", they were made as characters and shown as smart over months, years, decades. Doom isn't on the list because he was created to be on the list, Doom is on the list because he made a goddam time machine while living in a medieval castle.

I guess I'd prefer if the writer had delved into marvel continuity and found existing characters who could have been used more than these forced OCs. There aren't any female geniuses already running around? Is Valeria in this group? Didn't War Machine have a super-smart niece (or is that Steel? or both?) Surely there has been a super-smart female mutant at some point in the x-men's history? Wasn't there a female Leader at some point? M.O.D.A.M? How about pulling an Avengers Academy and showing us some new children of smart heroes or villains?

These characters will never be referenced outside of this one book that will be lucky to make it 12 issues.

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>>88966600

Wheels. motherfucking Wheels.

"hey, i've got parkinson's, you can call me Shakes!"

>>88970291
It makes even less sense for Wasp to be making this group considering that she was one of the founding members of the Avengers.

>>88959360
Give them a normal name that you can use as a weird nickname

My daughter is named Samantha but we call her Samjam. You get to torment them with a terrible name without giving them something fucking awful later in life when they're signing official forms and shit

>>88970544
Wrong Wasp

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>All brown and black
lmao c'mon

>>88959777
>making excuses for the black version of white trash

How many middle class black people have you known with dumbfuck names like Rayqueeshawn?

>>88959372
>the black kids are the ones with the dumbest fucking nicknames

Even in Brazil some things remain the same

>>88959502
>lookalike

This is why these characters are going to disappear in a few years, they all look like one another and don't stand out at all

>>88963335
spotted the paki

>>88958902
>>88958918
They all look like shit.

Also

>Brownsville, Brooklyn

>>88960625
Well at least they skipped over Maryland. Now if only all the black people from D.C. would do the same.

>>88959698

>you can basically assume any name you want in Brazil
Not exactly true. we are a very informal culture, so nicknames are VERY usual, except if you have an uncommon name, that is also easy to say. Does not happen a lot.

>I've read recently that there were like 3 candidates who called themselves Obama in some minor town election
Political names function like artist names here, you can select any name you want when running for office.

>on the other hand naming kids after stars/well known people is popular too
It is sufficiently common, but not as widespread as people want you to believe.

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>>88959310
>We could have a lot of fun putting all of these super-intelligent girls together, and they could get into all sorts of situations.

MARVEL: THE HOUSE OF IDEAS

>>88959219

>G.I.R.L.S. all focus on one area/subject
>Somehow smarter than all the established super science characters

I could deal with this if as a group they were up there but seperately its just asinine

>>88971721
Brownsville is a real life neighborhood in Brooklyn, it's mostly projects though.

>>88958918
I thought Jackson Heights was mostly a Hispanic Neighborhood, and all the Indians settled around Flushing or points north of Hillside

>>88965395
>Is J.D. an abbo?
thats... terrifyingly accurate. He really does resemble one. I can almost hear him asking me for change because his wife and kids are up the road in a car and it's out of fuel.

>>88966333
>Also are they the smartest women or people added to the list?
At this point I'm not sure it matters. The list was relatively stable for ages, and now it's been massively changed within a very short time