No matter how much Bendis wants it, Miles will never be Spider-Man

>>88950684

Black Spider hyuk

Miles is a thing of the current age...better characters than him have fallen to the wayside and the background

Newby 20 somethings on this board don't even remember when Gambit was one of Marvels most popular characters and view him as a relic of the past trends, Miles will eventually fall and become a relic himself

>>88950731
Because god forbid we have a topic to talk about.

He's called Kid Arachnid in the USM TV show, but that's awful.

They will kill Peter in the third Spiderman movie. Miles will be Spiderman in the fourth movie. The funny books will follow and that will be the end of Peter Parker forever

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>>88950684
I'm a fan of Redback, who are particularly known for their dangerous venom

>>88950782
Something tells me Disney will tell Marvel to fuck themselves if they try to slash the sales like that. Because they WILL drop if that happens.

>>88950684
Spider-Boy, but in universe Boy is said with a certain inflection.

The natural solution is to call him Brown Recluse.

>>88950684
Arachno-Blackno

>>88950861
>>88951222
Kek

>>88950731
For every Gambit there's a Cable.

>>88951283
for every cable, there's a blade

>>88950781
>He's called Kid Arachnid in the USM TV show, but that's awful.

It has a certain flair to it.

Man, I still can't believe that shitty cartoon handled Miles so much better than Bendis actually has.

>>88950684
Have him get married then kill his wife off

Black Widower

>>88950782
Bendis tried to have Peter killed off in CWII and Slott told him to fuck off.

>>88951300
Blade has never had a successful comic series. What does Blade have to do with anything?

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>>88950684
Hourglass.

Retool Venom Shock so that it's not electricity or whatever, but his Spidey Sense being channeled through his body into the other person, causing their mind to get frozen in time as they suddenly become hyper-aware of EVERYTHING.

haha get it "black" widow

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I like Thiwpy, but Kid Spider, Spectacular Spider-Teen, Web Spinner, Lotta good names for him out there

>>88950861

I'm for Spider-Boy-With-A-Certain-Inflection

Spider-Bruh

>>88950791
He's got the colour scheme for the name already

Redback it is

>>88950684
Venom

>>88953085
sounds too close to wetback

Isn't his thing that he wants to get out of Peter's shadow and be Spider-man? He's not changing his name.

>>88953270
That doesn't make any sense. Its like Hitler's son calling himself The Fuhrer to get out of his father's shadow.

redback evokes redman and wetback
brown recluse ... no
black widow ... too faggy
spidernig ...
arachnoid ...
arachnigger ...
kalif of arach ...
arachnopimp ...
the sting ...

...maybe just let miles become spiderman and let peter become the 'atomic spider.' it certainly fits with his new suit (which i adore)

on the other hand, miles is the one frying his opponents. hrm.

>>88953345
>the real Spidey changing his name
good luck with that

>>88950782
Things that will never happen.

>>88953312
More like he doesn't want to be known as the B list inferior Spider-man.

>>88953366
But as long as that's what he calls himself, that's what he will ALWAYS BE.

No one thinks of Kaine as the inferior Spider-Man, but they would if he went around calling himself Spider-Man and thus directly comparing himself to the original..

>>88953366
Then he should change his hero name

>>88953401
Bends will never do it, his popularity is tied to having the name Spider-man. Why do you think Bendis keeps pushing Peter to the background? He wants to push Miles as the main Spider-man but the original is still around. I'm sure Bendis would prefer Peter being killed/retired.

Why give him a spider-man name? Why not try to be different and give him a different theme entirely?


Chameleon-lad? He can blend in and sticks to walls?

Ultimate Spider-Man

>>88950684

They should have made his comic the only monthly for the UU and let Bendis do whatever he wants with that universe without restrictions.

>>88950684
Remove the man

Just call him spider

Hello? Kid Arachnid?

>>88953366
>More like he doesn't want to be known as the B list inferior Spider-man.
Well Pete's still alive and popular so that's kind of impossible

>>88953590
He'll he tried to kill in instead of Bruce in CW2 before Slott cockblocked him
"Wee going into this room with Peter being dead. Thats what Bendis wants. I know how this works, by the time we leave at the end ofor the day Peter will be alive."

You shitters will allow 6 Green Lanterns, 3 The Flash, and 6 Robins, but not 2 Spider-Man

>>88955460
Hey, stop making sense.

>>88955460
There are a few more eath lanterns then that, done forget Percival

>>88955460
>Lantern Corps as a concept allows for simultaneous action and there have only been 3(?) active on Earth at once
>The old one at least pretends to go away for a bit, one used to be called Kid Flash before"graduating"
>Successors, never simultaneous

>>88955420
Do you have a source for that?

Black widow...

Wait fuck

The reason why Miles never takes off is that Bendis doesn't do anything worth wild with him! Instead of creating a mythos around the character, he just bounces off established characters.

Scorpion. You know I'm right
>Ditch the web shooters since Miles can't make them or web cartridges for that matter
>He's mostly known for his OP venom blast
>Mac has done jack shit with the mantle
>Miles is still an arachnid themed hero, but doesn't have to confuse the fuck out of normies
>Miles gets a red/black suit complete with stinger/retractable claws

>>88958313
>still an arachnid
>Scorpion

Spigger

>>88953345
>Let Peter change his name

You are an idiot

>>88955460
>>88955628
Get rekt

>>88958374
They're both spiders and scorpions are both in the arachnid family anon. Read a book nigga

>>88953801
Because brand recognition. Slap the name on anything and its likely to sell. Its not easy creating new characters because they dont always click with readers, so its just easier to make a legacy

>>88950684
Calling him the ultimate spiderman was fine,even without the ultimate verse,and he could show-up as apprentice 2 peter since he has parker industries and coud not show-up as the friendly neighborhood spider-man anymore

>>88960649
Parker Industries was a mistake. Give me science teacher Peter any day

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>>88950684
No matter how much DC wants it, Wally will never be The Flash as long as Barry around, it's too confusing for normies.

>>88960789

All of Peter's problems would be solved with a job that allowed him to work at home without pressure.

>>88960861
What? Comparing Wally to Miles is just assinine. And if we're being fair, Wally was the better Flash when Barry tagged out

>>88960861
IT is though, you thinki normies can name more than one "the flash"? If they do they get confused with Barry and Wally because they have pretty much the same costume.
>>88955460
It's more than 2 at this point man. It's more lik 8-12.


The thing is, they're trying to push Miles as THE Spider-man because Bendis is an arrogant cock-sucker who wishes he was black.

It's like if the death of superman happened, but they kept Steel in every book they could, and for every Superman book since he came back you had a steel book, and they ere pushing and pushing and pushing for Clark to move over so Steel could be THE super-man. You just don't fucking do that.

>>88955420
>>88955642
Agreed, I'd love for this to be an actual quote.

>>88960861
Do we want peter 2 die and them have 30 years of miles Morales growing up to become Worth of the spider-man name though?

>>88955642
>http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/marvel-kill-character-civil-war-ii-article-1.2491020

>>88955460
>6 Green Lanterns.

Lanterns are a corps so they don't count. That's like saying, "Well you allow 6 policeman, s-so take that haters!"

>3 The Flash

I really don't like how Wally is still called Flash. I like Wally himself, unlike Miles, but they should really get around to getting him another name.

>6 Robins.

Robin is a role designated by Batman. Therefore, you can have multiple of them simply based on how Batman operates. He /wants/ to become something more than himself and keep his legend alive.

>2 Spider-Man

On concept alone it does not work. Spider-Man isn't a corps, or a title for him to become greater than himself, or some type of role he was handed to him. On concept alone, Spider-Man is a hero of happenstance, so it makes no sense for there to be two of him since it doesn't fit the theme of the character.

>>88953270
But why? Why does he even call himself Spider-man and model his costume after Peter's in 616?

>>88950684
Brown Recluse

>>88961244
Doesn't work, he can't be a recluse if he's on the cover of every fucking marvel book.

>>88961217
I remember Peter was annoyed (or at least joking) about Jessica completely stealing his shtick when calling herself Spider Woman

Ricochet.
Not like anyone wants to use the Slingers.

>>88961327
Peter has /always/ been annoyed by the concept of having some sort of partner (unless he's getting some fuk out of it, or they're genetically the same to him). Remember Frog Man and Spider-Kid? They're like parodies of Miles before Miles even became a thing.

>>88950791
Call up marvel

>>88951283
More like for every 100 Gambits there's one Cable

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>>88955460
>He thinks its abot the quantity of characers under a title, not quality
Hahaha you fucking retard. Must be nice being so stupid it shelters you.

>>88950731
Most twenty somethings remember the xmen shows and vidya where he was prominently featured tho

>>88955567
Hey stop replying to yourself in such an obvious fucking way.

>>88950781
I like that name. It rolls off the tongue well.

>>88951359
Anyone who has used Miles uses him better than Bendis has.
Pak should be writing him.

>ITT: "Tee hee it's funny because it's racist. XD"

>>88961501
Everyone who uses him has no idea what to do with him. He's always just a glorified background character with very little to say. And when he does say something he's only stating the obvious. The only person who has shown they have some clue what to do with him is that one lady who did Ms. Marvel.

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>>88961406

>>88961550
Actually very little of that surprisingly

>>88961304
Well just make it like "teehee, noo don't look at me". Teenage girls will eat it up.

>>88961593
Compared to what would happen in other boards, if nothing else.

Ive noticed that /co/ would more or less forgive Miles if he was a cute girl instead....funny how that works

>>88961690
It sure worked for Riri, didn't it?

>>88950684
Arachno Boy.

Kid Arachnid is

>>88950684
>>88962219
Goddammit it auto-posted before I finished.

Kid Arachnid is too stupid of a name they gave Miles in the USM cartoon.

Arachnophobia is a better name.

>>88961783

Did it? Honestly asking, ever bothered to read an issue.

>>88961783
Nobody gives a shit about Riri until Marvel claims she'll be a trangender black women or something to score progessive bronwy points.

>>88963147
No.
If Miles is number 1 on /co/'s shitlist, than Riri is the closest runnerup.
Also, you really aren't missing out on anything by not reading her comics, IMO. It reads exactly the same as all of the other schlock getting pumped out.

>>88963506
I'd say it's more Bendis is number 1 on /co/'s shitlist. Miles tends to rise a few points in /co/'s eyes when he's written by anyone else

>>88950684
Give him a symbiote and make that his gimmick.

Does anyone have that page with Spider Gwen and Miles talking to Captain America about Captain Marvel?

Just call him Kid Spider-man.

I'm looking forward to the day Bendis is fired from Marvel. Then again, someone else will just take his place

>>88963748
Oh good, another Venom....

>>88964406
How about Kid Venom

>>88950791
This is good. Someone send this to a Bendis.

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>>88961227
>But why? Why does he even call himself Spider-man and model his costume after Peter's in 616?

Look., Bendis couldn't be bothered to come up for a reason for someone to start calling themselves Spider-man while Spider-man is alive and well, so he ignored that.
Miles doesn't even remember his old universe, he has nothing
...or did, I stopped reading him a few months ago (around blackheart)

>>88950731
>RIP Mayday

>>88965254
Bendis is such a lazy piece of shit. How he's still allowed to write is beyond me. He is the embodiment of Marvel's house of recycled ideas

>>88965556
because hes cheaper than new talent

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>>88951390
>Slott told him to fuck off

I know we hate Slott, but what if hes the final bastion of Spider-Man from the grasp of the evil Diverse grasp of Marvel?

>>88966845
he's not, only lets spidey fuck minorities and midgets

>>88951390
It wouldn't have mattered if slott was with the idea or not. marvel would never have let him kill spiderman. Spiderman has like three or four books and as bad as they are Peter parker is the spiderman brandname and the flagship character. It doesn't take a genius to know that marvel wouldn't have taken a chance with Miles in a main book.

That's why he has a sidebook. That's why he's pushed on teams with bigger names than himself rather than smaller ones.

That also doesn't change the fact that slotts a fat fuck who's messing up with spiderman.

>>88966959
>Minorites.

Asians are not a minority in China.

>>88966845
Is that islamic woman white?

>>88951435
But only the female black widows have the hourglass markings

>>88968300
>redundancies are redundant

>>88968339
yes

>>88951753
kek

>>88953107
FUCK