Does your favorite Male /co/ Hero pass the test, /co/??? if

Is it really just one super autistic guy making all these /tumblr/ bait threads, or is there some organized shitposting going? It has ramped up like fuck these last couple of weeks.

pathetic to be honest

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>>88936454
I'm too lazy to fill it out so I'll just
>Military Rank
>Criminal
>Killing Spree Humans
>Hardened Vet
>WhiteYou want to fight me /pol/
>Dark Humor in the face of Danger
>Biceps as Big as your Thighs
>Anti-Hero
>Makes a Living Being Violent
>No Patience for Politics
>Guns. Lots of Guns Not a fan of that addition
>Psychological Problems
>Lots of Armor...in some myths.
>"Gritty" Reboot they tried and failed
>Supernatural Powers
>Killing Spree Aliens.
>They killed my wife/child/family It was him

What's your point Johnboy?

>>88936454
>Superman
>anti-hero

Go home, Zach.

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Do you pass by getting a bingo or by not getting a bingo?

>>88936454
/a/ I know but Shinji Ikari only has psychological problems and is brooding.

>>88936454
Since when is brooding considered manly?

>>88936644
He is. His first issue is him taking pleasure in hurting people and making people sign thing against their will.
>>88936601
>>88936745
Th point is that even if you for get a bingo, the fact that you still made it into the thing shows that your character suffers from Toxic Masculinity and promotes violence.

You should be liking good characters like Steven Universe.

>>88936454
Those are not the traits of a superhero, maybe some protagonist from an edgy anime.

>>88936885
But Steven hits at least a half a dozen of those.

>>88936885
Normally I'd tell you to dial it back a bit because you're being too obvious, but this is /co/, so you actually might want to dial up the ridiculousness another notch. These are legit manchildren, the more you put in the more worked up they get.

>>88936885
>Steven
>White
>Psychological problems

Since he made it on the bingo sheet then that means you like a kid who's A TOXIC WHITE MALE. You're so sexist my dude.

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>>88936885
>>88936938
>>88936985
This is Steven's chart. Any questions?

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>>88936885
I like SU but Steven himself is not that great of a character.
He's ultimately a worse Goku/Gohan and there are a lot better young male hero's out there.

>>88936985
>>88937051
You forgot:
>Killing Spree (Humans)
>Blasé about Killing

>>88937116
but that's not true. why are you telling lies?

>>88937230
>he has not watched the leaks

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Wouldn't have it any other way.

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>>88936454
>Thorfag
>only 4 ticks
>10 if you're a bitch (still no bingo)
Our God is an awesome God.

>>88937253
are you going to explain why you think so or are you just going to continue being a huge faggot?

>>88937327
>Supernatural powers

Didn't he have angel guns?

>>88937448
>not criminal

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>>88936454
I don't understand the purpose of this, but Dick is mai pure and perfect husbando

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>>88937082
I don't even like SU but Steven isn't anything like Goku or even Gohan at all.

>>88936454
>some form masculinity
Oh fuck off, squire.

>>88937401
fucking ACE, bro

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>>88937327
Frank's hair is usually longer than a crew cut

>>88937051
>Makes a living being violent not checked

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>>88937051
Make one for Morty.

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>>88936454
>white
>supernatural powers
Nope.

>>88936454

So every character that doesn't live in recently modern times is automatically discounted due to the lack of guns.

10/10 great test super applicable!!!12

>>88936644
Snyder portrays Superman as the purest waifu there is though, so pure that his radiating purity makes Batman a pure waifu. And BvS is all about the world doubtint how pure of a waifu Superman is to the point where he himself doubts it before realizing "no, I am the pure waifu."


Honestly you people are just retarded at this point.

>captain mar-vell
We good
He only hits like one of those spots

>>88937640
He doesn't make a living being violent.
I have no idea how the fuck he survived on Greg's meager pay check before he got rich anyway.
Amethyst eats a shit ton of food.

>>88937963
His entire thing is going around beating up monsters all over the world.

>>88937051
I feel like Steven should at least get cold and aloof for how often he blows off his only friend because he an intense martyr complex.

>>88937963
They have all kinds of treasures in the temple.
So they could drum up a ton of money if they needed to.

>>88937998
he doesn't do that to "make a living" though.

>>88937448
Half the guys in the MU have given Carol a gritty reboot.

>>88936454
I think this more applies to comics than cartoons.

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strange is way less #problematic than you'd expect considering tumblr's reaction to his movie

i put question marks on the "title or designation" part because "doctor" is a title but "Strange" is actually his last name so i didnt know if i should count it or not

>>88941381
SORCERER SUPREME

>>88936839
>implying an Eva isn't a lot of armor
>imlpying shinji isn't a loner
>implying Eva as a whole can't be construed as a gritty reboot of mecha
>implying he never uses guns

It's not perfect but you can kind of get a bingo with him.

>>88936454
What does the person who made this actually want male characters to be? Boring ethnic people who never do anything but talk?

Oh wait, yeah. That is what they want.

>>88937327
>Dark humor in the face of danger
He has a very dry sense of humor thats easy to pick up on
>Lots of armor
Usually wears kevlar under his shirt and sometimes wears SWAT-type gear like in Solid Frank
>Supernatural powers
The 90s angel bullshit

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Duane from Unsounded.

Counting "Lots of armor" since he is a walking meat shield, and "They killed muh family" even tho he has no intent to seek revenge.

>>88936454
>violence is masculine

hmm... interesting how women are attracted to men who look like they're strong enough to protect a woman

clinton was pretty pro-war, OP. maybe you can go fuck yoself

>>88936454
I don't get it. What's wrong with any of these?

Oh wait! I forgot! I'm on /co/. Of course anything that isn't comfy, """"""fun"""""" slice of life filled with waifus gets the shaft on this board.

>>88941381
He was sort of brooding after he became all edgy in Infinity

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>>88936454

OC for an original project I'm working on

>Military Rank
>Criminal
>Killing Spree Humans
>Hardened Vet
>Dark Humor in the face of Danger an acknowledged coping mechanism
>Biceps as Big as your Thigh dude's 6'9", 330lbs, so thereabouts
>Psychological Problems he gets better though
>Killing Spree Aliens.
>They killed my wife/child/family but doesn't seek vengeance as he recognizes the futility

yay or ghey?

>>88943668
>>88943719
>implying OP created or agrees with the chart
They're blatantly mocking it, as is everybody in the thread you dense faggots.

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So I think hellboy gets four or five ticks?
They killed the professor once, and he was upset about it for one arc, so does that count? Does drinking with skeletons count as brooding?