Does it bother anyone else that Batman is sometimes shown having

bruce wayne is a person with emotions I'm cool with his relationships with talia and selina,he may have a stoic persona but relationships bring out his humanity in the same way his friends,alfred and the robins do.

>>88930840

He can have platonic and even romantic relationships, but he doesn't need to consume them. It adds nothing to the stories.

>>88930856
really?his romance with talia gave us damien and there tension throughout the morrison bat run that wouldn't have worked if they were just flirty.Likewise his romance with selina lets bruce be open and do what he wants to do not what he needs to do,him willingly endulging his lust for selina despite it going against his morals just shows bruce has other wants that being batman can't provide

>>88930820
What bothers me is that Tyler Kirkham doesn't draw lewds. he should draw lewds

>>88930820
Yes, actually.
I've always seen Bruce as basically an emotionally stunted manchild, so him having any kind of fulfilling sexal relationship never feels right to me.

>>88930887

Damian sucks, though. I'd rather he didn't exist. Batman being a sexual creature makes no sense.

>>88930820
It's a humanising/normalising quality imo.

>>88930964
well i disagree on damien,He was an amazing part of morrison and tomasis B&R.But besides that its inline with bruce actions,he slept with talia in the heat of the moment after surviving near death at Ras hands.Plus his lust towards selina is an interesting weakness and dynamic between the two

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>>88930820
No, it just means that he is unworthy of the real waifu that all heroes strive for...JUSTICE!

If Justice isn't your waifu, you ain't a real hero.

>>88931133
Those dubs don't lie.

>>88930964
Jason sucks and is gay :)

Bruce Wayne's a stunted man that stopped growing psychology and emotionally after his parents' death.
Bruce also studied several philosophies and practices to master and have complete control over his mind, body and spirit. He's supposed to always be in control in respite of his instincts and wants.
The Batman is supposed to be something higher, something purer, something inhuman. He's supposed to be asexual.
The playboy persona is a mockery of everything he hates. Any writer that show him indulging in that persona is doing it wrong.

Batman's not supposed to be a slut or give in to his impulses. He's supposed to be dedicated entirely to his mission. Him having sex is pure shitty fanwank and self-insert.

Hell, most of his female villains are meant to be an attack over his sex. They're meant to bring him down to his baser self. To have control over his mind and body. That's why he's not suppose to give in to them. That's the whole deal.

I want my Batman virgin and pure.

>>88930923
So maybe he isn't exactly how you picture him?

>>88931160
Damian pls don't you have timfags to trigger

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>>88931188
Bisexual,here are a number of instances of Jason outright hitting on men and implying a bisexual orientation. The main ones come from various issues written by Judd Winick, but they are scattered throughout:

Well, unlike a lot of people here I actually respect a character more if they're shown having sex sometimes. It shows that no matter what kind of problems they may have, they're still capable of doing something pleasurable and intimate.

Besides, there's a difference between having sex and being in a committed relationship.

>>88930820
Fuck off you self-inserting knob.

Cat and Bat.
Batman as a rich playboy has prolly had scores of prostitutes.. Who the hell wants a woman that has been had by scores of other men doing God knows what in God knows where?

>>88931317

I'm female. I can't self-insert as Batman. Also, rude.

>>88931256
Not to mention he had sex with Roy.

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>>88931171
Well that's certainly an interpretation of Bruce.But the batman is just an identity,Bruce Wayne the man no matter how well trained he is,is very emotional and attached to people(Alfred,Dick,Tim,Damien) it's a genuine weakness that talia and at times even Selina exploit,it's why his reaction to death and betrayal isn't stoically brooding but screaming,crying and lashing out,and why he struggles to accept his attachment to woman like Jezebel and Selina.He knows he cares for them and is attracted to them and sometimes that can lead to his downfall(Batman RIP kickstarted because Bruce let his affection overcome his reason).If you remove that element of needing and clinging on to others you loose a lot of what makes Bruce Wayne interesting when he's not fighting crime,a father,lover and son who despite his own need to distance himself,still needs affection from those that manage to break through his Stoney esterior.Bruce Wayne isn't a slut he's a clingy man who tries to distance himself from people to avoid loss but in the end can't resist his need for people

>>88930820
This is a question for everyone. Is there a website where I can see art by cheesecake artists? Like deviantart or tumblr, but only for comic book art.

>>88931256
>here are a number of instances of Jason outright hitting on men
Wat? Are you freaking joking? Or do you seriously don't understand what sarcasm means?

>>88931326
Would a woman want a man who's had scores of women?

>>88931007
>he slept with talia in the heat of the moment
wait what I thought she drugged and raped him.

>>88931356
>Alfred,Dick,Jason,Damien
FIFY

>>88931421
Cat is a ex prostitute.

>>88931431
In the OG story it was a heat of the moment thing,Morrison retconned it to Bruce being drugged during there meal then Tomasi reretconed it back to being heat of the moment

>>88931421

I wouldn't and that's why i hate when writers show Batman having one night stands. It doesn't matter if it is with Catwoman or not. I hate it.

>>88931454
Wasn't that only in Batman Year One? Because she was also black in that...

>>88931444
Trips confirm Tim for least favourite batson

Batman needs to be like Dredd.

What else is he gonna do? No one masturbates in DC.

>>88931408
http://comicartfans.com/

>>88931525
Dredds a parody,Batman isn't

>>88931549
Kings Batman is a parody...

>>88930820
It does, you just hate batman, go read batman Earth one faggit. Bruce is a repressed cunt on a emotional level, retarded Sex is a good outlet just as violence for that.

>>88931578

Batman doesn't need an outlet, much less sex.

>>88931549
Well the parody surpassed the real then. Dredd never cheated on Justice.

Bring back Scott Snyder. He at least understood that Batman is not meant to be a slut. He's a zen warrior.

>>88931544
Thanks man/woman!

>>88931413
Don't be suprised because they are fans who legit thought that he was admiring Kyle's "attractiveness" and use it as proof that he's not straight.

>>88931666
Advice tho, create an account from sometime you now need an account to see the NSFW stuff that people post there, before you really didn't to have one

>>88931611
But Bruce Wayne is a person that cares more than about justice,that's what makes him better than dredd.Just look at how he me jason todd,if dress saw a street kid trying to jack his tires he'd arrest the kid,Bruce sympathises with the kid and adopts him and develops attachments with him.If batman was a stern and pure knight of justice he wouldn't be as fun

>>88931685
Did these people even read the comic? Jason only had eyes for Donna and hated Kyle. It's pretty freaking obvious that he is sarcastic in that panel.

>>88931788
When does Tumblr read comics?

>>88931694
I just did. Do you have any artist you recommend?

>>88930820
So he fucks Selina on Damiens 13th birthday?

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>>88931917
Everyone, just search for what you like, bruh. That site updates daily with comic art stuff

For example here is a animation cell from BTAS

>>88931947
. He is the originator of child endangerment in comics.In all honesty he just seems to suck with his own child,.

>>88930820
Why don't they kill Catwoman ? she's annoying, nobody likes her, she has no more redeeming qualities than other villains

and the writers are obviously trying to force a romance between her and Batman

it's painful, and nobody wants this

Why don't they match Batman with someone else and get rid of Catwoman instead ?

>>88932138
Batman x Harley Quinn.

>>88932138

>Why don't they match Batman with someone else

Fuck off. Batman shouldn't be matched to anyone. I wish fans and writers would stop pushing Batman to stupid female characters. He should be alone. He's better alone. Stop trying to elevate the female characters by using Batman.

>>88932230

No!

>>88930820
What's is it with you Chris Sims ComicsAlliance autist?!

Batman fucks.

Miller's Batman Fucks

Snyder's Batman Fucks

Timm's Batman Fucks

Morrison's Batman Fucks

Dini's Batman Fucks

You know how you can tell a bad Batman run?

No Fucking.

>>88932289
>Snyder's Batman sucks.
>>88932289
King's Batman sucks.

>>88932289

Snyder Batman never fucked. His time with Julie doesn't count. He had lost his memory. Morrison's Batman only had sex with Jezebel Jet because he was forced to. It was a ploy to flush her out.

Frank Miller, Bruce Timm and Paul Dini's Batman sucks.

Batman shouldn't have sex. It ruins the character. Writers use Batman as self insert or to ship their favorite female characters with him. It's pure wanking. It's terrible.

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>>88930820
Are you saying Batman should become Judge Dredd?

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>>88932254
I'm not even a Harley fan, but I find this amusing.

>>88932329
King's Batman doesn't fuck

>>88931340
Then tits or gtfo

yeah it must be pretty tough for batfags to self-insert when batman is seen even talking to women

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>>88932452
Uh-huh

>>88932511
>So he fucks Selina on Damiens 13th birthday?

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>>88932483
Well a lot of them are probably Batman fans because Rorschach doesn't have his own ongoing.

>>88932533
Yean and in 9 months baby Helena will be born :)

>>88932533
yes.

>>88932555
>And Rorschach is the dad.

>>88932511

Ugh. I hate this. Batman should be and remain virgin. This is terrible.

>>88931326
Selina isnt always a prostitute in batman universe's. The whole hooker thing was morrison

>>88932138
Honestly the only half decent not-completely-retarded Batman ship is Superbat and he's not gay so that obviously wouldn't work.

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she's just here to entertain us by squeaking in latex.

>>88930820
>Batman should be a virgin and remain sexless just like me REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nice projections you've got here, loser.

>>88932858

First, i'm not a virgin. Second, i'm not even male.

>>88932869
What are you then? Trap? You disgust me. Batman is top tier human being. Being sex machine and pussy magnet is important part of his character. You can't have cool and respectable man who is a fucking virgin.

>>88932936

>Being sex machine and pussy magnet is important part of his character.

No, it isn't. You don't know anything about Batman. Shut up.

>>88930820

While him having sex under his Bruce Wayne persona to stop people poking around his private life and hooking up with a fellow crime fighter he respects as Batman would be fitting it really is fucking retarded and out of character that he keeps getting seduced by bad girls who will obviously just use it against him.

>>88932983
>STOP RUINING MY IMAGE OF PATHETIC MANCHILD BATMAN REEEEEEEEE

>>88933014

>While him having sex under his Bruce Wayne persona to stop people poking around his private life

Batman never sleep with his dates. Or else he'd have to explain all his scars and injuries. He's like Howard Huguies in that he only takes them out to fancy places and then leave them.

Batman isn't a sex machine.

>>88933075
>Batman never sleep with his dates.
Actually, he does. That's canon.

>Or else he'd have to explain all his scars and injuries.
He explains them with radical sports or drunk driving car accidents. Useful excuses for when he has to spend time away from the public eye because he hurt himself in a League mission or something.

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>>88933221

No, he doesn't.

>>88930820
That's one of the things I'd rather he wasn't shown doing, He has to sacrifice personal happiness to fight his war on crime.

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>>88933075
Tell that to Julie,Jezebel,Talia and Selina

>>88933302

Julie was a mistake, Jezebel was a ploy, Talia raped him, Selina is constantly sexually abusing him. She forces him.

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>>88930820
>this thread

Please just kys. Normal humans have sex you sperg. Especially super attractive athletes.

>>88933328

Batman isn't supposed to be normal, dumbfuck.

>>88933263
Kek almighty will my ass,if a girl has a tragic backstory he can't help but bang her and if a kid asks him at least twice he's adopt them on the second.Are you sure this ain't an elseworlds image?Cause his narration contradicts his history

>>88932353
YES

>>88933340
He's something for people to aspire and look up to. No one over 15 is looking up to a virgin you faggot.

Someone post that one purityfag comic. You know the one.

OP is a faggot who thinks the pinnacle of human achievement should be a sex less loser like him.

>>88933340
Mate youd have to be mentally retarded to be a virgin at Batman's age.

For Christ sake he has a son.

>>88933367

No one likes a slut either.

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Tell me /co/, if you were a superhero would you let your guard down and get involved with a female supervillain? Real talk here, I would not, down she go.

>>88933324
Right "forces" Bruce.And Jezebel may have been lying to Bruce about her intentions he did genuinly fall for her

>>88933324
>>"bu-it Bruce never wants to have sex,The temptress Catwoman makes him"

>>88933394
Batman's had sex with like 4 women.

>>88933394
People who have sex with sluts like sluts.

>>88933439

But she does.

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>>88933459
Force implies he doesn't want to,he does and even sometimes makes the first move(batman hush)

>>88933381
Not that anon, but when one makes the choice to fight for the world, the needs of the world comes first before one's own. This is why heroes must be made in a lab or be robots, so they will no distraction on the mission for justice.

>>88933503
If Batman cared about justice he'd quit beating on people he hopelessly out classes and run for public office. He'd buy a fucking island and start a social system that could model utopia to the rest of the world. This thread is buttcheeks and the people made that Batman has gotten his dick wet have social issues.

>>88933488

He fucks her sometimes because he feels pity and guilt. She's forcing him. It's wrong. She's a manipulative bitch. All of his female villains are.

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>>88933503
But Bruce's holl shtick is that despite his need to be the cold hearted machine of justice,he can and does develop relationships even if they don't benefit "the cause".People like Tim can call him out on letting his heart make decisions over his brain but it is who he is

>>88930840
FPBP

>>88933564
How did the bad women hurt you?

>>88933564
How is she forcing him,of the 3 times they fucked in the new 52 Bruce initiated twice and because he genuinly wanted to be with her.Why is it so hard to grasp that Bruce Wayne is someone who gets very attached to people who can look past his Scary persona.

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>>88930820

Depends on the version of Bats.

Modern Batgod? He has no time for such distractions. I'm pretty sure its canon he pulled some DC monk-power stunt to not even *sleep*, he surely isn't spending his time chasing skirts.

Now, 70s hairy Batman was a ladies man, he was basically James Bond in a superhero universe. Also, hairy like bear rug.

>>88930820
>Batman should be a virgin and remain sexless.

Stop trying to pull everything down into your pit of sadness.

>>88933658

She raped him the first issue of her ongoing and in King's run she pretty much forced him.

>>88930820
He is popular so it means he MUST have huge dick chicks would start leaking just thinking about it.

Populairty ruins everything, Wolverine is supposed to be 5'3, but we can't have a popular A-lister who is a disgusting manlet, can we?

>>88932708
Pretty sure it was frank miller.

t. kissless virgin

>>88933830
Again how did she force him in kings run.They were gonn fuck before the bat symbol came up,a few days later Selina tells Bruce to stop and take a break,then bang huntress baby was made

No it's a good aspect of the character to give him some romantic relationships. And I generally don't like romance in my escapist pursuits, but objectively it makes the character more interesting.

>>88933967

She manipulated him and begged him to fuck her because she was going away for life. She forced him.

>>88930820
>muh pure Batman
Oh fuck off, I love that Batman fucks almost all the women.

>>88934064

You must be an adolescent.

>>88933412
It depends on how deep she is into villainy. Has she killed people? Is she just a crook? If the latter, than satan guide my cock.

>>88933994
Nigga that was in no way forced. Like, if Batman accused Selina of rape through that sequence of events, the judge would throw that case out laughing.

>>88934086
No, I'm not an asexual. Batman is neither a monk or a homo, deal with it.

>>88930840
>With talia
You like it when Batman gets raped?

>>88933994
That's a fucking weird way to interpret Selina's actions.Bruce was upset because of what she did and after she helped take out bane he said he'd help her sort it out and get sent to blackgate not Arkham.There was no begging or forcing

>>88930820
I dislike the idea of slut Batman almost as much as I dislike the idea of virgin Batman.

He should get some every now and then, and when he does it's hot as fuck, literally. Women and gays should be all over him and he should be smooth, but I don't see Bruce as having the time, need, or spare emotional energy for frequent fuckings. Let him fuck Catwoman or Talia or maybe even Zatanna now and then, women who Bruce actual has connections to. Every once in a great while maybe give him a temporary civilian love interest, after all who can forget St. Cloud and the double digits?

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Every sex Batman has is pretty much rape.

Batman's a little kid in a man's body. The playboy persona is everything he hates about grown up life.

Every time a sexy villain uses him they're pretty much raping a little kid. Shit is disgusting.

>>88934105

There was begging. She wanted to fuck him since the beginning. She pretty much manipulated him emotionally to bed him.

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>>88934104
It wasn't a rape,At least in the new52 and before Morrison butchered her character to make it a rape

>>88934144
>>88930820
The issue is that people think of Batman being theone who's doing the fucking. It's Bruce's sex life, not Batman.

>>88934172
Finding someone attractive and flirting with them till they eventually flirt back and fuck isn't fucking begging you autist

>>88934144

Batman fucking Selina o Talia is plain wrong and him having anything with Zatanna is even worse. Zatanna is his friend. He'd never have a relationship with her because he cares for her and thus he'd never have a one-stand with her, because that's something awful to do with a person you care about.

>>88934174
Drugging somebody for sex is rape, fucking somebody to secretrely create a pregnancy without their consent is rape. No matter how hard to try to excuse her she's a rapist.

>>88934205
Flirting stops being so people fuck, then it becomes successful seduction.

>>88930820
>is anyone else a bitter permavirgin like me?

>>88931171
>The Batman is supposed to be something higher, something purer, something inhuman. He's supposed to be asexual.
You do realize that asexuals are human beings, right?

>>88934205

Batman doesn't have sex. Batman didn't wanted to have sex. Batman does care for Catwoman and that's why she used his feelings to manipulate him into having sex with her. She knew he was going to jail and wanted to have one last night with him. So she guilt tripped him.

>>88934183
You know Bruce is Batman, right?

Like, Batman's sex life is Bruce's sex life, and vice reversa. It's not like the ego and alter ego are having competitions to see who gets more poon.

>>88934224
Pre 52 there was NO DRUGGING till Morrison retconned it In to make talia a monster,then Tomasi retconned it out to being just a regular fuck in his book

I hate Catwoman's fans, i hate Wonder Woman's fans (i fucking despise them and their stupid fanfics), i hate Tala al Ghul's fans (what little there are), i hate Jimmy Palmiotti and Amanda Conner for pushing Harley Quinn and Batman together, i hate all the dumb people that keep pushing their favorite female characters unto Batman.

Stop with this shit. Batman won't help make your female character popular. Stop.

Leave Batman alone.

>>88934329

Oh, and fuck Bruce Timm for pushing Batgirl and Paul Dini for pushing Zatanna. Fuck them.

>>88934318
She still did it to secretly impregnate herself. That's rape. Your waifu is a horrible human being amd whenever they kill her off in a universe I laugh.

>>88934351
Morrison get out your butchering of talia to make Damien exist still disgusts me

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>>88934259
>>Batman doesn't have sex.Ignore all the other times he had it and the three times he did it with talia because "not muh 60s"

>>88934442
I will when you explain how using a man like a cum hog and having a kid behind his back isn't rape. An accident is one thing but it was pre meditated.

>>88934513

>posting a Kevin Smith's comic as proof

Come on, Tom.

>>88930820
This thread is too autistic for me I'm out.

>>88934524
That's all a part of morrisons retcon bullshit,they banged in the 70s,3 decades later she's suddenly retconned into doing it for the rape baby so that Damien can exist and not be a plot hole.I have every right to be mad Morrison turned that one momen into"But there was drugs and rape,Neal Adams just FORGOT to tell you that",then Tomasi retconned it Robin rises to how it was originally just with an unexpected result

>>88930820
Humans have sex get with the times.

>>88934633
But I'm 28 and haven't had sex? What am I if not a human?

>>88934621
I like the idea of an accidental Damien but the whole premeditation on Talia's part is too slimey to ignore.
Also Damien existed before new 52? The fuck, I know I was a casual a few years ago but that's news to me.

Autists on this board really hate Batman. It's like you want the character to be a parody of himself.

Stay eternally mad, virginfags.

>>88933324
>Talia raped him,
Not canon in 52.

>>88934909
It's funny because even Adman West bats and Lego Batman are sluts.
I wonder if these people have even read golden age shit and realize what it is they actually want.

>>88934259
>Batman does care for Catwoman and that's why she used his feelings to manipulate him into having sex
That is rape.

>>88934351
>She still did it to secretly impregnate herself. That's rape.
That is not Rape.

>>88933412
Is that The Dark Queen?

>>88931568
You may think it is but campy =/= parody. It's absurd but it isn't a parody.

>>88933263
And this is why Dini is the best Batman writer out there.

>>88935028
Okay, say you get laid and then ten years later OH HAY BITCH HERES A KID! YOU TWO HAVE FUN!
How would you feel?

>>88935001
>>88935001
Catwoman #1I don’t care what kind of “modern” take this is supposed to be, Batman being forced into sex and giving into it so easily combined with this over-the-top, and tasteless cliffhanger page makes him look pathetic. But what makes it worse is, like Selina said “This isn’t the first time”?

SAY WHAT?

I know it’s only been one issue but is this seriously going to be the new foundation of their relationship? Mindless orgies?

I know in a way, Selina always seemed to have him wrapped around her finger but never completely. Now that I think about it neither of them have been able to completely “tame” the other have they? If so that’s the beauty of their relationship isn’t it?

But if this encounter is what usually happens, if this is how their relationship truly starts, where “Every time he protests”, “then gives in” (sounds creepy), Winick has just turned Batman into (pardon my French) Catwoman’s B*#CH.

A mentally weak and “whipped” Batman? DISGUSTING!!!

>>88935058

That wasn't written by Dini.

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>>88935153

She raped him. That's how it is. Batman doesn't normally have sex. He's either forced or he does it because of the mission. It's a sacrifice. Batman's mostly being used in some way.

>>88935112
not raped

>>88934856
You're a human who hasn't had sex yet, a virgin.

>>88930820
Why no Batman and Zatanna

>>88935654

They're friends. Stop trying to corrupt good things.

Zatanna has Constantine anyway.

>>88930820
Your husbando isn't pure. Deal with it.

>>88935654
Because he canon cock teased her and that was it. They flirted, Zatanna got hot and then they didn't fuck.

>>88935708

Only bad writers do stupid shit with him.

>>88935423
I wonder how it's like to be THIS autistic.

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>mfw there are people who actually want to see Batman having one night stands or a love life

>>88934223
Friends fuck sometimes. It's actually not that uncommon. Bruce and Z are mature adults, I'm sure they could throw each other some fuck without compromising their friendship.

>>88936563

Batman would never do that.

>>88936432

I want him to marry Catwoman, but that's not going to happen. "One night stands" are all the character has time for, so it's bot really a knock on his character at all.

Also sex is an incredibly healthy activity, if he denied himself that he would be legitimately crazy, instead of just kinda crazy.

>>88936631

>I want him to marry Catwoman

Ugh.

>>88933263
Doesn't the very next page say "no actually, that's wrong."

>>88930820
Just because you can't get any doesn't mean he can't either

>>88936666

No, in the very next page Orion's wife, Bekka, use her fucked-up love powers to force Batman to have sex with her.

>>88936588
He would if the writer wanted him to.

The only sex Batman should ever have should be him getting raped by Harley, Ivy or both of them at the same time.

>>88936698

The writer would be wrong.

>>88936749
>The writer would be wrong.
/co/ - comics and cartoons

>>88936631
>I want him to marry Catwoman
Same.
>Also sex is an incredibly healthy activity, if he denied himself that he would be legitimately crazy, instead of just kinda crazy.
Exactly.

>>88936866
>>88936631

Why would Batman marry a prostitute and a criminal that constantly betray his trust?

>>88936925
he's an absolute mad man

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>>88935035
yep

This thread has managed to be more autistic than the kill joker threads. Take a fucking bow OP.

>>88936925
To upset you.