>two female characters in a show interact >/co/ instantly

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>something interesting happens in a show
>/co/ shits out dozens of threads instead of containing discussion in two or three
>most are about which waifu's butt you'd sniff rather than the actual episode

>I have to click on dozens of pictures of house numbers and plates of sushi to post something

>two characters in a show interact
>/co/ instantly ships them, whether they're male and female, 2 females or 2 males
Fixed.

>THICC threads/fat fetish dumps are a constant thing that the mods are A-okay with I guess
For fucks sake, what's the point of /aco/?

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>>88918628
>quit having fun
you first

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>>88918838
>choose all store fronts until none are left
>another storefront appears 100x on the same square
>it finally gets replaced by something else
>you accidentally click on it
>another store front shows up

>>88918838
Yeah I hate that too.

>>88918628
>character in a show
>/co/ instantly wants to fuck them
fixd

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>>88918628
I'm no shipper but I totally thought they were going to kiss.

It is a well known fact that /u/ is the purest form of love, in real life and any kind of media.

Except origami.

>>88918838
if you go into settings, under "quotes & replying" you can switch back to the legacy captcha

>>88919264
If only you realized that IRL lesbians are not X-Art...

>>88918628

>>88918871
futa

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>>88918628

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>Show is shit
>/co/ unanimously agrees that it's shit
>Some reviewer on YouTube also says it's shit
>/co/ rushes to defend the show and calls the reviewer shit for saying it

>>88919448
Yeh but it's even worse when the writers decide to make said /u/ ship canon.

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>>88919458
>show makes an obscure reference
>/co/ doesn't get the reference; writes it off as unfunny bullshit
>some reviewer on Youtube doesn't get the joke either so he says it's shit as well
>/co/ claims the reference is pure gold; anyone who doesn't get it is either underage, new, retarded, or any combination of the three

>>88919636
Because the writers were drafted from the depths of Tumblr.
Ever since Pen left, they've been running the asylum.

>>88919458
>>88919679
I have literally never seen those happen.

>>88918628
What is Steven Universe?

>>88919710
I saw that happen with the orange slice joke in Civil War

>>88919710
Every Mr Enter thread ever.

>>88919679
i'm patiently waiting for mr enter to complain about steven universe, and watch /co/ do a complete 180 and pretend they loved it this entire time

Bring back Daria/Jane shipping.

>[group of people] is one person
I love the this meme.

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>>88919357
You're right. They're better.

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>>88919357
fapfapfap

>>88919708
Pen is still an executive producer though, and the show's creator doesn't have a say in everything. Adam Muto wrote and storyboarded most of those episodes, and he's been around since the pilot

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>>88918628
>one-off character appears
>/co/ goes into a frenzy over it, usually because it appeals to their dick
>episode ends
>/co/ forgets the show even exists

>>88919323
thank you, kind anon

>>88918838
>2017
>not being a good goy

>>88921105
Examples?

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>/co/ ships characters in largely non-shipping oriented property
>plot sinks ships as it follows longer arc
>/co/ has tantrum and curses the author as a hack and not knowing his own story.

>>88921976
Fuck off, shill

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>People literally cannot discuss certain cartoons on /co/ without waifufuckers going full force and spamming the thread to oblivion

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>>88918628

>a sisters shows interaction on each other
>Obviously looks like a lesbian

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>Show gets rebooted/remade.
>Reboot/Remake is shit and would have been shit even if it had nothing to do with the original.
>Say this on /co/.
>"You only hate it because of nostalgia!"

>>88919357
We're never talking about irl lesbians, irl women in general are sub-par compared to their 2d counterparts.

>>88923776
Carl x Meatwad is my OTP

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So what we're getting at with /co/ is that, like every other board, everyone is an insecure manchild lying on the internet to make themselves feel better than others and belittle people, right?

Or maybe it's just too much work in my opinion to figure out the how's and why's of the stupid shit everyone does here.

>>88919679
>>88919458
>/co/ is one person

>>88918628
>female protagonist
>she's gay

EVERYTIME!

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>>88918628
>it's a /u/ ship that normally stays in /u/

>/v/ misclicks again and enters

>/v/ thinks the characters are gay

>/v/ comes to /co/ expecting the characters to be gay, even though /v/ doesn't play cartoons

>people get annoyed

>everyone blames /u/ again

>>88919458
You're talking about Mr. Enter and Teen Titans Go , right?

>>88925923
>>88918628
>>88919708
>>88919636
>people en masse ship two female characters
>writers decide to make it canon
>"EEEEW WHAT IS THIS DUMBLR BULLSHIT"

>two male characters interact in a show
>GAY
>FUCKING FAGS
>THIS SHOW IS SO TUMBLR GET THIS DEGENERATE SHIT AWAY FROM ME.

>>88926295
...if the writers take an idea spawned and perpetuated by Tumblr, and decide to make it an actual thing in the show, then yeah, that's Tumblr bullshit. Also lazy and pandering.

>>88919235
I'm disappointed they didn't.

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>>88918628
>TFW too intelligent to ship this

>>88918628
It would be fine if less than 99% of posts about those characters were about shipping. I don't even get the whole pairings meme, if two characters aren't blatantly canonically going for each other, what's the fucking point? But to /co/, and all of 4chan really, two females interacting positively means they want to munch carpets.

>>88918871
It's for even more shameful porn. Also,
>Thick thread is just 150 images of obese princess bubblegum

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>>88927454
Not liking THICC Bubblegum

>>88924040

Elsa & Anna is definitely a lesbians

But disney dont want to admit it because they afraid of soccer moms.

>>88929863

Dobson, please go

>>88919082
>female characters in a show
>/co/ instantly wants them to step on his balls wall they les out
Forreal fixd

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>>88925722
>Character enters straight relationship
>"He/she could still be bisexual!!!"

>>88931165
Fagfans usually start out with bi anyway unless it's a relatively unknown series, because they're bound to date someone eventually and they think they're being clever so that they won't look stupid when they date the opposite sex later on, since they know TV rarely has gay couples or implied ones like PB/Marcy bullshit.

Fagfans are the worst. They're up there with Waifu fags in general.

>>88922256

TUFF Puppy?

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>>88931165

true.

>>88918838
>draw this street sign
>browser crashes

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Hey, what's going here?

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>>88927087
We all know this has never happened

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>characters have a chance to move on
>fans become OK with it
>writers put them back together to maintain status quo

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>>88918628
>show only has two female characters

>>88935568
>wanting more female characters
nice image

>>88919720
a really shitty show thats everything wrong with 2010s cartoons

>>88918628
>/co/ hates or ignores a show for whatever reason
>a female character appears
>/co/ waifufags suddenly loves it
>discussion of the show is nothing but waifufags spamming pictures/pornography of said female character

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>>88936033
>not wanting more waifus

>>88938449

WoY threads didn't deserve to end like this

>>88935568
pearl looks kinda pretty with "her" hair down

>>88938449
How can people even fap to Loud House?

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>show contains a female character that isn't waifu bait
>/co/ is filled with threads about how terrible she is

>>88938660
So you're part of the autism that plagues this board. Fuck yourself.

>>88939882
sure, ill go fuck myself to some of my waifus

>>88939758
>/co/ not seeing all female characters as waifu bait
I'm sure there are a few outliers but how awful as a character must they be if not even the cesspool that is /co/ won't waifu them? They've waifu'd spoons.

>>88919838
please yes it would be the funniest shit.

>>88923776
THICC

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>>88923776
Whoops. Forgot THICC PICC

>>88918838
>using recaptcha v2
>not v1
Lazy plebeian.

>>88918985

>Do the storefront one.
>Takes forever but finally get through.
>CONNECTION ERROR MESSAGE

>>88940276
/co/ has even waifued Lisa Simpson for god's sake.

>I decide to ship two characters as gay
>get bombarded with you assholes because it's so "common"

>>88944513
good then

>>88918838
reCaptcha is just using you for their analytics. You can intentionally make the wrong choices every time, just look for something that looks like the right choice. I've chose hamburgers when it asks for sushi and it accepts it.