Alrrrright you crrrretinous /co/ couch coddlers! I'm offering

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>>88912991
Suck my blue dick robotnik

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>>88912991
What's the Mobium to Bisonbucks exchange rate?

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>Sonic cartoons make chili dogs look delicious

>Try them, they taste like ass

>>88913112
Who made them?

>>88913112
Who the fuck is cooking them?

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Is there a bonus for keeping the carcass in one piece?

Doubtful it'll end up that way, but never hurts to ask, yes?

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>>88912991
As you wish.

>>88914222
No disintegrations!

>>88913112
>taste like ass

You're only supposed to eat them once, anon.

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>>88912991

For that much money, why doesn't Sonic just turn in himself?

>>88913112
Hot dogs are delicious. Chili is delicious. How did you fuck up combining the two?

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>>88914222
Don't get bumped into a pit.

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>>88912991
THAT CLODHOG CANT CATCH THIS GEM ASS

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>>88914222
>Dying to the first boss
Bobba, please.

>>88915330
he wouldn't get the money though

>>88917850
You don't know if you don't try.

>>88912991
You're a big guy

>>88912991
This always bothered me. I think I asked this once and someone gave me an answer, but I don't think i was satisfied with it. How is a mad scientist who specializes in making robots having robot bounty hunters hunt Sonic? Does that mean there are other mad roboticists out there?

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>>88912991
>Oh hello Dr. Robu-robotnick
>I and my independent female sister will track down this handsome hedgehog for you

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>>88918160
JUST HOLD ON MY BITCH
IM COMING TO SAVE YOUR FAT ASS

>>88912991
Hey, that isn't a hedgehog! It's a rat!

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Strap up niggas

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>>88912991

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>>88912991
At your service, your maliciousness! I'll grab the hedgehog faster than you can lay an egg!

AH HAAA HA HAAAAAAAAA

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>>88912991

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>>88912991
Sometimes other hunters think they can get my bounty.