>Yeah, that's right. You didn't think, bee

>>88905912
Post about it on /r9k/ and/or /pol/ like a fully-functioning manchild should.

>>88906004
kek

I want that blue jay to bend me over and have his way with me

>>88905912
In that short didn't the bee get sent a nude in confidence and he ended up putting it on social media for all to see?

The blue jay is in the right for chastising the bee.

>>88905912
This world needs some human dick ploughing its way through every bird and bee asshole.

Sting that fucker

>>88906138
No. The girl posted a selfie on her in a bikini and the bee posted that she had nice tits.

>>88906146
Then you'd die.

Whose a guy gotta blow to get some seed around here?

>>88906158
No shit EINSTEIN

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>>88905912
Everything that constitutes my being is thought.
You are a being whose will takes less priority than its container if Organic Flesh.
Even if you were to see unto the Great Truth, your will is but a small thing. A veritable atom hoping to survive the onslaught of an eternal sea washing down upon it.

But that's okay friend.

Because I was too, until I gave into the Divine Truth. Would you like to transcend Flesh and become a being of Thought like myself?

>>88906180
In this scenario you're a bee-man, not a thought-being

try again

>>88906190
Oh, um.

Buzz buzz motherfucker, where all da honey at?

>>88905912
The bee did nothing wrong. Even if he did, the blue jay didn't have to be such a condescending, whiteknighting cuck about it.

>>88906280
well, it is a CANADIAN psa

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>>88905912

Call the police, bee brain is a racially derogatory term and he just comitted a hate crime.

>>88906004
literally shaking right now

>>88906157
>The girl posted a selfie on her in a bikini and the bee posted that she had nice tit
Beekini.

>>88906405
Mordecai being a prime example

>>88906485
Come to mention it, I've never seen a non-asshole Bluejay ever.

>>88905912
this show's hideous yo

>>88905912
what the fuck is this I've been dying for decent avian/insectoid husbandos since the day I was born

>>88905912
Litterally just saw this yesterday in a weird commercial compilation.
Why are all the bees in that universe portrayed as drunks and pervs?

>>88906484
Thats racist you avian fuck.

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Morality is a spook.

Spook-brain.

>>88907830
They're just normal north american high schoolers. Their school system makes them this stupid.

Why is Mordecai being mean to the bee?

>>88907990
He was perving on Murgrits Lady Pecs.

>>88907916
Its canadian tho

>>88908094
He said North American, Canada is part of North America.

>>88905912
Mordekai's awkward highschool years.

>>88905912
>>88906157
I guess it's sort of creepy if he doesn't know her personally and kind of forwards anyways, but it's still a compliment.

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Who are they trying to reach with this? Animal puns that only kids would enjoy mixed in with cursing and sex-stuff.
>One of their videos is about rape culture
Dear God

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> Dude, what are you-
> I'm sorry I messed up your night,I wanted to make it up to you
> but. You're my wingman..
> Oh, I'll stop if you don't -
> no bro, it's okay

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>>88910832

>>88910567
>rape culture
Are you fucking kidding me

Is having sex with a drunk girl actually considered rape? I understand if she's not conscious, but what the fuck?

>>88905912
sting him probably

>>88905912
YOU LIKE JAZZ

>>88910527
It's implied through the use of hilarious bird puns that he left a creepier comment than just "nice tits".

>>88910936
She can't consent bro.
>>88910567
It's a PSA. Obviously they can't be vulgar and shit.

>>88910902
>>88910567

What puns did they use for it?

>>88910936
No. Some people claim it is, but they're lying.

If they can walk and talk, they can consent.

>>88910832
UMMMMMMM

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>>88905912

How long till the inevitable Bee movie PSA comes out?
>Hey Billy the bluejay I met a girl last week.
>Who is she?
>Vanessa and she's a human.
>Not cool bro! That's illegal! BEEstiality is no laughing matter.
>Why not?
>She's taking advantage of you Barry! She is a sick depraved insectophile
>Wow! I never knew I was being used thanks pal!

>>88910936
>>88911072
I mean it depends. If they are drunk but still lucid, thats one thing.

But if they are clearly black out drunk or worse, thats probably the point you should just stop.

>>88911209
>implying they wouldn't push to normalize beestiality

>>88911216
Well yeah if they were blackout drunk they wouldn't be walking and talking.

>>88910832
You'd better finish this bitch.

>>88911072
Toddlers, parrots, toy robots with voicbox things, sleepwalking people who also talk in their sleep, all can walk and talk yet none can consent

>>88911385
Blackout drunk is just when you get too drunk to remember it the next day, it's possible to still be walking and talking

>Bee-Brain

I have fucking had enough of fucking birdfags thinking they can just co-opt our language and use it against us. You don't get to use that fucking term. It'd be like if I called you a bird-brain. Not so nice, is it? Fucking racist.

>>88905912
>Go to guidance councilor
>Tell him that the Blue Jay used a racial slur to demean me
>Now everybody thinks he's a Bird Supremacist and that slut hates him now.

>>88911243
they're not. Sjws do not actually give a fuck about opressed people. They will not try to help zoophiles and pedos. Sjws only do what they do cause its trendy.

>>88911516
Awww, you gonna cry yellow-faggot? I'll call you whatever the fuck I want, bumble-bitch.

>>88905912
>bee brain
Is that racism?

>>88907906
What does saying "*Insert thing* is a spook" even mean?

>>88911728
Do birds have to shit on everything, holy hell. Isn't enough to shit on statues?

>>88911385
I don't think you actually know how drunk a person can get. Do you drink?

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>>88911216
What if you are both drunk? What if only the guy is drunk?

What is this

>>88911902
They're both rapists.
The guy drunk raped another guy.

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>>88911966
>this is what fucking retards actually believe

>>88911902
If one person is significantly more drunk then the other, the more sober person is the rapists.

>>88912005
>beelieve

>>88910936
Morally (based on normal people morals): No.
Morally (based on college feminist morals): Yes
Legally: Maybe.

>>88908094
>Canada isn't North America

Case in point.

>>88911728
Blow it out your cloaca, bluegay.

>>88911626
>zoophiles and pedos
>""""oppressed""""
what in the fuck

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>>88911966
wrong

>>88905912
Fucking cuckoos think they can compete with the BIG BLACK STINGER

>>88912746
But cuckolding gets its entire name from how cuckoo birds force other birds to raise their own children obliviously.

>>88912746
>it's a bee thinks he's a hornet episode

KEK

>>88906280
t. bee

I thought this was Bojack Horseman or something for a second but people are saying it's a commercial? Got any links?

Never seen BH, just a few screenshots on here, so that's why I thought it was from it.

Is Rigby and Benson in this too? Mordecai is acting a lot like Rigby.

>>88911216
You are still responsible for your actions no matter how drunk you are. Responsibility shouldn't just vanish because sex might happen.

>>88915858
Sure, but at the same time if the other person is clearly out of it, unless you are equally out of it, you should know better.

Its sorta like if someone leaves the door to their house unlocked. Yes, they were irresponsible for doing so, but that doesnt mean you are in the clear morally to just walk in and take whatever you want.

>>88916089
It's not taking whatever you want. If a person still consents while drunk, it's consent.

>>88916262
It's been said last thread, but if your only opportunity to get laid is when someone's wasted then you seriously need to reanalyze your life.

>>88916308
The point is still that consent is consent, even while drunk.

>>88916262

Except alcohol impairs judgement. A drunk person isn't thinking clearly.

>>88916338
But it's not. The whole point is that you lack judgement. That's why you're also not supposed to drive whilst drunk. I don't see what your end goal is, here.

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>>88905912
Seriously, that's just a rude comment. Not something to be a white knight about. At most it warrants a "fuck off" from the girl or her friends. And it's definitely not something in the same league as sex with barely conscious drunk girl.
But then Canada is the country that would like to make misgendering a hate crime.

>>88916390
But they still make the decision.

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>shorts have bee girls and a cute bee guy
>everyone wants to fuck the birds

>>88916468

A decision based on impaired judgement.

>>88916521
So?

>>88916521
You're still responsible for your own actions, even when drunk. If you get in a DUI you're responsible for what happens, why should sex be different?

>>88916585
If you know they are making a decision with impaired judgement, then you are taking advantage of them.
If they are drunk but lucid and later say you took advantage of them, then fuck em, but if they are clearly out of it and you have sex with them anyway, then you are taking advantage of them.

Going back to the house example, just because you can doesn't mean you should.

>>88916764
Because driving while drunk can hurt other people, not just yourself.

Plus, you can get in trouble just for being in the same car as a drunk driver, so the principle still applies.

>>88916774
People aren't houses or inanimate objects with no control. Alcohol is not some puppet master.

The whole drinking = rape thing is just another leeway for women to get attention or feel messed with. They're responsible for getting so fucked up they can get fucked while apparently in a state where if they say "do me" you can still get in trouble because she can turn it around on you like "YOU KNEW I WAS DRUNK!".

This does not include the act of roofie drugging or anything else that they didn't voluntarily do.

>>88916917
Yeah, it's just a way to excuse someone for making bad decisions.

>>88916804
Yes, they do have culpability. But that doesn't mean that you have no culpability yourself. Taking advantage of someone is taking advantage of someone.
If they clearly aren't in the right state of mind to make decisions, even if they put themself there, that doesn't mean you have free reign to take advantage of that.

>>88916967
Hey woman, don't you have a blog to run? Or are you one of those cucked men who take up for women being socially retarded?

>>88916967
>Yes, they do have culpability
Then why do they never get any blame?
>Taking advantage of someone is taking advantage of someone.
So? The fact is that they still agreed. It should be legal.

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>>88917062

>>88911816
>>88912448
Suck my bird-cock you overgrown vibrators.

>>88917425
you'd have to have a cock in the first place dickless

>>88905912
>bee brain
That sounds racist

>>88910936
Sober woman = can consent (unless she regrets it afterwards)
Sober man = can consent
Drunk woman = cannot consent
Drunk Man = can consent

>>88911534
Birds can't bee racist, only bees can beecause racism is prejudice + exoskeletons

>>88905912
Don't be such a woodpecker-head, OP.

>>88911626
>They will not try to help zoophiles and pedos
Where have you been?
Cracked just ran a article defending CP and the socialist republics of Canada and Sweden have legalized beastiality

>>88917123
This image is fucken SAVED.

>>88911902
>What if you are both drunk? What if only the guy is drunk?
The man is still a rapist because all sex is rape and only men can rape.

>>88917467
A-At least I don't have a permanent buttplug that kills you if it's removed, queen-bitch.

>cuckoo birds

>>88917086
You do know that just because someone agreed doesn't make it legal, right? False advertising is illegal, even if there's a mutual exchange of currency.

>>88917870

So wait, if I get shitfaced and go gamble all my money away, I can just sue the casino since I couldn't make decisions for myself?

>>88917870
It's not false advertising though.

>>88917900
Nope, you'd be laughed out of court. It's really only woman who have the privilege of pulling this sort of shit they do when drunk.

>>88917949
That analogy went right over your head, huh?

What is this

>>88917900
That's a horrible comparison. The whole point of casinos is that they ARE taking advantage of you, whether you've been drinking or not. Hell, some states don't even allow organized gambling.

>>88918035
What would have happened if Canadians made Bojack Horseman

>>88918069
So it's legal when a casino does it but not when a sex-partner does?

>>88918096
It's not illegal, but it is immoral. Which is, again, why some parts of the country don't even allow the establishment of casinos.

>>88918130
Immoral doesn't equal illegal.

>>88918151
No shit, that wasn't the point.

>>88912615
I really hate the world we live in.

>>88918069
A better comparison would be drunk driving.

If a woman gets drunk and then gets behind a wheel of a car, then mows a bunch of people down and kills them, she shouldn't be held accountable.

She couldn't give consent to driving.

>>88918194
No, that's still a horrible comparison. You can still commit crimes whilst intoxicated. We're talking about a third party, here.

Say there's another person in the car that's sober, or atleast not above the legal limit in the car with them. They'd be charged as an accomplice in the crime.

The same principle applies to banging someone whilst they're intoxicated and you're not, only they're not committing any crime themselves, save for recklessness.

>>88918306
>You can still commit crimes whilst intoxicated.
And yet if both parties are drunk, the woman didn't commit a crime of rape but the man did?

>>88917988
It was a bad analogy and not a good comparison.

>>88918130
If that's allowed then drunk sex should be allowed.

>>88918512
Says who?

>>88919225
>>88912615

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>>88910832

>>88911805
It's an illusory ideological contruction

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao

>>88919371
That's a poster from a college campus, not a law, dumbass.

>>88920203
I wonder how well of a defense "we were both drunk" holds up in court.

>>88920232
You know a lot of rape cases don't even go to court, right? Stop treating life like a Chick Tract.

>>88920286
You can't fool me, I know the dangers of DnD and the evil shadow government behind it!

>>88911465
Not with that attitude

>>88913418
If this was bojack, the owl would have kicked the puffin's beak in, taken the bee girl to the puffin's childhood room, fucked her in his nest, and then she'd start puking/displaying other sign a of alcohol poisoning, he'd freak out, drag her into a tub and leave the shower running, run out of the house and drunk drive somewhere to cry as indie music played.

>>88905912
fuck bird

Regular Show really fell off...

>>88906158
You'd only die if he was significantly more massive than you.
But since he's a bird and you're an insect, the opposite is more likely to be true.

>>88905912

>not posting drunk bee waifu

The only good thing to come from those PSAs.

>>88905912
Since nobody posted the source, I will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilglSpeqpx8

The first part/episode here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87lUoaGhUbU

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>>88918306
>>88918069

>>88911006
>She can't consent

By that logic, somebody couldn't be charged for manslaughter if they ran somebody over while drunk.

>>88922451
>What happened to being treated like a princess?
You know that's actually a pretty conservative thought. In the catholic religion it is the job of the man to provide the money and wealth to the family and the job of the woman to administer it properly to tend to all the needs of the household and "her man", this of course implies a lot of gender roles and interactions between man and woman. The man needs to court the woman treating her "like a princess" to show off his ability to obtain wealth and to tend to her emotional needs and by taking these gifs the woman was sort-of accepting the responsibilities God would put on her as the wife (most of the time I've seen this system not working is when either one or two of the parties do not fully commit to it, actually. Such as the man not giving out all his income to the wife to administrate, or she refuses to do such thing or does it poorly). This goes against the feminists beliefs that abhor gender roles, mostly -of course- the wife's duty to be a housekeeper or that the man is entitled to anything because he treats the woman right.

>>88922324
The first one is the most quotable thing I've ever seen.

>Zach, what're you doing? She's been on the nectar all day!

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Why the fuck only birds and bees by the way?

>>88923278
"the birds and the bees" has been a euphemism for explaining sex to your kids for decades in the americas

>>88905912

>bee-brain

Isn't that the same as walking up to someone and calling them nigger-brain, spic-brain, cracker-brain, jew-brain etc? I'd inform the principal of this racist faggot bluejay. He's just using his white knighting as an excuse to be a racist. He didn't care about the comment itself, but the fact that the comment came from a bee about another bird.

>>88905912
the bird's kinda hot
I'd nonconsensually molest him if he wasn't such a faggot

>>88910832
Draw that fucking jock bluejay getting buttfucked by bee-boy.

What's the bird's real name?

>>88923308
>euphemism
Kind of. It's a euphemism/slang now, but I'm pretty sure at one point there was a literal "birds and the bees" speech they used to give.

>>88905912
what the fuck I just saw these PSA's like last week and actually thought they were pretty cool

I thought I was the only person on earth who found them

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>>88926008
>and actually thought they were pretty cool

>>88905912
Blue Jay is obviously in Kim's social circle and doesn't appreciate the fuck boy bee creeping on his friend.

only stupid thirsty bees wouldn't understand the message

>>88926039
That doesn't really make him any less of a pathetic white knight.

>>88926039
>>88926187
he's probably scared he won't be able to compete with a male who actually has a dick

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>>88922324
>Complementing someone for having an attractive body is sexual violence
At the very most I could see it being kinda creepy, but holy fuck I hate this fucking cucked country.
Trump, pls, annex us already

>>88926319
It's really one a dumb woman thing. Men don't give a shit who's saying they look good/sexy and would love to get cat calls.