I knew the Jaw Breakers in Ed, Edd, n Eddy were exaggerated,

>>88803794
Succ

suck it

You suck a side until you wear it down.

>>88803794
imagine this shit in your ass.

>>88803794
Put it in a sock and swing it at something.

>>88803815
SUUUCKK IIIIT.

>>88803851
Imagine several

>>88803794
either fillate it or hit it with a hammer and eat the shards.

>>88803794
I had one of those years ago. I just held it and licked at it for hours. Eventually my tongue started bleeding and I had to throw it out, no joke.

>>88803794
I bought an even bigger one, drilled out the middle, and used it as a cup for hot chocolate and tea

>>88803794
You hit it with a hammer

porn stars practice their cunninglus skills by licking holes into jawbreakers

I haven't had a jawbreaker in 7 years. Now I really want one.

>Just how the fuck are you expected these things?
Like it for an hour or two, then put it in a Ziploc bag. Take it out a while later.
Continue until you reach the center and appreciate the layers while you pick out the gum in the middle.
Once the gum has lost it's flavor, and that won't take long, start working in tiny circles on the hollow center.
I did this for about a year before it was thin enough to snap.

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>>88805818

>>88805149
Pussy shit

I waited until my tongue healed and started again. Ended up bleeding three times over the process.

Finished the damn jawbreaker.

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>>88805487
Drilled it... with your tongue?

>>88803794
Could you imagine choking on that? You'd be entirely helpless.

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What's your favorite jawbreaker?

>>88806871
>Chernobyl
I know what I must do.

>>88805909
that... sounds really gross

>>88806914
not so much if you rinse it each go

>>88805909
>a year

jesus, I have to grind this thing like an MMO

>>88805487
How long did it last?

>>88806871

Seoul should taste like soju, I'd try it.

>>88806871
I liked this homemade one that an old guy had in his shop.

Apparently it gave a lot of kids migraines and people found out there were drugs in them.

>>88806871
>>88806895

>Chernobyl Challenge
>Put it in your mouth for five seconds and not get radiation sickness

>>88805854
I do not know if your joking but thats true that is a common way for them to practice

>>88803851
>>88804999
there are several videos online of that.

>>88807111
That's a very insightful and accurate way to put it.
This tells me a lot about myself actually.

>>88805909
>appreciate the layers while you pick out the gum in the middle.
You mean to tell me there has been fucking gum in the middle of these things this whole time and i never found out for myself?

>>88807119
I didn't use it too often and it cracked when I put water that was too hot in it, and everything that was put in it tasted of just sugar.

Wasn't a good idea.

>>88807453
A hollow sphere of normal bubble gum.

>>88806871
Why are some of those countries and others cities?
Why is Libya spelled wrong?

>>88805909
>>88807453
I've never had one of these that had gum in the middle, and I've used a LOT of these for things like target practice or novelty gifting or just a summer snack.

>all these pussies

I just finished one of the tangerine-sized ones at the movies in like half an hour. I bet I could finish this in a day.

>>88806805
There's a movie about that. A couple of teenage "mean girl" stereotypes don burglar outfits, gag their friend with a jawbreaker, tie her up, and stuff her in the trunk of their car as a prank. Their plan was to let her out at her surprise birthday party, but she ends up choking to death on the jawbreaker. So they ditch her body, and I think the rest of the movie is about what bitches they are for just going about their lives anyway and finding the appropriate unpopular girl to replace the dead one in their friend circle.

>>88807507
Canadians folk in charge of spelling.

>>88806871
>England
>Surrey
What makes them better than the rest of the country?

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>>88803794
Take it easy with that. Haven't you seen that movie "Jawbreaker"?

>>88803794
some are as big as bowling balls.

break it into pieces, lick it. Just don't put it in a microwave it will explode.

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>>88807318