Paler, about two inches shorter, easier to get mad
Ha
>>88790749
Your girlfriend is 6'2"?
>>88790788
Yeah, it isn't that off the average for New York.
>>88790749
>How much is your IRL girlfriend like your waifu in terms of appearance and personality?
They're very similar since neither of them exist.
>>88790749
>IRL girlfriend
>>88790830
That's almost a foot off the US average m8. That is wildly off the average.
>implying that I have a girlfriend
>IRL girlfriend
>>88790788
I thought Starfire was 6'3"?
mfw I dated a Sicilian girl not too long after this series came out
>>88791208
Varies between 6'6" and 6'4"
>>88791360
I remember reading somewhere that she was the same height as Batman - 6' 3"
Puts Dick's love in a funny light there
Appearance: not even close, but she wants to get surgeries to look like her
Personality: 1:1 match. It's fucking ridiculous. Even her fucking voice matches.
Harley Quinn btw
>>88791427
>Personality: 1:1 match.
Well she must be as insane as Harley to go out with you.
>>88791427
>Even her fucking voice matches
that must get old
>>88791557
Sometimes it feels embarrassing being with her in public. She acts like a fucking child. She doesn't walk normally, but kind of skips as she's walking.
Also
>driving down road
>suddenly sees minigolf place on the other side and wants to play
>swerves into oncoming traffic on the other side of the road
She also regularly posts her voice in vocaroo threads here when they pop up.
My girlfriend has two legs and no hooves.
So a lot unlike my waifu.
>>88791803
I hope you're sterile desu
She's a shorter Barda. She's fit, thick, she speaks her mind, she's tough, but I wish she was a little more dominant in bed.She does make me eat her out a lot more than she blows me. So that's nice.
>girlfriend
>>88791981
have you considered becoming Scott Free
>>88792023
I hoping to convince her that we should be Barda and Scott for Halloween or a convention. She's chosen the last four Halloween costumes. One day I'll get to choose.
>>88790749
Pretty much the spitting image since I have neither.
>>88790749
She's not my waifu but my gf is pretty much mexican Kamala
>>88792413
They let Mexicans be Muslim?
I don't have a waifu or husbandu, but my boyfriend is basically Steven in both his appearance and personality.
>>88792453
Yes, there are lots of Muslims in Chiapas.
DESU, I don't think I could actually love another human being. I've felt a lot of infatuation, with persons that exist in my mind, but I find real people strange, unknowable and alien.
>>88790749
My what?
>>88793098
I had a crush on a girl once. It was awful. She was cool about it though, but it made it hard to be around her for a while.
She's short, spunky, and fictional. An exact replica.
>girlfriend
Ha! Y-yeah she's great just like my waifu Ahsoka but is totally real I swear.
I don't have a waifu, but my girlfriend is pretty much the Lois to my Clark.
>>88790749
>IRL girlfriend
Fuck off you know exactly where you are
Darken the hair just a touch and slap some glasses on there and it's my RL wife
>>88790749
Exactly identical.They don't exist.
They're both tall (but my gf is not as tall as Jasper), dominant and submissive at points, and are strong
>>88793986
In terms of appearance she looks like pic related, who is not my waifu nor should she be anyone elses
>>88794048
B-but she's my waifu, am I a horrible person?
>>88790749
>tfw only /vg/ waifu
Gf is short and ditzy, but nodaddy issues or prosthetic legs. She didn't play sports either
>IRL girlfriend
>>88794153
Do you use lots of lemon lube?
>>88791427
How's your sense of humor?
>>88793230
Lucky fucker
>>88790749
I haven't talked to my significant other in a while and I'm gonna try to break up soonme on the left
>>88790749
>IRL girlfriend
>>88796277
Read closer,
>>88794085
No but you are either a cuck or a bull
My waifu is Jaylah from Star Trek Beyond and I haven't had a girlfriend in 4 years.
>>88790749wifefairly similar visually, though obviously less comic book glamour. Good laugh, very intelligent, andpregnant found out on Christmas eve so fucking happy /co/
>>88790749
>irl girlfriend
Sir, do you know where you are right now?
My whatfriend?
>>88803996
An Internet imageboard where people discuss comics and cartoons?
How does that indicate whether or not you have a girlfriend IRL?
>>88803781
Congrats, my man. I hope you have a lot of happiness with that little miracle of joy
My gf and my waifu look nothing alike.
>>88790749
The only thing they share is hair length. Looks and personality are otherwise very different.
In terms of cartoons, my GF has the looks of Creepy Suzie (hair not withstanding) and the personality of Shego. So I'm not exactly complaining here.
>IRL girlfriend
Har har.