Can we launch a concerted effort to make him EiC of Marvel again

>>88781393
Jim would make Marvel great again.

>wanting to put a former Soviet assassin known as "дyшитeля 13" who stole the identity of an innocent American comics artist in charge of your company

>>88781393
Memes got Trump elected. It's time to elevate Jim the same way. Anybody have Ike's email?

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DCfag here
What did Jimdo to Marvel to warrant som many pepes?

>>88781441
Are you sure he's not the Frankenstein's monster?

>>88781441
That actually sounds pretty fucking badass to me.

>>88781493
Enforced deadlines and prevented leftists agendas including a "no gays" policy.

>>88781496
Certain, yes. He adopted the identity of the REAL Jim Shooter - the innocent young moral lad who wrote all those early LoSH stories - after a hit on US soil gone wrong, and turned his skills as a top Soviet agent, interrogator and killer to the comics biz.

Can you really say that the teenage boy who first wrote in Legion stories was the same man who wrote the Shooter Sex Files?

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They never learn.

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Do you think hands this large were built up through comics? No, those are strangling hands. Englehart's pensive expression is because he knows he's behind on the deadline and "Jim" will have his balls on a car battery if it's not done by tomorrow.

I'd want to see it just because it would be hilarious when he fires 2/3 of the staff in the first year.

>>88781696
Are you saying firing the staff of modern Marvel is a bad thing?

>>88781441
Absolutely, that guy sounds like he has stories to tell.

>>88781735
Not at all, but it would be funny to see nonetheless.

>>88781696
>>88781735
>>88781763
The twitter outrage alone would be glorious.

>>88781527
That is not meme worthy

>>88781792
>Fired
Dan Slott
Bendis
Mike Deodato
Katie Leth

>Banned from Twitter
Nick Spencer

>>88781999
Then who are we gonna have to write for Peter? Kelly or Conway?

>>88782082
Conway gets Amazing Spider-man (Renew your vows made the official canon but with Annie being Mayday)
Kelly gets a revived Spectacular Spider-man title and gets to undo One More Day.

>>88781999
Corrected
>Fired
Nick Spencer
Bendis
Mike Deodato
Katie Leth

>Banned from Twitter
Dan Slott

>>88781999
Editors like Brevoort need to be fired too.

>>88782385
Ok but Slott is removed from Spider-Man forever. He can go back to She-Hulk.

Shooter would likely confiscate every employees Twitter account and use them solely to promote their books.

>>88782432
Are you saying that a bad thing?

>>88782480
Are you >>88781735? Embarrassing.

>>88781393
Nothing would make me happier.

>>88782193
>(Renew your vows made the official canon but with Annie being Mayday)

Normally I'm against making Renew Your Vows the official canon but if it was done this way then I would totally be for it.

>>88781393
Spam Marvel's twitter account with images of Jim Shooter and tweets that say stuff like #BringBackShooter or #BringBackJim.

He can hire John Byrne just so he can fire him.

>>88782887
I'm not a contrarian, but I'd keep RYF separate because MJ is my least favorite love interest for Peter.

>>88782417
I think Slott is one of the writers who can be put in check and do okay with a good editor who doesn't let him do whatever he wants. Same with #WokeWaid who didn't use to let his politics leak into his stuff.

>>88782887
How about we get neither and just have the two married again and have MJ powerless.

>>88784193
No. MJ sucks and Peter shouldn't be married.

>>88784662
Go back to bed, Quesadilla.

>>88784729
Not Quesadilla. Gwen>>>>>>>>MJ.

>>88785101
Choke on a dick, Slott.

>>88784662
Fuck off Quesadilla, you're the reason why Spider-Man sucks so hard right now, because you didn't fucking let the character progress naturally over your shitty "He wont be relatable anymore" shilling.

>>88785142
I suppose you'd like every character to age naturally over the years then too. (Making non-immortal characters either super old or replaced by crappy legacy characters)

>>88785502
No, but that doesn't mean you can't progress the damn characters. Also, Jessica Jones is Peter's age and she has a kid, so go suck a cock.

Might want to take a look into what he tried after Valiant fell apart the first time.

Shooter of Today is not the Shooter of then.

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>>88781441
He would run it better than the former mossad-agent currentily in charge

>>88785791
>using Jessica Jones as an example of a good character
kek

>>88786480
Ike doesn't give a shit about what goes down in the comics. That's Alonso the EiC. You think if he had any input he would let them libel his good friend Donald.

>>88781441
Jim Shooter just got double based.

>>88781441
>дyшитeля
Are those just random Russian characters?

>>88787628
Wrong form but close enough. Дyшитeль - strangler, asphyxiator. Dooshitel,

>>88781441
That's like having a male Black Widow in charge of Marvel. It's awesome.

>>88781441
He did pretty good the last time

He's not perfect, but he cared about keeping the stories relatively "genuine" and was better than what we've gotten since. So I'd like him back, yeah.