I want Mary to find a nice man that will love her and her dogs

Oh wow, she's finally started the kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1406667682/lets-speak-english-the-book

>>88766764
>she made almost 4 times her goal already
Not bad.

>>88766764
>37k out of 10k

Nice English!

>>88766581
Well, her would be easy. But her dogs too?
Does it have to be as often?

>>88766581
Wanna have enough kids with her to make a classrooms worth

>>88766581
Mary, i met someone in rral life, you cannot be my internet girlfriend any more.

>>88767096
She's an English teacher anon.

I'm really happy for her.

>>88766913

n i c e

>>88766581
No fat chicks.

>>88766764
And made so much more money then she hoped. How nice for her.

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>>88766581
A cute.

CUTE!

>>88767568
I can see Ronnie's chicken nuggs. Scandalous.

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>>88767568
His penis should be obscured by his gross rolls of fat.

>>88766764
I'm gonna contribute.

Most of my backer stuff so far has been vidyagaems

>>88767658
He's probably inhaling in the shot.

>>88767682
Lemme guess, Mighty No. 9

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>>88766764
>it's already funded

Noice.

How to find a qt nerd gf like Mary?

>>88767701
Nah, much less popular stuff than that, mostly strategy games.

>>88767720
The outer perimeter of conventions. They want to be there but they can't stand the push and shove of it for long.

>>88766764
Oh cool, good for her

>>88767720
Settle for a 5/10 desu. Attractive women are treated less like actual people and get strange personalities because of this. A perfectly average woman will do her own thing throughout life and actually be interesting. It's not that they don't take work to be with, but that they will be much more easy to relate to.

>>88767897
Unfortunately I doubt a 5/10 girl like that would be willing to settle for an equivalent guy so you might have to work on your looks a bit.

>>88767568
God fucking dammit.
Now I'm a Goddamn shipper.

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>>88767952
welcome to the club :).

>>88767503
Well, what the minimum goal is and what you want are two separate things.
Most put the minimum goal as low as possible to make it easy to reach fast.
This produces the illusion of success and often leads to higher backing. It also makes sure that your stuff can happen at all with just the minimum coverage.
Many campaigns have had to add humongous stretch goals due to this, though.
Which is a problem because it bloats your product if you have a 2x through 20x minimum stretch goal.
This campaign is quite modest so far, though.
It's never a good idea to feel obliged to give people outrageous shit like dinner meetings or add stuff that doesn't even really have anything to do with the product anymore.
It's better to just do the shit you set out to do and pack in a few more goodies if it goes well.
Drowning people in merch and shit just overcomplicates everything and you just have more problems if you can't deliver because your T-shirt supplier fucks up or the quality of something isn't right.
You may remember how initially modest game kickstarters overpromised, bloated their goals and couldn't satisfy in the end because they did not have the ability to actually follow through in time.

This one is really the best kind of campaign. You have a tangible product that is actually already there and just needs to go into print.
The designs are all there, the comics are there and the money really is the only thing required.
So you have maximum security to actually get your stuff in a timely fashion. Unlike certain video projects the internet loves to hate.

Recall her having a near meltdown when Trump won.

>>88768070
Pics?

>>88766581
She seems like she'd be cool to watch anime with.

Why do all the weeb girls I meet have to be such fucking weebs?

Actually you can take out "girls" in that sentence and it remains true.

>>88766581
>NANI?!

>>88768173
Are you honestly wondering why weebs are weebs?

>>88769385
A little. I've always been into anime but I never got into the thing where people act obnoxious about it and where anime branded shit and so on.

>>88767568
This is hilarious considering that she is fucking ugly as hell IRL and Ronnie is quite cute IRL

>>88770494
They're both pretty average. You've got weird standards, man.

>>88770704
Well she draws herself cuter than she actually is while Ronnie draws himself as non-human. The standards they set up for us are different.

>>88770749
She draws herself in the same cute style she does anything else. And even by those standards she's plain.

You might just be retarded, anon.

>>88770494
>she is fucking ugly as hell

Uh, no. From the pictures of her I've seen posted here, she just has terrible fashion choices.

>>88771563

Having actually met her, I can clarify.

She's cute in the bubbly awkward sort of way, but gives zero shits about appearance. Like, she's not in public to fucking impress anyone, which is endearing.

Kinda girl you date privately for a while and once she realizes she wants to impress you will start dressing nice and doing her hair and stuff.

>>88767980
Chris is a tranny now.

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>>88766581
>tfw she participated in Law of Talos with her OC steffi
How time flies

I keep forgetting about her comic Kiwi Blitz. I love its style so much, but at times the plot feels like something I would've loved back when I was 14 rather than something I'd like now.

She retweets a lot of stuff about men being nasty, think she might have a man problem.

>>88772879
>LOT was nine years ago
jesus
>>88773176
it was pretty comfy for a bit, but it's getting real dramatic now, which i don't think suits mary's style or update schedule too well

>>88773423
A hideous tumblr artist has a problem with men? You don't say!

>>88773423
A lot of people on 4chan have a "woman problem"

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>>88766764

Mary doesn't want a man, she wants Guzma

>>88773423
when you dont have any white girlfriends, you gotta bitch somewhere

>>88774066
>Don't really get it to be honest.
I'm a dude and I find it creepy when random people talk about how much they want to fuck a person they don't know because they authored something they like.

>>88773176
>>88773714
Wait, she has other comics?

>>88770494
>I am a woman: the post

>Mary Sensei is grading tests, thinking of stupid weeb songs, when she takes a drink of water
>as she suddenly wonders when she poured it, her eyes get heavy and she gets dizzy, and everything goes black
>Mary wakes up to feel a slight chill waft over her body and opens her eyes
>she realizes she is dressed in a dog collar and her hands and feet are tied together, and she's COMPLETELY naked
>"Mary-Sensei!"
>no, no it couldn't be
>she looks to her right and sees her students in their underwear, looking proud and sporting boners
>"Mary-Sensei, we can't study with you shaking your soft butt in our faces, teasing us all day!"
>BIG BUTT SENSEI they chant, BIG BUTT SENSEI
>"So as your punishment, we are going to... eto...'
>best english speaker walks up
>"Facku yuu inda ebaree horr, des"
>NO! thinks Mary-Sensei, my one weakness, teacher/student sexual scenarios!
>The tiny slant eyed perverts descend on Big Butt Mary with their sensitive shota dicks
>Ass, Pussy, Mouth, Nose, no orifice is safe from them
>even the girls get involved, and Mary is forced to eat their tiny bentos
>At the end, Mary is coated in and out with their Soy-enriched Semen
>Mary hates to admit how good it was, but at least it's over
>"Mary Sensei, we brought a friend!"
>rustle rustle she hears
>No... it can't be
>NEJIRI HONNYO IS REAL
>AND HE'S COME TO RAPE HER TOO
>and now she truly knows that that black thing on his face is a mouth, as a long tendril tongue emerges and tastes Mary
>UMESSHIII it roars, the beasts is hungry, and it will have Poor Mary in every way
>'It's a tradition to feed our english teachers to the beast of the mountains!' chimes in Sexy Pose shota
>his massive Rice-based Cock violates Mary's massive butt, and Mary Sensei in shame and release, embraces her destiny
>Nejiri's maw opens wide as the students chant in unison and say Goodbye to Mary as she is lowered into the beast's mouth whole to dijest in his Rice Paddy gullet
>Mary's fat ass feeds Nejiri through the winter

>>88774772
I don't know, gays can be real bitches too.

>>88774712
http://www.sleeplessdomain.com/

>>88766581
>had a cool job many people would love to have
>makes cute webcomic based on her cool job
>quits said job to work on webcomics full time like an idiot
>thus also losing material for comics people actually want to read
She's a fucking idiot. I hope she gets in a fuck ton of debt, becomes homeless, and dies on the street with her last thoughts being regret of quitting teaching

>>88776374
Supposedly you have to deal with a lot of taxes or some other bullshit as a foreigner if you stay in Japan for too long. If she had stayed she would have been making less money.

>>88776374
She didn't quit. You know people teach English abroad on contracts, right? She was never going to do it forever. It was just something she wanted to do, like how some people study abroad or work for Green Peace before they take the next step in their lives.

>>88776374
>makes cute webcomic based on her cool job
>quits said job to work on webcomics full time like an idiot
she made the webcomic after she quit the job, and that was a side-project.

>>88776700
Also, specifically with JET, there's a time limit. You can only do that job for up to three years (or up to five years in very exceptional circumstances), then they kick you out to get fresh blood in there. If you want to continue teaching English in Japan, you've gotta do it with some other company.

>>88776374
>>quits said job to work on webcomics full time like an idiot
The JET program is finite. She probably could have found a job, yes, but maybe she wanted to return to the states and decided to come back when the program ended.

Don't be an ass about it.

>>88775909
I remember looking into this forever ago and really not being too impressed. Did it get better? I only read a handful of pages to be fair

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>>88774795
8/10 Would fap to manga.

>>88778673
it... takes a turn you probably wouldn't expect

>>88776374
>had a cool job many people would love to have

I don't know. I feel like you also need to read gaijin smash for more of the downsides of teaching in Japan.

>>88776374

See:

>>88776700
>>88777224
>>88778544

Holy shit you're dumb, don't talk shit about crap you don't understand.

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IS THIS A VIDEOGAME WEBCOMIC?

>>88783766
yes it's based on persona

>>88783722
>pointing someone to direct replies of their own post

Why do you do this?

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>>88766581
5 facts about Mary

1. Mary is cute! So cute!

2. Mary had like 3 webcomics at one point.

3. She totally set Aaron Diaz on fire! Oh my god!

4. Mary!

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>>88774772
>i am woman hear me roar!

>>88784251
What's the fifth fact? That her dogs are 10/10 pat material?

>>88784251
>doesn't even have the same hairdo
Mary is a damn liar.
She's sorta passable for a plain girl though. Better than I could do, at least.

>>88766764
Holy shit she sounds exactly like I expected her to.

>>88774712
>Find out about her through Kiwi Blitz and am a fan of it for years
>Suddenly her side project explodes in popularity and nobody even looks at her other comics
Sad.

Mary identifies as asexual.

>>88767935
Not true at all. You'd be surprised with what women are attracted to.

>>88767568
>his feet arnt touching the bed
i fucking love it

>>88776374
She didn't even go to Japan until she had been working on comics for years. You are a retard.

>>88778673
I really like it.

>>88767568
jesus christ, thanks /co/ now I can't unship this.

>>88786220
I also have little to no interest in sex. But I confess to having an admittedly superficial crush on her. Don't have a chance though. Even though we seem to travel in many of the same circles. Sigh.

>>88774795
10/10

>>88786438
You don't have a chance because she's not seeking a relationship.

>>88770704
The fact that >>88770494 thinks that she's ugly and Ronnie's cute is pretty obvious: he's a faggot bear chaser.

>>88786493
Hell, she's never even been on a date before. I'm guessing she's asexual

>>88786493
I mean, duh. But even if she was I wouldn't have a shot. Proximity means nothing. I know little about her as an actual person, My attraction is built on superficial details and projection. The Mary I'm attracted to probably does not exist. But from the outside Mary does come fairly close to my ideal type.

>>88786518
>I'm guessing
>>88786220

>>88780999
.... Fuck you and your ominous bullshit. Now I wanna read it to find out what, but I still don't think its good

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>>88774795

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

Wait. Did they bring (you) back?

>>88786550
It's a really surprising twist. I like Sleepless Domain a lot.

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>>88784251
>set Aaron Diaz on fire
pic related, with help from Magnolia Porter

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>>88766581
she's cute

I am an English teacher in Japan. AMA.

>tfw did 5 hours of karaoke yesterday so too tired to party today so cuddled with cat now debating early night on new years eve as sleepy.

>>88787189
With JET or somewhere else? If JET, how'd the interview process go?

>>88787200

Not JET, although most of my friends are. Eikaiwa for now, but changing to business English next year cus moredosh and lesslessons.

But residential tax next year is going to be a cunt when it hits.

>>88786956
No wonder Mary's never had a bf. Odds on her being a virgin high.

>>88787189
>Not singing the Jetman theme at karaoke
I'm disappointed in you, anon.

>>88787230

Sorry anonfriend. I'm not a good singer, but still love karaoke.

Went with a qt new teacher who I'm trying to insertpenis. Nothing yet though but progress was made.

It's fucking cold today, but my heater makes the air so dry, but I turn it off, and I'm cold. Winter a shit.

>>88787169
Do I want to know who drew this?

>>88787275
It's on the /co/ booru.
Everything with mary_cagle tag there is lewd, which would explain why she wouldn't want to hang with us.

>>88787251
Don't girls in Japan often proposition men instead of the other way around? I've heard that is the reason why western women have trouble finding dates there, they don't understand it is them that have to make the move.

>>88787406
I can't quite remember where but there was a blog by an American woman in Japan saying exactly that.

She had immense sour grapes over the fact that men wouldn't do all the work and ask her out anymore since Japanese women were willing to put the effort in.

I think she basically called all Western guys in Japan losers for letting local women ask them out instead of chasing after women like her.

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>>88786956
for more context: shawnstruck DOT blogspot DOT it SLASH 2014/08/open-letter-to-aaron-diaz-stop-hiding DOT html

>>88787587
Didn't know Mary was so in with the crazy crowd.

>>88766764
I bet that amputatee Deus ex bioshock wannabee guy is rustled. Where is he now? Did he git gud or angerly short stroking a cat like a Bond villain making shitty AU?

>>88769825
The issue is the the people who openly like anime are the ones who are socially ignorant enough to act like this and see nothing wrong with it, while everyone who also likes it but is more self aware will hide their power level.

There are tons of people who enjoy anime that you'd never know about because they don't want to be associated with the weebs. And so the cycle perpetuates itself. My advice is to join martial arts clubs.

>>88787642
He's lying low after pissing everyone off by calling Will Eisner a 'mediocre white man'.

>>88786209
It's probably more a case of timing than anything else.

>>88773568
Yeah the week update schedule is murder during the whole Gear standoff.

>>88787672
That sounds several months old.

>>88787672
Didn't he then attempt to backtrack it by calling another Jewish guy a mediocre white man?

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>>88767980
Lets see if you can ship THIS

>>88788430
Yes. He went on to say that he meant to insult Jack Kirby instead.

>>88787587
>Male feminist is a moron
You don't say

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She should try makeup more, she got so cute with just some lipstick last time.

>>88788772
Those are some British-tier facial proportions.

>>88786209
I actually learned of her through Kiwi Blitz but I haven't read it yet
>>88786220
Ok. And? Most people, even if they don't want sex, desire companionship.
>>88786956
That was great. Diaz is such a think skinned bitch, too. Isn't his twitter closed to non-followers or something?
>>88787209
How'd you get the job? I'm a fine arts major and I'm considering doing my masters over there, so I curious as to what the job prospects are for weeby gaijin fucks like myself.
>>88787670
But I'm a doughy out-of-shape...oh yeah, i should do that.
>>88788772
>The more waifu dreams crushed, the better
Alright, I laughed.

>>88766581
>ywn get to be the man who loves her and spoils her dogs
feels bad man

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>>88788772
>The more waifu dreams crushed, the better

>>88788772
I am gonna make her pretty whether she likes it or not!

>>88788772
She wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the jaw and the nose
I wonder if she can fit her fist inside her mouth

>>88786550
At least read to the end of chapter 2.

>>88789249
Is that something most people are physically incapable of doing?

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>>88788772
>>88788785
>>88789249

/p/ here

Smart phones have wide angle lenses. Wide angle lenses are terrible for portrait photography because they distort facial proportions. Her honker isn't as large as it appears in that photo. Though according to her, it is still sizable.

See pic related.

>>88792024
There's a /p/?

>>88788721

The fuck?
Somebody insulted Kirby and is still breathing through an unbroken nose?
I don't believe it.

>>88793203
People were so upset about Eisner they didn't realize his backtracking redirected his aim at Kirby

>>88788772
>Mary Sensei thinks this will deter us waifufags

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>>88787672

If this was the only reason to hate him, I might let it slide. But he's a pretty consistent asshat.

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>>88788626

>>88766581
ASEXUAL
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>>88795893
I love how literally everybody attacked him for this. If he was doing it on purpose I would be impressed.

>>88795893
The most ironic thing ever said

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>>88787587
And here is the post by Diaz that actually caused Mary to write that letter.

Which he "accidentally deleted" and was totally not because Mary embarrassed him in public.

Diaz would be so much more bearable if he would just admit that he was wrong sometimes and didn't pretend everything was always intentional or a typo or some shit.

>>88796042
Fucking disgusting. He probably believes it too.

>>88774795
>Facku yuu inda ebaree horr, des"

funny as fuck but i will be disappoint if she ever reads this

>>88766764
>$100 reward no longer available
Fucking Hell.

Look like I'm opting for $25.

Happy New Year.

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>>88770494
Mary is cute. Plain yet cute.

>>88771664
And that is wrong because?

Mary sound like perfection.

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>Waifuing a real person

>>88773423
As do most anons here who have a problem with 3PDPD.

Mary realize having a Husbando, as anons have their waifus, are superior.

Mary is /ourgirl/.

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>>88766581