Hey Spiderwoman storytimer here, doing storytimes that were missed by co this week.
Strap in for mighty Thor and lets see how awful this is.
>>88766320
Wow I didn't know Doomsday was a Marvel character
Here are the previous storytimes that were missed;
Spiderwoman 14 >>88750729
Black panther 9 >>88751578
and Dr Strange the Sorcerer Supreme #2
>>88764894
>>88766328
Still looks like a cool cover i will give Marvel that.
Once again I have no idea whats going on because I dropped out of reading it ages ago. Isn't what Malekith doing to the girl the same way he created kurse in MCU film? This is basically synergy right? Kurse wasn't made like that in the comics.
Anyone wanna fill me in on who cowboy legolas is? Is he an old character or made for this story?
Ah Roz. You would've been a tolerable Thor. Shame Aaron wanted to create a shitty twist for a twists sake.
Oh right angela still exists
She is your cancer Jane
>im14andthisisdeep.jpeg
No Idea who pink lion skin hat wearing person is
is divorce not a thing in Alfhiem?
>>88766376
At least they're acknowledging Kurse' origin as a creation of the Beyonder.
>>88766407
worst addition to the mythos even though the gillen run was okay
>>88766396
I still don't get why Jane asked a puny human like Roz for help and not any of her fellow Avengers.
oh my Melakith baby slow down
>>88766457
How can Jane tell that it's a woman?
Pleasantly surprised Malekith wasn't turned into his MCU counterpart, at least in looks.
Oh so there IS divorce in Alfhiem. My bad.
Also Loki seems a bit shifty there. Can't wait for him to reveal he was a quadruple agent working for the Shiar or something.
>>88766504
That's because everyone knows his comics look is objective better. Plus, it would require retconning every Dark Elf into having pink skin, pretty late for that.
They did change the Dark Elf footsoldier's design to match the MCU though.
>>88766511
Anon, the fact that Loki is actually working against Malekith has been set-up for months.
>>88766504
His MCU version was the worst addition to the universe so it makes sense that there wasn't any synergy regarding that. Just like how Mandarin isn't some british fucktard high on cocaine.
>>88766482
I don't mind her addition. It makes sense to have a Hel and Heven in the realms of Asgard (Christians did copy the word hel and changed it to hell for their own underworld scenario). Like if done well she could be a cool addition to the Thor Cast. However her second run was utter shit and ruined any chance she had to be a staple character.
>>88766525
Ah that makes sense. I dropped the title a while back and sparingly came for storytimes here to see if it got any good so i probably missed the reveal. What issue was it if you don't mind me asking?
>>88766534
I'm pretty sure The Mandarin has been dead in the comics since 2012. Surprising really, but not as much as The Abomination who's been dead since 2008.
fucking 4 mb limit bullshit.
>>88766548
I forget which one. You see him secretely healing his step-mother. He reveals that he attacked her to make it seem like he was loyal to Malekith and Laufey, but made sure to put her in a coma instead of killing her. Nobody was around to listen to his monologue, so he had no reason to lie.
>>88766548
the issue where she battles odin (5 I think)
Even I can't tell what they did to your queen cowboy legolas. Did he eat her teeth or something?
>>88766320
thanks for doing the ones people missed! even if they were bad
>>88766571
>>88766573
Thanks anons
>>88766569
>>88766583
>Black Bifrost
So is it Bifrost with negative colors? Or just black and white?
>>88766589
So will Odin finally get off his lazy ass and do something about Malekith and his allies the Giants and the Fire Demons? You'd think he'd be happy to have an excuse to genocide races he never liked much anyway.
Asgard Shiar War Next. Get hype or don't. Modern Shiar have been a joke since Vulcan died.
>>88766601
gotta fight gladiator first
>>88766608
This time the Sh'iar will have Sharra and K'ythri actually helping them out for once.
>>88766328
Well the original Kurse does have a good seven years on Doomsday.
>>88766584
no problem anon. I used to think the whole point of storytime was for people to check new books out and then get them if they personally find them to be really good. You may not like them or I may not like them but its important to give them attention for other readers. If we circlejerk over the same core titles over and over and ignore others then whats the point of this board. I can go to CBR or reddit for that shit. co has helped me find shit I'd never discover thanks to storytimes.
>>88766591
presumably yeah.
>>88766601
Hopefully.
Also Dr Strange #3 storytime continues here >>88766640, I apparently missed an issue and did #2.
>>88766608
I'm pretty interested in this story
>>88766660
I'm the guy who usually storytimes Thor. I didn't do it this month because I'm on vacation and don't have access to my laptop, just my phone. Thanks man.
>>88766367
To be fair though, it's not like Malekith can call up the beyonder and have him work his mojo.
>>88766383
He's one of Aaron's ocs alright, but he was made for an earlier storyline.
>>88766383
he's from that shitty league of realms arc
>>88766497
did...did he just give her dark elf herpies? Shit looks serious.
>>88766591
African American Bifrost
>>88766676
haha I figured that was the case. Spiderwomans usual storytime also didn't happen. My laptop is supershit for storytimes but during the holidays I get to use my computer back home, so I thought might as well.
Wish you have happy holidays anon.
Extraordinary X-Men #17 storytime is here >>88768670 → #
Meh, thought it was pretty decent.
>>88769118
Fuck off, shill. This was one of the worst comics I've ever read and yet more proof that Marvel is literally incapable of not pandering to SJWs.
>>88769349
Suck my dick.
>>88769349
Hellcat was more of a pandering. Key issues of Mockingbird pandered more. Angela's second run pandered. This was pretty decent compared to the extremes marvel can actually go.
>Dating the comic with references to Wikipedia & LoTR movies
>MCU synergy (Dark Elves costumes, Coluson)
>Still pushing Angela
Aaron is a fucking hack nowadays. Steve Epting is being wasted on this book
>>88766589
Where the hell is Thor when you need him? He'd never let it get this bad
>>88769699
>dating
dude, for better or for worse it's been over 10 years with the first LotR.
this isn't exactly putting #WOKE or yaasqueen or whatever silly meme that will die down in 2 weeks like they always do.
>>88766390
Jesus Christ, Jane, you have been part of Thor's life since the beginning even if there's times you weren't a couple you were in and out plenty often. How do you not fucking know Kurse?
>>88766376
>female kurse
>no sexy armor
Dropped
>>88766511
If Loki's working for the Shi'ar rather than just the good of Asgard in his shifty double agent way I would actually appreciate that out of nowhere twist.
>>88766390
I don't like how much this book uses thought bubbles