Does anyone else feel like Superman ruined men for them? I mean, literally no guy can even get close to his level. And I'm not even talking about the heroic stuff. He's so romantic, respectful, thoughtful and selfless. Guys just aren't like that. Even the worst written Clark is a good boyfriend.
please be in London
Comics aren't supposed to be a realistic aspect of the world.
Just look at how everyone is 6'2 and jacked. How everyone is physically perfect and some are morally perfect. People like that can't exist, and those who seems to be are not trustworthy at all and are fakes.
>>88766311
Like you deserve a Clark Kent.
>>88766311
kinda homoerotic there, Lex
>>88766311
My boyfriend convincely cosplayed as Nightwing for me once, albeit a slightly less shredded one as he eats too many regular meals to have a visible six pack.
People are out there, you just have to look.
Did Jesus ruin men?
>>88766311
What kind of mental microbe lets fictional characters ruin reality for them?
Other than /a/ I mean
>>88768208
No. He was a pussy.
>>88766311
Lois, please get off /co/
>>88768208
We both know Jesus was a black woman.
>>88766311
are u a grill?
pls be in metropolis
>>88766311
>Does anyone else feel like Superman ruined men for them?
Is that why Supergirl tried to marry her horse, and then Lois tried to marry Supergirl's horse?
Someone post that cartoon where a woman is in bed with Superman and she's thinking something like, could I do better?
>>No super"man "does not ruin men for me.Do you want to know why?Because he is no "man" to begin with.He is an alien parasite feeding of your praise and false sense of security,waiting to reveal his vile alien dominance on humanity.The only true men are those not born with power but those who earn it through brilliance,all his acts of kindness are disgusting illusions to make mankind feel weak and we will not have it.
>>88766311
Pic related is reality.
>>88770119
WOMEN BTFO
Has powegirl ruined women for anyone else? I mean she's stacked, that about it
No but I did find it amazing that most women don't like cum on their face after years of porn. Where am I supposed to nut if its not on your glasses?
>>88766311
Mary Marvel ruined women. But in reality women ruined themselves. It's not hard: just don't be a whore.
>>88766331
>People like that can't exist
Nice pessimism.
>>88766311
At first I thought this was satire on how feminists are jealous of barbies
>>88768184
>My boyfriend convincely cosplayed as Nightwing
Please tell me there was sex involved. If not, that is such a wasted opportunity.