/doag/ - "Dumbing of Age? Great..."

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Oh look, drama aborted in the second panel.

>>88717402
Have no fears, Willy's got stories for years, like
Carla becomes a robot,
Maybe Danny gets a dick pic, has Joyce ever owned a bear?

>>88717402
Okay, that's DEFINITELY an example of the kind of anti-climactic cliffhanger that Willis was criticizing Funky Winkerbean for doing.

>My Lesbian
Oh, fuck off.

>Landlords letting drunk people into others' houses "just because"
Yeah, I don't think that's a thing.

>a D of some nontrivial size
Well, better get your dick jokes out, because that's going to be all you're gonna hear in the DoA comment section tomorrow.

Also, if Robin was on top of the sheets, how did Leslie have enough slack to pull them aside and pull them back over herself when climbing back into bed?

>>88717402
>drama aborted in the second panel.
It was misleading, but that's because Willis sucks at pacing. If panels 1 and 2 were at the end of last strip, the message would be "Leslie doesn't know what she wants" or "Leslie doesn't know what she should do," which are both decent. As it is now, it's "WHAT'S THIS? IS LESLIE GOING TO BLACKMAIjust kidding."

>>88717402
>Oh look, drama aborted in the second panel.
Pretty pointless, sis.

Also I wonder how much of this was for the Trump "Look at my African-American" reference linking up with how Robin calls Leslie "My lesbian" all the time.

>>88717501
>Okay, that's DEFINITELY an example of the kind of anti-climactic cliffhanger that Willis was criticizing Funky Winkerbean for doing.
Pretty much, yeah.

>>88717229
So, right now I'm combing through his archive and saving all his old strips so I can read them at my leisure and for archival purposes.

If I get pretty far in would anyone be interested in a storytime?

>>88717528
>Also I wonder how much of this was for the Trump "Look at my African-American" reference linking up with how Robin calls Leslie "My lesbian" all the time.

Nah it's a call back to the nickname Robin had for Leslie back in SP!

remember, if it looks like Willis ever made anything new, he didn't.

>>88717612
I'd keep making an archive first and foremost.

Save the storytime for another day, like when we're all drunk.

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>>88717402
>'cuzza the *thing*
I wonder if she means Leslie stealing her glasses. If so, this kinda puts this on Leslie if Robin stumbled after her to try and get her stuff back. Something bad could've happened to her.

Still kinda weird that her landlord let her into the actual home, I wonder if they're a DeSanto voter.

>>88717402
>>88717523
>>88717501
Willis writes for the trade, panels one and two will pace a lot better when the strips are on a single page. That's the root of a lot of Willis' pacing issues; he can't balance that strip-a-day format with the eventual collection.

>>88717832
Obviously it's because Leslie frequently brings home drunken bar sluts to bang and the landlord lives vicariously through Leslie's promiscuity.

>>88717402

Once again, that joke was pisspoor

Willy doesn't do comedy.

Soooooooooooooo...

Anybody have the Slipshine yet?

>>88717612
Actually yes i would be l, i want to see Willis madness without going to his site

>>88717402
In which all the characters speak with such a vocabulary that I cannot even picture how they would sound, spoken by a person naturally because i've yet to meet anyone with these speech patterns or vernacular.

Did a porn pin up come out.

>>88717402
>delete
Way to be less of a terrible person than Roz, Leslie. Nice job.

>>88718845
Sometimes meeting the acceptable minimum standard for being a decent human being is good enough.

I will bet a lewd story of your choice of pairing that Roz will somehow use this in her plot to destroy her sister.

>>88718280
Willis certainly doesn't do drama.

>>88718936
He certainly makes bullshit

>>88718789
There is indeed a new porn pin-up. It features Ruth and Billie. It has not been leaked yet.

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so if all of ambers "red panels" are actually about her resorting to/enjoying violence does that mean she hit ethan when he came out

>>88719185
> "red panels" are actually about her resorting to/enjoying violence
What the hell, the red panels are things she wants to lock away and not think about--the robbery, awkward shit with Ethan, and enjoying violence.

>>88719185
Just because Ethan is gay, it doesn't mean he stops being a sub bitch.

https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/813999892104441856
https://twitter.com/damnyouwillis/status/813999953513222144
>remember that cartoon about the guy who's instantly really good at what the girl's spent all her life specializing in and she falls in love

>you know
>
>neon genesis evangelion

I think Willis is looking to start a fight with /a/.

>>88719297
He doesn't have the nerve.

>>88717493
>I sang it

Do more

>>88719297
This isn't even correct in any way

>>88719320
nice

>>88719297
Wait, I'm confused. Isn't it implied at several points that Shinji's mom being part of the EVA is what makes him so effective? Also isn't it made obvious that Asuka doesn't like Shinji?

>>88719297
Haven't people been talking shit about ever for 2 decades? The only way to get a real rise out of that crowd would be to start waifu wars.

>>88719297
>remember that second-rate webcartoonist who tried to overwrite another culture's values with his own
>
>you know... david willis

>>88719224
the worst thing about the robbery turned out to be her stabbing sal. every other red panel shes had in the comic has involved violence on her part, except that one of prom night (as far as we know)

>>88719385
I'd love it if Amber had a screaming, punch throwing meltdown at Ethan being gay.

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>>88719385
I was just digging through the Ethan+Amber tags on DoA.com, and I found this one.

I also found its alt-text:
>oh boy, amber's collected a new red flashback panel

It's stuff like this that makes me think Willis doesn't take his own work seriously, and as a result I can't take it seriously either.

>>88719451
Also, I just noticed in the fifth panel.
Amber thinks she's slick.
but she dabbin

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Would you, /doag/?

>>88719385
Yea, but if it was about the stab the panel would've been the stab. The three red panels in this strip are all times Amber felt powerless: against a robber, against the fact of Ethan's homosexuality and against her own rage. Granted, Willis has been shifting toward red for just the last one more and more.

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>>88719451

>>88719535
shes got another red panel thats just the stab, i think he didnt use it for this strip because it hadnt been revealed that she was the one who did it yet.
you could be right, but considering she said "repurposed" it seemed to me to be specifically about her rage and violence. like, shes not channeling her helplessness into amazi-girl.

>>88719606
>shes not channeling her helplessness into amazi-girl.
I would say not directly, but a little bit in the sense of "Amazi-girl is strong and capable unlike Amber who is weak and violent. Amber gets angry at stupid things but Amazi-girl enforces justice and all her anger is righteous and pure!" So not putting on the mask to channel helplessness, but to be like "the other person is helpless not me haha".

>>88719332
Cerberus:
I can't believe we're going to the Worst Webcomic Award!
Willis:
And tomorrow, BotCon! Oh, look! It's David Walkerton and Joyce Brown!
Cerberus:
Could an It's Walky! reunion be in the works? [gasps] There's Mary Bradford! Didn't you have a thing with her?
Willis:
Don't go there!

Dan Castalanetta:
College drop out, Ultra Car show,
Roz's fling, Joyce's bro,
Ruth in bed, Walky fails,
Whacking Toedad, Amber tips the scale,
Chicken Nuggies, Becky Chase,
lots of drawings of cheesecake,
Dorothy's future, Billie's rack,
Danny not proud, girls short stacked,
Wilis worried not enough gay,
Pie face, Optimus, DOA,
Muslims, Mormons, and the Trump
Now has twins and barfs from his rump,
old fans murmurs,no one croaks,
Becky Lesbian, evil folks,
Toedad blows the plot away,
What else do I have to say?!
he'll Never Stop The Dumbing!
Have no fears, Willis' got stories for years, like
Carla becomes a robot,
Maybe Danny gets a dick pic, has Joyce ever owned a bear?
Or, how 'bout a Lesbian orgy?
With no men and doo doo doo doo doo...
Sorry for the shitty porn.
Have no fears, Willis's got stories for years!

>>88719748
it took me way to long to type that up

>>88719519
Once again, someone proves that Willis's characters are better in anyone's hands but his own.

I would, but I'd also make sure she had an amazing night of non-sexy fun beforehand.

>>88719297

Ugh. More "lol so clever" attempts to deconstruct a well-recognized and/or respected work.

SJW scum.

>>88719358

Yeah there's precedent for it, I recall.

I'm not sure if "falling in love" is what you'd call her feelings toward him either.

It seems far too clean cut to describe something in NGE.

>>88719895
>Ugh

Leave

>>88719938

What's up with you, niggapotomus.

>>88719951
some people get overly sensitive over SJW-coopted words.

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>>88719748
>Wilis worried not enough gay,

well done

>>88719297
He talking about Shinji's boyfriend?

>>88719358
>>88719918
yeah, the whole reason shinji has a better sync ratio is because he's more of a pushover and willing to just let his mother do everything. Asuka is too competitive to surpass him until EoE when she realizes just who Eva 02 is.

and Asuka never liked Shinji. She was briefly attracted to the 'ace pilot' persona he had begun to put forward during the action arc but she quickly lost interest when it became obvious Shini was too much of a coward to make a move.

and after she got raped she realized the only reason Shinji even gave a shit about how she was feeling was because he found her easier to emotionally leach off when she was full self-confidence

how long until the school realizes becky is squatting in the dorms?

>>88721474
at least a semester, since that's how long Willis squatted in his dorm

>>88719297
Man and just when I thought he couldn't go even more full retard.

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>>88719297
>Was about to post this in a /a/ thread to see what people think
>computer blue-screened when I pasted it
spooky

I hate this comic.

>>88721766
I really fucking do.

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>>88721782
We are not worthy of your friend's dank memes.
I'm sure /tv/ would love them, however.

been awhile. Anyone got any requests?

>>88722042
Record Ryan saying 'Billy Scranner'

>>88722053
...what?

>>88722077
Pyro meme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo2kmx7dX8w

>>88722094
this seems like a really, REALLY forced meme.

I base this claim partly on the fact the people in the video are saying 'I'm going to make this a meme.'

>>88722161
That's part of the joke.

>>88722179
your continuing of a painfully unfunny forced meme and requesting it be voiced by someone other than the people attempting to force the meme is part of the joke?

>>88722190
I mean, Pyro got colossaliscrazy to say it.
https://youtu.be/wbZgJCCG700?t=317

>>88722198
I don't know who either of those people are.

and it still seems forced, despite 2 no-name overwatch players saying it.

>>88722208
You're taking VA-requests in a General thread for a webcomic that nobody likes.
You can't exactly be one to judge.

>>88722222
True, but your request has absolutely nothing to do WITH said general.

>>88722261
It's not like anyone else has a better request.

>>88722269
nothing is still better than your painfully unfunny forced meme.
this thread is for an inane, offensively bad comic nobody likes, not shitty overwatch forced memes.

I'm not in the overwatch general for a reason.

>>88722288
It's not an overwatch meme, it's a Pyrocynical meme.
that makes it worse

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I found a website with a bunch of art related to It's Walky (both fan art and official art)
http://itsfanart.com/gallery3/index.php/walky

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>>88722328
>Willis was a fucking weeb back in 2001

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>>88722328
>IW! Adult Art

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>>88722328
holy fuck

>>88722350
true story i jacked off to the official nudes of Sal many many years ago as a teenager because i saw them somewhere
i didnt even read the comic
i had low standards

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>>88722428
People have jacked off to worse things, anon.

Only here for the porn. Where is it? Didn't a new comic come out?

>>88722557
>Only here for the porn
http://itsfanart.com/gallery3/index.php/walky/walky_adult

>>88722571
It's nice to see their older designs.

>>88722042
The current Patreon strip.

>>88725417
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xZqEbg0QyJ

I relate so much to robin right now. I was laying in bed trying to fall asleep when I saw the request.

I should really get around to posting all my recent posts in my mediafire folder.

If there's any more requests, I'll do them when I wake up.
I went ahead and updated my folder.
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/pi3rlni1v293g/DoA_and_Shortpacked

If you have any non-DoA requests, you can request them on my tumblr at
http://tomothecanadiancomrade.tumblr.com/

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>>88725871
forgot pic.

>>88717623
>Nah it's a call back to the nickname Robin had for Leslie back in SP!
That's what I meant by all the time, it's the first time in this series.

What I mean is that instead of it being a weird endearing thing like in Shortpacked (which is pretty fucked up in retrospect, but it wasn't a serious series), it's now Robin referring to one of "her minorities" like Trump refers to his.

Basically, I bet Willis was excited that Trump said that line so he could fit the call back in with his analogue.

>>88726126
Or you're reading too much into it.

It's Willis. He revels in wallowing in his own artistic history.

>>88726126
>>88726218
It's awkwardly used. It'd make more sense after this plotline has finished, or if Robin knew the depth of Leslie's crush on her.

>>88722328
>TFW Sexy Fanart of Willis's shittier designs are actually better than official sexy art.

>>88726388
Lets not go that far, most of the fanart is early 90s DA tier.

>>88726556
>most of the fanart is early 90s DA tier
and he's saying that's it's better than his current official sexy art.
You're a bit slow to the draw, aren't ya'?

>>88726873
I know, I'm disagreeing with that assessment.

>>88719151
then how do you know who it features?

>>88726935
Because he probably pays for a Slipshine subscription?
>>88726933
k

>>88726556
A lot of it, yeah, but at least they're not making absurd perspective mistakes like Willis has been doing for the past two months. They're staying inside what they're more-or-less competent with instead of trying to do shit that they're simply not qualified for.

>>88726935
Willis advertises who got whored out to Slipshine most recently. That way he has justification to keep pushing shit on his audience to get more money.

>>88727016
I think it's more telling that Willis is a professional cartoonist and has been for a long ass time yet his work is only favorably comparable to amateurs.

I can't believe I just read through all that Joyce and Walky shit that someone posted

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>>88727200
I posted that. Sorry if it's bad

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Next whacky strip for yo guys!

>>88722328

Wuh... how have I never found this...

I mean, like 99% of it is utter shit but still.

>>88718774
>In which all the characters speak with such a vocabulary that I cannot even picture how they would sound, spoken by a person naturally because i've yet to meet anyone with these speech patterns or vernacular.
VA Anon, wanna give it a shot?

>>88721572
He had a full year of college, then squatted for a full year.

>>88728200
He already did: >>88725812

>>88728251
Oh, sorry, I forgot that was the Patreon strip!

Anyway, here's free stuff:

---Pornographiques---
Walkyface (Walky Performs a Sex)
https://sli.mg/a/OpAn4s
Walkyface on roz (My Lesbian/Once We Hit 88MpH We're Gonna See Some Serious Clit)
https://sli.mg/a/yARBCg
Mask (Mask or No Mask?)
https://sli.mg/a/lJGjvn
Mike and Amber are terrible parents (The Most Epic of Hatefucks)
https://sli.mg/a/om4Xfh
Sal fucks her way to A (Head of the Class)
https://sli.mg/a/yV028q
Lesbians featuring speed lines (Finally)
https://sli.mg/a/Uwz6hW
Ropelingus (To the End of the Line)
https://sli.mg/a/zQiRaN
That one with the dick frotting and a batman reference (Tales of Sinterest)
https://sli.mg/a/gIzMX2

---Pinups---
Dorothy/Walky
http://sli.mg/a/RADWNf
Ethan
Sarah
Amber/Danny
http://sli.mg/4iagTF
Marcie
http://sli.mg/apktEi
Grace/Mandy
https://sli.mg/efTFT1
Mary
http://sli.mg/61SJKj
Exploitable Mary
https://sli.mg/a/8WPQhH
Mike
http://sli.mg/etD55l
Free Pinups
http://itswalky.deviantart.com/gallery/37947681/Pin-Up-Week

---“Joyce and Walky” Dump---
http://pastebin.com/5MwZPhsE

>>88727682

...did you change your font into an uglier font?

>>88727682

Fix your line weight. Learn anatomy. Learn to colour and shade. Use spell-check.

>>88727682
Nnnnnnnnnnnnot a huge fan of the new font. You checked out Blambot?

>>88728903
>>88729667
alright, ill try out a different font.

im using a new computer and drawing program so theres a few things that wont look so pretty for a few comics.

How popular does something have to be to get it's own art booru?

>>88730575
Please don't make a /doag/booru.

The regular /co/booru already collects most of the fanart, and I believe Minifig collects the edits

>>88730575
>>88730623
I was about to say, the fanart should go to the /co/ booru.

Does anyone have those collages of Willis' art over time that someone posted in a previous thread?

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>>88730623
There's a tumblr where (I think) there's all of them - I just save the ones I like, and post them to bump the thread or get things at least vaguely on-topic

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>>88732196
>pfft, stakes
pretty accurate

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Joyce through the years

AKA: Joyce's descent into becoming a shortstack.

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>>88732684
Walky through the years

AKA: Walky slowly loses originality

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Robin through the years

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>>88732747
Ruth throught the years

AKA: Willis briefly gives Ruth happiness only to abruptly take it away.

>>88732757
AKA: Willis could only choose one pose for 5 consecutive years.

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>>88732781
Dina through the years

>>88732684
>>88732747
>>88732757
>>88732781
>>88732847
Is it just me, or do the ears seem to be sticking out for all of them?

>>88732684
>>88732747
>>88732757
>>88732781
>>88732847

It seems like all of them peaked in 2003.

>>88733112
It differs for me.
>Joyce
August 2008, although I like the 2000 purple pants
>Walky
August 2003
>Robin
July 2013
>Ruth
Can't decide between 2002 and 2007
>Dina
August 2002

>>88732847
That first one just looks like Mary cosplaying her favourite archeology anime's love interest.

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>>88722350
>Just finished uploading all the Adult art to Rule34
>Total for It's Walky is now higher than DoA

>>88732684
>Joyce's descent into becoming a shortstack.
What year did Willis meet his wife?

>>88733112
>It seems like all of them peaked in 2003.
What year did Willis drop out of college?

>>88735461
>What year did Willis meet his wife?
2004, I think.
>What year did Willis drop out of college?
1999

>>88733112
>It seems like all of them peaked in 2003.

So did Willis's storytelling, because that was around the end of It's Walky.

>>88736222
Actually, I still thought there was some good stuff in Joyce and Walky.

>>88728200
I think I managed it already, my friend.

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>>88719451
Was it after this she went full Amazi-Girl? Trying to remember the timeframe when she started doing her thing.

>>88738053
It's before she up and punched her father in the face, if it helps.

So I'd say it's before she went "Full Amazi-Girl", though I also don't really understand that that means.

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>>88732684
>>88732747
>>88732757
>>88732781

May as well add the obligitory Amber.

>In which Amber's hair and core persona change around 2008 or so.

>>88738131
It always entertains me how Amber's hair gets more and more round after 2008 onward.

>>88738098
Basically trying to figure out if her meltdown with Ethan was before or after Amazi-Girl's first appearance.

If it was before her fight with her dad, apparently she's been wearing the cape and mask for a while. Especially given >>88719185 this.

>>88738216
Oh, yeah, Amazi-Girl was introduced in the first DoA day after saving Danny from being mugged.
She's been doing the shtick for a while now.

>>88717402

NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT, WILLIS.

>>88718936

Willis can't even do being a decent, well adjusted human being

>>88718245

>That's the root of a lot of Willis' pacing issues; he can't balance that strip-a-day format with the eventual collection.

The pacing of this scene will be worse in print. There's no time to build tension here. Leslie takes the picture and then instantly deletes it. What's the point? We get it, she's a noble soul who won't give into her impulsive desires, whatever they may be. We've been through this internal conflict with her at least twice already, it's only gotten more banal as the story has progressed.

Willis needed to have her hold onto the picture to build tension. It's obvious he's writing for the 24 hour update cycle and not trade.

>>88735827
Explains why he doesn't seem to know anything about modern dating or modern college.

>>88739259

I think Tumblr and Tumblr-esque people do. It doesn't make it any less retarded though.

>>88722179

It's not a very good joke, then.

>>88739475
A decent person would flee from the cast of DoA.

>>88719297

Did he even watch Evangelion? Shinji is repeatedly shown to be inept when it comes to actual combat, relying on either Misato's guidance, help from the other Evas, or his own Eva going berserk. Ordinarily he's just struggling not to die horribly, and there's no evidence to suggest that he would have fared any better than Asuka in EoE.

>>88741825
>Did he even watch Evangelion?
haha no

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>>88741899
>>88741825
Anime is for nerds like that Christ-bitch, Mary.

>>88741965

>Christ-bitch

Ill happily take Mary over any of those other assholes

>>88741825
>>88741899

He did watch it at some point, I'm sure. In one Halloween strip he had Joyce dress up like Asuka

>>88742106
are you sure he watched it?

are you sure he didn't just see the design somewhere and liked it enough to dress his self-insert/ waifu in it?

>>88742143

That's less likely than him watching it and just not understanding what was going on.

And/or retroactive application of mad SJW logic

>>88742197
yeah, true true

I'm glad we can agree that Willis is just dumb

>>88742197
>>88742239
Hey now, he could have just watched a few episodes, not understand what was going on, then dress up his self-insert waifu as a character.

>>88719895
By wisecracking about a 20+ year old cartoon that's already been deconstructed, re-constructed, then de-deconstructed again.

He's also indifferent at best about Gundam and sentai, because you shouldn't be interested in *those* giant robot franchises, but *his* giant robot franchise instead.

>>88742106
He also named a DOA arc after one of the episodes (or something from it, don't remember)

>>88742683
A lyric from one of the songs on the soundtrack.

>>88742683
"It All Returns To Nothing".

I believe that was the DoA day/chapter that featured the beginning of Carla and Mary's feud.

>>88742793

Nah, that was "Perfect Girl"

>>88742106
>>88742683
I bet he was way into it, but turned against it because (in his mind) it's anime and therefore misogynist.

Transformers doesn't count, cause reasons.

>>88742788
>A lyric from one of the songs on the soundtrack.
Yeah, he was in deep.

>>88742872
He did several songs from "Wicked," that being one of them.

http://itswalky.deviantart.com/art/Dumbing-of-Age-Peek-326179258?q=itswalky%2F26416676&qo=29

This shows willis knows how to draw pubes. He's just retarded.

>>88717493
Top kek. Genuine laughter out of me, there.

>>88743241
He only decided to do the head hair on genitals "gag" after the Dorothy and Walky porno.

>>88743241
>we either get dog with mange hair or mini-haircut style pubes out of Willis

JUST LOOK DOWN FUCKER, YOU HAVE A PENIS

>>88743338
>implying

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>>88743000
>He did several songs from "Wicked,"
There was a guy in my school who was obsessed with musicals, especially "Wicked".
He became a transgender woman

>>88743309
It'd be a great gag if he restricted it to the characters with unique hairstyles: Mike, Becky, and Dina.

>>88743338
Obviously Willis has sparse pubes.

Anybody have the Slipshine yet?
Or the Tomorrow's Strip?

>>88743497
He copped out on Sal and Mary by shaving them. Can't remember what he ended up doing with Jason's.

>>88743503
Patranon's dead, bro.

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How do we summon the patreanon?

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>>88745790
Post cute pictures?

Is he gonna do a proper Joyce pin up at some point or not? Feels like Joyce is the only character he won't do any sexy art of.

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>>88745801

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>>88745809
If Sexy Joyce is what you want, i'm sure there are some pics on R34.

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>>88745824
There you go.

>>88745825
It doesn't count if I don't feel Willis' guilt coming through.

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>>88745835
>It doesn't count if I don't feel Willis' guilt coming through.
That's a weird fetish.

>>88745835
I've got some stuff done by Willis' wife, if that counts.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/745536#search=it%27s_walky
Otherwise, the best I can find is anti-joyce
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/88616#search=it%27s_walky

>>88745857
why does walky have breasts?

>>88745926
Pretty sure he just has burger nips.

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>>88745790
You make offerings with Angry Joyce

OH PATREANON I SUMMON THEE

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>>88746200

>>88745824
>that diametric-opposition-to-thinness

You're good people, artist and guy-who-posted it.

>>88743241
This actually pisses me off way more than it should. Not the picture, I didn't even bother looking at it, but the caption describing it. "Walky weenus"

WEENUS.

First, this word already means something. It describes the loose skin on your elbow.

"But anon, you fucking nitpicker," you say. "What if Willis doesn't know that? It's not a word in common usage and he has a history of using retarded baby-talk in the most inappropriate descriptions, such as 'barfy and ass-barfy'?"

That's all true. However, Willis tried to be funny like this before. It was one of his more infamous Shortpacked strips - the one where the strawman complains about MLP ads in Transformers comic, and the punchline is that he's transphobic. The final panel has a newspaper that reads 'Dingus cuts off own weenus'. Several people with an actual knowledge of anatomy posted in the comments, legitimately confused as to why the character was flaying his own elbows, as it made no sense. Willis even addressed some of the commentators directly.

That's what grinds my gears. It's not the ignorance. It's the dedication to it.

>>88744966
Is this a meme, or did something actually happen to the guy? 2016 killed a lot of people, I'm ready to believe.

>>88742034
Indeed.

>>88747274
joke.

any time a patreanon doesn't post the new comic, he's dead.

>>88746208
> When you're so angry your nipples pop out

>>88728312
Any word on the new one yet?

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>In which the internet cred Willis has been building up starts paying off.

Yes, it's Comic Alliance, and yes he was 2nd place, but it shows how his marketing and promoting is paying off. Plus, he beat out Oh Joy Sex Toy

>>88748936
I think this is the first time I've ever been legitimately angry over something involving Willis.

>>88748936
>>88749352
It's ComicsAlliance. The site itself is a black hole; Andy Khouri used to work there, and now he edits some of the best books at DC. The only way to win is not to partake.

>>88749629
Yeah, I think I have seen a total of 2 articles on that site that I have given a crap about.

>>88749629
It's not the award so much as the actual blurb they gave for his entry.

>>88750232
Which was?

>>88750249
>His cartooning skills are much like his writing: masterfully crafted, and able to pivot from goofy to tragic on a dime. Best of all, his racially and ideologically diverse cast proves that a varied world full of differing points of view can create for propulsive worldbuilding and storytelling.

>>88750273
Literally none of those things are true.

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>>88750273
Jesus fuck.

>>88750273
>His cartooning skills are much like his writing: horribly thrown together, and jump for no reason from goofy to tragic on a dime. Worst of all, his racially and ideologically diverse cast proves that Willis knows nothing of a varied world full of differing points of view because he's too busy using his characters as a soap box to push his ideology.
Ftfy

>>88750273
>His cartooning skills are much like his writing
I agree, they are terrible.

>>88750273
>masterfully crafted
lel

>>88750273
>and able to pivot from goofy to tragic on a dime
Well, he does do that, so technically it *is* able, but that doesn't mean it's good? It's like giving someone props for being bi-polar. "Every interaction is like a new frightening surprise." -Roeper (Sorry to all my bi-polar peeps)

>>88750273
>Best of all
I can't imagine what you'd follow this up with.

>>88750273
>his racially and ideologically diverse cast proves that a varied world full of differing points of view can create for propulsive worldbuilding and storytelling.
I'm really glad Willis proved this, I'm so tired of every other piece of media having people who are exactly the same and agree on everything.

>>88750273

>his... ideologically diverse cast

IDEOLOGICALLY diverse? The only person with real ideological diversity is Mary and she's fucking Satan. Everyone else is either "SJW with an addendum" or "budding SJW with addendums".

>>88750551
This is a list of characters I like regardless of there view points:
>Sarah
She's standoffish and an asshole, but she knows that's fucking up her chances at meaningful relationships. I'd love for her arc to be more that (I can't been nice Cuz it's not me).
>Joyce
A homegrown Christian girl whose having her values and faith questioned in a new world full of diverse viewpoints
>Joe
Joe is normal and that's all I need. He's a breath of fresh air in this sjw propaganda webcomic
>Dorthy
She's interesting when she's not tangled in bullshit. She's trying to have a successful career and it's at odds with her social life
>Mary
Foil to Joyce but doesn't take bullshit. She's very manipulative and stands with her faith 100%. However she will compromise if it's something she wants or believes is right.

That's pretty much it. Everyone else is whiny, annoying, defined by their sexuality, an asshole, or pointless. Worst character in the whole this is a Tie between Becky and Amber. Becky hasn't had any character development except early on when she was defined as a Lesbian. I think she's saying she a lesbian because it gives her attention in a sjw lgbt focused world. I wish the story with her and Joyce had real pay off, but it wont. Amber is a psychologically disturbed girl. She turns her rage and insecurities into a Superhero personality that she herself believes is a different person and separate from her. This has cause her closest relationships to fail and she lashes out in very violent ways. As much as she sees herself as her mother, she is her father.

>>88738131

>the glasses go from looking like glasses to looking like alien eyes

Why, Willis, why?

>>88750273
Christ, that last sentence.

>>88751421
Hi, Belgian

>>88751421
Well if we're going down that road I guess my list of chracters I like would be.
>Joyce
She's cute and a bit curvy and despite all the shit that happens to her she manages to stay likeable (although her baby talk gets annoying)
>Marcy & Malaya
Both purely for boner reasons. Also I kinda like skater girls. Marcy's a radical shortstack and malaya is a petite brown asian with a bad attitude. As bad as Willy is at porn I'd have to read it out of principal.
>Sierra
Cute, nice, brown, doesn't start trouble and isn't a shitty person. Definitely my type.
>Mike
Simply because he hasn't appeared enough to be ruined.
Most other Willis characters slowly got worse or got ruined recently
>Walky
Used to find his childishness charming and fun but Willis clearly doesn't know what to do with him and every storyline with him is an eyeroll. Also fuck Willis and his dumb racism subplot. He clearly doesn't understand how much SHIT half black people get.
>Billie
Chubby, Bespectacled, Flexible, and the biggest chest of the main cast, a little bitchy but not overly so. But the whole storyline with Ruth is actually the worst thing ever and now I hate everything out of her fat mouth.
>Carla
Had Carla just remained an asshole for fun and not a fucking martyr, I would've at least thought she was fine. What can I say, I like characters that know they're assholes and don't really care.
>Robin and Leslie:
Used to like 'em in shortpacked. It makes almost no reason for them to get together now but whatever. Maaaaybe it'll be cute?

Basically half of the characters are enjoyable because they're fappable and the other half were actually kinda fun, but Willis' poor writing skills fucking makes you dislike goddamn everyone and even likeable people become complete asshats when the narative calls for it.

>>88751421
>I think she's saying she a lesbian because it gives her attention in a sjw lgbt focused world

When I first read the Becky arc I honestly thought it was going to turn out that Becky wasn't actually a lesbian but was trying so hard to get away from anything resembling her home life that she went to the opposite extreme and convinced herself she was a lesbian.

>>88752076
That would be an interesting direction to take.
It gets to a point that she cries after having sex with Dina because she faked every minute of it.

Honestly, Becky is almost being written like a college lesbian, right down to reminding everybody that she's a lesbian.

>>88752076
I actually think that's still a possibility.

>>88752144
Willis said it would be 2058 or so before Dina will be ready to have sex.

>>88752076
>>88752144
>>88752173
I don't know, "fake lesbian" seems far more like a Billie plot. I think it'd be better served for Becky to have repressed it for so long that when she finally starts expressing her sexuality she's dismayed at the normality of it and is deeply disappointed and almost resentful that it's not some huge, cathartic, life-affirming moment.

>>88752173
Honestly, Dina suddenly reaching an epiphany about sex is more likely than what Leslie's been doing. It's just that it takes a bit of nuance about sexual attraction and enjoyment and such to write something like that, and Willis's grasp on the mental aspects of sex is...limited.

Now that I think about it, his whole 'Ruth=Sub, Billie=Dom' thing in their slipshine should be an insult to anyone who didn't learn about BDSM from Rihanna or 50 Shades of Grey.

>>88752338
>>88752173

It's funny how one of Dina's main sticking points in her interactions with her peers is her dislike of being infantilized, but Willis himself is committed to infantilizing her and his fans are okay with that.

It's one thing to say that the character wouldn't want to immediately start having sex, but at some point you're going to need a concrete reason as to why they're not wanting to have sex in a committed relationship. I wouldn't put it past Willis to suddenly reveal Dina as asexual and ignore the relationship issues that would logically spring from that situation though.

Speaking of Slipshine, it's been four days and nobody's posted it. We've been slacking.

>>88752699
Watch him treat Dina being asexual as something important and unique to her, despite Carla being asexual herself.

>>88752699
Never mind the fact that making Dina a short, sexless, socially awkward Japanese nerd is basically every highschool Asian cliche on one character. The only thing she's missing is a green belt in judo or something.

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Hey look, the British guy that Sal fucked returns in March.

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>>88752173

>Willis said it would be 2058 or so before Dina will be ready to have sex.

Yeah well, he says alot of stuff, the flip-flopping bastard. He'd be more than willing to pimp Dina out if he thought it'd get him cash for Optimus Prime Ultra Edition 2015 With the Factory Defect That Makes Him Anatomically Correct.

>>88752699
Willis is hilariously ironic about that sometimes

Ethan: "I'm dating this clueless Christian girl because I don't want being gay to be the only important thing in my life"
Willis: -proceeds to make every Ethan subplot center around his sexuality for 6 years straight-

>>88752783
If Dina was asexual you could contrast her and Carla based on how they express it. Dina is fine with relationships, romance, and kissing (and might even be the type to engage in sexual activity without reciprocation by her partner) whereas Carla seems highly disinterested in any of that.

>>88752853
There's a list of Holy Grails on the TFWiki.
Think Willis would give up his convictions if promised one of those Grails?

>>88752857
I wonder if it's less about personality and development to Willis and more about who's hooking up with whom.

Like, it really is starting to feel like stories that don't directly involve characters making kissy faces at or with each other are pushed by the wayside. Note how swiftly Becky's job hunt was concluded, compared to how long the plot of her trying to get Dina to take off her hat was focused upon.

>>88752853
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that version of Dina in her late 20s/early 30s?

>>88752857
Your first example makes your point on its own. Ethan has never had a plot that doesn't revolve around his sexuality.

>>88752932

>Think Willis would give up his convictions if promised one of those Grails?

Are you implying he doesn't own all of them? If there's a Holy Grail on TFWiki it's probably because he found it and made the page about it.

But yeah, I doubt he has the integrity not to go back on what he says or revise his word. If he didn't go back on "no rehashing relationships" because Slipshine wanted another porno between Leslie and Robin, I'd be surprised.

>>88752932
From a narrative perspective job hunting is very passive. He could have made it more active by Becky attending a job fair or something, but ultimately unless you wanted the entire strip to be about Becky and her personal life and feelings there is only so much you can do with a job hunting plot.

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>>88752992

She should be around the same age as in DoA, I think. Thereabouts.

>>88753026
Nope, they're actual Holy Grails. Lost or missing Transformers memorabilia.

http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Main_Page
>Information on the Transformers presentation at Vancouver's Expo '86
>Optimus vs. Malignus cardart
>Beast Wars Neo subtitled completely
>Kiss Players radio play translations
>Famicom How-to Manga: Transformers: Mystery of Convoy from December, 1986 issue of Comic Bom Bom.
>Photos of the Hot Rod Go-Cart prize from the 1986 "Decipher the Decepticon" contest
>Stephen Keener
>Japanese Transformers Telephone audio adventures.
>The art for "The Love Bug".
>The clip shows added in Fight! Super Robot Lifeform Transformers.
>The identity of the Unknown Generation 1 animation studios.

>>88753046
He could have given her more of a challenge than filling out job applications. Maybe have her in an interview? Like you say, a job fair could be an answer as well.

Like, her Galasso's job was literally dropped in her lap. That's not how ANYTHING works in real life, no matter how lax the business is.

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>>88753080

>Transformers fans

>Fans in General

>>88753046
If that means 'digging far enough into Becky's psyche that we find something besides 'I'm A Lebsian' printed a thousand times', then I'd buy it.

Or 'Becky goes through a bunch of interviews, fucks up most of them because of her Beckyness, and finally manages to channel her Beckyness into seeming like an enthusiastic employee rather than an annoyance and gets hired'

Or 'Becky gets accepted to two jobs, but one pays poorly and the other one has a low-key homophobe as her boss/manager, and she has to decide whether being honest about herself and her relationship is worth being little more than broke'

>>88753119
>oh no! i have nowhere to live!
well, billie says you can have her room.
>oh no! i wish i had a girlfriend!
well, dina is gay or bi or something, so she'll happily sit in your shadow
>oh no! my dad is here to take me away!
well, every member of the cast is going to leap to your rescue, and just for good measure, daddy will fire a loaded weapon in the middle of a campus quad in broad daylight.
>oh no! i need a job to make money!
well, you'll spend half a day filling out applications, only to watch somebody get fired in front of your table so you can take her job

good job willis. great character you made there

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>>88753180
I wish I had a list of everything wrong with the TFWiki staff that I could have posted in that other thread.

>>88753239
Yeah, there you go. You forgot about how the laws of physics bent over backwards to help Becky, as well as her own body protecting her from any physical injuries resulting from a rollover that threw her father out of his car.
Also, there was the whole thing about breaking into her house.
Everything in Becky's life has been thrown in her lap as if Willis wants to be remembered for giving the first person to give a lesbian a happy ending.

Because, you know, the 1985 film "Desert Hearts" doesn't exist.

>>88752262
Also, in a college campus where 2/3 of the students are some flavor of LBGT, being a lesbian is honestly not too dramatic a thing. Like how she was trying to freak the mundanes at Chik Fil A and the staff was like "We don't care?"

>>88753078
Going by the Walkypedia and assuming that It's Walky used a current date timeline, Dina was 19 at her first appearance. However, her education background in IW would indicate she'd have to be in her mid-to-late twenties.

>>88753305
i didn't forget them so much as gloss over them for their obscenely inexcusable egregiousness. if i brought the physical problems into that post, i might as well draw up a thesis paper instead

>>88752823
>In which Walky, with his grades falling, tries to sleep with professors for Extra Credit too.

>>88732684

Based on this chart, Willis contracted his faggotry in either 2009 or 2010.

>>88753367
I can only imagine how Willis would react to a thesis criticizing DoA.
>some bongo wrote a 30 page thesis attacking dumbing of age
>
>because apparently i deserve it

>you know what i deserve more
>
>this bottle of scotch

>sent my wife to get more scotch
>
>thank god for autocorrect

>oh god i cant see

>@Anon This is David's wife, you caused a blackout. I have your information and have called the police to report the assault.

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>>88753503
I'm not sure Willis is as quick to drink as jeph jacques.

>>88753597

He was flushing down the whiskey during Election Night

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>>88752076

>>88753597
I've seen a few comments on Twitter. I think he might be some kind of alcoholic.

And remember, that's what aspect of Willis that Ruth AND Billie represent. So apparently when Willis is drunk he has sex that looks painful, and when he's sober he punches Christian youth in the face.

>>88753632
Well I hope he hasn't stabbed his hand with a knife.

>>88753503
>inconsistent theming
>villains constantly defeated by their own incompetence
>unrealistic shifts in universal laws/physics to suit the joke/drama
>seemingly robust characters with homogeneous beliefs
>bizarre absence of any authority chain on the campus
>frequent use of tokenism as a substitute for real diversity

oh fuck, i could probably do this, but the effort would cost me my relationships with my loved ones

Quick! Everyone think up a plot for Ethan that doesn't revolve around his sexuality! For extra credit think up a plot for Jacob where he's an active participant and doesn't involve Sarah or Raidah.

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>>88753718
You should do it as a Google Doc so we can all work on it.

which should I draw, Original Mary or Purple Pants Joyce

>>88753764
Purple Pants Joyce, please.

>>88753723
Ethan and Jacob have to deal with a nasty smell in their room. They soon discover that the smell is coming from their vents. Tracing the vents, they find that the smell is coming from a garbage disposal outside of their dorm. They petition the dorm manager to have the disposal moved.

>>88753723
Ethan gets a job at a toy store but its managed by that fat neckbeard Strawman Guy and they get into an escalating feud over dumb shit, but in a self-aware ironic way and not a sincere Willis autism way

Jacob and Piccolo get their drivers licenses

>>88753764
Mary in purple spandex pants.

>>88753812
>Piccolo
http://walkypedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Search?query=Piccolo
Do you mean someone else?

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>>88753821
>>88753764
Mary dressed as SEMME Joyce.

>>88753723

>Everyone think up a plot for Ethan that doesn't revolve around his sexuality!

Somebody had an idea a thread or two back, I think...

>Ethan obsessed with Transformers
>Starts hoarding them in his dorm
>His dorm is much less equipped to handle a large collection than his room, especially one he shares
>Causes tension between he and his roommate
>He's in denial and his roommate is getting fed up with 5 new Transformers appearing on their shelves every time he gets back from class

Then again, hoarding Transformers is a perfectly harmless hobby and not accepting it is a sign of intolerance.

>>88753885
Oh, like we need another straight retread of a Shortpacked element.

>>88750273
The "enough story arcs and long-term plotting to rival Chris Claremont" bit was amusing too. Especially since a lot of the long game stuff was retroactively declared after the fact, complete with pointing out the Subtle Hints.

>>88753917
>Jacob starts quietly selling the toys as Ethan fills the room more and more.

>>88753828
Nah, it'll be the new iteration of Ninja Rick, except instead of being raised by Fist of the North Star videos he'll have been raised on Dragonball Z dvds.

>>88753917

He said one that didn't involve sexuality, not one that hasn't happened before.

Besides, this whole strip is a retread of elements he's already written about:

>Joyce has to reconcile her faith with reality
>Amber has daddy issues and issues in general
>Robin is straight-but-not-really and Leslie wants her taco, paco
>Billie and Ruth are an alcohol

>>88754022
>Implying he wouldn't be raised on Jojo DVDs

>>88754022
God, I suddenly miss Ninja Rick.

Shortpacked was stupid, but at least it reveled in its stupidity instead of acting like it's brilliance

>>88752783
>Slipshine
I'll check if my degenerate gf still has an account.

>>88753723
ethan bumps into jacob at a meeting of the campus improv club. jacob makes a non-meathead friend and ethan starts coming out of his shell socially

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>>88753858
>>88753821
too late!

Color incoming

>>88753650
>>88754160
...do my eyes deceive me? Do we actually have another artist here? Do they draw lewds?

>>88754160
Adorable.

>>88754104
Considering how many weirdos you get in a college dorm, much less a campus, you'd think he'd at least appear in the background.

>>88754472
Willis has said that anyone from the original comics who were based on people he knew in real life (like Ninja Rick, Hooper, etc) wouldn't be making an appearance in DoA.

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>>88754160
I'm assuming these are like yoga pants or something, they seem form-fitting to an uncomfortable degree. And hiked up to her armpits, practically

>>88754556
Willis says lots of things.

I kinda want to know what the real life Ninja Rick is like.

>>88754585
Here's the guy's website.
http://www.cougaraphics.com/

>>88754236
I do not do lewds, sorry.

>>88754633
It's like I'm really back in 2002!

>>88754648
What about fetish stuff that isn't exactly lewd but is still weird?
I'm referring to hourglass expansion

>>88754648
Fair enough. I was just wondering because most of our resident artists do lewds in some capcity

You draw nice stuff

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>>88754581
Not that there's anything wrong with yoga pants, of course.

>>88754687
You ain't seen nothin' yet.
walkerton.tripod.com

>>88754695
Maybe for money, or an art trade or something

>>88754836
Interesting.
Got a tumblr/deviantart?

>>88754695
I was wondering where you went when you stopped requesting Mary on /aco/

>>88754898
Sorry, man.
I've got a weird taste.

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>>88754703

Nope, nothing wrong with them in general, just the ones that say JUICY.

Anyone that wears those go right into the "kill" bin next to "marry" and "fuck".

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>>88754857
veryimportantsparkles dot tumblr

here's Original Mary vs. Modern Mary

>>88754118
Fingers crossed for you, good buddy.

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>>88755549
Found the Hannelore

>>88755549
But what if it's an ironic term like "pants" or "flat" or "Mary"?

>Mary out of pants
>forced to wear yoga pants that say GOD on the butt
>Carla takes notice
>starts smacking Mary's butt while zooming up and down the halls
>"I've always wanted to slap God, and now's my chance!"

>>88755612
Added.
Thanks for the link.

>>88755914
I wonder why DoA doesn't have a Hannelore.

Unless that's what Becky is supposed to be.

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>>88755612
Your webcomic looks cool.
http://laserwing.tumblr.com/

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>>88750273

>>88753885
Can Ethan afford to hoard TF merch without sucking the dicks of old men? If not, that could be a plot.

>>88755967
thanks!

>>88753723
Ethan's got a new project in his class (I have no clue what Ethan is taking), and has to work with a new character. They don't get along, and he goes to Jacob for advice after they work a bit in Ethan's room and he witnesses the person's attitude in person.

Ethan makes it his mission to impress this person and make them his friend, and decides to recruit Jacob and Raidah to go out with them to show how fun he is (because all Amber does is belittle him, and because Mike is Mike).

Doesn't really matter if it works out in the end, but the point is just getting more of Ethan's life and introducing a new character. Like I said I dunno Ethan's major, but I'd make it a drama class (or club) thing, and then you have the idea of wanting good chemistry driving Ethan's desire to get along.

>>88756634
Do we know the majors of any character?

Similarly, what do we know about some characters that we don't know about other characters? For example, we know about Joyce's and Roz's siblings. But do we know if Walky or Dorothy have siblings? It may be trivial, but it makes you wonder how much of his characters that Willis has fleshed out.

>>88756778
Joyce is in Education I think. Some career that would contribute nicely to being a Christian homemaker. Walky's a Communications major, because lol, communications majors. Sarah's prelaw, Dorothy's some poli-sci thing, Billie's Journalism, Amber's compsci, Carla's into Engineering shit, and Mary's possibly an art major.

considering that these are largely freshman, it's likely that a few of them haven't figured out what they're majoring in, but let's be honest, the real explanation is that Willis is too lazy to draw multiple classrooms and design new background characters.

Also
>But do we know if Walky or Dorothy have siblings?

Sal, you idiot.

>>88756778
>Do we know the majors of any character?
Yeah
Joyce - Childhood education or something like that for home schooling
Dorothy - PoliSci
Walky - Communications
Billie - Journalism
Sarah - Pre-Law (along with Raidah for sure. Jacob I think as well but I don't remember how explicit that was)
Dina - Archaeology?
Amber - CompSci
Danny CompSci
Sal - no clue, although she's taking the hardest level of maths. along with Mike, Walky (who has said his major doesn't require it), Billie (who I can't imagine needing it for hers) and Joyce (ditto)
Mary - I think it's Art >>88741965, but I dunno the specifics.

I think the list of those we have no idea on is MIke, Ethan, Ruth, Joe and Sal.

>>88756990
Actually, I think Mike's did come up and it's like the Social Worker's degree. As a big joke.

>>88755962
I think Dina more or less qualifies, desu

>>88722342

Learn to draw manga!

Just now realising his art is the highest form of "I learned to draw symbolic art from a book written by a guy who never heard of manga but didn't let that stop him"

>>88756634
Oh god, I just realized that Mike and Amber are basically his only close friends. Why does Willis treat his only gay character so poorly?!?!?!

>>88757035
>mental disability that's also 'cute'
>usually liked for being adorable
>weird feelings towards sex
>intelligent in a way that's also very inaccessible

Holy shit, you're right. Dina's just a shittier variant on Hannelore

>>88757144

>Holy shit, you're right. Dina's just a shittier variant on Hannelore

Oh, I thought it was going to say sexier...

>>88757309
Hannelore's less shitty in that her aversion to sex and mental issues actually get some exploration, and Jacques actually lets her do shit to counterract her problems, like getting a job and going on a pseudo-date and improving to the point where she can hug people without hyperventilating. But yes, Dina's sexier. Hannelore's cute, but tiny Asians beat lanky blondes for me.

Isn't Joyce more Hannelore-y since she's basically a never sexer and Dina is one scientifically proportioned dinosaur toy away from taking Becky on a one way trip to tuna town?

>>88756906
>Sal, you idiot.
FUCK

Then again, their parents don't even think of Sal as their daughter anymore, so I'm in the clear!

>>88757457
Jacques has honestly had Willis beaten for years upon years when it comes to actual character development and progression.

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>>88757703
Joyce's awkwardness is because of 18-ish years of Christian breeding and being sequestered from anything media more complex than hand puppets. Dina and Hannelore's awkwardness is more because of brain problems, so they match better

>>88757823
There's not much difference between natural brain problems and nurtured brain problems to me. Also Joyce is more OCD than Dina.

>>88757457
And now I want Dina/Hannelore R34.

And now I hate myself.

>>88727682
>>88757755
It doesn't even need the second textbox for the """"joke""""

>>88756990
Dina would more than likely be studying paleontology, which is usually considered a subfield of geology. Willis has made some vague statements about Carla's major which would point to her being an engineering major with a focus on computer hardware.

>>88757823
Kinda makes you wonder what Joyce's brothers were like when they went to college.

>>88757934

I'd say the only good thing about it is the expression in the third panel. but if the joke is "i'm bored wheres annabeth" or "I need idiots in my like, where's annabeth (she's an idiot"

than the first panel can go and the second two are sort of necessary, that fourth panel is some bullshit though, it should be focused on a facial expression like the other three, and panel one is too sloppy looks like she has a beard instead of freckles, but for me at least that third panel is pretty good. worth keeping.

>>88757144
>Why does Willis treat his only gay character so poorly?!?!?!
He has exactly four gay characters, but Ethan is the only male one.

Becky, Daisy, and Leslie are the other 3, and they are also defined by their sexuality. They also don't seem to have many friends.

>>88758927
Nah, Leslie also has her incredibly vague backstory to define her as well.

Man, could you stand if you were on a date with Leslie for some reason, and the first thing out of her mouth is her origin story?
>God, I'm so glad we're out. I really needed to get away.
>You're telling me. I had to pull a double shift at the Steak & Shake after the normal fry cook chickened out.
>Ha, that sounds like hell. Reminds me of my marriage. Well, ex-marriage.
>Oh, you were married?
>Yeah, at seventeen. Then I told my parents I was a lesbian and that I was divorcing my husband, so they disowned me. I had to live at a homeless shelter for a while, but now I'm here.
>...Huh. Wait, what happened between the homeless shelter and here?
>Nothing important.
>...Right.

>>88759161
>So how did you become a professor?
>Oh, I went to school.
>... Is that it?
>Yeah, pretty much.

>>88759242
>How did you pay for it?
>Well, you know how I was homeless?
>Yeah.
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...Oh! Oh, oh wow.

>>88759242
That's pretty much what happens. You go to school, get your doctorate, then start looking for positions.

>>88759161
Humorous dismissal can work well in the right situation.

>>88758927
Daisy's, and until recently Leslie's, position in the strip didn't really warrant deeply connecting them as they weren't focus characters. Becky at least has an excuse, but its weird that Ethan still only has Amber and Mike.

>>88759447
>That's pretty much what happens. You go to school, get your doctorate, then start looking for positions.
But there is so much more than that. When I was getting my undergrad, I had a total of 5 different majors, played in a gaming club, had boyfriends, made friends, went to movies, writing books, playing MMOs, etc.

When I was in grad school, I had time for relationship drama, wanting to murder my roommates, teaching classes, tutoring, helping my boyfriend with his homework and writing, grading papers, and D&D 2-3 times a week.

I was in grad school for 2-and-a-half years and still had a full life. I had to turn down invitations sometimes, but I had so much I could do most of the time. If all she did was school, then she's just a very dull person with no social skills at all. The early stages of teaching college students and preparing to move forward in your career are huge, life-changing events. And the decisions that led Leslie to teaching are way more interesting rhan her sob story.

>>88759640
I did have a friend who, by all accounts and her own vigorous testimony, didn't do much besides go to class, do gospel choir and go home and watch TV. But even then, she had the time to goof about.

Unless you're going into one of the super-competitive fields, like med school or law, then you're only slightly more busy than the average undergrad. At least, I hope. Otherwise the next 2-4 years are going to be pretty shitty.

I hope Patreanon returns today. I think the strips for the 30th and/or the 31st are the strips to feature Smiling Mary.

>>88751421
>A homegrown Christian girl whose having her values and faith questioned in a new world full of diverse viewpoints

Diverse viewpoints?

You remember which comic this is, don't you?

>>Joe is normal

The guy's a horndog. And save for Joyce, he really doesn't show much empathy for anyone else. (Like when Danny got dumped, he was ecstatic that it happened earlier than he thought it would)

>>88751448
Remember the default answer

"Because Willis is a retard"

>>88760934
Joe and Danny's relationship is weird, but it's also possible that he simply didn't like Dorothy.

>>88761071
>I tried to bag Dorothy after you dumped her to make you feel better, but she told me to jump in a lake. That hurt my feelings, for as a black American male I cannot swim.

>>88761235
Joe's Mediterranean swarthy, not black.

>>88761235
Joe's Jewish, you mook

>>88761305
>>88761319
>Joe, I thought you were Mediterranean.
>Danny, it's time for a big reveal that's sure to get us nominated for a Webby Award.
>What's a Webb-
>I'm black, Danny. I'm a black Christian.
>You told me you were Jewish.
>Nope! Not anymore!
>...
>...
>Joe, you're gotta be shitting me.
>I'll shit you for as long as it takes until the nominations are announced. And then I'll continue to shit you for three months afterwards thanks to the buffer.

>>88761319
And where is Israel?

>>88761385
You're good people, anon.

>>88759447
>After years I finally have a degree! What can I do with it?
>YOU CAN TEACH
>...and what will my students do when they're done?
>THEY'LL TEACH ALSO

>>88753723

Ethan manages to figue out where many of the posters at the Allspark live, and it turns out several live nearby.

He then finds ways to manipulate a few members of the cast into carrying out his vengeance against them for him.

>>88761475
For a moment, I thought you were talking about the cast of Transformers.
Because I can honestly see Willis conveniently scheduling a BotCon to come to Indiana just in time for Ethan to intimidate a bunch of forum posters he disagrees with.