Why doesn't anyone talk about how she trapped Luke

>>88669307
Black men aren't trapped by babbies

>>88669307
Because Black Wives Matter.

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>>88669307
But Luke was the one that trapped a baby inside of her first.

>>88669307
I think Luke trapped her.

>>88669307
So Miles got older in his short run, but she is still a baby? Franklin still fucking around with time I see.

>>88670301
She's old enough to talk now. In Jessica Jones she just said her first words, but in the Power Man and Iron Fist Christmas special she's having full sentences and I think was walking too.

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>Black men
>Trapped by child commitment

>>88670607
it happens

>>88669351
Luke is only as black as the people writing him. So not really.

Truly the white woman is a nefarious creature.

Did she rape him to forcibly impregnate herself?

>>88671418
Tied him down with chains and called him a whole bunch of racial slurs too. The whole thing really made me think.

>>88671463
>>88669307
Sauce? Also who wrote this? White men?

>>88671485
Bendis

>>88671502

Bendis wrote this?

>>88670253
Do you seriously believe anal would get Jessica pregnant? She clearly retrieved the condoms and got herself pregnant with them afterwards.

luke cage and jessica can have a baby and not be too old for superheroing

peter parker can't get a baby or even a wife or else he'll be too old to be a superhero

fucking bullshit. renew your vows proves that peter is better with mj than without

>>88671587
Bendis wrote this.

>>88671609
You mean Bendis? The comic book writer Bendis?

>>88671609
Bendis the comic book writer? As in he writes comics?

>>88671656
>>88671647
The comic book writer Brian Michael Bendis wrote this

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>>88669307
Because she's a woman, she was only doing her job.

>>88669351
This is correct.

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>>88671589
>anal
>condoms

>>88671747
I see you failed sex ed. You have no idea who or what has previously been in there.

>>88671720
>this is correct
The article proved that wrong. What's the Stat on this, is it just absent father's or unmarried parents?

Did you miss the part where he asked her to marry her and got all excited when she said yes? Or asked her if she wanted to keep it when she first told him?

>>88671502
Sounds more like Raimi to me.

>>88672619
It's usually based on the idea that anything other than the nuclear family doesn't count. If you count the actual amount of relative time/money spent with/on their kids they spend quite a bit of time/money raising their children.

>>88669307

Luke seems too good for Jessica, to be honest. And I say that as a mild racist.

>>88669307
>trapped Luke Cage with a baby

In the current book she is trying to keep the child from him and he is butt-raging about it. I don't really think he feels forced at all otherwise he would fuck off and not even care about her

>>88669307
Fuck you, man. Dad Cage is GOAT.

>>88669307
why doesn't anyone talk about how he got her too drunk to consent in his bar and raped her, even though they both admit this was the case in a later issue

>>88669970
But, she's not black.

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>>88671747
Anal have the highest risk for stds.

>>88673527
Can we agree Claire/Luke is the superior ship?

>>88674023
>Not LukeXHarmony

>>88669307
Should've kept going for the ass

>>88671785
ANTS

>>88674118
Not that fucking ditz.

>>88673960
But, you know who could have been a "black wife", Misty freaking Knight.

>I still imagine what her wedding dress and hair would look like. :(

He shouldn't have fucked her if he didn't want the commitment.

>>88670607

He took responsibility. Luke is a man of honor, that's why he went to Latveria and beat down Dr. Doom over $500 that was owed him.

>>88671747
Do you think condoms' only use is preventing pregnancy?

>>88674691
You can find out when she marries captain falcon

>>88674751
Don't you dare wish that into fucking existence.

This couple is fine, Luke is cool and Jessica is a likable bitch.

>>88673557
newfag detected

>>88675654
PHG, pls.

>>88669307
Once Luke drove Mr. Fantastic rocket to Latveria and invaded the Doom castle just because Victor owed him two thousand dollars. Luke is a bro that gives values to commitments

>>88674714
That's going to be a great but for the Netflix show. Luke being morally upstanding about taking his responsibility.

Referring back to his own father and the mistakes he made that give rise to Willis Stryker animosity towards him.

It'll be pretty good.

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>>88671747
>what are UTIs?
>What is hepatitis?
>wanting poo on your dick

>>88676052
and monies

>>88678110
All man needs to work, all man needs to eat

>>88677422
the hell kind of anal are you having if you're getting shit on your dick

>>88678208
The dirty kind, the best kind.

>>88671747
Enjoy you're fucking AIDS

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>>88678208
>It was the type of sex that was utterly raw. In every way that I could imagine. We were so unprepared for the investment of our bodies. The experience had to happen in this moment.
>I know this is a scenario in which people would scoff and be disgusted by actions. Yet many would understand if they were in the same position. We are not always ready for the opportunities that present themselves.
>every fiber of my being told me she had did not have any fiber in her being. I could not ignore the pungent and overwhelming odor. Still, this was my time
>The implicit pleasure that is felt from anal intercourse is indescribable. It is a form of intense bliss and lingering fear.
>There's but a member of you connected to this person as you tread the tightrope that is leisure and disaster. For you are a spastic nerve ending reaction away from destruction.
>It was the filthiest and most enjoyable experience.

>>88669307
Because being a clusterfuck of a person has been expected of Jessica since her conception as a character.

>Hook Danny Rand up with what essentially amounts to Pam Grier with a fucking robot arm

>Hook Luke Cage up with a basic White bitch

Will never not be asspained by that. I would have had him get with Coleen before Jessica. At least he taps Misty's very fine ass in the TV series , but honestly if i created Luke Cage that would have been his end game.

>>88671747
So you like having shit chips in your urethra?

>>88669307
If only Jessica looked more like her live action counterpart

Did they explain why Jessica is back to being an alcoholic sleeping in gutters again yet?

>>88681246
Synergy?

>>88671720
That article. What the fuck are they gonna do about it?
Not like he can make money if they send him to prison what the fuck are they expecting?

And from a genetic perspective- he won the damn lottery here most people gotta be content with 1 to 4 kids.

>>88681219
Geez, just ask for Beta Ray Bill getting a female counterpart if you're into that sort of thing.

>>88681380
I am talking more about her overall look ( not that Ritter looks that bad) Black hair, Pale skin , Leather Jacket, looks a bit less ..basic than her comic version

>>88681549
>not that Ritter looks that bad
AYY

>>88681246
she got framed,it seems to have involved forcibly getting her to consume alchohol, tossing her off the wagon.

>>88681380
>just ask for Beta Ray Bill getting a female counterpart
He sort of did, she just didn't have the horse face.

>>88678208
Holy virgin Batman! Anal in porn isn't anything like anal in real life. Just like sex in general mate.

>>88681726
Have the books been worth buying?

>>88681298
>And from a genetic perspective- he won the damn lottery
Not if all his kids end up dead.

>>88681186
Poor Colleen always left on the outskirts.

Luke/Misty happened, so Danny/Misty fans need to prepare for Colleen/Danny. Question is who is Netflix gonna hook her up once her and Danny ends.

>Please, don't say Shang, that would be beige as fuck.
>Come one El Aguila

>>88681246
Because, of her Netflix show.

>>88681298
22 new niggers om welfare is winning the lottery? Lmao

>>88681186
Bendis had to hitch him up with his self insert

>Every Luke Cage thread devolves into shipping
You'd think he was a fucking harem anime protag by now. Fucking Bendis and Netflix.

>>88685363
>Six degrees of Luke Cage

The whole of The Defenders is gonna be nothing BUT shipping wars.

>>88682317
It's the best thing Bendis has written lately.

More proof he should be writing street-level characters and never allowed anywhere near cosmic characters.

>>88686977
Heh, that's where he started, but he's pretty big now. Mirroring the characters and events he's allowed to write.

>>88681186
Luke/Jess are married, though. Danny/Misty are broken up and she's with someone else.

>>88685267
He really loves Luke Cage doesn't he?

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I'm ready 4 this hag to disappear back to obscurity again

>>88686977
>street-level characters
I have one word for you. Scarlet.

>>88681219
All of the covers for her new series are fan art of Krysten Ritter.

>>88692049
And inside Luke Cage is doing his best Mike Colter impersonation.

>>88689013
You mean Captain Falcon?

>>88691328
From G.I. Joe?