Is he the worst Santa ever? >When he first sees Rudolph as

>>88665774
dont care best movie

i never want to grow up i will always love the movie

also santa is red pilled he sees the value of merit

>>88665861
>also santa is red pilled he sees the value of merit
He didn't see the value of merit when Rudolph proved to very good at flying despite being a novice. He showed admiration until he saw that he still had the red nose, after that the achievement was forgotten and he yelled at the father. He only saw the "value" of merit when he had no other alternative.

I always wanted to fuck Rudolph's mom.

>>88666557
>This is a man's work
What did he mean by this?

>>88665774
>Is he the worst Santa ever?
No, that would be the one from Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Santa's reindeer never get any respect. Rudolph is the only exception. He gets a new movie every so often. They even think he's gay now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcbXZAy0HMA

>>88666881
>runs over grandma a second time
>continues flying away with ho ho hoing

>>88665861
>best movie
>not Santa Claus is Comin' to Town

Shit taste, friend.

>>88667298
>RADICAL LGBT ACTIVIST MAKES SICK DECLARATION ABOUT RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER AND YOU’LL BE MAD
>All the titles are click bait tier with capital letters

This is what media has become

Comet is still the best reindeer. I'm sure we all can agree on that.

>>88665774
Sounds like an allegory for religion where Santa is God.

Really twists those turbines.

>>88667337
YFW he wasn't laughing, he was just insulting her after running her over.

>>88665774
>record snowstorms threatening to cancel Christmas
>working hard as fuck to sort through all this bullshit
>elf productivity dropping because of this retarded song and dance they've been doing
>one spends his work hours slacking off and bitching about wanting to be a dentist
>misfit toys likely the result of dumbass elves not concentrating on their work
>go to see new reindeer in hopes of something nice finally happening for once
>red nose

Give the guy a fucking break.

>>88670314
What exactly is wrong with a red nose? Why did everyone hate the red nose so much? Is there a prior history of red-nosed reindeer in the North Pole?

>>88672489
maybe the HORRIBLE FUCKING SIREN NOISE IT MADE when it glowed.

This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrhUD3H2a7U

>>88665774
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is about Jews and their domination over once-normal society. On all aspects it was constructed by Jews for psyop campaigns against European Christian society.
http://therightstuff.biz/2016/12/24/from-christmas-to-christmas/

>>88668201
That's an odd way to spell The Year Without A Santa Claus.

>>88673175
This anon is objectively correct.

>>88673175
>The Year Without A Santa Claus
It's good, but have you never seen The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus?

So Rudolph was a fucking mutant I guess.

>>88673092
>an hour long
Jesus fucking Christ, this is just as long as the special itself.

>>88673824
Does Rudolph exist in 616

>>88674101
It's 10 minutes of critique followed by an edit of the original.

>>88665774
Not to mention how quick he is to declare that Christmas is cancelled. Because of course without gifts there is no Christmas, who cares about Jesus or about spending time with your loved ones?

>>88673141
(((You)))

>>88665774
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWMZGCgNO6w

>>88665774
had the same realization a few years ago.

>>88673175
this anon knows what's up

>>88665774
You think that is bad? Ever wonder how many of those misfit toys are Herbie's abortions because he sucks at his elf job? Probably because he's not even a real elf but obviously Will Ferrell.

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LET'S FUCKING BURN HIS BITCH ASS