Like the ancient Hawaiians used to say, if you throw the coconut at the girl you liked, you really fucked up
Should I give her a dicking, Tito?
>>88665779
Like the ancient Hawaiians used to say, the bird doesn't do the dicking, the dicking does the bird for you
>>88665773
if rocket power were a modern cartoon tito and raymundo would have been a couple
>>88665773
Like the ancient Hawaiians used to say, a dick in the hand is worth two in the ass.
Tito, I have this cute guy friend, and I don't want to but everytime he comes over I end up sucking his dick. Does that make me gay?
>>88666440
Like the ancient Hawaiians used to say, it ain't gay if you're playing pretend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxf3FvttnlY&t=0s
More.
I need more fake Tito quotes.
>>88666340
>if
>>88667390
Like the ancient Hawaiians used to say, the wishing and wanting is not the same as getting the d in the v