You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's

He must be 5'7 at best

>>88642667

This guy? Slaps my girlfriend's ass?

Uh, you don't get to slap my girlfriend's ass.

>>88642667
>THE DELEGATES

>>88642667
I'm black so there's a chance he'll by me drinks and accept his beating while apologizing for oppressing my girl

>>88642667
Ask him to do it again.

>>88642738
Black-Muslim here. He'll get beheaded if he did slap my girl's geltus maximus, well, not before he offer me and her a drink.

>>88642667
I plant a foot behind his right foot, grab his somewhere between the top of his chest, and bottom of his neck, and push him towards the ground. I then proceed to compliment him for Ultimate Peter Parker, express an opinion that he should have left him dead, and proceed to grab my girl and walk out.

I have no fear of Bendis,

>>88642841
I thought alcohol was haram?

I'd give him what he wants before he replaces me with a younger, blacker me.

>>88645485
Introducing the All-New All Different anon.

>>88642667
slap his ass

Kill him. Laugh

>>88646039
You kill him?. Like murdering him? that type of killing?

>>88642667
I pull my girlfriend off him. If I recognize him I wait a bit longer.

Is that the agent who uncovered the russian hackers on steroids? What a hero.

>>88642667
Slug him.

Whats he gonna do? Pause for 10 seconds before saying ow?

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>>88642667
tell him jessica jones is a shit character and watch him reiterate WHAT for 30 minutes