>theory about a cartoon >everyone is dead/it's all

>>88602033
I also dislike this

It was fun at first

>>88602033
Everyone wants to be Saint Elsewhere or Dallas

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>theory about a cartoon
>everyone is dead/it's all in someone's imagination/it's all a post-apocalyptic future
>it turns out to be right

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>something slightly strange happens in any kind of media
>lol the creators must have been on drugs hurr hurr

it always comes from the people with the least fucking imagination in the world as well

>>88602033
>theory about who is responsible
>IT WAS ME, BARRY

>>88604473
I despise this.

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>>88602033
>theory about a cartoon
>someone proposes most batshit insane theory that doesn't even make feasible sense
>everyone bandwagons it and it becomes the main theory

>>88604440
When it turn out to be real, aside from Adventure Time?

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>theory about a comic
>it's Hypercrisis

>>88602033
>>88604473
>surrealism = drugs
>finding continuity errors = criticism
>sound editing vs. sound mixing = hurr wuts the difference
It's the sort of stuff that gets repeated by the ignorant and uncreative because it's the most obvious and superficial.

>>88604761
>theory about how a comic will end
>the least powerful character is the most important

>>88604473
This.

>omg so weird XD

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>>88602033
>>88604473

>Smug internet personality claims that Batman is a psychopath
>His mindless fans believe him
>Gives a DVD copy of the Nutshack to the pope

>theory about video game
>there was no real plot to begin with so people eat up the theory
>creator decides to make a sequel with some VERY vague connection to the theory
>fans continue to speculate and theorize on a game with no with story
>creator continues making hack job "games" with "lore" that really has nothing to do with the series as a whole
>Creator continues to make money off the same game while his fans fool themselves into believing there's a backstory

>>88605518
>>Gives a DVD copy of the Nutshack to the pope
what?

>>88605670
It was a game theory joke.
Matpat said Mario was a psychopath and later he gave Undertale to the pope

>>88605551
We're talking stuff like this right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yga0YovHvg

Because this shit is full of plotholes that don't explain anything

>>88605893
Didn't Game Theory also say Bowser was the one being invaded by Mind controlling Mushroom people and Princess Peach is the true villain of the Mario franchise?

Which isn't a Theory, game or otherwise but a very questionable speculative hypothesis.

>>88605551
>>88605925
Can you go away, please?

Comics and cartoons only.

>>88605893
Does the Pope even have a PC?

>>88606040
The chick was cute, now she's gone there nothing good there

>>88605925
This thing could work as a horror movie i like this idea of a robot using a human as a meat costume is there anything similar to this concept

>>88606040
Am I actually dead?

>>88604688
your dubs confirm my rage, holy shit

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>>88606092
My brain cells sure are.

>>88602033
Adventure time actually is a post apocalyptic future though.

>x is a time lord

>>88605551
Oh hey, SoulsBorne.

>cartoon/comic is supposed to be completely episodic with nothing connected, no over arcing plot, nothing like that
>so in one episode it could have the neighborhood shown as just a chunk of land being carried through space by a flying saucer while in another everything's normal
>faggots still try to connect everything together in their headcanon and push it as canon

>Lost media video
>Creepy music and spooky tone
>Narrator keeps talking like the creators were hiding something or did something wrong

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>>88606037
https://twitter.com/pontifex

>>88605454
kek

>>88606040
""""""""""Theory""""""""""

>>88604739
That one episode of Gargoyles started as one, became another and then ended as the third.

I just want that to sink in.

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>Smears & inbetween frames
>"Ugh, look at these animation mistakes!"

>>88606040
THEORY: Is Youtube actually dead?
Yes.

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>>88608618
>It's supposed to be shitty, that's the charm!

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>>88602033
>Lost episode creepypasta
>"hyper realistic blood came out of the main characters eyes and photos of dead bodies kept flashing on the screen"

>>88604739
courage the cowardly dog it is pretty obviously a nuclear wasteland

>>88608697
i was talking about a theory of a cartoon about amnesia, coma, apocalyptic future actually being real

>>88608736
oh ok sorry my bro

>>88604688
you're gonna look so stupid when they finally show that shrink ray

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>>88608769
It dosen't matter, this thread is pretty much dying so im just going to post this as a reminder of why 2016 sucked

>>88604473
Thats just a thing teenaged stoners say. Youre not supposed to listen to teenagers anon.

>>88604763
most people don't spend all day on the computer and never get any sunlight, you know

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>they're in purgatory

>>88608697
...confirmed for not knowing shit about the American Southwest.

>>88608888
FUCK YOU LOST, FUCK YOU SO GODDAMN HARD

>>88605518
I hate when people take obviously joke theories seriously. The guy's 1st theory was "Mario is a sociopath" ffs.

>weakest character is actually evil mastermind

>>88604761
>tfw you were part of the early Hypercrisis threads, back when Morrison's Batman and Final Crisis epics were still ongoing and the speculation was actually relevant
>Those Fuckers dragging Our Shit for years, long after Morrison stopped writing for DC and pretending every intercompany crossover or CW show crossover is ZOMG TEH HYPERCR151S
It's downright embarassing. The sheer amount of anons jacking each other when really, even our speculation back in 2008 was WAY off.

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>>88605956
>>88606289

no

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>>88605454
This made me laugh, anon, thank you.

>>88604688
Five nights at Freddy's

>>88605518
>>Smug internet personality claims that Batman is a psychopath
>>His mindless fans believe him
Isn't that what most plebs believe anyway? Including like, 80% of /co/?

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It's so fucking easy to make a theory like this that I did it while watching my niece and nephew. We watched frozen again. And again. And again. Kids fucking loved it. I had to watch them for a week, and for four of those days straight we watched frozen.

They thought it was the greatest film on Earth. I'm not kidding. They would find the greatest excuses to defend it, and I wouldn't argue. I made a joke about how Godzilla were there, everything would just melt.

I didn't argue that Olaf would lose in a fight with Godzilla. But Holy shit. They told me all the reasons why Olaf would win. I just stayed silent and said "maybe" like a good uncle and shit.

So, it was the fifth night, I made them spaghetti (kids love that shit) and I stopped right before I inserted the Dvd. They were saying they liked how it's so happy and no one really dies. And then I say outta nowhere...

"You know, when Anna was traveling through the snow before she met Hans, she died."

They were skeptical. Told me I was wrong. Sooo...

>"Nah, the rest of teh movie after that is all in her mind as she slowly freezes. It's her happy-ending that never came to be."

I told them some bullshit about "muh symbolism" and how each word had an alternative meaning.

>mfw now they're pretty much Snyderfags but for Frozen and its based entirely off of a lie I told them

They're autistic. I've fucking ruined them from ever moving on, haven't I? When they're 30, they'll be in either my brother and his wife's basement, or them in me and his wife's basement. I'm scared. They're growing like weeds. Autistic weeds. They do nothing but fucking read Frozen fanfics, talk about Frozen, etc.

It's scary. Like, they're obsessed, and that's saying a lot because I have a lot of unhealthy obsessions myself (/mlp/ and still stuck on the ride).

So yeah. Fucking sucks man.

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>>88609491
I'm sorry, but what?

>>88608689
>Any /v/-related creepypasta
Just fucking don't. It never works, ever. Same for
>Any creepypasta about a real tv show, cartoon, movie, etc.

>>88608968
People don't actually buy into his Mario theories, do they?

>>88602033
>it's all in someone's imagination

You don't understand, the fiction was actually fiction all along!

It's like they don't understand what imagination is.

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>>88608968
>mario anything
>"le mushrooms are le drugs XD"

>>88602033
the only good theory threads are the ones where people try and calculate an exact amount like how strong or how much money a character has.

>>88609491
Keep it on the family.

>>88609844
I honestly think most people don't. That's why our species is on a death march.

>a character that's a bit off the wall makes only one appearance in the series
>"Is "CHARACTER" actually God?"

>>88609748
Pale Luna was actually one of the few vidya creepypasta's that was actually good in my opinion, besides that though just about every media related creepypasta is complete shit though.

>>88609491
>spoilers
THIS IS YOUR KARMA.

YOU DESERVE THIS.

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>>88602033
>Slightly adult joke that would fly past most children's heads
>"How the fuck did they slide that past the censors?"

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>>88609491
>(/mlp/ and still stuck on the ride).
I feel you, fellow horsefucker. I stop watching the serie after s4, yet I still lurk and watching some of the new eps review (just from one guy one, but still)

Maud best horse.

>>88609748
Why do creepypastas always resort to hyperrealistic gore?

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>>88602033
>Coma theory
>It ain't Life On Mars

>>88610108
>"They just said heck!"
>"It's about time we got a more mature cartoon"

>>88610204
Idiots think that's the only thing that's scary, or are just middle-school edgelords who think that adding overt sex or gore to a cartoon is inherently amusing. I never understood it either, but then I remember when /co/ used to be fucking OBSESSED with dedBort and dedSpongebab and dedMickey.

>>88604361
Everything that's horrible was fun at one point or another.

>>88610237
>a female character shakes her hips because dancing or comes out of a pool dripping because water is wet
OMG HOW DID THEY FUCKING GET AWAY WITH THAT I THOUGHT AMURIKANS CASTRATED ANYONE WHO MADE A LEWD JOKE IN ALLAH'S GLORIOUS CHILDREN'S CARTOONS?!

>>88605893
>You will never fail at life as hard as Matpat
Good to know

>>88610290
That's a goddamn lie. Creepypastas and conspiracy theories were ALWAYS the nadir of cartoon discussion online. That, and people's grimdark fan-works.

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>>88610237
>"They just said %$%$!"
>"But it's not for kids, I swear!"

>>88605945
It's really hard to top the one where he has a full video with a direct callout to the maker of FNAF about how their depiction of a character was wrong. Then was briefly told "nice theory but you're wrong" because he missed that the point of the game was you weren't playing as the character Matpat thought.

It's like going in depth about how everything in MGS2 doesn't connect with MGS1, but you never caught on Raiden isn't Snake.

>>88610204
People who don't know anything about horror automatically assume gore is scary.
I mean, don't get me wrong, blood and gore can create some great horror moments if used right but there really is an art to it, you can't just slap it everywhere and call it a day.

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>>88609863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O5VDbKAupE

#MushroomJokeAwareness

>>88608913
>liking Lost

>>88602033
>Who would win in a fight between Goku and Superman
Stop it! Just stop!

>What if these two different characters from two completely separate franchises that have nothing to do with each other were actually the same person?

>>88606964
I want this to be real.

>>88606964
Is... Is that real or not? I don't know anymore

>star vs forces of evil
>every girl from school is a monster princess.
>fandom Almost threatening the creator if is not truth.

the worst part ts when you like the show but hate the fandom.

>>88605945
Also blamed Phoenix Wright for hiding evidence from the prosecution, "proving" it with a sequence where Phoenix... gives evidence to the policeman.

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>>88610108
>character wearing a bikini on a beach/at the pool
>a brief look at a female character's butt in her pants
>"HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS A KIDS' SHOW"

>>88602033
>two completely different series obviously take place in the same continuity because they share some superficial detail

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>>88610558
>Fandom attacks the staff over their headcanons or worldviews not being validated
This is basically an instant confirmation that the fandom is absolutely fucking abhorrent.

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>>88610348
Whoa, now, good grimdark fanworks exist.

I wouldn't be able to give you an example, though, but I'm sure they exist. I'm sure... Totally...

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>>88610558
Are you ripping on the mermaid Jackie theory, because that's FOOCKING CONFIRMED

>Creators always talking about how much they have planned ahead and prepared for everything and all will be revealed
>Multiple seasons of build up
>Current seasons are just characters constantly fucking around
>In the end, the crew admits they planned nothing and were making it up as they went along

>>88610644
It's a minority i remember the 1 season of the show we have fun in our little thread were we talk shit and draw stuff, anyone remember Pegasus Marco with latin americans opening of saint seiya, good times, when the second season announce and Gravity Falls ended we knew more autism will jump in our fandom too, don't get me wrong we use to have autism too, but not as bad as the peope spaming 5 threads everyday and then it got worst and worst, now i look and think "man it was better when we were like just 50 people discussing on those almost dead threads"

>Ship that has literally no chance of happening becomes popular for some stupid reason
>People chimp out on the creators when it doesn't happen

>>88610644
I honestly can't remember a modern fandom for a cartoon that hasn't done this at some point.

>Fairly pedestrian fanfic with familiar plot becomes popular
>Show has similar plot ploint at some point
>"T-the creators totally read the fanfics!"

>>88610779
>It's a minority
In star maybe, but one episode of SU introduced a conservative character who wasn't portrayed as pure evil instead of just kinda ignorant, and in at the end of the episode he mellowed out a bit without completely changing because the gems tried accepting him and showing him that they weren't as bad as he thought they were.

Tumblr completely fucking lost their shit, they threw shitfits all over the place and yelled at the show staff, according to them the episodes lesson should have been "if someone doesn't think exactly like you they should be completely alienated."

>>88610772
You made up facts on SU using all that salt caused by the "filler" episodes?

>>88609039
>what is /pol/

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>>88610931
>/pol/ unlocked the meme magic
>/co/ is so salty since it can't even get dubs.

>characters happens to be a bit off for whatever reason
>"Character is trans, it's canon, sorry I don't make the rules"
>now can't have a discussion about anything other than this

>>88610926
What episode was that?

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>>88610975
The one where they got fucking Carl as a guest voice, Gem Harvest

>>88602033
>Its a slice of life show
>The adult fanbase keeps on expecting it to turn into some kinda action show
>Get salty when it stays slice of life
>Turn the original creator into some kind of messiah figure that would have a made a show exactly like they wanted it

>>88611024
Not sure if I've seen it but I'll probably give it a re/watch now. If it made tumblr mad it must be pretty good.

>>88611030
I thought of SU at first but Sugar is still involved with that. AT?

>>88611073
General Rule 15

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>>88611056
It's kinda hilarious, he actually calls the gems "illegal aliens" and shits on Greg for marrying a "refugee" instead of an American girl.

>>88610970
>/pol/ unlocks meme magic
>humanity goes extinct thanks to global climate change
"Thanks."

>>88611086
>A single action oriented episode with a completely bloodless, even punchless two minute fight scene after several seasons
>"See! It's not a show for little girls! It was obviously intended for grown men!"
God I hated that shit, just learn to accept you're watching a kids show and deal with it, people are allowed to enjoy things.

>reverse trap character
>"character is trans/actually a boy"
how do these people function.

>>88610644
>staff confronts the fandom for being so fucking terrible and evil

>>88611024
I watchen this show 1 season there was a character named Fryman, pls tell me they did it

Why is it literally impossible for fandoms to look at two characters and NOT imagine them as in love/wanting to fuck each other?

>>88611158
I'm sorry anon, the Frymen's weren't in the episode. Maybe in a future episode.

>>88610926
Yeah, maybe it because the Star fandom suddenly grow of nowhere at the start of season 2 i wonder how much our autism is going to grow now we have season 3 confirmed

>>88609491
I read this in J.K Simmons voice it was great

>>88610646
>good grimdark fanworks existed
FTFY

But then they went the Slenderman syndrome: they became popular, normies took a liking to them and were promptly defanged and turned into memes. If there's anything that sums up fiction of this era, it's the swift sanitization of anything darker than a bleeding nose.

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>Literally every single character is anything but straight and cis
>If they do have a heterosexual relationship in the show than they get around it by claiming one or both of them are trans

>>88611271
Fuck kind of tumblr shows are you watching

>>88609491
>spoiler
You mean the show or the generals at the board?

>>88611234
Its all cycles. Maybe in five years people will be into dark stuff again.

A lot of it is about each generation wanting to differentiate themselves from what their parents liked, so if this generation likes soft and light then...

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>>88610970
>/pol/ is a cuck

>>88611296
Tumblr does that with any show. I should know, I've seen them do it. A lot of the porn artists I follow for some reason all started watching the original X-Files a few months back and started making trans headcanons for everyone. This shit is not why I followed, just post tits like normal dammit.

>>88611296
No, that's the headcanons of tumblr about pretty much every single show airing today, not the actual shows plot.

>>88610576
>>88610576
>claims animals are infected
>says they are ingenious to one planet
>later say in same video parasites are ingenious to another
>doesn't connect dots
>ask questions and tries half assed to prove them
>said questions can be answered by seeing less than 10 minutes of intro cutscene
>fans eat that shit up anyway

>>88611271
name one show that actually employs this format.
you're angry at a fantasy ideal show that doesn't exist.

steven universe is the closest thing to the sjw dream and there is no other show like it on tv

>>88604739
Not a cartoon but Power Rangers RPM

>>88611345
Ok, I thought you were talking about the actual canon

>>88611373
One of the best Power rangers season, also my OTP became true not only in the show, but also in real life

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>>88602033
>it's all a post-apocalyptic future

but from a dinosaurs point of view, every cartoon ever is this.

>>88611181
Recent events hint at the opposite: the fandom will begin dwindling and dying midway into S3. That and what you mentioned (the sudden spike during S2) seem to be the trend in modern cartoons.

It's as if the half-life of series in general seems to have shortened.

>>88611378
Should have been clearer but I figured since this whole thread was about retarded fan theories it went without saying.

>>88602033
>it's all in someone's imagination


it is tho. They just produced it into a cartoon.

>>88609491
Man, what the fuck was Raimi thinking lmao

>>88611378
same
rule of thumb is fandom will always be disgusting. everyone will hivemind jerk off to stupid awful shit

>>88611332
A couple of articles I've read about it indicate that the generation suceeding millennials will share many similarities with baby boomers, of all people. If it turns out true, then humanity as a species has effectively jumped the shark.

>>88604739

Post-apocalypse is a relatively new theory. I only recall it being applied to Aladdin and Adventure Time, and one being correct.
An apocalypse isn't as cliche and tired as "all in the head/all dead" Those are god damn dumb theories and pop up ALLTHEFUCKINGTIME. Then again, if you read too many fan theories you realize how dumb fans are.

>>88610875
I have never heard of this happening.

>>88611487
I've seen it happen with the horse show

>>88611487
Happened all the time with that horse show that must not be named, people were actually arguing that a fuckhuge Fallout crossover fic (trust me, you don't want to know the full story behind that) snuck some things into the show because a character was called "Little Pip" in the show once (his name in the show was Pipsqueak so it was almost certainly coincidence)

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>>88609491
Jesus Christ!

>>88609491
You Deserve This.
No, Seriously. You are worse than your annoying autistic, niece/nephew since have an excuse for having underdeveloped brains. Meanwhile you'e an adult man who shits on kids and wants to fuck cartoon ponies who were designed for the types of kids youre shittin on.

>comes to a thread bemoaning edgy grimdark cartoon theory
>perpetuates the cycle by introducing autistic kids to the concept of grimdarking

what a retard

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>Character acts out of the gender norm
>OMG Tranz!

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>>88611550
No mention of the cupcakes song?

>>88611550
To be fair, a lot of fanon things became canon in that show, namely fan names for background characters.

>>88611550
>a fuckhuge Fallout crossover fic
God, bronies ruin fucking EVERYTHING, don't they?

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>>88611671
Fallout did a pretty good job of ruining itself anon.

>>88611671
There's pretty much nothing that doesn't have a super edgy mlp crossover

>>88611687
I just pretend FO:4 never happened and live in blissful denial playing New Vegas

>>88611591
>NoFunAllowed.jpg

>>88611687
you mean bethesda did

>>88611687
Yeah, but not with fucking cartoon ponies.

>>88611718
>There's pretty much nothing that doesn't have a super edgy mlp crossover
That's why I said that they ruined everything. Fallout: Equestria didn't need to exist. There was no higher power demanding its creation. But somehow the overlap of Fallout fans and pony-fuckers was great enough. Sometimes I wish for an apocalypse in the off chance that the creator of that festering pile and all who cheer them on get sent straight to fucking hell. And if I die I hope I'm sent there so that I can torment them in hell for the rest of fucking eternity so that they regret their very fucking existence.

>>88611748
Yeah, we'll see if you think it's fun when grandma gets them iPads for Christmas and they start shitposting their grimdark theories on /co/.

>>88606040

The theory that Rugrats are actually the old people and the old people are the babies makes way more sense.

Making grandpa look after 3-5 fucking babies?! Instead of say 3-5 elderly people looking after 1 baby. The prisoner and isolated nature of the rugrats likens them to being in some kind of old folks home. Lumping 1 year old babies into a pen to have at them selves is widely irresponsible. In this theory Angelica would actually be the youngest of the group. She is more lucid than the others because her dementia has not set in.

It becomes difficult to reconcile the grandparents nature and how they connect to the family. As tommy has two grandpa's.

>>88611818
>not with fucking cartoon ponies
Fun stories invite dark fanworks. Dark stories invite fun fanworks. And eventually, those fanworks end up overshadowing the canon work while the fans complain more and more that their headcanons keep getting shot down.

It is the nature of things.

>>88611148
Ouran High-School Host Club is written by a super conservative woman. The main character's development is LITEARALLY learning the difference between men and women and discovering her inner femininity. Couple that with them directly stating "Those who are more privileged than you still have problems, so don't act like their life is any easier than yours", and I seriously don't understand why it's so popular with more liberal people, tumblr or otherwise.

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>>88611591
Now look, as hard as it may seem, I'm not really a huge, cringe-worthy guy. I'm making at least $350 a day for commercials, breaking into voice acting a bit more, and I have a nice life. I could have a girlfriend if I wanted, but I'm taking my time through life.

I like "that show" sure, but it's not my defining characteristic. I mean, I don't really even consider myself a"brony". I hate the word. Euch. But yeah, I go "that board" while there's a lot of cringe, just go through it. It is my fault that those kids are now fucked for life though.

Like, seriously. They're fucked.

At first, it might've have been this awful autistic phase they went through, but it still worried me on their development. I mean, these 11 year old boy and girl twins. had casually saved pictures of mother fucking Olaf shoving a carrot up Elsa's pale asshole. What the fuck. And they saw nothing wrong with just reading friggin' fanfiction aloud. It was painful.

However, when I told them that "secret" behind Frozen, they never moved on from it. It's only gotten worse. Like untrimmed pubs on bigfoots fucking scrootum, they grow into an even less capable adult, telling my brother and my sister in law that "youtube is totally a job".

I remember I had to pick them up from school one day. They go to a private special school, no school buses, just carpool. The kids got into my car, asked how they were, and what I heard make me feel a bit nauseous. It went somthing like this:

"So Allie, Hunter...good day at school?"
>"We kissed today!"
"...Y-you what?"
>"I kissed Allie on the lips on the playground!"
"...Um, no. You can't do that."
>"It's alright, we were just playing."
"...Let's go talk to your parents..."

I remember feeling awful. I asked them the usual questions, "were there teachers nearby when you did this?" and all that stuff. I gave them a lecture why it was wrong, told them not to do it again. Who they were playing as?

Fucking Olaf and Sphen.

I'm scared as shit.

>>88611612
That song is older than the story.

>>88610496
It is.
https://youtu.be/fHJbveocSKM

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>>88612206
Holy fuck dude.

>>88612257
I miss pope Benedict, the current pope is pretty much a heretic

>>88612206
You could just set things straight with the movie. Also, not encouraging good habits is the reason bad habits form in their place, so it's their guardian's fault.

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>>88612206
Oh my god holy hell

>>88611841
Kek

was there ever a case of a huge theory about any media that turned out to be true anyway ?

For example, Star Wars fans always have the craziest theories everytime a movie comes out, and it's never true at all.

>SNOKE IS PLAGUEIS
>SNOKE IS VADER
>SNOKE IS JAR JAR

What's even the point ? I get that it's fun to speculate but cmon

>>88609491
STOP.

Who is best pony?

>>88610926
>show or comic does something vaguely politically incorrect or anti-SJW
>People here go OMG TUMBLR BTFO LOOK AT THEM HAVING A MELTDOWN WREKT!
>No one on the site honestly cares
Everytime.
I remembered last years South Park season every thread people would go OMG SCREENCAP TUMBLRS BUTTHURT when their usually would be absolutely no reaction. Why are you so obsessed you're literally making up fanfiction about what your enemies reaction must be?

Like 90℅ of people who say "X totally reacted this way!" Have never seen it and are just speculating their headcanon.

>>88610975
>character crossdresses once
>Look guise they're Trans!
Regressive fuckers.

>>88604688
>Jar Jar is a Sith Lord

>>88612450
I remember so many people going crazy theorizing about what the Clone Wars were before the prequels were even confirmed to being made.

>>88612206
>not kissing your family on the lips
What kind of heartless prude are you?

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>>88602033
>theory about a video game
>it's Purgatory and everybody is reliving their own personal hells
>it's what the writer intended

>>88611356
>steven universe is the closest thing to the sjw dream
Yes its so ideal that female relationships are dysfunctional fuckups and the most black codes character on the show is a violent psychopath "angry black woman" stereotype.
No wonder 4chan loves it, its a perfect 4chan show.

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>>88612450
>that Film Theorists Rogue One theory about the team becoming the Knights of Ren
>says at the beginning of the video that "there's no way they'll kill off these characters"

>>88612481
>Anyone but white

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>>88612380
My brother is busy. Works for Health insurance thing for Marketing. He sometimes hires me to do their commercials voice over. He ain't home much though. His wife on the other hand.

She's kinda looney. Like, I've fucked my brother's wife, I've told him...turns out she's a huge psycho bitch. I think the closest comparison would be one of those nutty people you see on Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Fookin' Ramsay and shit. She's weirdly adamant, has to have it her way... I've been wondering if she started drinking during her pregnancy.

Anywho, she's also into Steven Universe, goes to tumblr, but is NOT an sjw. I repeat, she is NOT. She's more like an effeminate embodiment of /pol/. She voted Trump, makes a point to hate jewish people, is fucking disgusted by black people, and all that jazz. So when I hear that she's pissed at her kids for kissing, I'm glad.

However, I soon find out they talked with her, and guess what?

She's supporting their "youtube career". She has no idea has Youtube works.

So, yeah, my brother is also distant from his kids. I'm the closest they have to a normal family member, and if I told them I lied about Frozen, they'd hate me.

It's shit like this which is why my friends invite me to Christmas dinner with their families instead.

>>88612481
Twiggy Spitty.

>>88612542
My German cousin did when we were kids. She's hot, but we don;t talk about it.


Look, I know this all sounds crazy, but I'm actually quite a chill guy. This is the stuff I avoid in my life, and for a good reason. I have a good life to the point it's unfair. No one as young as me should be doing this well. I have great friends, loads of people who care about me, and an active sex life. It's all good. My family is fucking nuts though.

Fucking Frozen, man. Fuck.

>>88612450
Garnet being a fusion
>>88612634
I've been saying it since the beginning, SU is redpilled as fuck

>>88611177
I don't know, personally i don't get shipping despite being a fan of stuff

>>88611448
>humanity has jumped the shark
>jumped the shark
You.
I don't like you.
Who uses such a dumb phrase?

>>88612605
>it's Purgatory and everybody is reliving their own personal hells

Is it purgatory or hell? It can't be both.

>>88612706
It's a Purgatory where they relive their own personal (metaphorical) hells.

>>88612650
>Fucking Frozen, man. Fuck.
Eh, it's a Disney movie, Anon. Shit's bound to happen when Disney drops something, especially something as big as Frozen. Sorry about what the movie did you your niece and nephew, though.

>>88612734
I don't think you know what purgatory is

>Empires are automatically bad
>Rebels are instantly assumed good
>The former is trying to keep peace, progress and order while the latter are violent fundamentalist extremist trying to return everything to some prior state
>M-muh Liberty
I'm glad Rogue One finally showed us that the Rebels are basically just deranged terrorists with political backing. Civilization will always trump extremists.

>>88612780
He means *a* purgatory, not Purgatory. The definitions of them as words don't contradict.

>>88612780
I don't think the writers of Spec Ops The Line know what purgatory is, and that's why it's stupid.

>>88612650
You sound like a cool guy trapped in an insane world. I'd be friends with you.

>>88612818

I don't think the writers of Spec Ops The Line know how to make meaningful adaptations, and piggy-backed on the much superior Heart of Darkness and Apocalypse Now.

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>>88612814
People who say that the Empire are actually the good guys are the biggest retards on the planet.

>>88612861
But Spec Ops proved games are art and validated my personality!

>>88612872
>triggered Alderaanean: the post

>>88612605
Spec Ops: The Line is actually a meta commentary on violent video games, showing you the fucked up things you do in games like Call of Duty and making you question why you find things like that fun and what you get out of violence in games.

Personally I think Undertale did it better because it actually gave you a choice in the matter.

>>88612206
I think a part of me died when i read this

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>Characters are good friends
>"they MUST be GAY"

I remember the marceline and bubblegum nuclear fallout, didn't make it canon in the end because the radiation was just too much?

>>88612450
Song of Fire and Ice, the idea that Jon Snow was a Targaryen bastard, and in the books itself that there is at least one more Targaryen around besides Viserys and Dany.

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>>88612915

Because games are escapism.

>>88612964
God, ASoIaF/GoT is so fucking boring and convoluted. I have no idea how so many people can memorize/care about all these characters.

>>88612961
Yu-Gi-Oh! has literally the worst fanbase in existence. The only people who aren't complete idiots are those who genuinely think every show is terrible.

>>88612986
>It's escapism! Can't you see that it isn't healthy?

>>88612990
It's a soap opera with dragons. Nerds may not want to admit it, but it's exactly the same appeal.

>>88612206
> I could have a girlfriend if I wanted, but I'm taking my time through life.

No one called you a virgin or a hapless unloveable fuck or anything. Why bring this up.....? You could leave this part out. It's your own insecurity spilling through. You could not get a g/f if you wanted. Take your time in life, no one wants to waste their time spending it with you.

>>88613127
I mean, I could though. I have two females that are currently crushing over me. I don't like them "that" way, and I told them that if they really wanted a relationship, things just have to develope naturally, you know? Because persoanlly, I didn't think I was ready. I still kind of don't. I have a decent sex-life, but I'm not perfect.

I just want to demonstrate that I'm not this weird autistic caricature. I'm just a guy. I could have girlfriend soon, maybe later, but I don't really know if I want to yet. I'm young. I'm twenty two, Im doing pretty well, so why not test the waters a bit?

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>>88602033
>it's all in someone's imagination
>it's all a post-apocalyptic future

That's just silly.

>>88613240
>>88612206
Have you never heard the phrase "Thou doth protest too much"?

>>88613001
>The only people who aren't complete idiots are those who are correct

That's usually the case.

>>88612964
I don't think that was ever a real theory until it was revealed in the books.

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>>88605454
>top 10 "finger prince" jokes
I lost

>>88613452
It's never even been revealed in the books though. The show got there first. Fans have just been stating it as facts since like ASoS

>>88604739
>04
it wasn't even a theory
it was completely obvious from the second episode

>>88612668
>has never heard anyone use the phrase "jumped the shark"
Literally fucking how?

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>>88602033
>creator seeds the story with "it was all a dream" and "everyone was dead" theory-bait
>completely ruin both theories immediately preceding the final credits of the series

>>88608866
What sad lives most people must lead.

>>88602033
>the TV show has characters based off siblings
>nothing bad can ever happen to those characters and they get special treatment

You know who I'm talking about

>>88613560
It was obvious from the very first second of the intro, "hmmm, a bunch of broken modern day objects and undetonated missiles, I wonder what that could be?"

I remember when /co/ insisted the "daddy why did you eat my fries" song from Adventure Time was about Marceline getting raped by her father.

>>88602033
St. Elsewhere ruined fan-theories forever.

>>88613452
It's been a theory on ASOIAF forums for more than a decade

>>88613810
That was mostly just shitposting though.

>the ending was so shitty every fan wishes it was a dream

>>88605925
Man FNaf 1 was decent game, sure most of the game play was cliche based all around the jump-scares but it was pretty original for the time, where did it all go wrong
>yearly sequels?

>over stretched and complicated lore?

>the fanbase?

>>88613810
that was shitposters and fetishists taking you for a ride, anon

>>88613849
>when the creator goes "oh shit I fucked up the ending I guess I'll make a new one"

>>88613861
underage youtuber fans migrating in

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>>88613621
Too bad nowadays that results in irate fans shitposting on twitter and tumblr, and thus viewership dropping like a V2 rocket. I cannot imagine what it would be like if a series such as The Prisoner aired in this era.

>>88613861
the yearly sequels aren't a bad thing at all. the games are pretty short, generally easy makes. I don't see why frequency makes it worse

>>88613861
>yearly sequels?
The fanbase buys them up. And it's not like it's some big company getting all that cash other than Valve taking their cut out of every Steam copy sold anyway It's mainly just one guy and from what I've seen he seems alright. Even puts things in the games to fuck with the fanbase.

>>88613951
That anon said "final credits of the series", as in ratings won't really matter after that.

>>88602033
>steven universe is pokemon, rose meant for steven to teach humans how tro train corupted gems so they could use them to fight homeworld

>>88602033
but anon sempai Ass Ketchum has been 10 for the past 10 years.

>>88613861
The fanbase without a question, I've never played the game and watched one no commentary lets play on youtube and I still used to see the fanbase shitting everything up on a daily basis when the game was first out.

>>88610348
>nadir
is that a common expression in the english language?

I know what it means becouse I study geography and I sort of understand what it means in your sentence becouse of what I learned in college but I've never seen it being used like this before

>>88613827
But I love st elsewhere

>>88614086

It's a fairly common expression, I'm surprised you haven't heard it before.

>>88614278
If by "common" you mean "used ever", perhaps.

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>>88602033
>sensible theories turns out to be false
>some stupid joke of a theory turns out to be the truth

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>Character has a big, impactful death at the end of the series
>Fanbase immediately starts to bitch for him to come back to life in the next season/issue or make theories about how he's not actually dead

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>>88613951
>>88613974
Yeah, I was talking about a recent show

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>>88611271
>characters despise each other
>look they want each other (◡‿◡)
>one or both characters is either in a straight relationship or has had one in the past
>look they want each other (◡‿◡)
>Characters have barely interacted and are mostly neutral
>look they want each other (◡‿◡)
>characters have never met, at all
>look they want each other (◡‿◡)

>80 percent of fanart is of this couple
>fandom flips out when it doesnt happen in canon

>>88612961
this says more about the people who believe this anything

they feel lonely and can't imagine being close to someone without wanting to fuck them

I blame the internet and porn for this

>>88614720
I find with fandoms they get so involved in their fanfiction that they start to forget what actual canon is like in terms of character personalities and relationships.

>>88614827
Ever hear the term "fan of the fandom?" It's no fucking wonder so many fanfics/fanart is so dreadfully out of character.

>>88614139
I should rephrase. The ENDING of St. Elsewhere.

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>Koh Theory Guy

I fucking hate that guy to the ends of the earth. I will hate him forever. He is the sole reason literally every single Korra speculation thread turned to shit. It didn't even make any godamn sense. But he just kept pushing it, every thread, tampering down discussion of any other theory. And as a result we lost a lot of good theories, before they could even be born.

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>>88614720
>Actually have interactions where there is legitimate gay tension between characters
>Nope, fujos have to have dysfunctional love/hate ships with no real basis
Everytime

>>88615018
What did he do, anon?

>>88609491
>>88612206
>>88612650

This reads like a Chuck Palahniuk novel.

>>88615018
I was satisfied with how btfo he was

>>88602033
This is called a Jacob's Ladder trope.

>>88615112
Not that anon, but I think he's talking about some guy that theorized that Amon's secret identity was Koh the face stealer. Which kinda didn't seem like such a dumb theory way back before the season started airing and one of the very few things we knew was that the villain always wore a mask. But there were so many other things to discuss.

>>88615773
Weren't people also thinking Koh was gonna show up in Book 2?

>>88612650
>doesnt understand that 2 kids pecking each other on the lips =\= incest bang necessarily
>thinks a parent should crush an 11 year old's prepubescent career fantasy because it "isn't realistic" (they're 11. let them think they can be astronauts. who gives a fuck.)
>self censors on 4chan. uses words like "fricking" and "anywho"
>thinks kids obsessing over kid's media will cause meaningful or longterm damage
>while secretly obsessing over different kid's media

the autist is you.
fuck off of this site

>>88613951
>The Prisoner

The answer to the big mystery being directly stated in the opening titles for every episode. And still not being a wholly direct answer.

Still love that show.

The only way to do trope well is to make it fairly obvious from the start and play it straight by not making it the major twist of the series.

The Original shit like Jacob's ladder / silent hill is still bretty good.

I'd even say Adventure Time gets a pass since the opening has always explicitly shown an earth ravaged by blasts/ rusted over nuclear warheads. Ain't nothin wrong with regular old post apocalyptica.

That shit like "Ed Edd and Eddy takes place in purgatory" needs to go though.

>>88608890
>implying the south west isn't the a nuclear wasteland caused by the finno-Korean hyper war

>>88616257

>Ed Edd and Eddy takes place in purgatory
>shit

What do you mean? That's a great theory.

>>88611591
6 years on and still so salty, you know it could have all just died out on its own in a few months if you'd just ignored it and waited for them to grow bored of it?

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>>88613827
For those who don't know:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsUrfiycSts
The kid in the ending has autism, which is fitting.

>>88612990
It's war of the roses fanfiction, you'd be better off reading about the actual war and the events that led to it than that fat man's dreck.

>>88612915
During playtesting there was an actual option to call in the mission after or just at the point where your squad first encounters the survivors of Dubai. Rather than continue on the "FEEL BAD YOU SHITHEAD" railroad too many testers opted to complete the damn mission and end the game there. The devs didn't like that and tossed it out in favour of the railroad.

>>88618018
What cunts.

Also, what exactly is the "FEEL BAD SHITHEAD" railroad?

>>88618085

When you need to bomb civilians with white phosphorus.

>>88610477
SAN IS NESS

>>88618143
Why exactly do you need to do that?

>>88612650
fucked your brother's wife, who's crazy, and your brother didnt do anything? he's either literally a cuck or he really doesnt care

>>88612872
>what is keeping the peace
>le greater good
>yuuzhan vong
>everything is black and white

>>88616257
It isn't even a fan theory in AT, it is an integrated part of the worldbuilding, several major characters' origin stories tie directly into the apocalypse.

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>>88613827

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>>88617922
>which is fitting
Anon, either play nice or don't play at all

>>88617378
kys

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>>88611591
Barneyfag is back, everyone!

>>88617922
Thanks anon

>>88611591
this is how furries propogated

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>>88612650
Keep on truckin' anon. godspeed.

Also, if you can Vocaroo some of your famous voice work, that'd be nifty.

>>88610287
Those pastas were actually good though. It was the countless imitators that ruined them

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>>88613021
>>88612986

>>88611591
don't you ruin another thread bitch

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>>88613021
>>88612986
>>88618456

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>two characters hate each other
>ship them with psychotic obsession

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>>88618490
Makes for great hatefucking art

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>>88613890
>second ending ends up fucking with everyone again
>creator then makes a third ending and never finishes it

>>88612650
>>88618435
>nifty

samefag detected

>>88612638
Why would there be no way they'll kill off these characters when that's the most obvious possible thing. I mean Jesus, tons of people called that.

>>88608822
>Shrink theory in WW
First thing I thought, KEK

>>88606092
jej

>>88612127
cuz seme and uke and gays and kyaaaaaaa

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>>88612872
>he hasn't seen the original cut

>>88611177
it's proof of empthizing. if you look at a character and don't feel the need to make them do any action, then you don't care about the character.

>>88604739
Not a cartoon but pre reboot Archie Sonic. And it was stupider than anyone could imagine. People thought Shadow was bad with the fucking aliens

>post creepy pasta about cartoon

> its another variation of Suicide mouse/dead bart.

>>88616141
Not that Anon, but let's be honest here, siblings pecking on the lips isn't a normal thing. Especially when they're 11. They should know not to do that stuff by now.

Source: Worked with kids

>>88618161

BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY!

THANKS FOR WATCHING

>>88618874
What if they never existed at all?

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>>88618730
>Lost episode creepypasta
>Story is told by an intern when a strange tape is discovered every fucking time
I just gave up on media related creepypasta's, you'd swear they were all using the same madlib or something.

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>>88602033
>COMATOSE PROTAGONIST!!!!!!!!!!!

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>something has subversive elements that have been done better in the past by something more obscure
>hailed as one of the greatest things ever

I'm really getting sick of this shit in media in general. There have been shows that are total shit (main offender on this board: Bojack Horseman) that just because they throw in a few subversive elements everyone blows their collective loads.

Also implying "breaking the fourth wall" is an inherently positive trait is lumped into this.

The hype behind pic related is another key offender. Games like Moon RPG and Contact did very similar plays with morality and the interaction between the player and the game, but this blew the fuck up. I still enjoy the game, I'd place it in my top five, but god fucking dammit I'm suck of everyone pretending like this was a huge breakthrough in JRPGs when JRPGs have been fucking with expectations since the opening of Final Fantasy 1.

ALSO

>anything that deals with a person of color/gay character
>FUCKING SJWS STOP SHOVING SHIT DOWN OUR THROAT

even if you have a point (and you rarely do), holy hell you're annoying as fuck

>>88618686
Why does Alderaan explode into bloody chunks?

>>88613240

Even hitler had a g/f. Having a g/f doesnt make you normal or a decent person. Plenty of dumb fucks or deplorable people find each other and date. You seem to really care what other people think and use peoples opinions of you as qualifiers.

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BUT HEY

>>88608968
Matpat always makes troll videos. Made in way to trigger as much reaction he can.
He can't be that much wrong just by accident he need to put alot of effort to it.
Many of his theories are disproved by stuff he talk in videos itself.

>>88618606
>Because they couldn't sell merch of those character if they die, if they are tortured to become diffrent characters its fine.
Thats his argument, don't expect good arguments from Matpat.

>>88604688
>Toffee is Moon's half brother

>>88618686
This is not how planet explode after being hit by supper lazer. It exploded as if it had massive anti planet bomb in to it.

>>88611056
>If it made tumblr mad it must be pretty good.
>Watches an sjw show
>Try's to make himself feel better by convincing himself tumblr as a whole is against it.

>>88606092
God, I hope so.

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>>88612634
>This show plays into my agenda!
>No, this show plays into my agenda!

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>>88612536
>literally disliking the greatest fan theory of all time

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>>88620044
>Hitler
>not a normal and decent person

>>88618240
If you payed any attention to the films you'd know the empire are violent thugs who bullseye old married couples for fun. And they clearly don't keep the peace is there's a rebellion.

>>88612536
What if the incompetent comic relief was like super badass and edgy. I'm the first person to have this idea.

>turns out the main character WAS in a coma and it's all in their head
>they go back to sleep and nobody ever mentions it again

>>88606092
You're already dead.

Kek.

This thread has it all.

>>88619612
related to why I tend to roll my eyes when I see "deconstruction" mentioned on a message board

>>88619612
Those elements may have been done and subverted better before, but they're only hailed as the greatest because the whole thing really connected with people.

>>88621424
>deconstruction
What is that even supposed to mean, anyway?

>>88621463
basically when stories break down tropes and analyze why they may exist in the context of said story

but the internet usually uses it as a synonym for "good/advanced" as to prop up their taste in art as high quality

>>88621463
At this point in time, nothing concrete at all.

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>>88613240
Blah blah blah. And by the time you are """"""""ready""""""", those girls will have moved on and better yet, you'll find yourself alone and inexperienced and with nobody to date your suddenly thirsty self. You don't reject fish that bite the hook so easily; normal people don't do that.

>I just want to demonstrate that I'm not this weird autistic caricature.
And you're failing miserably at it.

>>88619612
>anything that deals with a person of color/gay character
I don't understand. You won't watch anything if a character is gay or not white?

>>88604739
Pretty common trope in fantasy novels. See: Book of the New Sun, Shannara, Dying Earth, King of Thorns.

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>>88620691
>supper lazer

Wish I had one of those!

>>88604739
Monster Rancher

>>88619612
Yeah, fuck undertale for not being obscure enough.

>>88614581
What comic is that picture from?

>>88612990
It's more simple and less convoluted than the Elder Scrolls' lore, that's for sure.

I fucking hate that garbage.

>>88618208
They make you believe you are bombing terrorists/the enemy even though if you pay attention it's pretty clear you're bombing innocent people. They don't give you a choice on the matter.