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Is Blizzard stupid? Why the fuck can't they release a full

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Is Blizzard stupid? Why the fuck can't they release a full fucking monthly comic? It would make bank.
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>>88593639
Because they already make bank with their games. Besides, they already tried it with WoW and, well... yeah.
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>>88593639
They don't want to invest the time into it like Valve did with TF2.

Which is a shame because I think the TF2 comics are miles superior to most things sold on store shelves.
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>>88593639
>make bank
It would make about as much, maybe less, than those Mass Effect comics

People read the webcomics because they're free
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I doubt there's actual money in doing a straight monthly
Or if you want to be cynical, they can't create enough material to justify a monthly
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>>88593639
>Is Blizzard stupid
Any question that goes "Is (company) stupid" can without hesitation be answered with yes.
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> an opportunity to piss of fans every month

yeah, no. overwatch is popular because the lore is vague enough for headcanons.
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>>88593721

Give me full scans of this comic.
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>>88593855
And shipping.

Lots and lots of shipping.
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>>88593889
Good news, it and every other team fortress comic is free

http://www.teamfortress.com/gargoyles_and_gravel/
http://www.teamfortress.com/comics.php
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>>88593639
>shoes on the couch
I have never played this game but i'm going to assume she is worst girl.
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>>88593899
well, yes, shipping is mostly headcanon.
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>>88593721

Volvo still not making ms pauling playable yet ?
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>>88593952
Volvo isn't doing much of anything, really. After Meet your Match the quantity and quality of updates has fallen down the drain.

They haven't even released the pyro update that they promised back in August.
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>>88593992
With TF2 team being this small it's not a surprise.
Valve gives a shit only about CSGO and Dota now. Casual focus killed the game.
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>>88593992
So Valve is basically doing nothing but steam now.
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>>88593935
Then there's no problem.
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>>88593639

You realize that comics aren't really profitable anymore, right? They make more money in a day of microtransactions in OW than an OW comic would earn them in a whole year. Probably even much more.

Media tie-ins are a spittle in the ocean for most IPs.
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Honestly, I'm just surprised Pharah wasn't the gay character
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>>88594152
What indicated that Pharah would be gay? At least Tracer looked like a lesbian.
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>>88593639
Takes a lot of work for not very good returns.
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>>88594183
Zarya looks like a lesbian. Tracer looks like a hipster girl in spandex.
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>>88594283
>Tracer looks like a hipster girl in spandex.
Precisely.
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>>88593639
Who is that QT3.14 with the red hai? Is this based on a video game? Which game?
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>>88594422
It's Tracer's brand new lesbian girlfriend. Not based on anything.
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>>88594467
Who is Tracer?
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>>88594422
New character from the comic for Overwatch
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wait did this entitled bitch just steal some one's present.
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>>88593800
But people are hungry for Overwatch lore.
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>>88594622
did you actually read the comic?
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>>88593639
It wouldn't make shit. People would just read it posted on here and not pay a dime for it.
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>>88593639
Comics don't make money anymore.

Plus, they all ready gave the middle finger to physical editions with First Strike.
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>>88594622
Tracer was trying to get her that scarf, but all the stores she went to were closed, except one where she let some rando take the last one.

She also stopped a guy that was stealing people's shopping bags, and the family gave her that box as thanks.

Tracer didn't know what was in it, but by the magic of Christmas special plot contrivances, it was the scarf.

tl;dr kind of but then two girls kissed so it's okay
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>>88595888
>the family she helped gave her that box as thanks.

Oh no I fucked up explaining the plot of a free comic
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>>88594152
Why do people get so invested in the sexual preferences of fictional characters in a game with minimal lore?
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So how do you think Torbjorn's armor packs work in-story anyway?

Do you think they go all suitcase Iron Man and form a protective metal carapace around the user or does everyone just get a big glowing cowering plate to block bullets with?
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>>88596050
It's a fucking force-field generator you dingus
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SJWs: Tracer being gay is only surprising if you assumed she was straight!

Also SJWs: Tracer's ass shot is misogynistic and targeted at the male gaze!
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>>88593639
I thought she couldn't take off her harness or else she would phase out of time.
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>>88596173
Look in the corner of her apartment and Winston's place.

That thing looks almost like her time harness, huh?
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Hold the fucking phone. Tracers girlfriend looks like the woman from a few of the posters in-game depicting a Overwatch heroine who's into music and dance. Similar to the Brazilian guy but instead more like trance and shit, she has a robot partner too.

>Left image

They usually have tons of characters from concept and put them in as background filler. She has a few posters in different maps from different countries.
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>>88596184
Huh. Well okay. Seems like one of those gizmos that won't be seen again, but what ever. I don't even play Overwatch.

As for the lesbo thing, I don't know why anyone would be upset on this site. We make everything go lesbo or futa lesbo.
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>>88595485
Obviously not, bruh. That's what the question is about.
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Blizzard could make a lot of things that would make them bank but they're already rolling in dough and manage a lot of popular games they made all of which have active playerbases which are needy for updates
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>>88593679
Didn't the WoW comic last like 50 issues?
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Aren't they making a Netflix cartoon?
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>>88596676
Yes along with a handful of mini series
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>>88593639
Who was the present really for? Also, this would have been really cute if I hadn't read it in Tracer's voice. Her accent makes me want to vomit.
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>>88593639
>mfw I read it right to left, top to bottom
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RIP in Pieces Mercy/Pharah fans.

Genji is writing to Mercy
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>>88596799
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>>88593639
>Why the fuck can't they release a full fucking monthly comic?

They took too much inspiration from TF2
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>>88596815
no
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>>88594152

She's egyptian, they're muslims and would get triggered by implication that muslims can be gay.
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>>88594099
You literally posted a problem.
>Tumbltards: What who is this no name bitch! Tracer is suppose to be with [insert playable female character]

>non-fags: They made their mascot a fag?! Fucking pandering bullshit.
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>>88595888
But the rando gift was still suppose to go to Winston, considering Tracer goes "Wait don't..." when red head starts tearing through it.

To be fair though, you live with your gf and they bring a present you're going to expect its for you.
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>>88593679
The problem with the WoW comics were;

A. They let the writer have free reign and let it be wrote like a Shonen Manga with a bullshit, mary sue protagonist.

B. They took in-game events already established, and butchered them while including new characters. EG: Onyxia's quest chain became Varian being split into two people and killing her instead of Adventurers unravelling her schemes. Naxxramas was raided by Darion Morgraine who was desperate to free his father and not a coalition trying to curb the threat of the Scourge etc.
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>>88596809
>"Issshhh Hiuuuuiigh NooooOOoooon!"
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>>88596845
Lesbianism is mostly fine in Islam btw

It's not seen as truly homosexual as there is "no" penetration
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>>88596198
>gave her very obvious nipple bumps

WHAT IF MY CHILD SEES THIS POSTER??
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>>88596809
>spending Christmas in an alley, while it's raining, watching your ex-wife and wife's son spending the holiday happy

It's tough being the bad guy.
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>>88596940
But I actually enjoyed 1/2 Varian though, and thought everything after was downhill
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>>88593721
>They don't want to invest the time into it like Valve did with TF2.
>conveniently ignores how much time there is between each TF2 comic release
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>>88596809
who is the family reaper creeping on?
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>Is Blizzard stupid? Why the fuck can't they release a full fucking monthly comic? It would make bank.

The better question is why would anyone care? They're horrible comics. They've time and time again fucked up by trying to make big backstories for all the characters, but then they put them in lazy, simple plots with bland character interaction. They're all so safe and predictable, same with their films. Each one focuses on trying to show you the characters' personalities and it turns out that they're all pretty generic. The only one that was slightly enjoyable was Junkrat/Roadhog, and even then, it was still exactly what'd you would expect.

Tracer's is still mindboggling because it's a Christmas comic, but they still labeled it "Tracer" instead of Christmas or anything. But then again, if it wasn't for the "tracer's gay" page, there'd literally be no substance to reading the comic at all.
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>people shocked that the gangly androgyne with spiky hair is a lesbian
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>>88597173
But it's still intentionally "good vs evil cliche" for this series, despite having fucked-up backstories like Widowmaker's
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This is what, the fifth thread? And they're all veiled attempts at harvesting (you)s.
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>>88596940
Look anon you can't make a 40 monkey raid canon, even the books never brings up the playable characters.
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>>88593639
>Why the fuck can't they release a full fucking monthly comic? It would make bank.

The WoW comic didn't make bank, and it came out during peak WoW.

Also, while the art is usually good, for some reason the WoW comic had UNUSUALLY shitty writing for the dialogue. Like, the plot was decent. But the characters were talking like they were trying to explain their actions to an 8 year old or younger.

Jokes aside about "hurr durr wow is for children", the writing was really fucking strange. Like if someone had a knife thrown at them, they'd be all "Oh no, a knife might hit me and cause me to die!"

That's not thought bubble, that's word bubble.
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If Athena becomes playable, then who will announce how well or badly players are doing over the PA system?
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>>88593800
The big difference is Overwatch has more in common with capes while Mass Effect is just sci-fi again.

It works out for Dark Horse since the only alternative they have is Serenity or going horror with Aliens/Predator.
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>>88597055
>ex-wife and son

Anon, that's his son/daughter and grandkid. Reaper's as old as Soldier 76 and Ana.
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>>88593639
I just feel sorry for that one Tracer/Genji shipper.

Made a lot of cute art.
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>>88593639
Wait, Tracer can take off her chest thing? I thought that was what bound her to the timeline.
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>>88593639
>is this billion dollar company stupid? why dont they release a thing in a medium that would net them about .002% profit, when they can make an online cardgame for nothing that makes them 56 million a year. god they are so dumb!!!
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>>88598045
No anon, the chest thing is just a portable version of the one Winston made for her living area. You can see the home version in the second panel.
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>>88598045
It just needs to be near her and undamaged. So if it's in the same room, she's good.
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>>88598061
>>88598057
Aah ok, that makes sense.
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>>88597140
Probably a mook from overwatch

Kids in for a surprise batmanning for christmas
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>>88593639
I was disappointed by both the artist and the editor for this. I get that Milo was probably on a tight deadline but there are a bunch of perspective errors or just bad framing throughout the comic.
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>>88598036
>AMWF faggot BTFO yet again
How will he ever recover?
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>>88596799
Genji is merely properly grateful for the service that Mercy did by saving his life, unlike that ingrate Reyes.
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>>88596905
Real talk. Why the duck did it become this stigma to hate hot lesbians. I remember when straight men loved them. Fuck I'm all for it since this just means way more porn. Do retards really need to argue over everything? If we all just focused more on porn we'd all be much happier
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>>88596809
Wait a second, those aren't orbs Zenny's holding, THEY'RE SNOWBALLS!
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>>88596799
You clearly know nothing about shipping communities.
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I ship Zarya/McCree.
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>>88593721
Isn't Miss Pauline a lesbian as well?
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>>88593639
Low volume means quality control is easy

A monthly is a lot of content
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>>88596809
Torbjorn, confirmed to be a horny old fart who can breed like rabbits.
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>>88599621
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>>88599542
I think it's a combination of two different pathetic things. One: kneejerk reaction against them SJWs. Two: actual waifuing where they actually need to self insert and fantasize about being the one to fuck the fictional character, and them being canon gay somehow... Stops that?

It's very sad and shouldn't be acknowledged.
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>>88599674
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>>88599542
About five minutes after the end of Korra.

We used to have regular lesbian threads here before that.
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>/co/ is bitching less about tracer being a dyke than /u/ because it fucks up widow/tracer for them

Hahaha. Man, what the fuck? I love shipping.
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>>88596799
I find it cute that he sends snail mail in the year 2070

or does he want mercy to feel special?
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>>88596845
Is Pharah a canon muslim? I don't remember.

Maybe it's an idealist future when there is no islam anymore.

She is def Arab but I don't think anything with her or her mother points to being Muslim.
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>>88599984

It's so fucking weird. I will never understand it.
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>Lucio not present in comic
Wonder what he was doing
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>>88600125
He's in the comic, when Tracer is looking for her gift check out the big screen in the background, its Lucio at some sort of Dance Party, acting as its DJ.
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>>88599542
Lesbian porn is boring
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>>88599984
>Nipples
That's a ban
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>>88599984
Is that artist still doing guro? Such a waste.
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>>88601061
What's the name of the artist?
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>>88601061
No.
>>88601088
TehDave
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>>88599637
Dating with Scout
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>>88599542
Everything is becoming more and more political. Even the tiniest, most innoucous and trivial matters you can think of are being appropriated by partisanship and political polarization.

Even internet memes have gone from mocking politics to supporting them.
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>>88597104

FOR FREE anon, difference being that Team Fortress delivers content with almost as much quality than a 2016 game for FREE
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>>88599542
>Why the duck did it become this stigma to hate hot lesbians
SJWs ruined lesbians that or people realized that when you're single any people in a happy relationship makes you feel terrible.
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>>88593639
>release a comic
>I am retarded
you guys are fucking idiots.
look at the intro to both winston and that one big kid little kid trailer,
Overwatch doesn't need a comic, it should have been a movie.
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