“Hey Cucks, My name is Shazam, and I hate every single one

billy would never say something like that ;_;

>>88583884
>and I was the Champion of Magic
>and I was
>was

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>>88583884
You're not Billy. Billy is a pure soul.

I should know. I'm his best friend

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>>88583919
>Billy all but admits that he loves Harley.

Was.

I wanna fuck Captain Marvel.

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Glad Harley finally got her wish.

>>88583955
Technically, he could survive that. Captain Marvel's been shattered before and survived, so Shazam could do the same.

Problem is, you'd need someone powerful enough with magic to put him back together. Not a lot of those left.

>>88584210
Would fucking Shazam count as pedophilia?

>>88583884
>I’m pretty much perfect.
Not with a name like Shazam you're not. Your name is Captain Marvel, start using it, you little punk.

>>88584425
Just say Shazam backwards. Its more exotic sounding.

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>>88584425
Captain Marvel's the other guy who hangs out with the old man, the cripple, and his sister.

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>>88584268
didn't they reveal he was in normal form at that moment (hence why he tried shouting shazam)
they where just too lazy to change the character model

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>>88583955
>>88584268

>>88584365
As long as he's an adult and acts like one, no. I hope not.

>>88584512
No, he was shouting Shazam to do the old "Call down the lightning, then dodge it" routine.

In the comics, Shazam also says shazam to cast spells.

>>88584425
Throw money at Marvel Comics so DC can license the name Captain Marvel again and he will

>>88584365
Ephebophilia. He's a teenager now.

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>>88583884
Pretty big words for a fucking ten year old.

>>88584559
They can call him Captain Marvel all they want. They just can't put it on the cover of the comic.

Johns just thinks that people thought his name was Shazam because that's what his comics were called. Because everyone thinks Batman's name is Detective Comics.

>>88584571
>What is a word used by pedos in denial to describe themselves?

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>>88584604
Except your example doesn't make sense. Not only is Captain Marvel's comic called Shazam, so are his toys and other merch.

It's not like they call a Batman toy Detective Comics.

>>88584365
yes. or even abuse of the mentally ill since hes got a childs mind in the form of an adult.

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>>88584672
Moreso, he hears voices in his head.

>>88583884
Stealth /ss/ thread?

>>88583884
Well to begin with, "Shezow" I didn't lose my own name to some retarded dyke.
Second: don't stick your dick in Crazy, but I guess what you do best is get some madman's sloppy seconds.
Third, and final point, what kind of name is "Shezow" anyway?

>>88584716
>Having six of history's greatest fuckmeisters in your head, giving you sex advice.

No wonder Harley seems so pleased in OP.

>>88583967
Y A S S

>>88583884
>My name is Shazam, and I hate every single one of you.
You clearly ain't Shazam then.

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Billy is not for lewd and he is not for older women.

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>>88585077
How about Mary?

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>>88585122
She can be with whoever she wants. Just know that Billy is for chaste and sweet childhood romances with girls his age.

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>>88585217
Like Stargirl?

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>>88585307
Obviously.

>>88585369
>yfw Captain Marvel starts dating her, so her dad kidnaps Billy to convince him to stop.

>>88584604
>Johns just thinks that people thought his name was Shazam because that's what his comics were called. Because everyone thinks Batman's name is Detective Comics.
They DO think his name is Shazam. True story, I was in a comic store and some people came in, saw a Captain Marvel comic and was like to the others "Look, this is Shazam. He looks like the Flash...."

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>>88583947

>>88583911
New 52 Billy is an edgelord

>>88585561
Such an edgelord....>>88584590

>>88585597
>Taking money for rescuing people

>>88585122
Mary is the most pure and belongs to me.

>>88583967
Stop it Kamala, she's meant only for Jess

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>barely any Billy Harley /ss/

>>88584526
I hope something like this happens again in Injustice 2. Wo will be the most likely candidate to get lasered by Emperor?

>>88586108
Kamala x Billy sounds like a cute ship

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>>88583884
Good god, you just reminded me of the almost daily threads back on /mlp/. Son of a bitch.

>>88586136
Emperor Superman has reason to zap everyone but I imagine he'd want to do something special to Batman.

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>>88586114
Request more of it, then.

>>88586162
It would actually, they're both optimistic youngsters in a team of superheroes who do heroic deeds out of the goodness of their own hearts. Though nu52 Billy is an edgelord and Kamala is probably going to be broken by the end of Civil War II.

>>88586166
What about Harley?. She got scot free in retrospect

>>88586215
Champions is set post-Civil War II.

>>88586215
We can ignore CWII and I'm sure Rebirth will fix Billy to be like his old self.

>>88586246
Her ending has her going permanently insane after killing the other Joker.

They might rewrite that for Ground Zero, but...

>>88586268
Have ever any arcade ending mattered for Netherrealm?. I mean if we are going for that then the mystery of the Abin-Sur also has to be a play, and White Lantern Sinestro and Yellow Lantern Damian

Chadsam deserves jis own book.
Inb4 "he got one in the nu52/at the very start"

>>88586294
Usually one or two endings are actually cannon while the rest are extremely outlandish.

>>88586246
Eh, she's a major figure in the resistance but he really, really, really hates Batman.

>>88584210
Didn't she help Joker detonate a nuclear weapon on a major city in this series?!?

>>88586957
she helped make superman beat pregnant lois lane to death

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>>88586844

>>88583884
A Champion of magic? Like you? You're a rabbit in a hat, Batson. Everything special about you came out of some words.

>>88587084
This is porn, right?

Please say yes

>>88586957

yes.

>>88587169
Monster Society of Evil

>>88583884
Sauce on this image

>>88587191
So that's a no?. Damn

>>88586989
Meh. Humans by and large have "forgiven" people for worse atrocities. Take for example, the people responsible for Unit 731. It might not be on the same scale as detonating a nuke, but for the countless multitude hit by that nuke, death was instant. The human guinea pigs in Unit 731 took days, weeks, maybe even months in agony.

>>88587216
Billy is too pure for lewds so sadly this is a no.

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>>88587210
Injustice Ground Zero #12

>>88583884
isn't shazam the wizard? I thought he was cap. marvel

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>>88587109
>You're a rabbit in a hat, Batson. Everything special about you came out of some words.
>mfw
>Billy is the Revelationist, who is only powerful with the sweeping sound of words

Marvelman is the Revelation! The Atomik-Force at the core of all things! When you cry out Shazam in the heat of battle, Billy Watson! It is the power of Marvelman that you feel!"

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>>88584365
No. It'd count as pic related.

>>88587386
thats only if the grown up is female, if it is male the underage gender is somewhat irrelevant, but if his male then it is completely irrelevant.

What would an Objectivist Billy Batson be like?

>>88587431
Sorry. I was too fixated on Harley fucking Billy to comprehend your post.

>>88587463
understandable, I was to distracted by it to actually make a legible post.

>>88583884

the whole Injustice is soft-core for Harley

Why do they keep forcing Harley Quinn into everything?

>>88587450
Ayn Rand's wet dream.

>>88587518
Admittedly, it may very well be because of how well her being forced in Injustice was received. With that said, Injustice Harley is arguably the best version of the character, and every other Harley excluding Dini's has been made into a knockoff Deadpool.

>>88587283
New 52 happened

>>88587601
I see, don't know anything about new 52, so the wizard is retconned? how does it work now?

>>88587724
Wussy

>>88587724
Punisher blown the HECK out!

>>88587255
Speaking of Injustice, was the comic and game ok?

>>88587853
The comic was alright, fun and entertaining during Tom Taylor run, after that it kind of went down and became dull. The game dunno, it's good if you like fighting games and a so-so story

>>88587745
I think the wizard still exist it's that Marvel copywrited the name Captain Marvel so DC changed Billy superhero name to Shazam to avoid lawsuits

>>88587670
>>88587863
This is great. Mary Marvel is the best.

>>88587853
Comic is so so. It is hit or miss but when it hits it hits hard. The Butlering was so fucking amazing. Game is okay I guess. I bought it for like five bucks and had some decent playtime with it

>>88583947
Swag as a motherfucker.

>>88584590
That pose gets me everytime

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>>88586108
>Not knowing the real Captain Marvel.

I've got some news for you...

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>>88587967
>The Butlering

Ooooh hoohoohoo

>>88588337
Made me sad when Zsasz killed Alfred. I was hoping they'd put him in Injustice 2 so I'd finally have a new main.

>>88587824

There's no need for that kind of language, anon.

>>88587863

I fucking love how the last page is "and also the bad guy is in literal HELL, being tortured for all eternity"

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>>88587853
Copious amounts of death, some incredibly pointless and pathetic. One death in particular could rank in at one of the top 3 most STUPID deaths ever in comics history.

I haven't really played the game aside from seeing a few LPs on YT. Didn't look too bad though.

>>88588417
Yeah I was incredibly bummed out. I mean sure Zsasz got his in the end but still, killing Alfred?

Felt awful.

>>88588511
But Mary Marvel is still way prettier and her hair is better too.

>>88588466
Oh man, Dick's death was so stupid that it became hilarious.

>>88588588
I kind of feel bad for Georgina, she's ugly as sin and raised by a crazy guy who made her that ugly

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You see, Billy boy, that is where you are wrong, I spend most of my time painting cool pictures, and that is how I get pussy, plus naked pics of girls who want to be painted (pic bloody related), and tons of money from guys who want paintings of their IRL crushes doing nasty stuff. All without wearing spandex, getting the shit beat outta me, or being a little kid with a sqweaky voice and a face full of zits.
So I'll stay here finishing this painting, being just a matter of time until some good lad ask me to do a pic of your silly Harley doing stuff that could make Joker sane.

>>88583884

>Shazam

Ain't that the name of that genie movie with Sinbad?

>>88588789
Needs Loomis

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>>88588839

>>88588818
Nah, I think it's that movie with Shaq and he's a wizard.

>>88588963

Nah, man, it's a movie with Sinbad as a genie.

>>88588839
>guy said he recibes pics for him to paint
>you suggest loomis
Not the guy, but you seem mildly retarded

>>88588999
Can't argue with those digits.

>>88587853
The game Injustice is literally Mortal Kombat with a DC skin and slightly less over-the-top violence.

>>88586162

I like to think the lightning bolt on Kamala's outfit is a nod to the original Captain Marvel, even if Danvers used that for a while too - something to play with if there's ever another official Marvel/DC crossover, which is pretty unlikely nowadays...

>>88585561
piss off

>>88587745

I don't recall if they named him, but in New 52 the wizard is an aboriginal who was abducting people to test for moral perfection, which he never actually found.

>>88585561
Injustice Billy isn't really the same as New 52 Billy though

>>88583884
>My name is Shazam, and I just transformed back into Billy Batson.

>>88587943
DC can still use Captain Marvel. They did so recently in Convergence.

It's just that they can't name the comic Captain Marvel, so the Nu52 named its Cap Shazam so that his name would be the same on the merchandise and comics.
>>88587745
Shazam's now the title.

>>88583947
was green tweed jackets really popular at some point?
Jimmy wears them
Tawky wears them
WIll Magnus

....i guess thats it

>>88587863
was this the story where Superman uses his X-Ray vision and looks at a woman taking a shower

(he was testing it out because he was in the Shazam Earth)

anyway...man, i didn't expect that to happen in that comic

>>88590649
It's a 50s thing.

>>88590172
He doesn't do that anymore. They junked that weakness.

>>88586844
> way to go son.

EVERYTIME.

>>88583884
Man, New 52 really did do a number on Billy, didn't it?

>>88593475
they had to make him relatable