https://youtu.be/i4tNuM9XttM Sony cancelled the Popeye movie,

>Sony

There's your answer.

>>88575759
Good. Nobody needs or wants a Popeye movie. Nobody even knows who the fuck that is, nor should they.

>>88575788
/thread/

>>88575759
>Sony
No surprise there.

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>88575796

No (Yous)s gromit
Not a bit in the house

>>88575796
When compared to shit like emoji or DUDE FEED Party I'd much rather watch Popeye.

>>88575796
>Nobody knows one of the most iconic cartoon characters of the 20th century

Stop being a retard.

Emoji got funded by app companies that will make an appearance on their movie much like Rovio did.
The difference is Angry birds actually has an decent plot, Emoji is just a huge long ass ad placement for apps.

>Sony

How can they're game division be so good, but movie division be so bad?

>>88575759
At least we can get that 4th Popeye DVD set and a Blu-Ray set.

>>88575971
I was going to say Amy Pascal, but she left last year, so no idea.

>>88575971
Because the key word you've used twice there is "division".

>>88575971
>sony game division
>good
Let's not make any rash statements here.

>>88576022
This has nothing to do with Popeye

>>88575759
Executives are idiots.

>>88575903
What was the product placement in Angry Birds?

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>>88575796
>disrespecting Popeye and the Golden Age classics of animation

>>88577503
I'm gonna let you simmer on that question for a bit

>>88575796
[hook]


[fish]

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>>88575759
it's okay
our misery will die with us

>>88575759
Because Popeye is public domain everywhere but the US, and it's not a popular property just because it's well known. Plenty of shitty bible movies out there that never made their money back.

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Emoji is a much stronger "brand" than Popeye.

They were thankful for Tartakovsky rescuing their dying Hotel Transylvania movie and turning it into a franchise, but not thankful enough to invest in his wacky cartoons.

It's a lot like what they did to Lauren Faust. They saw she revitalized a dying franchise, offered her an original/semi-original movie with lots of creative control, and then took it away.

>>88577804
>Plenty of shitty bible movies
well there's the reason, moron

I dont understand Emojis, as in, what makes them different that the very old Emoticons?

>>88577976
black people use them to make ebin twitter pics

>>88575759
focus
group

>>88577886
Sadly this. Sony looked out the window and saw what a huge hit the Lego Movie was and hey, why bother updating a classic or making something new when you can go lowest common denominator (and maybe the other kind of LCD) *and* get funding from people who want to shill their product(s) instead?

They see this solely as a cash grab. They see it as something backers will fund and consumers will buy up. The critics and people with taste in toons will shit their britches over how bad it is. And someone will laugh their way to the bank.

At least Disney (in theory anyway) tries to make all the fucking money by making the -best- (and marketable) product people will buy. Sony is just trying to get the easiest one.

>>88577976
More expressive emotions, and their yellowness makes them stand out more.

They still shouldn't be marketable, normies should realize how stupid it is to unironically enjoy Emoji-related media and products, and I'm saying that as a normie of all people.

http://www.sonypicturesanimation.com/upcomingfilms.php?s=popeye

They still have it in their upcoming films list.

It's still getting made. They hired a new writer earlier in the year.

>Sony
>doing literally anything right
Sir, I found the fucking problem.

>awful movie about fucking mobile phone smilie faces
>but Sony canned an awful sullying of the Popeye name by Genndy

Why does everything good have to come at a price

>>88579544
>awful sullying
Where's your movie pitch?

As a failure in life; I want dissect and learn all the 3D animation techniques they used in this.
I want to make stuff like this, the cartoon motions in it are beautiful.

>>88575759
Looks like G.T.'s been screwed over again.

>>88575759

>No tattoos
>No pipe
>Popeye doesn't punch a single bad guy

Holy shit, cancelling this sanitized bullshit was a mercy killing.

>>88575817
>>88575796
Fixed. ;)

>>88575759
>a movie people will go watch even ironically
Well, they aren't wrong.

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I remember first seeing it, I was so optimistic about the future then

>>88579705
This, tbqh!

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>>88575796
I see the kids are on Xmas break now...

>>88579544
Gennedy has the highest amount of appreciation and respect for classics, you talking shit about his skills that made him want to move to America in the first place is really fucking retarded.

>>88575759
These movies are for kids.

Considerably more kids know what an emoji is than who Popeye is.

>>88579705
This is supposed to be a young Popeye. He was probably going to gain those things later.

>>88577886
I want to see a Popeye show based on the Segar stuff as much as the Fleischers, where it's more of Depression slice of life and not every story ends in punching.

>>88581148

Because that's what we all wanted to see.

A Popeye movie where he doesn't punch anyone or do anything Popeye-like until the last 5 minutes because he has to "become Popeye" first.

Fuck that.

>>88577394
>>88575759
>>88577886

For Sony, this Emoji movie a rather strong a safe investment for them considering how it fits the LCD of audiences. In comparison to Popeye, it is a more safe investment since it appeals to more people; because "hey look, emojis!" This is just them trying to make a guaranteed profit.

>>88581226
>Any time Popeye punches someone, it turns out they're a robot

>>88576022
I don't like sony game division either but it's the only one that makes money for Sony

>>88575903
>Angry Birds
>decent plot

Eh, I'll see where The Emoji (Lego) Movie goes

>>88581548
Most of their income actually comes from insurance services.

>>88575759
popeye is a shitty out of date character that should have stayed in the past anyway.

>>88575759
Sony wants what's worse for everyone. Just look at their track record of films produced.

>>88578797
>>88575759

This. They didn't cancel the movie, they just wanted to change so much that Genndy left. They'll get a new writer/director and try again later, but it won't be anything like the proof of concept video Genndy provided.

>>88575796
The test reel they did a few years back was really good and the sneak peak was amusing, I'd have probably gone to see the Popeye movie.

>>88577804
Not until 2024

>>88575759
I was looking forward to this movie

Fuck

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You know the old saying:
>pic

>>88575759
>Save me? Who's gonna save you?
Kino.

Since the movie didn't get finished that means Olive Oyl DIED.

>Project might be still alive
Yes! Sony finally is giving Geendy a chance!
>Written and directed by the guy who made the Ratchet and Clank movie

Nooooooooooooo!

You should know better than to have any faith in humanity what so ever at this point. Shit is popular now, and we will only get what is popular, we are in a downward spiral into a society of utter, total shit and drivle.

>>88577941
We need a top quality Bible movie. Directed by Zack Snyder...?

>>88575759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AZAbSXmeoI

>>88575971
>game division good
They went in decline after the PS3 anon, they are doing "fine" with the PS4 because the Xbone ruined itself with its infamous presentation at E3 2013 while Nintendo had a console with a shitty gimmick

>>88575971
Their game division is doing well, but they're not terribly good to consumers this generation between paid online, a relatively small library of exclusives, and the 4Pro debacle.

If anything that division's success means that marketing and memes get you farther with games than movies.

Genndy is a hack. Sony knows they can break even with this retarded emoji movie. All Popeye would've done is bring down Sony Pictures more than it already has.

This shitty meme movie will probably make more money for way less effort. That's the name of the game especially when your film division is floundering

>>88585046
Exclusives mean shit for the industry or the consumer. You think anyone besides a retarded fanboy cares that their system has a game no one else has?

>>88576007
Movies take 2-3 years to make, generally speaking.

She definitely could have approved a whole wave of shit near the end just to spite Sony.

>>88584090
We're literally becoming the gta universe.

>>88575788
What caused them to get so bad? How did they go from revolutionizing cartoony CG animation with Cloudy to butchering a Ghostbusters remake? They had Gennedy, Lauren Faust, and Lord-Miller combo on their team and still managed to lose every single one.

>>88585106
No, but it tends to be good for the company that has those exclusives.

>>88575759
Easy

So little kids can bug mom and dad to see what is "hip" with them

You don't respect classic things until you get older. Popeye will be around for a long time. Emojis 20 years max

>Who is this arm guy ?
>I love those emojis !

>>88585051
>making a good movie would bring Sony down

You sound like a Sony executive...

>>88575759
That was extremely entertaining, holly shit, that animation is so fluid!
Wtf, Sony??

>>88580784
>!

>>88581459
WB said the same thing when they cancelled a Superman movie to make Wild Wild West.

So I guess I can enjoy the documentary of "what could have been" we'll see within the decade.

>>88585448
Sony has always been dog shit. The only time they luck into anything worthwhile is when they let people do what they want.

Spider-Man 1 and 2, Raimi given control, movies turn out great.

Spider-Man 3, execs start messing with it, the movie is garbage.

>>88577584
Anything besides a single video game? Is Assassin's Creed an ad too?

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>>88581226
>Implying it wouldn't have been great to see Popeye slowly become hardened over the course of the movie, with him slowly becoming more and more Popeye-ish until the climax where he goes full Popeye and starts punching people into inanimate objects.

The buildup and payoff could have been great.

>>88585746
It seems you know little to nothing about the video game industry. Regardless, I'm willing to forgive since this is a cartoon board.

>>88585106
>Means nothing to a consumer
>"Let me slap down $4-500 on a box that plays things my PC also plays.

There's no reason to buy a console aside from exclusives and unique versions/incarnations. The Xbone is a fucking worthless; it's an overpriced desktop that can only play games. The only reason it did well at all is marketing.

>>88575759
>CGI

Whew, dodged a bullet there.

>>88585448
The Hack fucked them up, they brought on Amy Pascal who has been making shit decision after shit decision.

>>88586148
Most people don't want to deal with PC's, especially these days. And even less want to deal with PC games.

>>88586148
>"Let me slap down $4-500 on a box that plays things my PC also plays.

Go back to /v/, you fucking retard. The average consumer doesn't give two shits about building a PC. While it's an objectively better option, there's a reason why most games sell better on consoles. It's 'cheaper' and easier to set up. The only games that make the big bucks on PC are MMOs and MOBAs.

>>88575971
I know it's already been said, but, good is a stretch. I'd go with decent.

>>88586227
You can't play it both ways, jackass.

Either exclusives don't matter in the consumers' interests or it doesn't matter to the company's profit margins, not both. Consumers not realizing they could save money even with a damn pre-built doesn't change that a console without exclusive games is worthless. If every console had the same games there wouldn't even be a purpose in buying them.

I'm not even saying "WOW PEOPLE SHOULD GO OUT AND BUILD THEIR OWN PCs"; I'm saying the very notion that exclusive games don't matter just because some consumers only care for certain multiplat games is fucking ridiculous.

>>88586372
>a console without exclusive games is worthless
You can just add 'imo' to the end of your essay and pretty much be done with this.

/v/ should be nuked and cleansed tbqh, they always derail a thread if you mention Sony or Microsoft with their faggotry.

>>88575796
I don't care if it's bait anymore, you're a swine and I hope you fucking die.

>>88584246
Nah, I mean, what possible experience with Jesus or even Christ-like figures does Zack Snyder have?

...Okay yeah, Jesus destroying half of ancient Jerusalem in a battle with King Herod might be pretty funny.

>>88575759
Sony killed Genndy's dream project so they could hold him captive on the dead IP that is Hotel Transylvania. It's a real shame but creators get fucked over all the time by whoever is holding the money.

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>>88577886
>do two Hotel Transylvania movies to pay the bills
>approach Sony to do a personal project based on one of the most famous characters of the 20th century
>they tell you to get fucked

>>88585448
Because Paskal, Lindsey Jones and Paul Faggot

>>88579705
Like >>88581148 said, it was confirmed that this was an origin story and this was a younger Popeye who's just getting started off in sailor stuff.

>>88586073
My sentiments exactly.

>Cancels Popeye
JUST
>Cancels Medusa
FUCK
>Greenlights Emoji Movie
MY
>Makes Amy Schumer the permanent face of Barbie
SHIT
>Starts WWIII because of The Interview
UP

>>88586148
Go back to your ASSFAGGOTS, you piece of shit. Normies don't give a damn about your fucking setup or it's technological superiority. Most of them just want an easy medium to watch Netflix on.

>>88575796
Fuck off and die, cuck.

>>88577976

Emoji is easier to say than Emoticon.

>>88575796
boi if you don't

>>88589476

You forgot trying to make that failed abortion Fembusters make a "Ghostbusters Cinematic Universe".

>>88586878
No, he has a point.
What objective reason is there to own one particular black or white squarish box over another if there's nothing unique to all the system libraries?
Hard mode: Not mentioning "muh friends bought x"

>>88575759
>What. The. Fuck.

Popeye is public domain, so they couldn't make big bucks with merchandising and cross-media.

>>88591473
That's basically the reason. Also it doesn't help that so many PC games end up getting fucked on release and need patches. Granted it can happen to Console games but console games at the very least have the bare minimum of works on release. Rather than needs X/Y/Z or it doesn't work.

I do like PC games I do certainly use my PC for gaming but Consoles are just easier to deal with. And having a few games I'd rather play on it over the PC makes it a decent investment.

>>88575796
Underage b& please go.

>>88575796
delet

what if laika studios picked it up

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>>88584601
I wouldve guessed Xbone ruined itself because all it's games are on PC and there really arent any stellar titles worth playing on it. Even if you don't like the anime games on PS4.

>>88589476
Medusa?

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>>88575796
Fall in a well and die.

>>88577886
I'm actually curious, what movie did Lauren get booted from?

>>88592859
Medusa. Apparently a good chunk of the pre-production work had already taken place too.

>>88575796
>What are you, a jap?

>>88592620
Film that Faust was spearheading. Got scrapped.

>>88591473
How about the fact that a brand new computer if managed improperly becomes a piece of shit. Where as a console's processing power is prioritised for gaming and thus has much less to manage. You can spend 500-1000 on your state of the art gaming rig, but at the end of the day it's more convenient to have a simplified multi-media device.

Trust me, I like to pew-pew with my mouse and keyboard much more than the sluggish controller, but it's simple to have. It's like having a Roku instead of cable.

>>88591576
I'd say something along the lines of the companies that make the games probably half ass the ports to the PC, but my point was why would anyone buy one particular system aside from exclusives.

>>88593256
Again, this applies to everything, why should I buy one particular system over the others if it has no exclusives.

Going past the "consoles are easier to use/manage falsehood", if there were no differences in game libraries between consoles, why would I pick one particular system over the other(s)?

>>88575796
This is Sony, the company that okayed an broadly comedic action tentpole starring 4 middleaged women and a Barbie movie starring Amy Schumer, among other horrible mistakes.

Why would they cancel THIS?

>>88575759
i mean, should i have any hope for this considerign Sony's output these last few years

>>88593500
>hear a lot of shit about this Amy Schumer person being the new face of the Barbie franchise in a movie
>think nothing of it, ignore whatever controversy might be about
>see it mentioned a lot in this thread, so finally look it up
What the fuck are they thinking? I'm sure she has talent and she isn't ugly or anything, but she's just too fat for this role. It's not an insult, it's just life.

We don't need Morgan Freeman playing Peter Parker, we don't need Tom Cruise playing Luke Cage, we don't need Miranda Cosgrove playing Amanda Waller, and we don't need Amy Schumer playing Barbie.

>>88579588
does he need one?

>>88591239
I find it hilarious how hard some people try and defend mediocrity in the videogames industry.

>watch Netflix
this is pisspoor reasoning and you're a dumbfuck.

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>>88575796
>Nobody even knows who the fuck that is, nor should they.

Sweet christ.

>>88576007
> current runner of Sony Tom Rothman.

well there's your answer.

>>88594055
Okay. Thanks for the shit fling Magilla.

>>88585448
They know no matter how much of a blow their movie sec takes they'll try to patch it up off the PlayStation brand.

>>88591516
>Popeye is public domain, so they couldn't make big bucks with merchandising and cross-media.

No he isn't. The old Fleischer cartoons are public domain, but Popeye himself is still under copyright at Kings Features Syndicate.

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>>88593765
The point is that Barbie is not a movie that needs to be made at any point, in any form aside from cheap CGI for 12 year old girls.

The Premise is just awful, as well; it's the standard, "[Character from Old Cartoon] goes to the REAL WORLD, and has wacky adventures and learns a lesson."

Hopefully, they avoid the Ghostbusters pitfall of appealing to the wrong audience and spending too much money.

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>>88575759
That actually looked fun. Normally I hate these kinds of nostalgia movies like Smurfs and whatnot, but this actually seemed fun. It didn't seem to force any stupid current memes in like the others. Pretty bummed to see it go.

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>>88575796

>>88575759
Who cares about a FUCKING white male? emjos connect to the niggers and spics.

>>88575796
even if you don't like Popeye,
Why would you want an emoji movie?

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>>88575759
Gee I wonder why

>>88594950
Emojis are extremely popular and extremely useful. They're practically a brand new language that will probably be integrated into out own fully by 2020. Emojis are the future and you are living in the past by not liking them

>>88591416
They're still going ahead with the "Ghostbusters Cinematic Universe".

Personally, I can't wait for the Slimer movie, oh boy. I mean he eats and burps and he's going to be screen for 2 fucking hours. What else could you want from a movie?

>>88594989
this

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>>88594999
Wasted trips. Put effort into your bait man.

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>>88575796

>>88587236
>Two swords is enough
>he literally destroys the entire Roman army by dual-wielding

Don't lie, that would be awesome.

>>88581216
"Everything ends in punching" describes the Segar stuff pretty well though. Either that or things are resolved by one of two magical animals.

>>88584090
Oh for fuck sake

>>88587236
Well. The destruction of the temple could look good.

>>88585352
>We're literally becoming the gta universe.
thank god tBh

>>88575796
you vile little clap baboon. Were it not for Popeye, you wouldn't have Mario.

>>88575796
The only people who say this are teens and under

>>88579544
What do you mean "awful sullying"? The test footage looks top notch

>>88575759
Good. The faggots deserve all the wasted time and money for kicking Tartakovsky off the project. I hope this gives him a good laugh.

And I hope the Emoji movie fails.

>>88595661
Wasted time and money sounds like Genndy to me.

>>88575796
Drop dead.

We all knew this was going to happen, let's be honest

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>>88575796

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>>88575759

Because more people like emojis than popeye.

Executives aren't thinking "What will make a better movie?", they're thinking "Which movie will have a bigger audience?" Emojis are more popular than popeye, therefore they chose to go with the popeye movie.

What's the best Popeye cartoon?

>>88585352
Is that why the mass shootings have gone up?

>>88595548
Can't wait to be murdered with a dildo desu

>>88595585
>>88580819
>>88592158
I'm 25, which is probably older than you.

>>88594950
>Why would you want an emoji movie?
I don't. As for Sony, more kids know what emojis are. It's as simple as that.

>>88593500
>Why would they cancel THIS?
Less people know about Popeye than Barbie.

>>88595990

No, it's why crime has gone down.

>>88596729
>I'm 25, which is probably older than you.

You act like a 15 year old who's still going through the edgy "realist" phase. Your statement is as shitty as your tastes.

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>>88596729
>underage b8
Enjoy your ban faggot

>>88596729

>implying you're actually 25 and not a kid pretending to be 25

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>>88596729
>I'm 25, which is probably older than you.
If that's true then holy shit you should be ashamed of yourself that someone much younger than you knows, enjoys, and prefers to watch Popeye than whatever bullshit "zomg so hipshit" crap the fools in Hollywood cram down our throats.

>>88575796
Bluto pls go

>>88595573
What?

>>88597391
>he hasn't heard of the Popeye arcade game that was the spiritual predecessor of the Donkey Kong arcade game

shaking my head

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Anything for millenial preteen money

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>>88575796
You have to be 18 to post here kiddo.

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>spending holidays with parents
>at Wal-mart with mom
>Shit emoji bean bag just sitting in the middle of the aisle
>mom looks at this giant smiling pile of poo
>anon what is that
>its an emoji
>no, but what is it?
>its a pile of shit
>why
It's LITERALLY shit. That's where we are. No irony anymore.

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>>88598116
Something similar to this, but with the shit emoji?

>>88598187
Yes. A big pile of shit smiling at you on the floor

Ungrateful millenial/hipster larvae. Mario and One Piece wouldn't be possible without Popeye.

>>88575796
I have never seen a bait post get this many (you)'s on /co/ before.

Unless you counted /sug/ or ponies as bait simply by subject matter.

>>88598223
Even hipsters hate emojis, though.

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>>88575759

>>88598320
gritty realistic drama reboot?

>>88578579
That's just it, most of my friends are normies and think the emoji movie just reeks of old people desperately trying to be hip and bank off of the youth.

It's basically Hilary's whole campaign.

The silver lining here is the cancellation got Genndy to finally do that Samurai Jack finale.

>>88575796
>People falling for this bait

consider kys gently, anon-kun

If it weren't for Popeye, Mario would never exist

>>88598499
Yeah, know he can shit the bed with his own beloved cartoon instead of someone else's

>>88598499
maybe. If Samurai Jack is successful and ends with a proper conclusion, we gotta convince to finish Sym-Bionic Titan

>>88598024
>millennial
>preteen

???

>>88575796
I love Popeye you assholes

>>88575759
Is it cancelled? The only thing I can find says that it's "In development" which means it's gonna be in development hell for quite some time.

That being said, I remember this from when it was first released and it made me really excited for this film. I think the animation is fluid and the slapstick was great. I really hope it's not cancelled.

>>88596256
thats saints row

>>88575759
Wait, what? They canned the Popeye movie? For some flash in the pan garbage movie? The Popeye movie that you could take your kids to see? Heck, you could take your _dad_ to see!

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>>88598499
>>88598583
>Samurai Jack
>conclusion
>still believing this all these years later

HE KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>88575759
I dont hate Popeye but I'm relieved that he isnt getting a movie

>grew up with a protuding lower jaw
>get called Popeye my entire kid life
I'm a literal failure at life.

Getting called Popeye by kids and random strangers at the age of 31 would just push me off the edge

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>>88575796
GET OUT

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>>88586073
>goes full Popeye and starts punching people into inanimate objects.

>>88575759
emoji movie is cheap and easy to animate. even if it flops it will still make a profit. it's sad but this is how little sony is willing to risk.

>>88598948
Nobody wants to watch a watered-down censored Popeye where he can't punch anyone and everyone he fights is a robot.

>>88577886
>Emoji is a much stronger "brand" than Popeye.
But...nothing is stronger than Popeye when he has his spinach.

>>88598891
Actually, San Andreas let you beat up people with dildos.

Currently, you're more likely to be killed with a pink chrome supercar or a fight jet in GTA, which is far less amusing.

>>88599059
What are you talking about? The sneak peak clearly showed cartoon violence you expected to see in classic Popeye.

>>88597032
It sounds like you're projecting your 15 year old "edgy realist" phase onto me. What was that experience like?

>>88597101
>implying you're actually 25 and not a kid pretending to be 25
I often read posts that make me really want to know how old the poster is, but of course I never get to find out. Well, now I think you guys are in that position that I usually find myself in, and since I think that it would be great to find out for once how old a poster is, I gave you my real age.

Anyway, for me there's no joy in being 25. I consider my life to be over, and it feels bad. If I were a kid, I would really be proud of it. I would love to say I was 15.

>>88575796
says the biggest retard in the world.
naw popeye is world famous.

>>88597207
Uh, shouldn't I be happy about that instead of ashamed?

>>88586073
and the sailor songs they could have had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjTGCrLvAU

>>88594989
jesus I'm starting to actually consider this as a true possibility

>>88575796
>winter is here
welp, go back to school, kid.

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>>88575971
>game division
>good

>>88601251
At least it's not a Pepe

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>>88602595

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>>88596729
>I'm 25, which is probably older than you

>>88579705
>>No tattoos
>>No pipe
>>Popeye doesn't punch a single bad guy

The tats and the pipe I could let slide, since those are mostly cosmetic.

But Popeye not punching the shit out of people because "too violent"? Fuck THAT. I think we all just have to accept that Popeye is a relic from the pre-SJW age. He cannot live in our world.

>>88602643
T-thanks anon...

>>88578570

I think a large part of this comes from the fact that Disney is just so damned good at what it is. You're never going to really compete consistently with Disney in terms of quality. You'll always be- even at your absolute best- an inferior Disney.

So they need to carve out other niches while saving money wherever possible.

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>>88575796
Best bait I've seen today.

>>88596729
>Less people know about Popeye than Barbie.
And? That didn't stop the Trolls movie from being made despite troll dolls being irrelevant

>>88599728
>starting
You need to lurk more.

>>88598698
it's a millennial in denial, anon

>>88575796
I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a GTFOburger today.

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>>88584090
joke