ITT: Your best Krusty Krab menu ideas. The "Diet Krabby

spongebob's arms

Take a Krabby Patty, right, and paint it a different color using food coloring. It costs nothing and you have eye candy that you can charge more for.

>>88571451
Pretty Patties?

>>88571480
Well, I mean, you can give 'em a different name if you want, personally I don't think there's any reason to change the name from Krabby Patty.

>>88571343
A free pair of socks with every purchase.

>>88571343
I could see this being a really episode

>Mr. Krabs lists new diet items

>Spongebob cries and whines that changing the Patty recipe is wrong under all circumstances

>Moral of the story is that it's better to feed customers a heart attack on a bun rather than make any changes to the oh so sacred Krabby Patty formula

>>88571343
Fuck you, I want my heart attack.

>>88571860
I was watching the episode where Krabs and Plankton sell overly greasy foods and wondered what SpongeBob was meant to do with the patties he de-greased to add more grease to "deluxe krabby patties."

>>88571860
>45 Krabby Pattys and a diet coke please

>>88572849
Lemme guess "Tiny", a small salad?

>>88571343
Plankton Fritters with Chum Sause

>>88571343
>Mr. Krabs comes up with that, it tastes awful, spongebob doesn't like making it, but it sells because people think it must be good for them because it tastes terrible.

>Squidward hates the infux of business and how he has to do more work.

>Mr. Krabs decides to rework the Krabby Patty formula and everything on the menu to make it "diet"

>Plankton succeeds at breaking into the Krusty Krab at night, but steals the diet recipe.

>diet Fad passes. Now people want whatever the spongebob equivalent of the KFC Double Down is.

I'll charge you for four burgers, and you'll get them when I decide they're ready and however many I end up deciding to make.

I'll call it a Season Pass.

And they're all already there, frozen under your seat. And you're just paying me to make them edible for you.

>>88571343
>Plankton and Mr Krabs got their recipes from a very delicious burger recipe split in two
>they never decide to put said recipe back together and become partners

They would make so much money

>>88573146
Thanks Todd!

>>88571343
Oh Yeah Mr Krabs

>>88571343
Turn the Krusty Krab into a strip club where all the big booty bitches will get high as hell when they urinate all over latino men

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>>88571536
>krusty krab
>free
thats not how it works

>>88571480
>Pretty Patties
HA!HA!HA! This is most stupid thing i heard today

>>88571480

Food colouring won't make customers faces purple

>>88573146
>>88573219

>Early access Krabby paties
>DLC Krab Patties
>Special Edtion Krabby Patties
>Remastered Krabby Patties
>Offical gamer pro-napkins and condiments to eat Krappy Patties

The possibilities

>>88574585
Krabs would be all about that kind of business, too.

>>88573080
>Now people want whatever the spongebob equivalent of the KFC Double Down is.
"Greasy Buffoons" already happened though.

>>88574585
>Where's the lettuce?
What do you think the "L" in DLC means, boyo?

>>88571360
seconding, they looked delicious

>>88571480
fucking retard that's the most stupidest thing ever neck yourself

>>88571480
what's next, bow tie french fries?

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>>88574638
>>88571360
How did this happen to me...

Why am I awake at 4am, posting an a chinese cartoon website and wondering what a sponge's arms taste like?

Krabby Patty but there is no burger.