>her kiss can poison a man What would happen to you if you

>>88566243
Those lips aren't poisonous.

Her vaginal fluids would mimic the digestive juices of a pitcher plant probably if she wanted to fuck you two ways

>>88566243
Her vaginal fluids would kill you, that's why you have to do anal exclusively with some tit-fucking sprinkled in.

what the hell?

Poison Ivy actually raped Bruce Wayne in THE LONG HALLOWEEN mini, something that was explored in the GOTHAM KNIGHTS series. She also raped Batman in LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT series.

So maybe she can control this type of stuff?

What if she sucked you? Would your dick be poisoned?

>>88566243
There was some comic set in arkham where an inmate bribed a guard so he could fuck her or Magpie he chose Magpie but since they had a whole thing set up where they were whoring themselves out Im guessing it would be fine

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>>88566243
>What would happen to you if you fucked her?
>Ass so fertile plants grow where she sits
>3 minutes into fucking her vines have coiled around you two, rhythmically moving to keep your hips rocking whether you want it anymore or not
>Only stopping when she's finally satisfied, regardless of how far along you are, then loosening just enough for her to slip out before binding you even tighter than before, leaving only your dick exposed for if she wants another go


Though seriously, it probably depends on what version she is, though if she actually wanted it it'd probably literally be the best sex you ever had/could have (if only due to some pheromone/aphrodisiac bullshit) even if something like >>88566307 would also be the case, best case ending is she keeps you around for another go or three before feeding you to a plant, worst case you just fucked her on top of/inside of a massive man eating flower and she's immune to it's digestive enzymes

The first kiss is fatal, the second kiss is the antidote, so if she likes you enough you'll be alright.

>>88568203

Does Batman have Stockholm Syndrome?

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>>88570840

>>88566243
Either way it'd be my fetish.

>>88571533
This page is fucking glorious, the last two panels slay my sides

>>88571080

In GOTHAM KNIGHTS he was basically trying to help her find a cure as Bruce Wayne and saying it was cool that she raped him before.

So probably.

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Would you like to give Ivy a congratulatory hand touch?

>>88571533
Oh god those last 2 panels.

DC should do a Elseworld where Pamela is the main love interest and endgame for Bruce instead of Selina-
I would love to read something like that with some kind of human-plant hybrid as robin and then the next "Fruit BatMan".

>>88574265
>DC should do a Elseworld where Pamela is the main love interest and endgame for Bruce instead of Selina-
Literally the only reason she gives him the time of day is a combination of fucked up daddy issues and the repeated beatings he has issued her.

That'd be a weird Elseworld

>>88574335
If they got married, it'll be even weirder. And better.

>>88571533
What issue is this again? Google search is giving nothing

>>88574381
We already have the Joker and Harley.

It'd be the same shit except with the hero and villain reversed

>>88566243
your dick melts off

Could Ivy conceive a human child and carry it in her womb? Would she give live birth? Would she expels seeds first germinated inside her womb by human semen which grow into human-plants like her from said seeds in the ground, like Pikmin?

...Would Ivy like Pikmin?

>>88574265
Fuck that, I want one where Harley is his endgame.

>>88574476
Ivy's a human. You're thinking of her clone from the DCAU. She's dead now.

>...Would Ivy like Pikmin?
They're basically dwarf man things so probably?

>>88574510
We both know a licensed psychiatrist would never put up with his bullshit and unwillingness to change in a relationship.

>>88574440
Shadow of the Bat Annual 3

>>88574476
Pikmin?
>the game
No
>the characters
yes

>>88574526
>man things
swamp things*

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>>88574476

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>>88566243
All her fluids are poisonous.

>>88569805
>ywn

>>88575532
>punching women

Woah, this is not how a hero should act

>>88574526
Is she even human anymore? She was deeply connected to the Green in early new52 swamp thing

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I've read an erotic fanfic where she gave him an antidote before she raped him.

ivy raping batman is the best damn thing

>>88575542
the hammer of justice is unisex

>>88568203
I really need these issues. I haven't read Gotham Knights and Legends of the DK much. Can you tell me please?

>>88574265
>>88574510

http://archiveofourown.org/works/1069149

>>88574706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esYm9q-bi4w

>>88576258
Jeez...This alone made me feel like tearing up...

>>88574265
yeah, I'm getting sick of cat/batman pairing. that's why i enjoyed batman and batgirl's sex scene on the rooftop. the storyline sucked but it was fucking hot.

>>88575619
LINK PLS

>>88571533
I literally LOL'd, holy fuck. Tears.

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>>88571533
The Joker has never been this hilarious.

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>>88571533

>>88566335
>Her vaginal fluids are bad so take a chance with the shit in her ass

I know you were joking anon but THINK man...THINK

>>88566243
Ivy is love

>>88572412
I would touch her hand

>>88578398
why is she so SMOL

>>88574265
>instead of Selina
but anon, the joker is batman's endgame.

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>>88571533

>>88575532
woah she was really putting up a struggle batman deck her a few more times just in case

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>>88581690
So tiny.

>>88569805
This is just making me want to impregnate Poison Ivy.

>>88569562

Source? Want to add it to the below list, and collect this stuff.

>THE LONG HALLOWEEN
>GOTHAM KNIGHTS
>LEGENDS OF THE DARK KNIGHT

>>88583859
I think it's Arkham Asylum: Living Hell by Dan Slott.

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>>88582826
I want to get Ivy teen pregnant.

>>88584606

Thanks anon. That actually looks really interesting.

>>88571980
Pics or it didn't happen

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NOOOOOOO

POISON IVY WAS MADE FOR PURE, CLOWN LOVE MAKING

IVY IS HARLEY'S WAIFU

STAAAAYYY AWWAAAY FROM HARLEY'S WAIFU

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>>88575542
What if the woman is into that sort of thing?