Anyone think it'd be fun to make a /co/ the musical? I've

Bump for potential

>>88539800
Absolutely not.

Also, /v/ and /pol/ doing the same thing is the exact opposite of a motivator.

The /v/ musical is something special, this year had great production value, funny lyrics, good songs, good song quality etc.

/co/mbler cant do anything that tier

>>88543841
This. The /v/ musical is made by faggots who can't sing or edit competing to see who can be the first to shill their stuff on twitter and reddit, and the /pol/ one is just straight garbage.

>>88543913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4

>>88543913
Mostly this. /co/ has some decent talent, but on the prospect of talent:useless ratio we are a much slower board and mostly have drawfags with a few animators sprinkled here and there. You would probably have an easier time having /co/ create one or two good skits/songs. If I was to suggest something it would be a Batman Gordon musical skit with Gordan trying to convince Batman to rape the Joker. It falls into the "memes" that have happened overall this year and we actually have a few decent voice actors. But overall I can't see very much happening.

>>88539800
/co/ lost all its gay when /mlp/ was created.
Its Kinda Nice!

>>88543954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB6tqxqwSfU

>>88539800
It can't be done since all the underage and tumblr would be outed instantly.
They do not want to blow their cover.

>>88543987
I would kind like to see a flash animated parody of Bendis singing "You welcome" from Moana

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>>88543994
>/co/ lost all its gay when /mlp/ was created.

HAHAHAHAHA!

I do a great commissioner gordon and batman impression.

If someone needs me for a song on /co/ about raping the Joker I'm down.

Here's a bit of my work:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JK9PQLpHIx


If somebody wants to write something, I'll sing it. Trust me. I'll fucking do it. I'm a crazy mother fucker.

>>88544329
Do a parody of do you want to build a snowman
with Batman and Comissioner Gordon.

>>88539800
We already have Prince OP. I think someone wrote lyrics for Blame Tumblr that never got recorded.

>>88544530
Writing the lyrics now. Hopefuly I can record it before family arrives for the holidays.

Keep thread alive.

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You get cancer like this

https://youtu.be/NDsffMR_-64

>>88544329
Ehh, the Gordon's better than the Batman.

>>88544730
Yeah, I know, but that recording is like a year old. My voice is more Conroy-esque now.

Don't worry, Gordon'll be doing most of the singing for >>88544530.

>>88544530
Will you go and rape The Joker?
Come on, don't be a prude!
I know that you can do it well,
and it'll feel swell,
if you're in the right mood.

>>88544329
Weren't you the one who promised to do a whole thing about Batman raping the Joker meme, like an episode or something like that?

>>88543976
Alright, I admit that was pretty good, but all the same /co/ should not follow in /v/'s footsteps.

>>88544833
The very one. I had the whole episode done, all 30 fucking minutes...but my laptop broke. I had only the vocaroo teasers left and downloaded them when they were still up.

But yeah. That's me.


Also, I'm trying to rewrite the lyrics, but I kinda suck. Here's what I got so far:

Do you want to rape the Joker?
So you can go and save the day?
It’s the only way to save the city
Ya got to listen to me!
So whaddya gotta saaay?

Do it for Gotham City
You know it’ll work
Just please promise that you’ll tryyyy!

Do you wanna rape the Joker?
You should really rape the jokerrr...

[Brucey boy:] No.

[Gordon:] Okay, bye...


>>88544768
Fuck I wish I thought of that

>>88544900

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-GpM1NGB-8

You cant break /v/'s monopoly of meta jokes.

I honestly don't think we have enough material to use. You can probably do a Literally Me song, a Bendis song, maybe a song about how we just stick every popular show into /trash/ these days because we are that fucking jaded by MLP and Homestuck that we just nip everything in the bud before anything happens, and then the rest will be cringe-worthy out of character songs about Batman.

>>88544941
>I had the whole episode done, all 30 fucking minutes...but my laptop broke.
Google Drive is your friend.

Even if it was a good idea, the two mediums /co/ is about are too limited to get a decent amount of content.

>>88543994
Explain Voltron threads.

>>88545053

We can have an update never song about sadcat. A rage song about IM THE AVATAR YOU GOTTTA DEAL WITH IT, A song about how our son small horse board grew up to be a basement dweller. Maybe even more meta songs.

Okay. I wrote these lyrics for the whole song.

If anyone wants to tweak 'em, please do.

>Do you want to rape the Joker?
>So you can go and save the day?
>It’s the only way to save the city
>Ya got to listen to me!
>So whaddya gotto saaay?

>Do it for Gotham City
>You know it’ll work
>Just please promise that you’ll tryyyy!

>Do you wanna rape the Joker?
>I really want you to rape the jokerrr...

>[Brucey Boy:] No.

>[Gordon:] Okay, bye...


>[Gordon:]
>Do you wanna rape the Joker?
>Or he’ll blow up the Mall
>It’d be really swell if you could fuck his ass
>As you go and pin him up
>Against the Wall!

>Bruce:(Gordon, please stop.)

>I get a little loony
>Since he shot Babs
>Just watching the hours tick by...
>(Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock)

>[Musical interlude]


>[Gordon:]
>Batman, I’ve just kidnapped the Joker
>And I brought him here just for you
>I got him tied up, I bent him over
>We’re only getting older
>You know what you must doooooo!

>If you don’t rape the Joker
>I will kill this clown
>There’s no way outta thisssss

>So do you want to rape the Joker?

I was actually working on a parody song called "Ya Got Tumblr" based on "Ya Got Trouble" from The Music Man

I set it aside because adapting the lyrics proved to be a big challenge, but after seeing this thread, maybe I'll try to finish it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RxOtFOSA8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrcbxhksQjg

If /v/ can adapt /co/, can we adapt /v/?

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/co/ can't even do filename jokes right, how can you expect them to do a musical?

>>88545432
Video games don't tend to have original, easily adaptable showtune-style songs

Concept that hopefully someone else can improve
To the tune of Weird Al's Hardware Store

Nothin' ever (ever) happens on this board
Feelin' low down (down), another General ignored
I thought that I would go back to Tumblr
Until Anon told me the news

He said, "Hey, you know that comic book?
The one people love here? Well, they've reboot it
And for that strip, they're gonna put on it
The man Brian Michael Bendis"

Since then I've been walking on air (air)
I can barely contain my excitement for it to get here
'Cause I'm so excited knowing here it'll be
that I'll read it all for free

Today's the day, its finally arrived
I'm so happy (happy) now this days arrived
'Cause any minute now it's story time
Today is story time

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh where's)
Where's the story time, c o board?

I'm readin' (yes I'm) readin'. What you readin'?
Readin' all of (Ben) dis. All Dis? Brian Bendis!
Dis Bendis! Readin' all dis Brian Michael, (readin' all dis)
Bendis Speech!

>>88545346
That's an even better idea than the Batman one.

>>88545475
I. Am. The great mighty /co/!
And I'm gonna shit on your favourite show!

>>88545605
Yeah, the concept sounds really good in my head. The trouble is that the song's lyrics are so rapid and intricate. I doubt I could do all the writing on my own

>>88545346
Post what you have, we can crowdsource the brainwork

Shuuuuut up Bocoooooooo...
Boco shut uuuuuuup...

>>88543954
Sounds like someone is jealous they don't get to make sick ass tunes

>>88545658
I don't really have any lyrics, just adaptational notes.

Basically, the song should be lampooning /co/'s inclination towards scapegoating and paranoia, with an emphasis on tumblr, but perhaps also touching on /pol/, reddit, weebs, etc. Everyone is fair game.

The challenge is finding analogues to certain parts of the song. So it "trouble" becomes "tumblr" then what do "pool" and "pool table" become?

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>>88545607
Yes! Someone needs to do this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdd4rBlsj2o

>>88545765
Don't forget TV Tropes! That used to be our scapegoat back in the day.

>>88545432
It's a good feeling knowing that some shitheads at Viacom had to watch some of these

>>88545475
Does Still Alive count?

>>88546067
Sure, if you think you can turn that into a /co/-related parody song, be my guest

>>88545843
Neah, they're just automated bots.

>>88546094

The Joker is still alive?
He should be dead by now and he's still alive?

>>88544076
How about

"Your Welcome" But its done by Rebecca Sugar

"What Can I say except your welcome!
For keeping your board alive!"

Because one of the more active things on this board are the /sug/ threads that come here and are really one of the bigger contributeres in keeping this board active

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>>88539800
To this day I'm still surprised/v/ has many talented dedicated singers.
>Tfw I have a deep voice people love yet I'm an average singer

Who airs shows sporadically?
Who doesn't know a Season 3?
We do, we do!

Whose ads spoil the plot twists?
Who gets these bad reboots green-lit?
We do, we do!

Who cancels your favourite show?
To fund some more Teen Titans Go?
We do, we do!

Who robs creators of their rights?
Who keeps McCracken up at night?
We do!
We do!!!

Ra Ra Rasputin? But with Homestuck since they still have threads here but are not as popular as they once were

>There lived a certin General in /co/ long ago
(It was big and filled with /co/mblr fags in tow)

>Most Anons looked at them with terror and fear
(But to Homestuck Fags it was a lovely place
to go)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs3C1GNjkdQ

Please just try to compete with this quality of writing, singing and editing and level of meta.

>>88539800
It wouldn't be the same
The point of /v/: the musical is to adapt other songs with vidya-related themes. What's the point of adapting stuff to /co/ material if half of that is the source material?
Plus there aren't enough controversies, scandals and happenings in /co/ media compared to /v/ to create lyrics to

>>88546687

There is. But at the end of the day, despite all the /co/ projects, art thread, tumblrs and shit /co/ is just creatively bankrupt.

>>88543954
/v/ the Musical actually has a handful of things that are actually really good, the singers are good and the editing is great.

The issue is that the quality really jumps around from video to video, so you have good shit like No Games Inc. and Don't Shitpost I'm Scared right next to complete shit like Games! and the first half of No Mans Song.

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>>88546599
>mfw someone actually talks about what i wrote as something to look up to

>>88539800

/co/ needs to finish A project first. /v/'d call us out for latching onto their autism first.

A lot of it has to do with motivation. /v/ the Musical 1 was born directly out of backlash against Gamergate, as a way to bring /v/ together against the feminist hordes (since then like half of the albums have to bring up Tumblr in some way). /co/ doesn't have that rallying cry yet.

>>88546719
I don't think this would be much diffrent then

It would be on the level of the OC threads and /co/ Creation threads we have here

This wouldn't be too different from what we usually do

For anyone who wants to take a shot at "Ya Got Tumblr" as I outlined here >>88545346
, I've created a google doc.

>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vHeG4VMCunuLjXQ2sZ7JTvw_LaAaffAeRWspiw6cZ2U/edit?usp=sharing

Pitch in any ideas you got

>>88546584
>If it has the same amount of words it works
Syllables, you have to match the syllables.

>There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
1-1-1-2-1-1-2-1-2 is the syllable make up of this sentence, for a grand total of 12

>There lived a certain general in /co/ long ago
1-1-1-2-3-1-2-1-2 is the syllable makeup for this, for a total of 14.

It won't sound right when you try to mix it with the tune and speed of the song, the "general" will always sound awkward.

If you change general (3 syllables) to thread (1 syllable) is just works better.

>>88546936

Yes. Shitty doodles and tumblr circlejerks wont do it. When did a /co/project did anything like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL_qUG65P2Q

>>88543913
There were 2 or 3 good songs out of the batch. The rest were all fixated entirely on gaming journalism, ignoring the shit that actually made /v/ fun.

If /co/ does decide to do one of these musical things, a worthwhile challenge would be avoiding any mention of Tumblr.

Which I understand is difficult, given how obsessively it's mentioned for the sake of being dismissive towards it.

>>88546687
The /v/ musical wasn't about adapting songs to make them about vidya. It was about adapting songs to make them about /v/ "culture". Which, during the time of the /v/ songs, was mainly GamerGate.

>>88547035

>The /v/ musical wasn't about adapting songs to make them about vidya. It was about adapting songs to make them about /v/ "culture

This nigger gets it. Thats why they were funny and had things called J O K E S not just randomly aping board related content.

Just look at this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pYNS4vaSUQ

>>88546599
Well to be fair /v/ has been doing this for years. It's gotten to the point where they have months to prepare for some videos

>>88539800
Before anyone can do anything, we have to ask

Can anyone on /co/ sing? Can anyone on /co/ edit a video? Who here on /co/ can re-write the song And how many people on /co/ can do this?

I don't think that content is a problem as we can stretch our limits, and there is enough history on this board that could be a few songs

>>88547425
I have a fair talent for writing. I can sing alright too, although I would need better equipment. I haven't done editing in a long while.

>>88547425
Doesn't matter, if you get enough people who are mostly okay it pans out. Check out /a/ and /m/ Sings stuff.

>>88539800
you think i'm an ignorant newfag
and you've lurked for such a long time
I guess it must be so
But I still cannot see
If the unaware one is me
How can there be so

You think you own whatever site you raid on
The tubes are just a fun thing you can play
But I know every meme and pic and webm
Has a life, has a spirit, a filename

You think the only anons who are anons
Are the anons who post and think like you
But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger
You'll learn things you never knew that you could screw

---

how low does the neckbeard grow?
if you shave it down, then you'll never know
and you'll never hear the fur cum to the hard vore yiff
for whether we are light or dark theme skinned
if you can sing with all the voices of the midis
if you can paint with all the colors of a gif
you may own a server, still
all you'll own is webspace till
you can paint with all the colors of a gif

But seriously someone needs to do The Plagues.

What would be the main source material?

Songs from cartoons? To keep it more /co/ related?

Or would an song fro any form of media be up for grabs?

>>88547776
Songs from /co/ material about /co/. Songs from non-/co/ material about /co/ material or /co/ itself.

>>88547776

OSTs from video games.

Here's the WIP:

Tumblr!

Oh we got Tumblr!

Right here in modern 4chan!

Right here in modern 4chan!

With a capital "T"
That rhymes with "C"
And it’s here on /co/!

It’s here on /co/.

We've surely got Tumblr!

We’ve surely got Tumblr!

Right here in modern 4chan,

Right here!

Gotta figure out a way
To keep the newfags ‘way from this shitshow!

Comics and cartoons gonna have
Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr, Tumblr...

Good Janitor, the whole board waits for you
All the reports and mods are here for you

Ah gentlemen, you know why we are here
We've not much time, and quite a problem here

>Steven! Universe! (x4)

Listen to that howling mob of faggots on the board!
One or two good waifus, and all anons climb aboard!

It is dangerous!

>Steven Universe!

It is dangerous!

>Tell us about that lore you brought

The show is in hiatus but it still shits up the board
Some rabble rousing shitpost that I think we must abort.

It is dangerous!

>Steven Universe!

It is dangerous!

Look janitor, they have five threads up now
Quick janitor, delete those threads right now!

No, wait!
We need a more permanent solution to our problem.

What then to do about Steven of Universe?
Miracle wondershow, opus of fags

No shitpost, no reports, no bitching, no reposts

One thing I'll say for it -- /sug/ shitposts quite good

We dare not leave them to their own devices
These half-witted fans will get out of control

But how can we stop it?
Its glamour increases
By leaps every airing; it's ratings are gold

I see bad things arising
Their shitpost increases; which leaks to the board
I see waifus and fagging,
Our degeneration because of one show
Waifus and shitposting because of one thread

Because, because, because of one show

Our degeneration because of one thread

Because, because, because of one, 'cause of one, 'cause of one thread

What then to do about this Steven-mania?

How do we deal with the tumblrite queen?

Where do we start with someone who's bigger
Than Penn was when Penn did his Adventuring thing?

Fools, you have no perception!
The stakes we are gambling are frighteningly high!
We must crush them completely,
So like /mlp/ before him, this /sug/ must be banned.
For the sake our whole board, /sug/ must be banned

Be banned, be banned, this /sug/ must banned

So during hiatus, these fags must be banned

Be banned, be banned, these fags must be, fags must be, fags must be banned!

>>88548264
In case you don't know what this is based off of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebtjj8aFXh8

Well, okay, but just so you know -
Rob you are gay
I'm afraid to say.
There is not to hate,
No one ever cared about you a-ny-way
Because you see,
Comics are racist and cis
But cape movies are hot now
So Disney says: WE NEED MORE GAY
(So they made you gay.)


Jean, please!
I thing i would know by myself if i was gay...

Get out of my mind!


The tumblr community nees more cheer

So sorry to interfere

Jean, I'm trying to picture you naked, can't you see?

The quotas we need to meet

Nicky!

Even if it is
Shoehorned in

I've got another song idea

What are the three most popular/most easily made fun of cartoon fanbases on /co/ right now?

>>88548557
Steven Universe, The Loud House, and Adventure Time are the big three right now.

>>88548264
I don't think people will be comfortable singing faggot and fags so much.

>>88548583
Adventure Time might be a bit too passe

What else is there? Gravity Falls? Star Vs?

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>>88548590

>>88548654
You asked for the most popular and AT is one of the biggest shows on /co/ right now, I mean I guess you could use GF or Star but they won't really fit as well.

>>88548590
Get a load of this fag

>>88548557
Moana has plenty of songs that could work pretty easily.

I didn't really read the thread
But I like the idea of it being about comics vs cartoons until they all decide to fight against awful circlejerking like homosuck and frz and ponies and Damienfag and Boco

>>88548715
I was trying to think of a good song to have comics vs cartoons as a theme

>>88548744
Savages from Pocahontas

You know, a board with drawfags is a little like the Teen Titans Go Marathon l. No one knows how it got it green-lit and dang if he knows why

The name's OP! . And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a TUMBLR idea.

Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of Tumblr. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.

All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. I give you the /co/ The Musical!

Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide waste a time Musical! What'd I say?

Musical!

Whats it called

Musical

Thats right Musical!

Musical...Musical...Musical...

I heard these threads are all off topic

Its Right on Track and quite Productive

Is there any chance well get sent to /trash/?

Not on your life my Newfag Friend

What about us /co/mblr Fags?

You'll be laughed at, every thread

Were you sent here by a general?

No good sir Im on the level

My thread is gone and I got banned

That's your own fault my good friend!

I swear, it's this boards only choice!
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

Musical

What's it called?
Musical...
Once again!
MUSCIAL!

But /co/mblr still all cracked and broken

Sorry Anon! Thread has spoken!

Musical!!!
Musical!!!
Musicall!!!

MUSICAL!

>>88548691
>>88548687
I don't care about typing it, but I live in an apartment and I don't exactly want to be singing that for all my neighbors to hear. It's not a good look when you go to the building cookouts.

This is going to fail if people insist on making it too /pol/. Conservatives are shit at creativity.

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>>88548849
>Living in an apartment
>Not soundproofing your apartment
>Actually interacting at all with any of the other tenants of the apartment outside of paying rent

"Three Little Shows" sung by /sug/, /gfg/, and /lhg/, to the tune of "Three Little Maids"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXWkIZUPmDY

Three little shows from /co/ are we
Cringe as a fandom well can be
With circlejerking memery
Three little shows from /co/

/sug/:
We’re the object of people’s hate
/gfg/:
That finale wasn’t worth the wait
/lhg/:
I think incest is really great!
All:
Three little shows from /co/

Three little shows in coordination
Make up a general infestation
Most of it’s only for masturbation
Three little shows from /co/
Three little shows from /co/

/sug/:
My network’s shows are super gay
/gfg/:
My network can’t get Hirsch to stay
/lhg/:
My network airs Spongebob all day
All:
Three little shows from /co/
Three little shows from /co/

/sug/:
From three little shows the mods harass
/gfg/:
Two little shows receive the lash
/lhg/:
Soon you’ll be finding us all on /trash/
All:
Three little shows from /co/
Three little shows from /co/

Three little shows who, all autistic
Are, to each other, antagonistic
Making /co/’s anons go ballistic
Three little shows from /co/
Three little shows from /co/

>Every single lyric set so far has been about things assblasted anons dislike instead of things they like
Dead in the water.

"The Plagues" absolutely needs to be about /pol/ vs Tumblr.

Once I called you comrade once I thought the chance to make you kek. Was all I ever wanted. But even now I wish that Kek had chose another. Serving as your foe on his behalf is the last thing that I wanted.
This was my home. All this manufactured outrage how it tortures me inside.
All the comic fans who suffer your entitlement and snide.

I sent my shills to spam the board thus saith shitlords
I posted bait I called you whores thus saith shitlords.

You who I called comrades, how could you have come to be such jerks, is this what you wanted. Then let me be called Tumblr and never mind how high the insults go.

This will still be so, I will never let you bigots post.

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We know you have your choice of boards
We know this is an imageboard
But there is only one Comic-Cartoon board
Post a thread
Pick a channel
Flip the page
Comics and Cartoons

General shitstorms
Lewds in drawthreads
OC, Shitposts and >fun

You can't leave
Watch the shows
Flip the page
Comics and Cartoons
Flip the page
Comics and Cartoons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-voeq7Cebo


My mind is clearer now
At last all too well
I can see where the board soon will be
If you strip away the /pol/ and the libs,
You would see where we all soon could be.

/co/!

You've started to believe
The the skinheads and the jews
You really do believe
All this bait is true
And all the fun we've had
Will soon get swept away
(you)'s began to matter more
Than content these days

Listen /co/ I don't like what I see
All I ask is that you listen to me
And remember, all we want is to have some fun.
/pol/ has set the threads on fire.
They think we've all gone in denial.
And they'll shitpost when you say they're wrong.

I remember when this whole board began.
No talk of Trump then, we loved superman.
And believe me, my love of capeshit hasn't died.
But every post you make today
Gets SJW's to ruin the day.
And they'll shitpost when you say fuck off.

Cartoonfags, your famous Penn should have stayed a great unknown
Like comics warding normies He'd have made good.
Waifu's, capes, and children's shows would have suited /co/ best.
We'd have caught nobodies eye; no ones regard.

Listen, /co/, don't you care for this space?
Don't you see we must keep this /our/ place?
Janitors are watching; have you forgotten just how shit they are?

I am tired of these fags.
Their shitpost is becoming such a drag.
And the enjoyment is now so far.
Now it's too far!

Listen, /co/, to the warning I give.
Please remember I want this board to live.
But it's sad to see our threads weakening with every new post.
And all our /co/mrades are blind.
Too much anger on their minds.
We could ignore it, but baits so tempting.
Yes it's all so tempting.

Listen, /co/, to the warning I give.
Please remember we want our board to live.
So c'mon, c'mon
They won't just hide the bait
Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-hahahaaaaa!
c'mon, just hide, just hide the bait
c'mon, just hide the bait
Ahhh-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-hahahaaaaaaaaaaa!