ITT: unanswerable /co/ questions. >Why did Batman grow a

>>88526003
It's a shadow you dumbass

It's the Italian scan

>>88526263
You must be fun at parties

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>>88526003

Batman is actually Jim Gordon.

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What was the joke here?

>>88526462
Did you seriously not get it or are you just joshin?

Because his father had a mustache you fucking idiot

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>>88526525
Not him but I don't fucking get it either.

I've always had an idea for a thomas wayne Batman redesign where he's a still a tortured killer but his suit is the style of og year one batman with a dad (ned flandersesque) mustache.

>>88526575
>Sneed
>feed
>seed
...
>Sn.eed
>f. eed
>s. eed
...
>Chuck
...
>Ch.uck
>f...
>s...

>>88526575
>>88526462
Don't listen to >>88526672 . The Simpsons writers aren't that autistic. The joke is that Sneed's Feed And Seed rhymes and sounds silly buy Chuck's Feed and Seed is just a bland name. Ruins the gimmick of the title kinda joke.

>>88526267
Kek

>>88526003

He was trying to disguise himself, dummy. This was his first public appearance. Bruce Wayne is clean shaven, so obviously Batman can't be him as Batman has a mustache!

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Why did Johann pass out from the gas

>>88530475
THe others passed out and he didn't want to feel left out. Social pressure mang

>>88526003
It was a disguise he realized may be impractical since growing and shaving it would be impractical and gluing it on would leave a red rash that people might question him about.

>>88526346
>Makes unfunny joke
>Someone makes a dry response making you look a cunt
>HURR DURR YOU MUST BE FUN AT PARTIES

So he'd look closer to both his Father, and his hero Zorro.

>>88526003
Because he killed Haervy Dant?

>>88526267
Foony

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>>88526003

>>88533909
> Using that dish as a hi-hat