Alright, /co/, no one leaves this *burp* thread until we - until we figure out who the parasites are!
Remember /co/, there's SIX of us!
Alright, let's do a roll call: who's here?
Professor Monkey-for-a-head reporting for duty Rick.
Us
Wait, how did I get here?
Why were they so entranced by that fantastical characters?
we're here! remember us, from the door to darkness?
>>88497799
Hi, Rick.
Cheers love!
This sounds really boring Rick..
>>88497897
What are you on about, butthead? And where's my homework?
I'm only a parasite in the figurative sense, Rick.
C'mon Rick, the 7 of us have to find those dirty parasites. It'll be just like that time we killed Tony Stark together, remember?
Parasites... my ultimate foe!
Everything seems normal here
I AM AKU! WE ARE AKU!
THIS WORLD IS AKU AND EVERYTHING IN IT IS AKU!
Its me, Slippery Stair! You know, from the stairs?
A-lot-younger-but-still-old-enough-to-be-considered-old-Stan Lee standing by.
I've got your Progressive Insurance plan for your spaceship, Rick.
I'm here to make sure everything goes well
Rick.. what if a parasite replaced YOU and you're just trying to uphold the old Rick's legacy despite your previous heinous crimes?
What a unique and endearing idea...
It is I, the Great and divine Emperor Yu.
>>88498473
You're a big guy
>>88498525
Guys, I found the pair of sides!
You called
>>88498102
Tod's here, what do ya want Rick?
IT IS I, THE RAT CHEF
EVERYONE TASTE MY WONDROUS CATALOGUE OF CUISINE
Gworsh, we better find that parasite Rick. Hyuck! He's not under here!
Dark Judges reporting
ok Rick, whatever you say
This is all happening for a reason.
>>88497799
the only episodes worse than this one were the interdimensional cable ones
Let's make America Great again Rick
>>88500443
The first cable episode was good, and so was Total Rickall.
Don't worry rick, Me and my brother will find out who the parasites are.
Rick don't worry, we'll apprehend the parasites. I'm on the case!
Whoridot reporting, huuuman!
>>88501146
Thanks, Mrs. Furry-Butthole!
Big Sexy reporting in for the Wolfpac. Just a reminder all manlets are parasites
Gay retard reporting
will be worth the ban
>>88497799
I tell you folks, these parasites when they send their own, they're not sending there best and brightest. They're sending murderers. They're sending their rapists
C'mon Rick open up that cage, Summer-Time Cassetes gotta make the stage
It's time to sing
It's time to dance
So grab your meaty things and give our freedom a chance.