You are forced to spend a week with one of them. If you survive it, your waifu will have sex with you. Which one do you choose?
Man i fucking hate making decisions I am like the most indecisive guy in the universe
All I know is that I'm definitely not picking Bill because at least with the other three I have some sort of chance of survival
>>88452890
What if the one I spend my week with IS my waifu?
>>88452890
Toffee because he only cares about fucking with the Butterfly family. he didn't even bother to kill Ludo, so I think I can manage to avoid pissing him off
>>88452890
So if I spend a week with Toffee I get to cum inside his sweet tight asshole? Sounds like a good deal to me.
>tfw hot mare vag soon
Bring it on, Triangle Man.
I'll take Roy instead of these pleb villains, thanks.
>>88453172
Why the fuck would you pick the person who would literally make your life a living hell?
w-why is no one picking doofenshmirtz (?)
Is he actually OP or something
>>88452890
Doof. You can pal along with him if you really try.
>>88453206
If OP was CN, what would be the 4?
>Roy
>Yellow Diamond
>Nom Nom
>?
>>88453206
>Roy
I see what you did there anon
>>88453314
Plus he got his Choo-Choo back so he's no longer evil. I would actually rather enjoy hanging in a prison with Doofenshmirtz for a week.
>>88453276
Doofenshmirtz is the ultimate fuck up therefor bizarro Doofenshmirtz is the ultimate evil. You have no chances with him. He didn't lose until his fuckup got involved.
>>88452890
>hang out with toffee or dominator
>then get to have sex with toffee or dominator
I'll take it.I'de probably choose toffee since lizard dude is way more out there than sexy green ayy.
>>88452890
What if you don't know who your waifu is?
>>88453599
Then you can finally leave this place as a reward.
Sideshow Bob :^)
>>88453472
Well if we have to be in prison, you have to factor in who else is in there.
>>88453472
>>88453703
Don't you know? He got out of prison thanks to his wife. Still very evil.
>bill would torture you
>dom would torture then kill you
>doof would probably be unpleasant but harmless
>toffee would be nice to be around and he has no reason whatsoever to hurt you
How is this even a choice?
Doof is the most enjoyable and can be pretty nice at occasions. I know this is supposed to be his successful counterpart but if I remember right there weren't much different apart from him being smarter.
Second would go to Bill since he's a failure and I can probably outsmart him.
>>88453206
Yeah, Ron is a pretty underrated villain.
OP should also add Pericles from Mystery Inc.
>>88454031
>>88453318
>>88453206
His name is Rob guys
>>88454074
That's what I said Ray.
>>88452890
>Bill is near-omnipotent. Even if he goofed up, too risky to spend extended periods of time with him.
>Doof is competent and ruthless. Properly get on his good side and he might spare you long enough, but not a guarantee.
>Dominator has no empathy as a part of her character. She has no reason to keep you alive other than to torture you.
>Toffee generally treats others with enough respect, unless they get in the way of his masterplan.
I'd go with Toffee.
>>88452890
Toffee. He seems slightly less likely than Bill or Dominator to murder me.
>>88453318
The Lich, or perhaps the Beast.
Toffee, but only if that waifu sex can be violent and rapey.
I want to dominate Dominator
>>88454305
what if you conquer her instead?
>>88453318
Pericles from Mystery Inc.
Bill is the only right answer to this question.
>>88454439
>omnipotent villain
More like the least right answer.
>>88454477
>Can only do anything by shaking your hand and making a deal
I think once you realize this small tidbit it all comes done to just trying to ignore him.
>>88452890
Toffe becouse he is a lizardman, and as we know lizardmens are nemesis of chaos.
He is alsocute abd cool. No homo
>>88454662
>I think once you realize this small tidbit it all comes done to just trying to ignore him.
Depends on whether or not he's won yet or not.
If he's taken over Grav falls, your fucked dude.
>>88454716
Meh, I guess but we mostly saw him in his weak form so I interpreted the question as such.
>>88454305
They never said you go to choose what kind of sex. Or what position. Or that this was a choice at all besides getting to pick who you spend a week with.
Prepare your anus, slave.
Toffee JUST happens to be my husbando, so of course him