Blessings upon you /co/, it's time to read the story of Joseph, great-grandson of Abraham. Our story begins in Canaan in the holy land, where Jacob, the father of Joseph, is the current patriarch of the Hebrews.
Starting at chapter 37 of Genesis.
>if this kid don't shut the fuck up...
And so Joseph ends up as a slave in Egypt and his brothers are confirmed a bunch of cunts. But this is only the beginning.
Genesis 38 is a side-story that doesn't involve Joseph so I'll skip.
Resuming with Joseph's captivity at chapter 39
>not wanting some prime egyptian milf pussy
Seriously, Joe...
And yea, Pharoah's wife was a total bitch
Poor Joe gets screwed over yet again
Joseph finally gets a lucky break
>>88439840
This is one of my favorites. The Torah is much higher in entertainment value than the sequel.
>>88440347
Same, it's a legit good political/family drama.
But I'd say only Genesis and Exodus are the entertaining Torah books, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy make you want to fall asleep. The historical Tanakh books are great as well, so much genocide and incest.
>>88440384
Agreed.
You can skip this page, Old Testament authors love their lists of names and X begeting Y.
>literally bankrupts and enslaves every peasant in Egypt
What a great guy
And Robert Crumb's notes on adapting the later Genesis chapters.
If you want to know what happens next, watch Prince of Egypt.
thank you very much op!