>watches "Playing With The Big Boys Now" on youtube

>>88434219
He's a big boy.

I
SEND
MY
SWORD

>>88434219
No, you just don't know what's good.

This is one of the few things /co/ almost unanimously thinks is great.

>>88434305
>No, you just don't know what's good.
>7/10

>>88434305
Atheists don't like this movie as much.

>>88434271
THUS
SAID
THE
LORD

>>88434391
I've legit seen more Christians grumbling that it's not Biblically accurate than I have atheists saying they're too spergy to enjoy a well-made story based on the Bible.

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>>88434391
I'm an atheist and I loved the movie, it's a great movie with well written characters and top-tier music.

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>>88434391
I'm an atheist and it's one of my favorite films. I can appreciate a good story with well-written characters. Plus, this film has godly animation and music.

>>88434391
>Atheists don't like this movie as much.

The only two people i see bitching about this movie are soccer mons, "Not accurate" panzies and people triggered by the fucking whale

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>god sticks his tongue out at the villains.

>>88434478

Even as a kid when I heard the story of the parting of the Red Sea I thought it must have been the spookiest thing ever. Imagining myself walking on the sea floor with the walls of water on either side freaked me the fuck out.

>>88434219
7/10? Anon, the movie is better than that whether you approve of Jews benefiting from the deaths of children or not.

>>88435131
The sea floor is sticky goo made of dead shit anyway, it would not be a pleasant experience.

So in the film the priests are spoofters, but the Egyptians did legit have magic powers in the original.

>>88435252
Yeah but we can't have that in a children's movie, goy. It might turn them into Satan-worshipers.

>>88435280
But imagine the Yahweh-Ra wizard duel!

>>88434219

>I expected something based from an out of context scene
>I got something else
>I am disappointed

Really nigga?

So how come there's always threads about Prince of Egypt but never about King of Dreams?
Although I haven't seen that one either.

>>88435364

I think the relationship between Moses and Ramses in Prince of Egypt makes it overall more memorable. You legitimately didn't want Ramses to be the bad guy, even though you knew what was coming.

I think the songs were stronger as well. I could name at least a couple songs from Prince of Egypt even after not seeing it for a while. I couldn't name you one from King of Dreams.

>>88435400
>You legitimately didn't want Ramses to be the bad guy, even though you knew what was coming.
This all depends on your point of view.
From my point of view the Jews are evil.

>>88435419
>From my point of view the Jews are evil.

Well, I dunno about the Jews, but Yahweh is certainly a prick.

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Tzipporah was a top tier waifu for kids like me who grew up in a religious as fuck household

>>88434391
I'm an atheist and this movie is great. Plagued is such a fucking good song

>>88435400

The animation is noticeably not as good.

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Was it the peak of American 2D animated films?

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>>88435673

>>88435533
She's awfully brown for a Jew.

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>>88435686

>>88435364

That was a good enough question for me to rewatch it just now.

Pretty much:
>animation clearly on a more restricted budget than Prince of Egypt
>songs nowhere near as good
>Ben Affleck was horribly miscast for the role, and fails to portray Joseph with any meaningful emotion

However, the Egyptian waifus are top notch in this one.

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>>88434271
AND
I
SEND
MY
BOW

>>88434391
BS, I love it.

>>88435194
Isn't earth the same thing?

>Pharaoh declares himself a god
>the real God decides "nah".
>plagues out the ass

Reminds me of Dale from KOTH saying this: We tried playing god, now god is playing god, and he's alot better at it!"

>>88434391

I'm an atheist and I think the movie unintentionally portrays god as the villain, but it's pretty good.

Water effects in that movie are still top tier.

>>88434237
for you

>>88435252
Yeah, the old testament never really said that other gods didn't exist, just that god god had more power than all of them.

>>88434391
The only gripe I have (as a mythology aficionado) is how the Egyptian pantheon is portrayed as, well, stupid fiction while the Jewish god is obviously real and all-powerful.

>>88437100
That's not what happens though.

>>88437198
And God is jealous so worshipping those other lesser gods would offend Him and you won't be allowed into his garden party when you die.

>>88437220
Well those other gods are more fun to hang around with since they're not snobs.
>>88437205
That's because it was made by people who think this is so.

>>88434391
ya ok lol

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>>88437220
A good way to understand god is to think of him as less of a big bearded guy in the sky telling people to not masturbate and more of an eldritch horror who crafted all of existence for shits and giggles.
Hell, some of his angels as described in the bible look like they were pulled directly out of Lovecraft, seriously, look up the ophanim

>>88437293
>epileptics and schizophrenics eat mushrooms and see shit
>this is treated as a serious representations of reality
I'll take my Max Level jerk-ass wizard, thank you.

>>88437310
>Picking some dudes who summoned a couple snakes over dude who shot fucking fireballs out of the sky
Can't say I agree with your reasoning but more power to ya.

>>88434219
>7/10

Yeah that seems right.

It's an okay film, I never got why /co/ thought it was a 10/10 masterpiece. There really isn't much to it outside of the visuals and a few well directed set pieces.

There are much better movies.

>Friend's a proud Catholic
>Gets assblasted whenever I refer to God as Him rather than him.

I don't understand.

>>88437341
What? The jerk-ass wizard I was referring to is God, see? Because he's a bearded old man with no sense of right and wrong?

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>>88437354
Ah, alright, I get ya.

>>88437342
>There are much better movies.
Wanna talk about them?

>>88437293
That's kinda hot.

>>88434219
you're an idiot

>>88434478
That scene was so fucking cool.

>>88434391
Nah, it's a good movie because it shows God isn't merciful at all :^)

>>88437100
Did you even watch the movie?

>>88435691
Are you serious? You know ashkenazim are a rather recent (historically speaking) thing right? Most jews then were brown as fuck, at least as brown as every other middle eastern group.

>>88437343
He has more skill points in grammar than faith.

>>88437366
What is there left to talk about?

There's often nothing much to say about great films except "Yep, that was good." We've all seen and talked about them already.

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>>88435691
That's because she's a Cushite
They tend to look like this
Some people complain at Moses for marrying a Cushite later on.