So if she became half of Steven, where'd the other

She didn't use half of her being.

All of her is half of Steven. The other half is Greg's cum.

>>88428727
Up Greg's urethra.

>>88428745
>tfw you are 50% rock and 50% cum

>>88428745
How could she be so massively obese and only have enough material to make half a Steven? I'd think she'd have enough for 10 of him.

>>88428840

steven's appearance is related to how he feels.

>>88428840
Only her gem counts as actual mass. The rest of the body is just a tangible illusion.

>>88428840
Rose is the gem.

You're mistaking the hard light projection for a person

>>88428727

So when gave birth she just disappeared or what?

>>88428727
MC Ride ate her

>>88428727

You're confusing "half of Steven" with "half of Rose." If A is half of B, that means 100% of A is 50% of B. So asking about the other 50% of A wouldn't make sense.

>>88429481

She didn't disappear, she got embedded into Steven's belly. Her projected humanoid body disappeared.

>>88428840
>Obese
What?

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>>88430161
I question whether or not idiots like you have even watched the show.

>>88430265
Honestly judging by what type of gem Rose is she's just muscular or strongfat at worst.

It's entirely possible she changed her body shape along with her outfit to look more motherly and harmless to humans

>>88428727
Lion...

>>88430265
That's like chubby at most, especially since a lot of it is just height. Have you never seen a girl before?

>>88430265
I always thought Rose was strongfat. Still fat I guess, but like a bear.

guys wheres the general???

So did /sug/ get banished to the shadow realm in the last few days while I was gone?

>>88428727
Other half went to Mystery Girl/Sheena.

Although, it may be an asspull, I want Sheena to get revealed as Pink Diamond. Alternatively.

So, when the time inevitable come Pink Diamond (Sheena) vs Rose (Steven) part mkUltra II happen.

"Pink Diamond" as Mystery Girl mindfucking Pearl would be GOAT tier.

>>88430854
I thought Mystery Girl's accepted fanon name was Rosa Cortez?

>>88430265
Quartzes are strongfat soldiers. Rose, Jasper, the two quartzes that Pearl poofed, all quartzes. Our Amethyst is just pint size because she stayed in the ground too long. Rose also likely formed herself differently to appeal to primitive humans.

>>88428727
In the trash like the rest of the show

>>88432011
>sage

Why troll if no one sees?

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>>88428727
Her other half is Lion

>>88428840
>>88430265
She's built like an Amazon. Like all those weight lifting chicks at the Olympics pumping steroids.

>>88430752
yes

why aren't this shitposting threads deleted? it doesn't make sense we can't have generals but you let this things stay

What if rose is just a tranny and steven isn't even a real person?

>>88428840
Do I need to explain to you where babies come from? Idiot.

>>88437294
She's canonically a Human-kin.

>>88430637
>Have you never seen a girl before?

On the internet, yeah.

I can't stand her fat, ugly pig nosed face. Neither can I stand Steven's. Terrible art.

>>88428840
This is steven universe the only show where an old fat lady is a warrior don't try to make sense of it

>>88431269
She signed S.
And she is a pu- pu- pu-punk rocker.

>>88430713
>like a bear

Oh, oh good. Yeah that's better. Women love to be likened to bears.

>>88437521
Some do.

>>88437521
Seeing how fucking dumb Rose is to Earth stuff, she might actually like being likened to a bear.

>>88428745
first post best post

She must have left it lion around.

>>88430265

Where do you get 'Obese'? That dress does not do wonders for her figure, and those curls really mess up her outline.
Notice how high up her boobs are. Sure, she had wide hips, but we won't know a thing until we see her in more revealing gear, and we never do.

But I think she has the same build as Jasper.

>>88431269
>Rose also likely formed herself differently to appeal to primitive humans.

Nothing we have seen so far indicates Rose ever did anything to play into someone's likes. She was a consummate free spirit. So I think that if she changed the way she looked, she did so because she liked it.

Either that or she and Pearl are different because they fused once and it changed them.

>Before 1st Rainbow Quartz, Pearl had straight hair and Pearl had curls

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>>88437352
>old fat lady

Age is meaningless to them.
She's not fat, at most she can LOOK fat.
And she's not a lady - she's not even a real person. That's what she thinks, anyway.

>>88437521

Wellll... some bears are pretty cute.

>>88428727
Why is it that everything gone wrong in SU can be traced back to race mixing lesbian rebels?

>>88438407

...Go to bed, Yellow Diamond.

>>88428745
This gets me thinking. She doesn't understand organics, so she probably doesn't understand that sperm only supplies 50% of the genetics to create a human, the rest given by the egg. She does not have any biological functions, she is, for all intents and purposes, a very advance robot. She somehow created and maintained a working uterus, eggs, and hormonal levels. And ingested and broke down materials for the baby to grow be nurtured with. I'm thinking now that steven really is just a facsimile created by rose to see what human life is like. By studying what she can from the sperm she infered what it mostly is like to be human, but is missing key ingredients to fully be human, hence steven not growing up, even though he's 14.

>>88437352
>who is granny goodness

Hey man, if an old fat man can be a former warrior, then so can an old fat lady.

>>88430637
>>88432266
>>88438243
>>88438135
Fat acceptance movement is in full force Today

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>>88438619

She's not really fat. You know who's fat?

>>88438738
That design is still so fucking gross.

>>88438864

It's early days' yet. Remember how mismatched Garnet used to look. And who knows what self-image has to do with this? Smokey thinks she's not all that great. Even after defeating Jasper and fused Jasper.

Who knows?

>>88438864
I hate the existence of Smokey because it killed my headcanon.