What if this fat slovenly fanboy from Animaniacs nitpicked at

>>88410378
"Anon ate a tub full of chex-mix, but this isn't consistent with the diet character arc he established at the end of the Thanksgiving episode."

>>88410378
>what if
that already happens from the moment I wake up to when I go to sleep. give or take a minute or two in the day when I can get out of my own head

>>88410435
But that's perfect characterization for you, fatty.

porn when?

>>88410378
He might be able to help me better myself and I would thank him.

What if an alternate universe version of you nitpicked everything you did?

>>88410923
while having sex with him

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>>88410378

a challenger appears.

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>>88410378
I would ask him to get out of my head

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>>88410945
>alternate universe me bullies my/his dick
L-lewd.

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>>88410378
Anon keeps insisting that they're going to change and be a better person but then renegging after an imagined "epiphany" that life's a steady series of slow changes and they shouldn't be so rough on themself except for when they really screw up and then they screw up and vow to be a better person this time

I am drowning!

>>88410378
he keeps erasing his porn folder, but its back by the next episode.