Topically applied fluoride doesn't prevent tooth decay!

>>88409157
Can't satellites just look directly with cameras without any fluoride detection software?

Schwarzwald would have just made a good Fox Mulder in a cartoon that takes place in The X-Files universe.

>>88409157
But Schwarzwald, can jet fuel melt steel beams?

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>>88409157

I've been trying to expose the toothpaste company for years but their government ties have kept them out of the public's eye.

Team up?

>>88410105
No, but the heat from burning jet fuel can weaken steel beams and warp them through thermal expansion causing building collapse through progressive structural weakening.

>>88409157
RETURN THE SLAB

>>88410240
Next you are going to tell me that heat is the representation of increased average kinetic energy of atoms and molecules

>>88409157
how are you posting? you've been dead for the past 10 years!

>>88409157
Fuck. Read it in his voice.
I know from a thread a few days ago that it works pretty well the other way around too.

The Code Geass dub didn't always make the best decisions, but having this guy voice the Emperor was spot-on.

>>88410240
Big Oh that's why that theory makes no sense. I knew it was trash just from hearsay but I didn't know why.

>>88410770
And before anyone posts that image of the melted metal in the wreckage, planes are often made using aluminum, which jet fuel does burn hot enough to melt. Don't forget that there would naturally be more in the wreckage than just steel beams.

>>88410105
>>88410240
the magnesium used in airplanes hulls will catch fire from the burning jet fuel and then the heat that they produce will melt steel beams.

>>88409157
>>88410136
So who else would be in the tinfoil hat justice league?

Nominating Hunter Gathers.

>>88411504
>tinfoil hat justice league

Alex Jones, fucking duh. Not even memeing.

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>>88411504
I'll allow it.

>>88411529
What comic or cartoon is he from?

>>88411529
He's a pioneer, dontya know

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>>88411504
nominating Mad Stan, Explosion Man

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Mr. Small.

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>>88411504
You rang?

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Schwarzwald makes a good d&d character. Making a 5e Warlock/Sorcerer based on his crazy ass.

>>88413686
I'm not certain Mad Stan would work in any sort of team environment...

THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION: BLOW IT ALL UP

#Schwarzwaldwasright

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>>88411504
I call Dib's

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>>88411504
Do tv show tie in comics count?

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>>88414391
I don't see why not. And it gives me a chance to include Garak

>>88414391
>>88414739
>Mulder and an actual alien on the same team
His head would explode.

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>>88414391

>>88411504
I wouldn't consider hunter to be a tinfoil he's actually living these conspiracies so he's not crazy he just knows all the crazy stuff the govt does.

>>88410240
This. Why do people think steel can only be structurally weakened if it fully melts? It's holding up 30 floors and missing parts, that shit is coming down with time.

>>88413814
Damn, that fatso is me 1:1.

>>88414980
>Why do people think steel can only be structurally weakened if it fully melts
Most people don't, they just repeat it because it's a meme. The ones that do actually believe it are legitimately morons, though.

Soooo the ending was basically a mass reset right? everyone lost their memories again? Or was everyone just wiped from existence?

>>88409157
Turns the frogs gay too.

>>88415949
The show must go on, anon.

>>88415949
They realised that they were a cartoon all along and the world zero-summed.

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>>88409157
The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister!

I wish Big O would get a third season. It's never gonna happen, is it?

>>88421443
There's no money in it for the Japanese and Cartoon Network doesn't actually make cartoons anymore.

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>>88421443
I'd rather have a reboot so we can gently forget the second season.

>>88422091
That picture makes me want a delicious ripe red tomato.

>>88414980
Because jet fuel can't melt dank memes

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Television static isn't anything of the kind--it's a broadcast designed to keep you from actually seeing what's REALLY on those empty channels. This is one of the isolated cases where the Powers That Be really DO have your best interests at heart--as was the move from analog signals to digital, which gave us another layer of security. Certain early television sets made before 1954 can be tuned to show what's on those channels, as a few of the older inmates at many mental hospitals can certainly attest.

A majority of porn stars in the 1980s were actually covert government agents. Should you ever meet them specifically, you might want to thank Ron Jeremy and Nina Hartley for their service--its because of them that you aren't speaking Reticulan now.

Since the late 90s, the governments of the west have been using boy bands such as Hanson, New Kids on the Block and O-Town as a part of an elaborate system for controlling public opinion. Maurice Starr is actually a deep-cover CIA operative.

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>>88415949

The city is a computer simulation run by real-world Angel, who programmed herself and her friend Roger as self-inserts. The city plays out various scenarios, then resets, but the simulated people keep fragmented memories of the last instance.

This theory is supported by:

>The world turning into a featureless computerized plain during the last fight
>Brief scenes of Angel and Roger watching themselves on a monitor
>Brief scenes of Roger Smith action figures being painted on an assembly line

>>88413651
>What comic or cartoon is he from?
He was a notable side character in the 2016 season of American elections

I was kinda happy that Trump won, but it was a bit dissapointing that the Hillary for Prison arc seemed to never reach port
The Stein recount OVA was entertaining though

>>88423265
The tomato is neither a fruit nor a vegetable--it is an egg. Pray that you never see what lays it.

>>88423935
>He was a notable side character in the 2016 season of American elections
I spit my drink. Well done, anonymous.