Ever notice how most Robins have two first names? >Jason

>>88400545
What's their last name then?

>>88400607
Robinson.

>>88400545
A lot of superheroes have two first names
>Clark Kent
>Barry Allen
>Hal Jordan
>John Stewart
>Peter Parker
what this tells is that they cannot be trusted, as you should never trust someone with two first names

>>88400545
that's literally all superheroes though. it just sounds catchier

>>88400545
>Clark Kent
>Lois Lane
>Diana Prince
>Steve Trevor
>Etta Candy
>Barry Allen
>Hal Jordan
>etc.
I think you're looking too much into this. It's just part of comics. DC specifically

>>88400545
>>88402614
>>88400724
>Wayne
>Lane
>Candy
>Parker
>First names

>>88402689
Oh, and
>Prince

>>88402689
In what universe are any of those not first names

>>88402737
How ARE they first names? Have you heard of a Lane?

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>>88402781

>>88402908
Literally who? Judging by the picture it looks like a guy from a show, so unless you have a non fictional example then Lane has the same credibility as Meeseeks being a first name.

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>>88402781
Granted, not spelled that way. Then there's Wayne Brady, Candy Suxxx, and I don't know any famous Parkers, but there's a movie called Parker so let's go with that.

>>88402957
Oh, ok. Parker still not valid, that's a porn star name so I don't count it and I forgot Brady. He was on whose line right?
Lane is still stupid, it's like naming your kid Road.

www.behindthename.com/name/wayne/top
www.behindthename.com/name/lane/top
www.behindthename.com/name/candy/top
www.behindthename.com/name/parker/top

Take a couple minutes to google something before you make yourself look like a retard.

>>88402946
>>88403013
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lane_Frost
and there's Parker Posey

>>88403082
>obscure website
That's a lot of credibility
>>88403115
>some random ass bull rider
His parents must've hated him to be called "Parker".

>>88403148
Parker Posey is a lady

>>88403164
I got Lane Frost and Parker Posey mixed up. My response still goes when you swap the names.

>>88403013
>like naming your kid Road.
Don't start on stupid baby names because we could be here for a while.

>>88403148
>>obscure website
>That's a lot of credibility
Census good enough for you?

http://www2.census.gov/topics/genealogy/1990surnames/dist.female.first
http://www2.census.gov/topics/genealogy/1990surnames/dist.male.first

>>88403332
People will name their kids anything nowadays, doesn't make it less ridiculous.

>>88402689
Wayne Gretzky brah

Kelly is a Protestant Irish surname you fucking retard

>>88403082
>people name their kids parker now

What the fucking fuck

Why are people so stupid

We need something like Iceland's naming laws that outlaw stupid shit like that

>>88403389
What a horrific full name.

>>88403418
I know a kid named Parker, real spoilt rich cunt. These names may as well be markers for what kind of person they are.

>>88403383
A name being ridiculous doesn't make it less a first name.

>>88403418
>now
That's the 1990 census data, people have been naming their kids Parker for at least 26 years

>>88403494
Makes it a shitty name, you could name your kid Dishwasher.

>>88403452
I knew a Parker, he was a punk and died while drunk driving.

Not rich but a cunt regardless

>>88402781
Lane Pratley, Pratley Hyundai and Cadillac

>>88403522
I never claimed that the names weren't shitty. Just that claiming that they aren't first names is wrong.

>>88403549
Anything can be a first name now, it may as well not count.

>>88403566
You just keep on moving them goalposts, champ

>>88403584
Oooh, a metaphor, how smart

So much goalpost moving
Its shameful

>>88403655
Wow, I wonder who could be behind this post.
>>88403584

>>88403566
So no first names count? How do you determine what is and isn't a first name if none of them count?

Whether you like it or not they are first names and you thinking they sound weird doesn't change that.

>>88403715
That course of thinking is why this society is ending.

>>88403743
Being able to see and accept concrete, provable facts is why society is ending? Please explain.

>>88403829
You'll let anyone change the way you live, you could be living in 1984 and you wouldn't question a thing

>>88403862
People naming their kids dumb things has absolutely zero effect on your life, comparing it to a fucking dystopia is disingenuous AT BEST and proved that you're just a retarded troll

>>88403942
That's what you think, it starts small with the names and then they start filming propoganda and it just ramps up and you're none the wiser. I'm not a troll, this is reality.

>>88404051
Thinking the world is ending because things aren't exactly the same as they were when you were a kid is why society is in the state it's in

>>88404154
It's the exact opposite of this society, if that were true the world would be revitalized by now but it's been going downhill since the 90s.

>>88403862
I'm not letting people change how I live. I'm accepting that people name their kids Parker. If anything is contributing to society's downfall it's people like you who value feelings their over facts and try to deflect when they are proven wrong.

>>88404674
By that logic you're deflecting facts right now. That can be applied to any opinion.

>>88404776
What facts have I deflected? I showed that Parker is in fact a first name and you said that I'm letting people change how I live instead of admitting that you were wrong. Can you prove that Parker isn't a first name?

Mindlessly holding to your beliefs isn't a virtue, if the evidence is against your feelings you should reconsider the situation.

>>88404867
I'm saying Parker is a stupid first name and the fact names like these are being passed, a lot more ludicrous things will be passed. You're mindless because you'll accept these changes until it becomes 1984.

>>88404952
>You're mindless because you'll accept these changes until it becomes 1984.
They're just names, you autistic fuck.

>>88405078
Like I said, the changes are small but then they change society for the worse.

>>88404952
That's an incredible slippery slope you've set up there. Mind explaining how my acceptance of a first name that has been in use for longer than I've been alive means that I will accept a totalitarian government?

>>88405113
>but then they change society for the worse
Fucking how? It looks like you're just sperging out because people name kids things you don't approve of, you're just autistic.
Nobody's mindless here except you, spouting off your autistic nonsense like some kind of lunatic.

>>88405136
See
>>88405113

>>88405113
>>88405113
people have been naming their child Parker since at least the 18th century
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parker_Cleaveland

>>88405164
How does Parker being used as a first name change society for the worse? What is the concrete negative impact that it has? If your response is that it will cause worse to happen how and what will it lead to?

>>88405180
I doubt he existed, they're just pulling these tricks to make you believe. Parker Cleaveland? How can you believe thats's a real man.

>>88405206
They sneak that subliminal messaging in and then they start killing our dogs or something, then it's kill all women, it just goes on and on and you're none the wiser to notice.

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>>88405259
That's good, you went on for quite a while before you got blatantly and completely retarded

>>88405343
Laugh all you want, I'll be the one laughing when they make you eat your own family.

>>88405372
And all because a couple people named their child Parker two hundred years ago

>>88405585
No, because they DIDN'T.

>>88405610
Are you saying Parker Cleaveland didn't exist? Also what's the cutoff here? The 19th century? The 50s?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parker_(given_name)

>>88405659
Damn committed to this parker conspiracy they are, just like crisis actors.

>>88402614

SO they should do the Marvel way and make every villain a Doctor OR do the alliteration thing?

>>88405372
That's Soylet Green not 1984, get your fear-mongering futures right

>>88406066
Whatever future it is is irrelevant, just know it's a grim one. Let me talk in comics then, you'll be in mutant concentration camps.

>>88406103
I'd have to be a mutant for that

>>88406249
Well then, whatever happens in Future's End.

>>88402689
I've known Wayne, Lane and Parker to be used as first names. They're kind of WASPy names though

>>88406566
You mean Janet Van Dyne?

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>>88402946
>This nigga never watched Mad Men
I can't believe it. Lane is literally the most based character in the entire series

>>88407693
>watching tv
Anon, I have too many anime to watch, I don't have time for shows normies get hyped for for a month or two.

>>88403584
I plan on having a boy and a girl named Taciturn and Loquacious.

>>88402689

Parker and Wayne are first names pal