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>you'll never grab them and roll them around in your hands for a few hours
Why do you think she wears stress relief balls in her hair?
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>>88391662
This is just a shitty OOC fanart that doesn't make sense.
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Ass>Tits
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>>88391707
>he doesn't know
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>>88391707
It looks like he rather stares at her ass.
PG has it all.
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>Chadseid
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>>88391696
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>>88391727
Truth
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>>88391662
She's cute.
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>>88391662
>Gopher hands
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>>88391727
God I love achewood
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>>88391662
OTP
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I wish MegaSweet would draw more stuff like this instead of wasting his time on futashit.
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>>88393368
Once a futafag, always a futafag. If your son ever expresses interest in futa, you should throw him in the pit of deformed Spartan babies before he ruins everything.
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>>88393368
I'm no megasweet but I would draw her but it would only end up lewd.
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Could somebody post's Megasweet's

>enjoy your show
>you too!

comic?
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>>88391662
>Chadseid
my fucking sides
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#hugebooblivesmatter
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>trying to not jack off
>non-slut huge boobs are my absolute weakness
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>>88391662
>chadseid

never fails to make me laugh
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>>88391662
You know i think my pathetic sex life just got worst after having sex because now i know what i missing, it's been a whole year
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>natural tittymonsters get relentlessly bullied by other girls in middleschool and highschool
>this turns them into self-conscious prudes with low self-esteem that hate their own bodies

Such a tragedy, it ain't right
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>>88395148
we need to make sure chestlets are bullied from an early age so they know they aren't all that
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>>88395148
Unless they have a good college experience.
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>>88395148
>tfw mercilessly bullied in middle and freshman year of high school for having a huge dick
>tfw because I have a penis I get called a liar and accused of lying on an Indonesian spice garden enthusiast blog
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>>88395148
>natural tittymonsters get relentlessly bullied by other girls in middleschool and highschool
If it makes you feel better, this doesn't actually happen in real life.
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>>88395218
WRONG
My mom was a G-cup by the time she was 19, and because of how badly she was harassed not just at school but also by her sister and mother she got breast reduction surgery when she was in her mid-20s. It does happen in real life to women who have naturally low self-esteem.
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>>88395242
pic of your mom?
Or is it already all over the internet?
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>>88395242
you came here just to brag about your moms tits, didn't you
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>>88395194
>mercilessly bullied in middle and freshman year of high school for having a huge dick
For literally what purpose?

Captcha: bluff marques
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>>88395261
She has her yearbook over at her house, if this thread is still up in 12 hours, once I'm done with work I'll see if I can swing over there and scan a few pics.

>>88395307
My psychiatrist says it's because the other kids were trying to deal with their own embarrassment about having to strip in front of everyone else by picking on other kids who were different than the majority, so that they could have group encouragement to feel better about themselves. It makes sense logically looking back, but it's kind of traumatic when you're twelve and you don't have your dad anymore to explain things to you.
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Women tearing down other women for any reason they can is normal. That's just how the majority of them work. If a woman can reduce everyone else to meaninglessness, they become number one by default. If a particular woman excels in some manner, teaming up becomes mutually beneficial even for the biggest backstabbers.

Say if some girl has great stonking big tits.

Just how it is.
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>>88395242
Don't tell me your mum had a candid and detailed conversation with you about how big and her boobs were. I mean, that's kinda weird even for americans
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>>88395350
>mom have a big dick
>I have big tits too!
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>>88395411
Think you got that a little backwards, bud.
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>>88395411
>his mom doesn't have a big dick
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>>88395350
Dude. Don't upload pics of your mom so that anonymous fags on the net can fap to it. She's your mother, respect her privacy
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>>88395433
>>88395430
>>88395350
>>88395411
>it's like in my anime!
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>>88395450
I was gonna censor her face.
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>>88395450
>Dude. Don't upload pics of your mom so that anonymous fags on the net can fap to it. She's your mother, respect her privacy
What are you, some kind of moral guardian? Let the man do what he wants, if he wants to upload pictures of his moms boobs then who are you to complain?
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>>88395476
Still don't think you should be comfortable doing such a thing
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>>88395389
It was probably a PARENTING moment. Letting your child know that you also went through tough times because kids can just be jerks can help. A little. It's really not that strange.
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>>88395493
We're on 4chan.
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>>88395493
This
he should post his big dick instead.
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>>88395493
Ehh, it doesn't matter, really. Everyone jacks off to everyone at some point, and I can get rid of any data the upload might have so she remains anonymous.

>>88395516
You're correct, it was. Also why she suggested I start visiting a psychiatrist.

>>88395533
Gimme a moment.
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>>88395493
And who are you to tell him what he should or shouldn't be comfortable doing?
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>>88395458
sauce?
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>>88395550
His mother.
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>>88395533
Two.
https://imgur.com/a/ljZDr
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>>88395641
That sounds kind of serious then.
The dick is still fine though, right?
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>>88395543
Seriously, don't post anything about your mother no matter how much you censor it. You'd be shocked how people can trace things. If she gets found cause you showed some anons her tits, you'll regret it.

Privacy isn't just for comfort. It's for everyone's safety.
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>>88395670

Eh. Not bad for a non porn star, anonymous comic book fan on a nerd image board.

I hope you ravage some tittymonsters with that thing my friend. Find yourself a size queen titcow and live the dream life.

>We're all gonna make it man
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>>88395752
when did /co/ turn into a bunch of prudes?
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>>88395626
https://exhentai.org/g/926907/86e461d8be/
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>>88395670
Jesus. No wonder you got laughed at, that looks deadly.
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>>88395752
>Privacy isn't just for comfort. It's for everyone's safety.
Are you fucking kidding me right now? What's next "Hey guys, only LOSERS smoke marijuana. You all should go out and get high on life instead!"
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>>88395670
>cut
9/10

nice job keeping it clean
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>>88395670
I know nothing will ever change my situation, but take my impotent attempt at jealous rage. Fuck you.
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>>88395543
please dont do this

impressing randoms on the internet is such a dumb thing
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>>88395670
You should draw a ":3" with sharpie on it and post a pic
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>>88395307
see
>>88395895

Raise that ten-fold, add a bunch of pre-teen self-esteem issues, and BOOM you've become a walking target for people to pick on to feel better about themselves.

>>88395951
At this point I doubt the thread will even be alive for me to post anything.

>>88395965
I'll see if I can even find a sharpie and if I can sneak out to the bathroom again without my hyper-anal manager calling me out.
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>>88395991
Make it an angry ">:3" then
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>>88395951
hey guys cmon

dont encourage this anon to upload pictures of his mom when all the creeps are going to do is objectify her body

its not healthy and it demeans women

cant we just go back to talking about comics without getting weird about the idea of women
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There are better boob girls than Power Girl, people! Wake up! Fight against the propaganda! Liberate yourselves!
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>>88396163
Even if that's true, there's no reason not to celebrate Power Girl.

So shut up, Boco.
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What the fuck happened here?
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>>88396186
Faggot attentionwhore with mental problems, no boobs being posted.
Thanks /co/
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>>88396186
/co/ as usual.
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>>88396163
You know who has boobs? Amy Rose.

>>88396186
Everybody with a good opinion decided to sleep in today apparently.
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>>88396163
Interesting if true.
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>>88396205
This combined with ridiculous puritans coming out of the fucking woodworks.
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>>88396205
>want tits
>get dick instead
Might as well just make a batfamily thread out of this
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>>88395450
Look at this moralfag
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>>88396217
No she doesn't. She barely has mosquito bites.
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>>88395845
>>88395869
>POST YOUR MOM WE ARE TOTALLY TRUSTWORTHY.

Only a fool would leak their personal life on 4chan. Do you know how many times people have regretted that over the years on this very site? You'd have to be stupid or autistic to think it's a good idea.

Or maybe a nigger.

Are either of you niggers?
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>>88396334
Look at this angry moralfag
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>>88396334
Well that guy is clearly black where it counts, so...!
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>>88396334
>all of 4chan is /b/
This started because the fuck said his mom got bullied over g cup tits, someone said 'bullshit post proof' and he said 'alright, sure.'

Unless she is very well known, most people on this slow ass board are going to be too lazy to cross examine a picture just to find the guy. Hell, at this point someone might do it just to spite your crazy ass. Good job.
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>>88396163
Hey, hey Boco. Boobanon is here. Run away. Please.
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>>88393368
Amen.

Dude should set up a patreon if he needs motivation.
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>>88395670
It's not that big.
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>>88396588
Jealousy is a bad look on you, anon.
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>>88396588
Post yours.
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>>88396455
Found the autist.
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>>88395670
Not gay, but I have to say that is a pretty huge dick you got there anon. Take pride in the fact that women will line up for that sausage as long as you're able to keep yourself fit.
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>>88396676
found the gay
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>>88395670
Big dicks are not good. Give me a small one any day.
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>>88396652
Not an argument, you fucking newfag.
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>>88396700
>being this gay
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>>88396616
Last night I spent seven hours edging with a toothbrush shoved up my ass until I came like a super-soaker. I'm not going to be able to get a decent erection until at least tomorrow.
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>>88396723
But that guy didn't upload any hard pics...
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>>88396697
Anon if you can't at least admit that a man is well endowed then you're simply insecure about your own dick.
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>>88396722
Not gay.
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>>88396744
Then in denial.
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>>88396716
Only newfags think calling people newfags convinces others of anything, newfag.
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>>88391662
>>88394836
More!? No more?
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>>88396784
Not at all.
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>>88396827
I'll take a whole bunch of lewd draw requests for her, just gimme some requests so I can leave this thread.
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>>88396851
Her snapping a bra off in the gym locker because it doesn't fit anymore.
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>>88396851
Sitting at her desk, Chadside next to her resting his bulge on the corner of the desk. She is blushing.
Chadseid asks "I don't think I understood the class, can I swing by your house later so you can help me out?" And she says "S-sure"
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>>88396851
One image on top of the other. The top image is her flatter teacher berating her for not completing half of a test, with her adamant that she answered every question, while the bottom image shows her view of the test and how her tits are covering half the questions.
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>>88396522

Uh, eek?
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>>88396851
Teenage batwoman lusting after her.
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>>88396736
Growers and showers, anon.
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>>88396652
Tell me how I'm wrong though. The people that still even care only want to see some huge tits and not really care about the person attached. I can only see some dumbass spiteful autist being the only one who cares enough to dox him.

Yeah some people have ruined their lives by being retarded, but it's not like its going to happen every single time. At the end of the day though, it's pretty much just up to him, no matter how much we egg him on or try to scare him out of it.
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>>88396334
>Only a fool would leak their personal life on 4chan.
Yes, because a decades old yearbook photo with the face cropped out and centered around a body is TOTALLY enough material for evil anons to ruin someone's life.

God damn, and you call everyone else a nigger?
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>>88391662
>Chadseid: I wanna fuck that hero.
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>>88396851
I'm almost certain that you're fishing for (You)s, but I'll go ahead and give you another.

Her trying on a lace bra with her breasts spilling over and with a hint of her areola.
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>>88396985
Plenty has been done with less.
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>>88396851
Her having to borrow Supergirl's (too small) gym gear cos she forgot her own
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>>88397274
Wouldn't Supergirl be like a five or six year old if Peej is a teenager?
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>>88397306
Isn't that the beauty of it?
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>>88396896
>>88396915
>>88396924
>>88396963
>>88397274
Good, yes, I'll do it. I'll just upload straight to /co/'s booru when they're done.
>>88397058
I was going to ask later but no time like the present. Yours is the hottest of the bunch though, unless more appear.
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>teen peej
I didn't know this was a thing. Is there more of this thing? It's doing things to my thing.
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>>88396813
>As he calls me a newfag
Yeah its bait, so?
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>>88396915
This one is awesome.
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>>88397509
>/co/'s booru
link?
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>>88397849
If you want to see the joke, make sure to look up.
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>>88398355
the-collection.booru.org/
It won't be any time soon, holidays and whatever.
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>>88399038
It's cool, I'm sure I'll find something to fap to. I'm in a peej kinda mood anyway.
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@88398498
You didn't make a joke???
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>>88391707
why not both?
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>>88395833
Daily reminder that zyzz is dead.

>>88396113
>not asking for teh rei-esque doddles instead
anon pls

inb4
>teh rei?
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>>88391662
Whos this sweet little thang chadseid is lusting for?
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>>88391707
Dude, ass is literally tits behind someone
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>>88401440
>blonde
>huge tits
>interacting with Darksied
>wearing white and blue with an oval design over her tits
PG obviously
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>>88401255
>teh rei
Shit dude, I thought I was the only one who remembered 2004.
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>>88401614
My earliest memories goes back to Donate Or Die, but I was here for a while before that.
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>tfw waiting for anon to deliver his mom's tits
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>>88402680
Glad I'm not the only one.
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>>88395218
There was this girl in my high school who had a decent personality but got ostracized because she had an F cup. Was pretty entertaining to watch actually. She's gotten pretty slutty since then.
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>>88395194
>Tfw the entire football team was able to get a kid the nickname Big Dick Matt
>No girl would so out with him because they didn't want to be known as a size queen.

What have we done
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All I know is that I'll probably never be able to slip my dick between a hot pair of sweater puppies, under the sweater so that it's doubly warm during wintery months.

What's the point of living?
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>>88402680
He never will.
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>>88395148
>mfw it got me a 14yo Dcup qt gf in highschool
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>>88395670

Wait, my dick is that size. That's big?

Wow, i have a big dick. That's kinda nice. I thought mine was kinda small to average.
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>>88404694

Wait, this is NOT nice. I just remembered why i thought my dick was small until now. My dad's dick. If that's big, then my dad's monstrous. I don't want to know this shit.

Fuck.
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>>88404791
Does your mom always look happy?
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>>88395670
>tfw long ass curved dick with average girth

I swear the damn thing wants to turn into a corkscrew. Enjoy your aesthetic dick, anon.
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>>88404815

I don't want to think any further about this shit. I'm trying really hard to block out his dick out of my memory. Shit is almost that size even flaccid.

I'm going to close this thread and try to watch some cartoons.
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>>88404863
Tell your mom she's a lucky lady
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>>88404863
You're becoming more like your father.
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>tfw grower not shower
>tfw lower end of average
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>>88396924
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>>88395670
For reference, how long is it, anyways?

>>88404974
Same here, though I'm on the higher end of average. At least, it's longer than the average I keep finding. Still, grower.
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>>88403966
Why not ask your gf BA?
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>>88405197
This is a loaded question, isn't it.
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>>88405359
Yes. Please embarrass yourself.
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>>88391707
Legs>>>>>>>>everything else
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>>88405376
You can't make me.
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>>88391727

So what's in a breast man?
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>>88405578
Inferiority complex and mediocre taste.
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>>88405465
ass without legs is pointless

legs without ass is a tragedy
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>>88404863
Why do you know the difference between flaccid and non-flaccid?
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>>88403966

Oh quitcher bitchin'. You don't know how good you got it.
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>>88395863
>https://exhentai.org/g/926907/86e461d8be/
For those that cannot access exhentai, what's the name?
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>>88391662
is there more from this? I can't find anything on this from mega sweet's DA
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>>88406136
It's not good enough if I can't use boobsweat as lubricant.
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>>88406472
sweat doesn't make a good lubricant
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>>88406472

Yeah, but at least you actually can.
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>>88406482
See, if I had tried, I'd have known that. But as you can guess, I've never tried it, so I wouldn't ever know.

That's how science works.

>>88406506
Oh, so you're a eunuch now? That's a new development.
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>>88406526

Har har.

Just saying, I imagine paizuri probably has some sort of minimum length for it to actually, ya know, work. A "You must be this long to enter" type of situation.
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>>88406564
shut up, boco
just get yourself a girl with small tits, duh
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>>88404974
>tfw grower not shower
>tfw literally exact US average length (based off of a google search so don't know how reliable it is)
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>>88406652
average is between 5 and 6. So exact average would be about 5.5 inches.
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>>88406618

>small

What kind of life is that? Not one worth living, I can tell you that.
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>>88406666
that's about dead-on
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>>88406652
>>88406666
The real question is how you're supposed to measure it. Do you measure from the base to the tip, or do you press down until you hit your pelvic bone and measure from there to the tip?

>>88406680
then get your ass an oppai loli.
Or put up, shut up, and jizz in a chick's tits without it poking out the other end, making a mess of things but fuck it you're already banging
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>>88406714
base to tip, since that's what goes in the vagina
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>>88406064

My dad used to bath me and sometime he'd get a hard-on, but nothing like THAT. Shit would just occur.
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>>88406714

>The real question is how you're supposed to measure it.

South Park had a formula.
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>>88406741
well, shit. Guess I'm average.
Better invest in those herbal supplements I get in my email all the time.
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>>88395218
Can confirm thats a thing. I'm hoping you are doung better now, Ashley, if you are out there
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>>88395670
Holy shit, anon!
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>go to this thread for boobs
>get dicks
/co/ is the gayest board.
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>>88395350
>>88402680

....I'm still hoping that anon comes back and posts his mom's tits.
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>>88407085
First you get the dicks.
Then you get the women.
Then you get the boobs.

Chain of command.
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>>88395670
>https://imgur.com/a/ljZDr
Jesus christ
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>>88391727
man I want all the things on the secret menu, they all sound good
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>>88407186

Then you get the power....
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>>88407201
you couldn't pay me to have a tamale from Taco Bell
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>>88395670
Every time I linked MY dick on /co/ I got banned

Double standards
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>>88407304
Mods like what they see apparently.
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>>88407304
your dick isnt as nice
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>>88407304
git gud
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>>88395450
Kill yourself nigger
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>>88391727
Tamales for 2.25 a piece? That's a fucking crime.

If you're paying more than a buck fifty, you're being swindled.

But you really should be getting them free from your abuela.
>>
>>88407921
what's the over/under on acceptable tamale prices
>>
where the fuck did this thread go while i was gone
>>
>>88408505
Same place all /co/ threads go: dicks.
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>>88395218
It happened in middle school at least.
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>>88391662
>that hair style
10/10
>>
I don't like my dick. Maybe I'll get better luck next lifetime.

At least I'm not a virgin, but I haven't had sex in over a year. I don't even enjoy the thought of it anymore.
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>>88395670
...Wait, that is big? I'm a bit less wider but I always figured I was average size.
>>
>>88408776
For my own personal reference, how long is your dick? I need to know what I should target.
>>
>>88408831
6.5-ish
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>>88409046
Well, then, better figure out how to grow out another inch. Shit.
>>
>>88408642
yea but when you have it again it'll be real swell
>>
>>88409330
But it's hard to find a female who wants to have sex with a married guy.
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>>88409365
isn't there like a whole site for affairs
>>
>>88409424
It's not really an affair because my wife let's me do it. She has a disease that doesn't allow her to have sex, so she at least let's me do it. Basically, she's a cuck in a sense.
>>
>>88409504
What kinda disease? Sounds terrible
>>
>>88409504
>a disease that doesn't allow her to have sex
does she have the AIDS?

also that's a pretty fucked up relationship
>>
>/soc/ exists for this whiny bullshit
So why
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>>88409554
Seriously, this.

>>88395863
Now what's the title
>>
>>88406324
>>88409588
>he cant get past the sad panda
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>>88409526
>>88409522
Vaginismus. Basically makes any kind of penetrating extremely painful. She had to get her hymen surgically opened under anesthesia even. Botox and dilation therapy didn't really help either. Plus, she's pretty pure and would never try anal and gives shit blow jobs. But that's enough of my blog.
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>>88409633
tell us more about your wife's vagina.
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>>88404940
kek
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>>88409734
Why? It's not useable. I don't even remember the last time I touched it. What do you want to know?
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>>88409755
>But that's enough of my blog.
Fuck off already.
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>>88409633
huh, not that it matters but I'm going in for hymenotomy tomorrow just like your wife. I feel bad for her, thick hymen AND Vaginismus would suck ass.
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>>88409779
They asked questions, I answer. I got nothing better to post about.

>>88409821
Good luck. Be sure to take stool softeners with your pain meds. You will be sore and it will suck.
>>
>>88395863
Huh. I can't do the usual "g.e-" sad panda bypass...
>>
>>88409859
Thank you, I will. how long was her recovery time? some people say a few days some people it's 2 weeks
>>
>>88404791
Dude just look up average penis length then measure your own for comparison. That's what I did.
Slightly above average
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>>88409973
First day was basically bedridden, 2nd and 3rd was still sore but she could go from the bed to the bathroom basically. After the 4th, she was able to walk again slowly. Took about a week and a half or two weeks total.
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>>88391727
>entropy9
>only 8 bytes of entropy
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>>88406324
(SC37) [666protect (Jingrock)] Cattleya no Hon -Mama to Musuko no Mitsugetsu- (Queen's Blade) [English] [Decensored]
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>>88410526
Thanks.
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>>88406652
literally me

I'm 6'2" and have a large build too, makes it seem smaller too, on top of everything
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>>88401493
This is one of the dumber things I've read on /co/
>>
>>88414186
Assmen are known to be painfully retarded. It's part of their whole deal.
>>
>>88414302
That guy was clearly a breastman though
>>
>>88408172
Real talk anything over a buck is pushing it unless it's got fancy meat in it or you don't live around a ton of Mexicans (though they'll swindle a gringo in a heartbeat, especially the food truck ones. Glad I married into that culture)
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>>88394836
Fixed it for you
>>
What'd I miss?
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>>88414602
UP THE SHUT FUCK BOCO
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>>88414630

Yes, Zatanna...
>>
>>88404974
I have no idea where I fall on the scale.
All I know is when erect, it's about the length of my whole hand. When flaccid, it's on average the length of my middle finger. On bad days, my pinky.
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>>88409779
ebin
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>>88406324
>he doesn't know how to get passed the sad panda
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>>88410475

What?
>>
>>88395218
Happened to my ex, she had close to J's.
Started appearing when she was in 7th grade.
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>>88391662

>chadseid

can't keep a straight face with this, kek
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>>88391727
I want to try those galactic nachos
>>
>>88406324
Literally all it takes is an extension for Google Chrome or Firefox. Obviously you'll need an account beforehand too.
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>>88404523
That's messed up
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