>watching this as an adult i wanna kill max and go on a fishing

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>>88388683
This movie is pretty amazing. Watched it a while ago because I had no real recollection from having seen it as a kid, and then it made me weepy. Goofy shouldn't make me sad.

Roxanne or Stacey?

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>>88388770
You know who.

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When I was a kid, I woulda drop kicked Roxanne for this seductress.

Now that I'm an adult, I realize Roxanne makes more sense.

So how'd they escape that Sasquatch? Always bugged me.

>>88388788
So why didn't we get a show about this Max and his hi-jinks?
>>88388805
It fucked off because Staying Alive.

>>88388788
Word.

It hurts watching this movie because I really miss my dad.

>>88388683
Hey man, pussy makes you goofy

>>88388747
The scene with the Possum hat in the rain hurt me.

>>88388805
he went away after hearing staying alive

>>88388770
Stacey, Roxanne is boring as fuck.

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>>88388878
This one?
>>88388917
Stacey is probably the school bike though.

I love this movie, but I can hardly watch it without feeling like I need to call my dad and just talk about days gone by.

>>88388683
Then the movie has done its job. Max is supposed to be an ungrateful, selfish asshole. It's one of the reasons we relate to him when we were kids because, let's face it, that's how we were.
When we get older we see more of the picture and Goofy's nervous attempts to reconnect with his son are both endearing and heartbreaking.
People always talk about the emotions of Toy Story 3 but this is just as affecting in a more true-to-life way.

>>88388936
Then you need to have a kid and tell him all about grandpa Anon.

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>Roxanne and Max are kind of getting together here
>in the next movie she's not even mentioned
So what happened?

>>88389076
She's a high school sweetheart. They never last to college

>>88389137
B-but she was the love of his life! Happily ever after and stuff.

>>88389076
She slept with a teacher and was drummed out of town.

>>88388788
Not me, personally I would rather fall in love in college, and get laid in high school. Roxanne is for falling in love with, Lisa is for getting laid.

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>>88389451
College is for Marpole.

Every fiber of my being wants to hate Goofy but I can't because the Goofy Movie exists.

>>88389691
Why would you want to hate Goofy? He's a cool guy.

>>88389755

I find it difficult to tolerate mental retardation Goofy and equally so the naive klutz with a aura of doom around him that makes everything go wrong.

Goofy Movie finally managed to make him work for me because he was just... a goofy dad. He wasn't an idiot and he tried his best.

>Goofy has actually gotten laid.

>>88389755
Well to be honest the guy has the potential to make an incredibly bad first impression. So I could easily see why someone would want to hate him before they got to know him all that well.

>>88389799
Whatever happened to Max' mom?

>>88389819
Dead

>>88389828
How did she go? Did she slip on a bar of soap and snap her neck?

>>88389834
Suicide. She realised she had married Goofy

>>88389847
kek

one internet for you good sir!

>>88389834
She fooled around and Goofy axed her. Pete helped get rid of the body, which is why they're friends.

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>>88388770
M O N A
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N
A

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>>88388788
take Roxanne as wife and Lisa as lover.

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>>88389819

Goof says she's "Up there with the stars" in Goof Troop, implying dead.

>>88388683
somebody post the gif

>>88389076
Literally every movie where a character gets the girl and then they make a sequel nobody wanted has her either disappearing without acknowledgement or "it just didn't work out."

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>>88389513
Best girl.

>>88390243
Would you shake her goofy?

>>88389799
Technically.

Max was conceived after Goofy had caused some cataclysmic accident. He slipped and fell into a woman's vagina and owing to to his sexual experience, came instantly with a cry of "gawrsh".

>>88389875

Mona was probably originally going to be Roxanne but they changed her to a new character so they could have drama. There's no reason at all for them to cast Roxanne's voice actress in that role besides Roxanne being in that film; she wasn't a Disney regular.

>>88390243

>No mention of her ever again.
>Goofy probably had the same thing happen to him that Ned Flanders did.

>>88390283
I'd do the boogie duck with her.

>>88390243
>>88390480
Aside from a single appearance in a Mickey Mouse Club episode Roxanne was never mentioned again.
If there were a third movie personally I'd like to see how Max interacts with his ex.

>>88390600
Also Bob & Stacey. They got together at the end of A Goofy Movie, didn't they?

>>88388683
>tfw will never live in this world
>tfw even if I did my DNA wouldn't be compatible with them
>tfw too lazy to choose file and find a face

>My life's a living
>HELLO LITTLE BUDDY

>>88388784
So has anyone ever had a dream like this?

>>88389834
Being in close proximity with Goofy is a hazard to your life. Most likly she was involved in one of his dangerous daily life situations and died because she's not made out of the same cosmic rubber as goofy.

>You know, maybe Max isn't all the things you think a son should be, but, he loves me.
>Hey, my son RESPECTS me.
>Yeah...

That exchange really gets me.

>>88392081
Shame they never addressed Pete and PJ's relationship more than just a couple gags.

>>88388683
In all fairness to Max, he'd spent the lead up to the film busting his chops rigging up an extravagant over the top plan to get Roxanne to notice him, only for his dad to ruin his shot at a date immediately afterwards. That had to have hurt.

Although on the other hand, if Max had come clean and told his dad about Roxanne the very same day, Goofy could have postponed the whole damn trip. After all, if he was willing to crash a high security concert--after plummeting over a waterfall-- to help his kid win a girl, then under less extreme conditions he'd have understood Max's needs.

>>88388770
Roxanne, because she's cute and pure

>>88392768
Sometimes it takes extreme circumstances for people to really listen to one another.

Goody thought he was doing the best thing for Max and Max thought there was nothing he could do about it because the lines of communication were so tangled between them.

Some of that is Max's fault, but when he tries to tell Goofy about the party he wants to go to Goofy dismisses it as unimportant and tosses him in the car.

Neither was really listening to the other at the but the road trip restored those lines of communication.

>>88393488
>pure
She was going to go out with the first chad to come her way the moment she thought Max wasn't coming to the party with her.

>>88392081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGJyCLRR9rc
That entire scene is brilliant.

>>88394472
>Pete's bulge
Gee.

>>88392081
>>88392094
>>88394472

It always interested me because Pete's not wrong or seemingly a bad father at all. He's even taking his son camping...just like Goofy is.

>>88394712
What I'm wondering about is how the hell does Pete afford all that shit if he's working the same job as Goofy and probably has to pay alimony to his ex-wife.

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This movie had a really great set piece ending though.

>>88389819
Ask Alan Moore. I'm sure he'd give her a happy ending.

>>88394795
>0:12-13
Roxanne is just too perfect.

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>>88394827
porn is alright too

>>88394911
This is not okay.

>>88394757

Probably one of those dads that buys a boat but who's family lives in an apartment with no savings.

>>88389137
That kind of pisses me off about our culture. AFAICT humans go through their pair-bonding phase during the last stages of brain development, which for most people is 14-18. People are supposed to grow up, or at least finish growing up, with their mate. Most people will probably never be happy because so many pair-bonds are broken simply due to this cultural idea that "young love is fleeting" when the opposite is more likely true. "College is for fucking around" has probably done more harm to our species than any other meme.

Just my opinion.

>>88389137
My Aunt and Uncle met in their first year of highschool and have been together ever since

>>88394757
Pete cheats. It's his whole thing. So that means he's probably cheating on his taxes, fudging his hours at working, printing counterfeit coupons, etc. Hell he probably drives to Atlantic City once a month with cards up his sleeve. The Goof Troop universe doesn't seem to have Mickey Mouse in it, so there's nobody around to be a plucky IRS agent/HR guy/Casino Security guy to keep him in check.

>>88395876

You can't really apply biology and nature to a warped ass society that is nothing like nature. Values have changed and young love is often wholly ignorant of the real world.

How the fuck did some B team at Disney manage to create two of the catchiest songs of all time.

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Diamonds.

>>88394472
Jesus, I forgot how much I loved serious Goofy

>>88392768
He's a brooding teen, how well do you expect him to communicate to his father? Hell, I couldn't communicate with my dad until he died when I was 20. I wish I could, but I couldn't.

>>88395876
One thing I despise is the education correlation being misconstrued:
>Don’t put on a ring on it just yet. When it comes to high school sweetheart statistics, there’s a lot of ups and down. For instance, only 19% of people who marry their high school sweethearts attend college. This is far lower than the near 70% of Americans who enrolled in college as of last October.
This was a common idea on various articles writing about the subject: they assume that being married young causes someone to not go to college, when to me it seems just as likely that the culture of college is a contributing factor to those relationships not making it to marriage in the first place.
>A lot has changed in 40 years in regards to the views of marriage and when to or when not to marry, but this simple fact remains: people don’t marry their high school sweetheart might be happier, but they are less competitive in the job market.
And then there's this shit. How is that even a choice? Even if I accept the causality here, how is being "competitive in the job market" a reasonable trade for having a great marriage? What the fuck is wrong with our culture? What have we done?

>>88396233
Sure, but humans are biological, and if our brains do go through a "pair bonding phase" in the mid-late teens like anon suggests (notice the word "if"; I'm not saying I agree with him on that point) then no amount of culture will be able to change that.

>>88396220
But we saw Mickey and Donald during A Goofy Movie, they were hitchhiking to California and ended up at the Powerline concert.

>>88396380
Really? My dad and I have always seen I-2-I.

>>88396725
Well then maybe Mickey should stop being a bum and look into Pete's finances.

>>88396771
You don't think Mickey would have better things to do than a family man cheating on his taxes?

>>88395876

High school kids are brainless, overly-emotional idiots. The idea of committing your life to a protracted relationship with one seems unbelievably foolish. Once I got into my twenties I realized that a very smart rule was to never date anyone below the age of 21 since before that age they're basically flighty, ignorant children and there's no way to form a meaningful relationship with someone that young not knowing if they'd be the same person next month as they are today. Gotta wait until that neuroplacticity dies down a bit and they mature into the person they're ultimately gonna become before it makes sense to commit to anything with them.

>>88396307
God damn, I don't know what it is about her.

The demeanor, the animation, the 90s look... Shes amazing!

>>88388683
Make the same thread when you're 70.

>>88394712
Pete is actually not that bad of a guy in Goof Troop though he is a shit husband and Peg actively sucked face with Goofy

>>88399161

Did Pete actually get canonically cucked? I never watched goof troop.

>>88394545
Don't you Pete Time me now. I can't handle that.

>>88399210
Peg kissed Goofy at least once in a spur of the moment thank you way that was supposed to be funny for kids, but it's still there.

>>88399271
I'm sure Peg loves Goofy, but not romantically. Though she is like a mother to Max

>>88399161
Peg likely got a divorce from Pete after one scheme went way too far.

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this movie gave me the dadfeels when i was a kid. i don't dare watch it now

>Dad, do you think we could delay the trip by like a week? I've got a date.

>>88399271
There is also the fact the constantly sides with Goofy over her own husband on just about everything.

>>88396771
Remember kids, never marry your girlfriend and you too can be free to hike across america

>>88394757
he splurges on himself instead of his kids. He keeps his own wife on an allowance

>>88389875
what IS this

>>88399908
I remember when I was a high schooler I was deathly afraid of telling my parents ANYTHING about my love life. They would always try to butt in, and I can understand what Max would want to not say anything, even though its the wrong decision

>>88389076
They're still together, but it isn't important enough to dedicate screen time to.

WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE POS-SUM?

>>88389076
>>88388784

Roxanne has an ugly mole, a big nose and man eyebrows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVNoybnB-Ew

>>88396307
She was, still is, one of my biggest Disney waifus. I just despise the lack of art for her.

>>88402218
And I would still make kids with her fine ass.

>>88401887
Makes you really wonder if she married Pete because Goofy was already taken.

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>>88392768
I blame Mazur. His Breakfast Club level of totalitarian authority and complete exaggeration to Goofy is the reason the whole mess happened. Pete didn't help, but Pete is flawless and therefore can't take any of the heat.

>>88399788
Do it, Anon. It's one of Disney's best.

>>88401887
That's because Pete was an ass constantly on the wrong side of things.

How old were in the first movie?

>>88399908
DOW MAXIE SHEULL BE WEIGHTIN FUR YUH WHIN WE GET BACK-UH

It took me to today, I'm serious, to notice that in the song "After Today" the guys throw jockstraps, not underwear.

I always thought it was underwear.

>>88403219
It was supposed to be bras.

>>88389883
Goofy freaking out over a star going out near the beginning of Kingdom Hearts 1 just took on a new meaning.

>>88403436
Damn, now you're making me wonder if Max actually exists in Kingdom Hearts.

So does nobody question the fact that their entire city/region is just dog people? Where the fuck are the other races

>>88403503
Duckburg and the like?

>>88392768
Well being a teenager, and we all know how dumb those are since we've all been one, Max at times will think the more crazy option is the only one that'll work and the more rational ones, like sitting down and talking with his dad about the whole Roxanne thing, would do nothing but tip his dad off and give him a better chance to stop him.

>>88403503
Gawrsh, species mixing is a no no! Pluto is my pet, father, and brother hyuck hyuck hyuck.

>>88403511

So they never had a civil rights movement I take it.

>>88394712
More like he's trying to. But with that big RV they might have well have just rented an apartment somewhere and stayed for a few days, it would be the same experience.

>>88402259
now we just need the Peter Lynch video to be posted and this thread will be complete

>>88402526
yeah that guy was an ass even by cartoon Principal standards(which I've always found odd because in real life I found every principal I had to be a pleasant overall reasonable person)

>>88388683
Yeah Max was a douche to his dad. But the guy was trying to impress a hot girl. Not like most normal teen boys wouldn't have done the same. Hell, even Goofy understood why he did it in the end of the movie. He should have just told him from the start.

>>88394712
>Pete's not wrong or seemingly a bad father at all

I haven't seen the movie in a good number of years so I can't really remember it. But that "under your thumb" thing seems pretty bad to me, especially how he pulled Goofy to the side and told him not to far for that buddy buddy thing Max was doing.

>>88399271
Peg was overall pretty touchy feely with Goofy......a bit too much at times. I doubt Goofy cheated with her, he just isn't the type. But rewatching Goofy Troop, I honestly do believe Peg has a bit of a thing for Goofy.

>>88403575
Probably never imported the undesirables in the first place.

>>88403984
We got that shithole from Darkwing Duck for that.

>>88403503
This never made any fucking sense

Goofy is Mickey's best friend and in most comics he lives with him in Mouseburg or whatever the fuck that city is

but Mouseburg, by all intents and purposes, is Duckburg, only for Mickey stories

and in some Mickey stories, Mickey does live in Duckburg with everyone else

and don't get me started on that goose town which literally only exists to be a Duckburg antagonist

>>88402461
Did it ever let on how long Goofy, Pete, and Peg had known each other?

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>>88404569
They at least knew each other in highschool.

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>>88404616
Goofy...had a hard life.

burn that fucking movie
burn it
burn the ashes

>>88403705

You've never heard "He needs a parent not a friend" before? It's a common problem where a parent wants to be liked and cool so they let their kid get away with everything and never actually set rules and discipline them.

>>88403503

Pete and PJ aren't dogs. The only two in the city apparently

>>88404749
But you can be a friend and a parent. You just have to get the balancing right. Keeping a child constantly under your thumb usually lead to them having trust issues not just with you the parent but with pretty much everyone throughout life.

>>88404831

Pj seemed pretty well adjusted Pete is just a conservative southern type father while goofy probably fits in more in california

>>88397486

see, the opposite for me. I didn't date anyone in highschool either, but now that I'm in my twenties, dating sophomores an juniors is fucking fantastic precisely because they're so dumb and easy to control

>>88404616
might have to storytime that one in a little bit

>How about... science SLUMBER PARTIES