>I'll fly like a comet >Soar like a comet >Crash

>>88383256
His gimmick is space

>>88383256
If his kid is 14 then why was he doing an 80's hair band gimmick in what was around 2002?

>>88383256
He flies, begins to soar, and then crashes down as his world begins to crumble around him. And in this burning ashes, he realizes that he was always the same: never changed. He's still a worthless sack of shit who never amounted to anything until his scumbag ex-manager took some court-ordered pity on him. Even then she squanders his life by doing nothing productive; he's even just a supplementary parent at this point, his role almost entirely taken by the Gems.

Greg is the reflection of our inner NEET.

>>88383414
Yeah, and why is there a massive chunk missing from Russia??

>>88383416
Alternatively, he's a simple guy who is happy with what he's got and manages to support the people he cares about while not worrying to much about material shit

>>88383497
Gems

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>>88383256
Post the real lyrics, not the Stupid parody lyrics!

>From the moment the meat hits the flame
>My stomach is growling without any shame
>And I know in my gut it's been worth the five-ninety-five
>Would you like a burger?
>From Pepe's Burgers

>>88383414
Because 80s hair metal is pure and Greg is pure

>>88383414

Does Steven Universe take place in the current time? It might take place in the 00's.

Harry Potter takes place in the 90's despite being released in the 00's

>>88383997
they got tablets n stuff. i just always assumed it was Current Year

>>88383562
I want this song playing at my funeral.

>>88383298
pssshht haha

>>88383414
>>88383997

Sugar can't commit to it being in a time period because shes not a good writer.