Superbuddies Storytime Part 2: I Can't Believe It's

File: 001.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

did Beetle ever wear that Anti Beetle suit outside of this?

File: 002.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

and remember to bump the thread when it gets to slow and I forget that I'm supposed to be storytiming

>>88366704
Would you a Desdemona?

>>88366879
>>88366889
Pity J'onn and Cap aren't there to teach her ancient Martian anti-stress technique.

>>88366965
Ted is Hasselhoff of France.

>>88366692
This shit was legit funny as fuck.

>>88366990
Miami Vice, yo.

>>88367041
Last panel, need name for it.

>>88367093
Pulling a rank, are we now?

File: 010.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

>Image contains an embedded file
What
>File too large
>1.5 MB
Hiro are you fucking with me.

>>88367330
Bea will punch him so hard.

File: 000.jpg (2MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1988x3056px

aaaand back.

The more I see Sue, the more depressed I get.

>>88367478
So I'm not the only one. It hurts to see her here knowing what will happen to Sue and Ralph.

>>88367490
Mmhmm...

THANKS, MELTZER

>>88367565
PLAGUE UPON YOUR HOUSE, MELTZER.

>>88367030
Jesus Christ, these faces.

>>88367587
You acted differently when Hal said you'll get PG's phone number, Guy.

>>88367183
When in doubt, blame Guy.

>>88367574
I know marriage in comic books is basically asking for trouble but she deserved so much better. They can afford one happy couple.

>>88367689
Big Belly is everywhere.

File: 022.jpg (1MB, 1988x3056px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1988x3056px

Oh jeez.

>>88367693
You'd think that with all BRING BACK LOOOVE wank Rebirth was supposed to do, they'd put Dibnys on some book. But no, why would anything nice happen to them in last fifteen years.

>>88367750
poor ice

>>88367689
>seven times Gigli
>Catwoman once
How will Affleck ever recover?

File: 001.jpg (2MB, 1987x3054px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1987x3054px

>>88367754
Ralph was in Secret Six. There's a pretty good opening for him to come back now that he's back to his regular old stretchy self.

>>88367803
With fabulous rapetastic mindrapist Riddler? Yeah, dropped it like it had ebola.

>>88367754
>>88367803
I'd love for Ralph and Sue to go back to solving mysteries and doing detective work.

>>88367879
Croatoans mini.

File: 007.jpg (2MB, 1987x3054px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1987x3054px

>>88367825
eh, I don't remember it being that bad. And they resolved that near the end.

>>88367968
Gladys is an animal.

>>88368041
Can't remember how she ended in Hell but I remember it was stupid.

>>88368370
Smart move, Ted.

>>88368445
RIP, spaghetti Ralph.

File: 022.jpg (1MB, 1987x3054px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1987x3054px

meanwhile back with Max and Sue

Bampu.

Sue, come back to us.

File: 002.jpg (4MB, 2984x2284px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 2984x2284px

can't believe I had to resize this.

>>88368853
>I was just pretending to be retarted!

What are the chances Giffen and Co ever make this a trilogy?

>>88369066
STUD
T
U
D
And Bea is homewrecker, kek.

>>88369165
I'd take it over Blue Beetle any day of the week. I'm sure Giffen could put Teri, Sugar and Spike in there somehow.

>>88366939
Sorry for saying this but this comic is GOLD.

>>88366990
Excellent

>>88369066
>Ted and Max in the last panel

STOP IT. I SAID STOP IT!!!

>>88367200
That fucking face haha

>>88367218
Holy shit, this isn't banter.

>>88369829
Whole run is "how I stopped worrying and started hating Buster".

>>88369066
This is the Max Lord that killed Blue Beetle? What the fuck made him snap? Was it bad writing?

>>88370981
He was protecting humanity and Ted was a race traitor

>>88366739
Wait, is this Maxwell Lord the same guy who tried to build OMAC and kill all the superheroes? Or did I misunderstand all of this?

>>88371335
the same

>>88370981
He was evil all along! And JLI was just mean to get data on capes.
Thanks Countdown to Infinite Crisis.

I miss Ted. It just isn't the same now.

>>88371335
>>88370981
He was also a robot and Lord Havok at this point but Didio said "Did anyone like these stories with Robot Max? No? Then it doesn't matter"

>>88367276
Aamazing.

>>88366725

Bless you, anon

>>88367523
This is a great page

>>88367490

They're probably fine now that the universe rebooted.

>>88367577

based maquire.

This is what Bendis was trying to do but failed at.

>>88371680
they're fine. Riddler tried to marry Sue by erasing her memory of Ralph in the last Secret Six but she got better now they're back together and in limbo since no one read Secret Six.

>>88368328
>>88368470

Is it bad if I get turned on by this kind of mindbreak?

>>88371715

Riddle being evolz is stupid, but it's better than Meltzer rape. .

>>88371894
Fuck Meltzer.

Last Bump for tonight. Probably gonna storytime the New 52 Secret Six next, for more Elongated Man action. That's why we're all here right?

>>88372754
You wouldn't...

>>88371335
this is set before that happened

back before his author imposed out of character heel turn that he had actually been evil the whole time he looked like a goofy enterprenueralaralueral antivillain

>>88366692
lets gooooooo!

>>88366957
there it is!

>>88375378

so did the writer of Identity Crisis know about this "she pregnant" "no I'm not" bit when they revealed she was pregnant when she died?

>>88366990
HYPE

>>88367063
>Guy smells his finger afterwards
Holy kek.

I want more of this forever.
I want these guys to have an ongoing and just forget about any of that evil neck snapping OMAC genocide waif murder bullshit.

>>88377047
This actually cam out slightly after identity crisis, and no, Giffen and DeMattis didn't know about sites pregnant in identity crisis when they wrote it.

>>88366857
Hey look, a page of faces that actually move and change!

>>88368739
>Back off, Moe
>Why, I oughta
Kek

>>88369066
So can we go back to Max being a good guy post-Rebirth pls?

Thanks for this hilarious storytime OP

>>88366692

>>88372754
Sounds fun, maybe someone can help me get my head around the way the plot yoyos from one arc to the other.

>>88379769
No. Either people are all good or all bad. You can't be a jerk and still be a good guy if you're not in some way sexy.

>>88379769
I think he was last seen with Checkmate in Grayson, but might have gained control of Spyral. I really dont remember how Grayson ended

>>88367330
holy crap. the look on ralph's face.

>>88366828
This is why I love comics: At the end of the day, everyone can get together and laugh at a dick joke

Man why can't this still be a thing

>>88367479
Guy and Ted are easily the most likable.

How is Ted in the current Blue Beetle Rebirth line?

Any BWA-HA-HA-HA moments or does Jaime suck all the fun out?

File: 1480515419649.jpg (4MB, 4183x2800px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 4183x2800px

>>88384855
He'll be in JL vs Skwad with other baddies.
>>88390030
Absolutely zero BWAHAHA moments. I won't say it's Jaime's fault but it totally is. Closest to BWAHAHA is interaction between Ted and Teri.
'member Teri? Scientist girl, white hair, became Flash in the end?

>>88390030
I blame the writters, they make Jaime a bit too high strung

>>88390030
Ted tries to bring levity, but Jaime is a teenage asshole.

I hope they grow into a each other, because I LOVED it when in his original run, Jaime idolized Ted after talking to Guy about him.

Thank you.

>>88392220
>>88391366

At least he's not Kyle "I'm a rookie even after being around for years" Rayner.

That was really dumb characterization

>>88390961

>that characterization

Half of that is total OOC stupdiity

>>88392220
Hopefully with time they'll get better.