If you were either a superhero/supervillain with your ideal skill

Bum boy. Plenty of opportunities for misrepresetation. The hero /co/ really wants.

Devirginizer.

>>88332557
Windchill or Rip Tide

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>>88332557
Undefined.

I'd be a villain with the power to set a single force or motion back to zero. It can only do one at a time, and once the target changes the prior forces return.

It'd be so incredibly easy to use. (Though not as broken as pic related)

> Up to no good
> Superhero shows up
> oh shit
> oh wait
> set their aggression to zero (suppress hormones)
> slowly walk out while hero is incapacitated

fuckmeistro

>healing factor that lets me get drunk but still heals
>martial arts knowledge
>enhanced strength
>enhanced speed
>enhanced endurance
>enhanced agility
>adept in magic
>can make magic constructs to use as weapons, similar to psylocke only much more versatile and magical not psychic
>possession of a magical purple flame that burns the soul of victims


They call me Dusker the eternal assassin and dark king of ninjas

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>>88332557
I AM POPE SKULLDOOM

MASTER OF THE METAL

My powers? DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK WOULD LOOK COOL AT THE TIME WHILE RULES OF NATURE PLAYS

ALSO BEING A SKELETON AND MAYBE ENHANCED VENTRILOQUISM BECAUSE I THINK THAT WOULD A PRETTY NEAT TRICK TO SHOW OFF

Tuesday man. Unlimited cosmic power, but only on tuesday.

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>>88332557
either a Green Lantern or Superman's black cousin

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>>88339809
John, you never did tell us what your nickname was before you joined the marines.

>>88339851
it was

Pvt. Snowball

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This wouldn't be me personally if i could have any power but here's my villain idea.

Think Mr Fantastic's powers mixed with Vitamin C So he can stretch his body like Mr Fantastic but can also make other people/objects elastic/softened (pic related) like Vitamin C. Call him The Manmelter and depending on how creative my writing is he could be a pretty interesting body horror villain.

>>88332557
Blood-Pact

I'd be a very equipment based hero. I'd of lost the feeling of my nerves. So no pain, but there would be the down side of pissing myself and what not. I'd have a ballistic, Kevlar based suit with a stream of blood and drugs being pumped into my views to keep me fighting.

"That guy who banged my mom has been sighted as the police arrived the scene"

"Look, it's him!"
"Who?"
"That guy who banged my mom!"

Superman

Primarily passive reality warping powers that causes the surround area in a certain radius to work on visual novel/erotic comedy rules, with secondary flying brick powers directly proportioned to the amount of women in my harem.

Tossing around "Incubuster" as moniker, unless something better comes up.

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>>88332557
So what SHOULD the guy who dresses like a Bat call himself? Horse Man? Cow Man?

Who the fuck is this retarded kid?

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>>88341710
Murderman

>giving me the option to have any powers I want
Olympic gymnast, therianthropy into the animals of my choosing, the ability to create anti-gravity bubbles for gymnastics without hand/footholds (the bubbles don't allow me to fly because I can't move them, they just reverse gravity in a defined space relative the ground), and every time I am killed by someone or something else I get one wish

Call me Monkey Paw.

>>88332557
The Unreliable Toaster.

>>88341751
I even have an origin story worked out.

I'm a fucking esper that made a contract to host a wish granting entity that runs on human sacrifice in my own body. The shapeshifting and gravity manipulation are my preferred psychic powers and the wishes are technically the entity's power.

The olympic level gymnastics are just cause I've been throwing myself around with gravity bubbles since I was 7.

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>>88339801

Time manipulation via "save point" reset system. Basically Groundhog's Day, but I can control it complete with memories of all events that transpire.

...Clocktower?

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>>88332557
The Omnipotent God-Man

>>88342414
I'd read it. I like bullshit that's hopeful.