>I think that has alcohol in it Peggy, unless you want to

>>88325891
bump

>>88325891
If Hank Hill and Marge Simpson had a child, it would be the Hitler of fun

>>88325891
funny thing about this is he's either being a huge wet blanket or totally sensible, depending on how lightweight he and peggy are.. my dad can have a pint at dinner and be fine to drive, but he's got a liver that could run five dudley moores and still have enough left over to give gary coleman a few extra years

>>88329970
He's a man that drinks a few cans of beer a night his tolerance is probably pretty high. He's just an uptight person who can't read romantic moods

Most of Hank's big hangups are rooted in trauma.
I wonder who he had to bury after drunk driving.

Everything is either Peggy's fault or Cotton's fault

>>88330851
>I wonder who he had to bury after drunk driving.

Dale's cat

>>88330952
Let's split the difference and say Peggy is Cotton's fault.

So why did Cotton hate Hank but love Bobby?

>>88331917
hank is a beta wimp

bobby is alpha and does what he wants with no care for what anyone else thinks

>>88331917
Hateful dads always love the grandkids. It's like another layer of hate for their kid.

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>>88327328
what does that even mean

>>88329970
Nigga what you saying

>>88332355
wow. crazy how they dont teach this part of his life in school

>>88331917
>You're twice the father I ever was. Hell, you made Bobby. All I ever made was you.

You can see a bit of Cotton in Bobby whenever he gets really irate, too. They're more alike than I think either realizes.