What does /co/ think of the so-called post-canon Homestuck updates?

Only huss should write the comic. Nobody else on his payroll is qualified enough. Quite the opposite in fact.

>>88294225
>Only huss should write the comic

Hussie writing the comic got us Davekat though.

>>88293882
The snapchats are really unfunny, and fail to capture Hussie's style in any meaningful way. They aren't offensively bad for the most part (though most will disagree with me on that), but there's practically nothing positive about them either. They aren't enjoyable, they aren't relevent to canon, they aren't really anything, they just ARE.

As for PXS, it pretty quickly became apparent how mediocre it was.

>>88294451
Mediocre works are always worse than outright bad works.

>>88294225
Hussie is the least qualified person to write Homestuck now.

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>>88294602
Except it has been proven he isn't.

>>88294602
No, just that he's unqualified. As we've already seen, there are MUCH MUCH MUCH worse options.

>>88294660
How long till he fires Cohen, like he does everyone else?

>>88294660
>>88294698
>Cohen
>worse than the man, the monster, who made the retcon and Act 7

>>88294839
That man showed us that, once upon a time, he could be good.
Cohen's never been good. It's like a fallen paladin versus an evil demonic entity.

>>88293882
S-H-I-T

>>88294859
That's an apt analogy, but the fallen paladin is the one who completely destroyed the kingdom he fought for. The demon is just a pestilence infesting the ruins.

>>88294895
The demon is the one who corrupted the paladin. We've known Cohen has worked with Hussie for a while.

>>88294943
That sounds like a stretch but it wouldn't surprise me. I'm of the opinion Hussie has no one to blame but himself. I did suspect Cohen may have ghostwritten post-retcon Homestuck, but he denied it when asked up front.

>>88294975
I don't think he ghost-wrote Homestuck, but I think he and his clique of morons influenced Hussie negatively. Huss is a very impressionable dude after all.

>>88294987
We need to get in there and influence the old Huss back, then.

>>88295066
Can't, not with MSPAF down.

>>88294987
>Huss is a very impressionable dude after all.

No shit. He made a career off following the commands of other people.

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I've been reading Wizardy Herbert, and it's pretty good. Here's a non-spoilery snippet:

>“Herbert, where do you hope the Allotment Socks shall send you?” Beatrix asked
>“Hmmmmmm I don’t know” Herbert was so confused by this new place and all of these new friends and new adventures
>“I hope they send me to the one which values friendship above all else!” Herbert said, he sounded brave and heroic.
>“HA!!!” Russet scoffed arragantly. “As if you have what it takes.” He was brash and haughty and nobody liked him.
>“Don’t listen to him Herbert his arragance will be his downfall.”

Definitely recommended to anyone who likes Hussie's humor and writing style.

>>88295277
I miss it when Rose was cute.

>>88295277
Was it ever fully finished (like, it's just a first draft and there's some pieces missing, but it reaches a definitive ending)?

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>>88295316
I didn't finish it yet, but Hussie said on Formspring that "(WH) feels like such a similar (to HS) thing to me, this might be the main reason why I'll never quite finish it", suggesting it's unfinished.
There are no missing pieces in-between.

i can't believe i'm still jerking off to these characters

Which HS characters are cucks?

Hard mode: No MSPA reader

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>>88295424
There's still porn being made.

>>88295475
Tbh, Dave supporting Jade through a tiny spacehole is cute and funny.

>>88295424
I have fapped to Homestuck almost exclusively since I started reading when it was early into Act 5.2.

>>88295454
Karkat

>>88294451
>As for PXS, it pretty quickly became apparent how mediocre it was.

Summerteen romance was 10/10 though

They're essentially the same level of quality as the end of Homestuck. It has the same fundamental problems as Homestuck ended with.

The saving grace at the moment is how slowly and erratically it's updated, making for so little overall (so far). Some of what they're alluding to seems interesting, some of it seems shit.

Hopefully it can clean up some of the more glaring loose-ends from Homestucks actual ending, before the actual epilogue? That would be my highest hope for it. Especially bring us back DD and CD mecha/coup subplot that got dropped hard.

>>88295942
And, you know, Mr. 7, which was, you know, an Intermission comic written by...eh, doesn't matter

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Andrew Hussie is a self-loathing betacuck numale whose been emotionally castrated by Halftruth and literally castrated by IPGD. All of his friends and employees are SJWs who demonize men and it comes through in his writing of all male Homestuck characters been wimpy and emotionally broken and the female characters as strong independent women who don't need no man.

>>88296420
I really really want lots of nice little dog-eared kids to happen. You got me tumblr. I want a heartwarming family of humans with little dog ears on top like a garnish of powdered cute. I want Dave to be occasionally scolded for his unorthodox parenting techniques by a grumpy Jade, already busy breast feeding the latest set of triplets. I want Jade to sleep covered in a blanket of tiny, slightly fluffy babies. I want Jade to feel fulfilled in her position as grand matriach of an incredibly complex family tree that's incredibly influential in the world. Like her great-great-great-great-great-great granddaughter gonna roll up to a full club, and just flash her ears like they're some obscure but deeply ominous family crest tattoo. And then after she gets drunk and fucks a few guys, she calls up her literal goddess ancestor to tell her about her wild night, and Jade threatens to disown her and bite off her ears if she ever uses a condom again.

Meanwhile Karkat gets lonely, clones himself, spends a few decades engaged in incredibly frustrated failed blackrom, before dying. His clone then gets lonely, and heads back to the ectobiology lab to repeat the cycle.

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This doesn't really fit in the /aco/ thread

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>>88296626
Cool dank new meme bro, I laughed a lot.

>>88296704
That's an old one, people just haven't been complaining enough for me to repost it.

>>88294839
Yeah, but Cohen made Hiveswap.

>>88296626
is this supposed to be unappealing? Because it sure as fuck is better than what we got.

>>88297131
Do you have nothing to contribute to this threads but reposting the same images again and again?

I hope you all have realized Quahog is going to make Joey gay and rub it in our faces

>>88297311
I still hold to hope that everything we've seen of Hiveswap is a ruse and it's really something completely different. Please don't ruin Alternia the same way you ruined everything else.

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>>88293882
I followed the guide, so I have no idea what you are referring to.

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haha

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hehe

>>88295126
So Hussies real self-insert is John?

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>>88298183
Which character?

I mean, the answer will be the same for anyone besides Vriska anyway, so it's doesn't really matter.

>>88296420
Shutup Caliborn.

>>88298021
Alternia is already ruined by virtue of being Alternia.

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John: autistic turned follower
Dave: gay
Rose: gay
Jade: plot device turned waifu

Jake: joke
Dirk: gay
Roxy: waifu turned plot device
Jane: useless fatty

Karkat: impotent/gay
Aradia: waifu
Tavros: joke
Sollux: pointless
Nepeta: autistic
Kanaya: furniture
Terezi: lolrandumb turned mary sue
Vriska: waifu plot device
Equius: joke
Gamzee: joke turned plot device
Eridan: impotent
Feferi: pointless

Aranea: waifu
Meenah: plot device

Calliope: pointless
Caliborn: virtue signaling for why masculinity is bad

Doc Scratch: plot device
Jack/Spades/etc.: antagonist turned joke
Condy: waifu turned pointless
Mayor: joke
PM: pointless

Hussie's self insert: joke turned waifufag
The reader: cucked

Everybody else: pointless

>>88298630
>Jade: plot device turned waifu

How's that different from how she was at the start?

>>88298993
She's even more waifu and plot device now.

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>half a year after the "official" ending
>we still don't know how the background big bad behind everything was defeated
>but we sure did see these 2 side characters have a gay jewish wedding
i thought this kind of shit only happened to bad anime
how did we go from and it don't stop and problem sleuth to this. how.
how.

>>88299165
Do what I do, and drown yourself in delusions about how the Epilogue will fix things.

>Rose and Kanaya are now considered side characters

>>88299282
>Rose and Kanaya are now considered one character

>>88299302
>Rose and Kanaya are now one lamp.

>>88298630

>Caliborn

For virtue signaling Caliborn is probably the most inspired character in the roster. Autistic and part of an alien species which requires one personality to smash the other upon reaching adulthood, Caliborn subverted his fate to die to his smarter and smug sister by self mutilation and self determination. He then proceeded to win an impossible game and made all of Paradox Space his bitch.

He also got really damn good at art if Act 7 is any indication.

Why are we supposed to hate him again? Because he wrote horrible fan fiction of a cast of characters and said mean things to the Alpha kid girls?

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>>88299302
>And still don't have any character between them

>>88299400
>it's fucking real
HAHAHAHA

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>>88299461
Not just that, the first THREE rows are Rosemary. Hussie fucked up.

>>88299580
John shoulda spread that bitch like a sandwich.

>>88299366
>Why are we supposed to hate him again? Because he wrote horrible fan fiction of a cast of characters and said mean things to the Alpha kid girls?
Is Caliborn the Trump of Homestuck?

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I wonder if there's actually anyone left who unironically still respects the comic outside of Hussie's close-knit circlejerk. I feel like even the tumblrinas are losing interest because there's nothing left to ship

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>>88299939
Doesn't even have the best version of john's descent into misanthropy

>>88300037
I like how that picture shows how much the art style of closeup shots changed too.

With every day that passes I am increasingly convinced of one thing.
Though they might have not been taken down on purpose, the MSPA forums still aren't back up because Hussie does not want them to come back up. The WP PR team is made of the stupidest monkeys on Earth, AND/OR something incredibly fishy is going on behind the scenes, because the smell of rot is getting noticeable.

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>>88300198
What if, and just hear me out on this one, nobody cares about the fucking forums anymore? There's literally nothing left to discuss besides shitting on Hussie/WP for fucking up this bad, and Hiveswap being a disaster before it even gets released. Hussie will never even speak to anyone outside of his circlejerk ever again, so he has no reason to even have them for himself. It's over, anon.

>>88300198
It's pretty transparent to me that Hussie doesn't want the community to have a prominent, "official" place where they can sound off because he knows everyone is very much displeased with the way he's handled the Kickstarter/game and lied out of his ass. Dissatisfaction with the ending and current state of affairs probably had a part, too.

Didn't MSPAF have ANY database backups? I mean, all that discussion being permanently gone is a crime.

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>>88300198
>MSPAF has been "temporarily offline for maintenance work" for ages
i just want them to give him a funeral
why are they pretending he's still alive
he's never, ever waking up just let me fucking MOURN HIM YOU BASTARD
>We apologize for any inconvenience-- see you soon!

>>88300282
Silencing the people is fascist. Cohen "A weapon I can get my hands on" Cohenburg is the right-hand man of a fascist con artist.

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>>88300324
That's one of the many, many reasons this whole thing is fishy.
I have this handy little flowchart intended for the ones responsible for this mess. I wish they could see it.

>>88299876
You don't spread sandwiches

>>88300815
Yeah but John should spread Rose.

>>88301004
You don't fuck sandwiches either.

>>88301896
>Implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0e1au1JwQc

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>>88293882
The Cohen snapchats should be published under the Paradox Space label.

I know people love to say "Hussie gave up on his own work at such-and-such point" and I roll my eyes every time someone does that shit... but I'm finally crossing the floor because Hussie giving his work to someone else who is just muddling through in some clumsy-as-StarWars-EU story is _careless_.

I think the Huss mentally and emotionally got off the ship when John touched the doorknob, and the last measures of "Even In Death" played. and im 0kay with this. He saw it through to the end. This snapchat stuff is fanfiction.

>>88302223
>literally skipped the climax
>saw it through to the end

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>>88301896
> he doesn't fuck his sandwiches
what are you even doing?

>>88302223
>He saw it through to the end.

Yeah in the same way you still ran a marathon, even if you came in last.

>>88302357
In Hussie's case it was more like running the first 18 miles, taking a break, and then just taking a shortcut to the finish line.

>>88302540
Also having someone else run some of the race in his place, and accept the consolation medal in his place. And also he turned gay at the last mile.

>>88302223
>He saw it through to the end.
>He commissioned the anime ending over a year ago
>used other artists to make the flash before that
>about 2/3 of the way into act 6 literally EVERYONE breaks character and the art style changes
>we already know he gave exclusive access to the comic to his inner circlejerk
>we already know that rachel started editorializing his writing before that
>we also know that hussie gladly handed the reigns of hiveswap over to cohen and a team of people he is barely in contact with
>AND, we know that Cohen is in charge of the snapchat updates, as hussie completely dropped the steaming pile of what's left of the comic into his eager little lap
Saying Hussie saw the comic through to the end is just not realistic. He got right the fuck out and hid behind his ego-stroking circlejerk.

Post best conversation,

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004726

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>>88303078

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>>88303112

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are fantrolls still a thing?

>>88303087
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003761

Nothing compares.

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>make an awesome webcomic in a highly innovative format
>develop your passion project so strongly that you cut of audience suggestions so you can perfectly plot of the entire roller coaster ride to the end
>everything is going fucking great
>introduce trolls, who are intended to be secondary characters to the original protagonists
>suddenly your webcomic becomes a HUGE VIRAL INTERNET CULTURAL SENSATION
>you now experiment: what if you just added a little jab at how silly your fanbase's "shipping" habit is?
>THEY FUCKING EAT IT UP LIKE RAVENOUS PIGS WTF
>decide "hey, I can keep this whole troll thing going for a little longer, right?"
>completely ditch your plans to have the huge twist of the comic be the Alpha kids
>ride the troll train to tumblr town where nothing but ships and cosplay exist
>pretend to go along with it but in a smug way
>get bombarded by vapid fans who completely disrespect your art in favor of being obnoxious little shits and bickering over their crackships
>you've had enough of this shit by now
>but you're still making an assload of money
>decide to kill off the useless fluff trolls so you can get back to the comic while still leaving some of the more popular ones in to keep the rabid fanbase intact
>it kinda works, but it also forces you to flesh out dreambubbles to make sure nobody can be out of the comic forever
>before you realize it, you've written yourself into a corner and have fucked your original story beyond saving
>RETCON TIME: thank god you came up with the scratch.
>however at this point you are so disengaged from the process that you ask your artist connections to lend a hand with your big flash
>you realize you can underpay them and they don't realize it because they are used to jsut doing tumblr commissions
>ride on autopilot to the end while they work for you and suggest things for you to add
>live off of their positive regard while ignoring the fact that you tanked the comic with shipping, retcons, and plot holes

>>88303405
Why is one eye completely black?

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>>88303686
I dunno.

>>88299165
>>but we sure did see these 2 side characters have a gay jewish wedding
rose is a main character. kanaya is seconddary but still mainish

where the fuck is this week's snap?

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>>88304379
why

>>88304444
because i'm dead inside and I can't kill myself till davekat confirmed

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>>88304536
uh, anon...

>>88304606
yeah and I'm sure hussie has fatlust too and sollux's real name is solluxander

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>>88304651
what if I told you

hussie doesn't give a shit about your cancerous ship and Cohen "confirming" in a fake snapchat update it will do nothing

>>88304720
I hate davekat though. It makes no sense and they were better as bro's

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>>88304768
Then why do you want it to be confirmed?

>>88304792
so I can finally kill myself

>>88295424
>>88295608
What is it about these characters that makes them excellent fap material? It can't be just the existing mass of porn. Maybe it's that the source material is just raunchy enough? I refuse to believe it's the shipping itself, though obviously it did fuel porn being made.

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>>88304882
You are truly one of the saddest people in this thread, anon.

>>88304979
why do you think I want to kill myself

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>>88305057
Davekat being canon, apparently.

>>88303611
This is the most plausible narrative of the decline and fall of Homestuck that I have seen in these threads.

>>88305089
Thank you, person who is definitely not samefagging.

I think you are quite handsome and smart.

>>88304973
None of the human/troll/carapacian/leprechaun/cherub characters are too pure to sexualize, the designs are very simple but fun and allow for interpretations that run a gamut of attractiveness, and there's a running theme of alternative sexuality and pornographic content.

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>>88305087
Stabdads was a great idea that caught on.

>>88304973
>I refuse to believe it's the shipping itself, though obviously it did fuel porn being made.
But that's how literally every /co/ related thing becomes fap material. One tumblr girl draws nice lewds of her ship and posts it, and the whole thing snowballs from there. We've gotten to the point where most lewd artists just draw rule 64 for the sake of rule 64, but they are still not the pioneers.

>>88305211
>None of the human/troll/carapacian/leprechaun/cherub characters are too pure to sexualize

This may be the crux of it. Not sure about the carapacians, though. Some of them have a childlike naivete that at least to me makes porn of them weird.

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>>88305257
thanks for reminding me of another nice thing we'll never get any more of

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>>88303611
change "the scratch" to "Vriskagram"
There were signs that he was planning on another four players or young versions of the guardians, or both, from what we saw in Rose's basement in Act 2.

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>>88305346
What a fun concept! I bet that would be super fun to read.

>>88305346
the comic was already dead and gone by then. The scratch was hussie's way of moving on to the alpha kids after indulging the fanbase with troll things.

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>>88305257
I remember stabdads.

>>88305327
They're all adults which is more than you can say for most of the main cast for the majority of the comic

I'll grant you CD though

>>88305389
It occurs to me it might not be obvious I was talking about your picture, not your post.

>>88305346
>they thought Rose would have a smoking habit in contrast to Roxy's drinking habit
those were simpler times

>>88305592
CD is an adult, just a retarded midget.

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Thread is dead. Only one way to save it.

Post your OTP.

Everyone else explain why it's shit and how anyone who likes it is cancer.

>that woman in South Dakota who named her son Davekat

Where do you get free homestuck albums nowadays? There a mega somewhere maybe

>>88306998
You can find a torrent on your search site of choice that has up to Cherubim.

>>88307088
But I want collide

>>88307203
Nothing that was posted after 2012 is worth anything

>>88307254
which is why I'm asking for a mega instead of buying it

>>88306854
Vriska left alt John, because she is too ambitious. Then she lets Tavros and John fight each other for her and they give her the middle finger.

Post-retcon Vriska was busy lusting for Kanaya and didn't give a single fuck about post-retcon John.

>>88294865
Is that a jojo reference I smell

>>88299335
>This lamp has more personality than they ever will anymore

when will Andrew Hussie make homestuck not suck

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>>88299400
>it's fucking real

>>88304882
Same. Just announce that shitty fucking pairing already.

Then I can finally kill myself.

>>88307254
The music is the only part of Homestuck that stayed good.

>>88293882
I didn't mind everything in the credits. John being depressed was setting up something great. It should have halted right there until Hussie's epilogue tbhfam.

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What was the point of this character?

>>88304328
>Rose is a main character
I bet you believe Jade is one too.

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>>88310802

>>88310802
To piss you off in a subtle way.

You expected a good character, but you got Dave's sex toy instead.

>>88312422
yeah nice keep bumping this pointless thread with images great job

>>88312441
>your bump reply
>it literally is the same with the snapchat updates
>keeping homestuck alive with random images

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>>88299939
There was a guy like that at Omegaupdate forums.
I don't get him.
>>88300198
No shit Sherlock.
>>88300277
I'd like to see forums for historic/archival purposes. Seeing different suggestions that Hussie didn't pick and early theories ("WV is an imp") would be pretty cool.

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>>88302223
>Even In Death
Imagine if Homestuck ended with the faint sounds of
>The games! Will! Never stop! The games will never stop!
in the distance, suggesting that the neverending cycle of Skaia will eventually destroy this new universe.

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>>88312659

>>88312629
I didn't bump the thread though, I used sage

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>>88309428
I was actually surprised by Tensei's Indiegogo not being a hasty cashgrab from a dying fanbase.
Looks like he's actually putting effrot into this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt9dXxUYQB0

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>Blood
>leadership, bonds and friendship

Is this the most hilarious fanon meme description for Blood?

So Nora is kinda back kinda. What a sad death it'll be to watch her go back into reading Act 6 and beyond. I can only hope she'll do Worm next because its actually something they recommended her and that delivers in its plot and character development.

journeysintowebcomics.com is about to finish Homestuck though, probably somewhere in january or february, however you can already see he is not taking it well and is really bored

>>88313301
I just wish the forums were back up, so Hussie would have a place close to him that calls him out on his bullshit.

>>88313372
No chance, the reason they probably are down is because Hussie needs his hugbox.

>>88313301
What's interesting about this liveblogger specifically?

>>88313442
I actually saw on an unrelated forum that someone emailed hussie about the forums and the reply was it wasn't his problem

>>88313460
God dammit Hussie, stop fucking up.

>>88313475
He can't, it's his natural state of being now.

>>88313599
Hey, that's an acceptable black Jade because she isn't some weird rope-haired monster bigfoot.

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>pre troll homestuck is dragonball
>post troll homestuck is dragonball z
>post cascade homestuck is dragonball gt
>current snap chat homestuck is dragonball super

Search your hearts, you know it to be true

>>88313711
Did Super suddenly turn Goku and Vegeta gay for each other, only not really?

>>88313645
Where's that one comic where it's like "BLACK SEPIROTH, FEMALE SEPHIROTH" and they're all clearly the character, but then it's like a weird hobbit ugly as fuck version and it's TUMBLR SEPIRUTH

yo tpdats you lurk here? mind telling me why you stopped updating the fan music thing in 2013? is it just because there wasn't as much?

>>88313050
>heir transparent
God dammit, that seems like the height of Homestuck now

>>88313825
No.

They were always like that.

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Odd how I see a lot of black homestucks, but not a lot of latino or otherwise south american homestucks.

>>88314654
>Mexican Jade and racist Texan Dave
This shit just writes itself

>>88314654
Because black scores the most DIVERSITY points. it goes like this;

Ugly As Fuck Black
Black
Middle Eastern
Non-Asian Mongoloid
Latino
Asian
White

>>88314768
boners can overcome any racism

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>>88314654
Because latino girls would be the ones to draw latino homestuck characters, and the people who draw horrifying monsters like this one are white girls who want to feel special and use a bunch of made up sexuality labels

is that so

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>>88310802

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>>88316942

I want to ejaculate on a Nepeta cosplayer's butt
how do

>>88317184
Get her too drunk to consent. That way, you have an excuse to say that she couldn't have consented if you even asked.

>>88317184
can't, only Jade cosplayers are sluts like that. Well known fact.

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>>88317184
cosplay as dave

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe6hHnHUQVk

>>88317626
>Homestuck TV show is animated like this
What would you think?

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>>88317670
nah. act 7 was kind of ugly from a style stand point

>>88315024
> posting alinajames
literally the condesce of the russian homestuck community

>>88317282
no homestuck sucks

>>88317779
I don't give a shit about the russian homestuck community

>>88317820
There's a russian homestuck community?

>>88318326
I want to like this artist's Jade, but they insist on the brown skin and stupid red hair ALL the time.

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Write a Homestuck Christmas episode.

>>88318880
Aradia Clause goes around the world sneaking into houses and administering blowjobs

>>88318880
Jade finally gets that puppy for christmas that she's always wanted

>>88318397
Can ya give that sauce there, boyo?

>>88318880
Vriska tries to overthrow Santa Aradia and shenanigans ensue with tons of backstabbings!

And Aradia is getting fucked hard like the lowly reindeer she is!

>>88319970
Dogexmachina

>>88319698
Jade already had a dog, why would she want another

>>88320208
Tavros tries to fly but just ends up getting dragged along by the neck.

>>88317850
the biggest homestuck-themed group in vkontakte (russian facebook but with a less confusing interface) has ~34k people in there
alinajames is the only person who administrates it and recently she started banning people who liked her old arts more than new ones, and about 2 days ago her banhammer priveledge got those who disliked new versions of the arts on ANY progress pics

>>88321788
Wait, wasn't Alina James the one who drew all the porn of Anna Claire

>>88321851
yes, she's the one

>>88321890
Huh, sad to hear she's a fuck then.

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>>88320703
How many times do we have to go over this
When I say puppies, I mean that Jade wants to be held down and fucked full of babies, not actual dogs.

>>88322054
>le breedslut meme
Kill yourself.

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>>88322104
Make me you whore.

>>88322104
You first.

>>88322054
remember how this picture triggered davekat shippers so much they commissioned a bunch of pictures in response to it?

>>88322198
I'm sure angel remembers.

>>88322297
>>88322198
We should thank icels, her and her ilk have been helping fund our drawfags.

>>88321851
She was also the roxy in that nudestuck orgy pic.

>>88296420
motherfucker has some serious mommy issues and it shows

>>88322819
You mean daddy issues, wasn't his dad not really in his life?

>>88322877
his dad taught him everything he knows about art.

he died two years ago, though. So you're half-right

>>88322962
I remember there being a story about how he and Byron were living with his mom though.

Fuck you all. Davekat is endgame.

Karkat is such a fucking loser anyway, no one would want him except Dave.

Prove me wrong.

>>88323136
Meenah still wanted to fuck him.

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>>88323136
The reason Karkat is such a loser right now is because he was with Dave. Take that out, let him be his own man instead of a third wheel/accessory, and he gets better.

>>88323159
Meenah fucked Vriska instead, the superior choice.

>>88323022
Yes, Hussie Sr. came to visit them and Byron almost burned down the house with cigarettes.

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>>88323136
Dave doesn't even really want him anymore, notice the minute actual quality pussy was available he started momlusting the alpha girls and going after Jade.
Karkat was literally just with him because he was the only option available.

>>88323267
>Dave/Jane wasn't endgame

wasted opportunity

>>88323291
All Jade has to do is cut her hair short and it's basically the same thing.

>>88323324
You mean do that and gain fifty pounds and three bra sizes.

>>88323382
All of which she can do with Space powers

>>88323382
>implying Jade, as Jane's daughter, isn't already stacked
Plus who the fuck wants a fat girl as a gf?

>>88323479
Better a fat chick than a furry

CANON ENDGAME SHIPS:

Dave/Jade/Karkat multi-quadrant clusterfuck with Terezi as a possible part-timer.
Rose Kanaya
Roxy Calliope, with Jane as a possible part-timer.
Dirk Jake
Terezi pining for Vriska, left everyone else for a suicide mission to reunite with her.
John literally a foreveralone hikikomori.
Presumably Aradia/Sollux is still going on, wherever they are. Whether that was or still ambiguous.

How mad are you?

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>>88323587
Nah

>>88323733
Why
Why fat pink Karkat
Why Dave with the stupid hair
You can SEE the characters, what is this sparkledog shit?

>>88301004
Is there any good John/Rose stuff anymore? Searching these days is agony.

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>>88324021
Not really. Most people jumped ship when Rose became awful and nothing like her original self.

>>88323136
>Not pairing Karkat with the losers like (Vriska) or Jane

>>88324021
Not a lot. There's a lot of anti-John/Rose people harassing the artists who originally made it.

>>88323709
The only ones that really bother me are Terezi/Vriska (in any kind of relationship, for obvious reasons) and Roxy/Calliope. The latter because they were cute friends who cared for each other with no romantic undertones and even less sexual innuendo than Dave and Karkat. So it feels forced and canon purely for the sake of having another artificial F/F couple to show off (I frankly couldn't care less about JohnRoxy).

>>88324200
Gotta love the welcoming, accepting community.

Fuck it maybe I should write some shit.

>>88324200
>There's a lot of anti-John/Rose people harassing the artists who originally made it.

Yeah but they're Rosemary shippers, that's not a fate I'd wish on anyone. Except Rosemary shippers.

>>88324307
>Gotta love the welcoming, accepting community.

People weren't memeing with the whole Jade "I love her but she needs to die" Harley thing. Fujoshits and all those similar people are fucking insane. Hussie made a mistake ever giving them anything.

>>88324370
Its just funny that way back in dinosaur times when I was active in this community and I was like "where the fuck did all the John/Rose support go." I finally have an answer and it is teen fujos doing mob tactics.

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>>88324394
Well that and lack of interest. You have to understand, most fans have moved on from Homestuck, usually out of disgust. The only people LEFT are fujos who think Homestuck is SOOOOO GOOOOD because it lightly teased a gay ship (nevermind half of the others were shown to be awful and wouldn't work out) and don't care about quality, and disgruntled people who hate it but can't let go.

>>88324426
>and disgruntled people who hate it but can't let go
How ya doin'?

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>>88324616
I got porn to tide me over, what about you?

huh. Time has finally come where I havent even bothered to check the local homestuck thread on /co/ for about two months.

Honestly I don't even know if I'll bother with Hiveswap. The email I used I dont have access to anymore and I know I wont spend a single penny on the game unless its actually good and comparable to early Homestuck (it wont be)

>>88324734
It's being written by a stereotypical San Francisco "Ima use this game as a platform for ALL my opinions, however unwelcome they are!" fuck. The worst part is he isn't even funny.

>>88324753
I read some of his twitter about a year ago and he seemed alright. He wasn't bad but he wasn't as funny as Hussie. Even though I have almost zero hope in Hiveswap I doubt this guy would take that route and try to hamfist "guys trump is the WORST thing ever! Look at all these progressive values"

I'm really disappointed that they couldn't figure out a way to make the videogame world of Homestuck transition to an actual game. It seems like the easiest thing possible. I can almost guarantee there won't be any silly inventory management or nerd jokes that were littered through the begining and throughout problem sleuth.

Also literally how do they plan on funding this game? Are they just leeching off of the Undertale money to fund the other 3-4 episodes and second game? Anyone interested in Homestuck has moved on or already bought it during the kickstarter.

>>88324854
> I doubt this guy would take that route and try to hamfist "guys trump is the WORST thing ever! Look at all these progressive values"

He actively stated and affirmed that he would.

>>88324879
I'm all for complaining about how bad the current homestuck team is but 1-800-COME ON SON

>>88324925
You think I'm kidding?

>>88324671
The porn well looks dried up from my end. I mostly listen to iconic music like Sburban Jungle and quietly shed bitter tears.

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>>88325117
>The porn well looks dried up from my end.

Honestly, it's going strong enough. Plus there's always Honey Select. Why wait for porn when you can make your own?

>>88325603
Goodnight Anon Sleep Tight

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>>88298332
>lives happy and carefree, doing something he loves
>other people tell him what to do, but it's okay, he's making them happy and they like him, that's what really matters
>dead dad
>has ultimate power over homestuck but doesn't know what to do with it, he could have done something big, something that he thought would make the universe a better place, but instead he goes with the safe option, the one that puts the least risk of blame on himself
>all his friends left for better things, while he sits alone and wonders what went wrong

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I love you guys

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>>88329520
Is there, like, a requirement that all the calendar art should be fucking horrible?

>>88331137
I had successfully forgotten about this, and now you've fucked up all my progress.

>>88322416
it was Cuntpi who commissioned that though

>>88323709
>Three most monogamous characters in a poly ship
kek

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>>88331137
>>88331574
what if I just.... reach over and...

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>>88332820

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>>88332820
GAZE uPON PuRE ART SKILL

Fuck you, Bill.

Vriska is not a cuck.

What's the latest news, last I saw Jane got kidnapped

>>88329520
>>88331137
Oh my fuck did these unironically go on official shit

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>>88336355
>>88336355
Hah

Hahaaaahaha
AHAahaaa
a
aHAHAAa/ahhAHAHAa

HAH.

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Post new/rare Honkstunks, in these final days

>>88336439
Like, as much as /co/ shits on beanhead art, that's at least done to make the animation smoother.

These literally take effort to make characters look ugly. There is NO other fanbase I can think of that intentionally creates such jowly, big-lipped, blobfish-esque art in such intentional detail. It's not even pandering to anyone--it's just refined, extracted ugliness.

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>>88336573
Isn't it weird? I've never seen it before.

>>88329000
>well thought out post gets ignored
>march eri gets three (you)s

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Has anyone been collecting daily fanart off of tumblr for the last 2 weeks? I've been away and knowing I might be missing a few pieces of passable fanart is giving me some serious anxiety.

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>>88336997
It was our first sign, wasn't it? All of this, the end, Hussie losing it. It all started with the trolls on that shitty meteor and stuff like March Eridan going from a one-time amateur goof to a full fucking methodology.

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Ready for Davekat, anons?

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>>88336997
What are you implying about march eri? That he isn't worth the (You)s?

>>88337299
no for real what was posted since Jane vanished forever into the slurrymines

Wait WAS anything done

>>88337369

chess people being ~~zany~~~

>>88329520

Remember when Hussie mercilessly mocked shippers and destroyed their precious pairings on a whim?

Tumblr is a cancer.

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>>88337437
.......so Jane just...........

She's just gone and raped by trolls forever? Ok.

Say it with me now
The snapchat updates are _____

>>88337551

I'm sure we'll return to her at some stage.

Swapping from ongoing drama to wacky things is a Homestuck staple (BEEP!), but it mainly occurred when Hussie was posting a flurry of content each day, the halcyon times of seeing a dozen different people race to post 'UPD8!!!' in the threads.

Cohen is clearly trying to ape that, but without Hussie's breakneck speed, people just lose interest. Especially here. When the Snapdates first started happening, we burnt through stacks of threads with thousands of posts. Last time, we didn't even cap one.

>>88337551
Yes. Getting ravished hard by hobo Trolls.

And Roxy forgot to pay and now her and Calliope have to be filled with colorful genetic materials from several troll waiters.

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>>88337614
>all the girls vanish into troll caves to be turned into rainbow whores

this is an 0k ending

>>88329520

>Callie/Roxy
>Dirk/Jake

I've never seen so much bad taste in once place. Could only be worse if there was DaveKat.

>>88336573
like I've said before. Someone just needs to harness this ugliness and use it for something constructive or at least ironic

>>88337728
>Jake trapped in an abusive relationship with a broken man
>Roxy is now a literal skullpedo

there was no winning this

there was never even a finish line, just a disguised cliff

Do you think Karkat is going to finally fulfill his destiny by stopping the troll rebellion from going on in New Earth? It feels like the snaps are leading toward it being that way.

>>88338242
>Cohen-written story

who gives a fuck

we all know karkat is going to fight troll trump

>>88337369
there was some posts of one armed jack, after being left alive he is confirmed for cucking slick and living in the felt mansion.
he also had dads hat captchaloged with was explicitly stated to be not an ability of carapaces

>>88338603
Oh

Uh

Huh

>>88338085

I saw a post on another forum about a gay dude's take on Dirk/Jake and how it has huge shades of actual existing problems in the gay community with more experienced dudes predatoring on uncertain guys, usually being older guys on younger.

It was really interesting, because it basically ended with 'fujos fetishize the worst parts of our community'

>>88338704
Ugh, yeah. It really was a thing that stuck out to me, and I really hate dumb girls who jerk it to gay dudes no matter what, despite how fucking CREEPY Dirk came across.

I wonder if Hussie knew how well he nailed 'controlling, vaguely threatening, intelligence-demeaning creepshow of a hot ass boyfriend'

>>88338850

Honestly he would've nailed it IF it didn't look like Dirk and Jake got together in the end anyway. I'm gonna go find that post because it addressed that

>>88338892
Let's be honest. He didn't know it, but he did nail it. Of course the stupid unsure prettyboy is going to be coerced for years into something he doesn't know he doesn't want.

>>88338704
everything about dirk/jake is disfunctional and might even be considered abusive with how he fucks with his mind, because i suppose in this case the beatings are consensual.

jane/jake is even worse, she dislikes his personality while sexually harassing him she doesn't even have the self hating uncertainty and guilt that dirk does.
it was incredibly infuriating when he asked her if she liked him and she said no, then she proceeded to get gradually more upset the longer he went without throwing himself at her.
it reminds me of and infuriates me on the same level of "COME ON GUYS ITS 2016, HOW CAN YOU STILL NOT AGREE WITH ME?"
and then she rapes him.

being jake is suffering.

The Alpha kids never felt like friends, really. They all seem like they fucking hated each other. While the betas all seemed like great pals. I liked them better.

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>>88339142
Yeah, is that weird to feel? They always felt like they were one bad night away from deleting each other from their chum list. I feel like the only thing holding them together was the literal force of fate

>>88339142
>While the betas all seemed like great pals
yeah all those great conversations rose and jade had.

I've elected to completely ignore them until something of actual substance happens
It's just shit sprinkles on top of the shit sundae that was the ending

>>88338986

>http://pastebin.com/Pytn979G

I put it on a paste as it's from SA and that's paywalled. Good read, imo.

What is Hussie even doing if some other Twitter fuck is now writing the updates?

>>88339215
Ah Christ, SA? I left the Homestuck thread there yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaars ago to post about it here instead. Figures.

>>88339250

Yeah, I don't post there anymore, but I lurk. Sometimes they post good stuff, and don't seem as frothing mad as Tumblr.

But Dirk broke up with Jake.

>>88339311

>implying cohen will let a gay ship break up

Oh, you sweet child. Hussie might have let it lie at that, but will Cohen?

>>88339306
I've been going to SA since '03. Like, I saw this place born. SA is kind of a very weird place these days, where you see the colors of 4chan, Tumblr, and Reddit in it, but none of them too strongly, and always in different concentrations depending on the subforum.

Crackhead Clubhouse is pretty much the only one I like actually posting in these days, people are still nice there

>when all your male gay ships are toxic and you force Davekat hard as the "good one"

>when you shit on your comic so hard, people only give a fuck about who fucks who

>>88339182
They're both fans of Squiddles, they probably bonded about that at one point.

>>88338986
i really doubt hussie had absolutely no idea that types of people like dirk really exist.
pretty much everyone in the comic is a stereotype except for maybe davesprite, he seemed to have pretty specific to the comic characteristics and insecurities

>>88339441
I dunno, II don't put any social inadequacy past eggplant dick these days. I'm sure he has an idea though, but not genuine experience.