How does Acme stay in business who would buy their products

>>88216055
Only the wiliest of customers.

>>88216055
Top Gag

>>88216055
Most of their items do what they're meant to do perfectly, the majority of fuck-ups we've seen have been user errors.

>>88216055
It's not their fault a minority of their customers don't read the operating manuals.

That coyote has ALOT of expendable income.

Although it raises the question of why he doesn't just buy food...

where wile e coyote get the money to buy this stuff?

>>88216170
welfare probably

>>88216055
i assume they just run a monopoly on weird death traps and weapons, it's either them or nothing
>>88216147
there is a cartoon, one of the few where the coyote actually speaks, where he addresses that very question describing the anatomy of the road runner and how every part has a different and exotic flavor.
also shut up boco

>>88216055

The products are fine, its the users who are inept at using them.

Think about it. The very users who have the most trouble with Acme products *themselves* keep buying Acme. They trust the products. They just fuck it up.

>>88216055
Because they are a subsidiary of Roadrunner Industries and get bankrolled by decree of the head of their parent company as a joke, mostly.
It's so he can keep fucking with that Coyote by giving him hilariously faulty equipment.

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The free market will fix it.

Why not make hand grenade instead?

>>88216411
>throw Acme hand grenade
>it opens and a hand pops out

>>88216356
Pardon me. Roadrunner Corporation.
https://youtu.be/1EevEHh58B0?t=3m35s

>>88216356
>>88216450
Poor coyote

>>88216272
there's also an episode with two kids watching a roadrunner cartoon. One kid asked the same question, and the other kid responded, "then there wouldn't be a show."

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>>88216437
Noice

>>88216824

you're not supposed to relate or identify to a character or feel sorry for him, you're supposed to laugh at him!!

>>88217098

didnt he actually caught the road runner once?

>>88216170
>>88216199
insurance

>>88216089
Why would a sex shop invest in hilariously bad traps and mechanical devices?

>>88216055
>be Space Detective
>going into situation where you expect to be searched and disarmed
>carry ACME® Disintegrating Pistol™ in your side holster
>as expected, henchman searches you and take your gun
>have a different, working gun in your ankle holster
>henchman is ordered to shoot you
>pulls trigger
>gun disintegrates
>pull the working gun and fight your way out

>>88216076
Underrated post

Road runner chasing coyotes are gullible creatures with a disposable income.

That's how Acme stays in business. Indeed statistically speaking they are their best customers.

>>88217526
You know, I was going to ask what possible use there is for a disintegrating ray that just disintegrates the gun, but your explanation actually makes sense.

>>88217526
>>88218713
If only it weren't visibly labeled as a "disintegrating pistol".

>>88218643
>En entire company is funded by a idiotic dog.

>>88218643
>Turns out Road Runner is the CEO of ACME
>The only reason he plays along with Coyote's nonsense is because he profits from it.