Y'know we never seem to talk about Martian girls that often despite the facts that Mars has the most attractive women in our solar system.
>she literally fucked bender
>>88216040
Truth
>>88216072
She literally fucked Leela too
You really could have started the thread with someone who was ethnically Martian
>>88216072
>>88216381
Who hasn't Amy fucked in the show?
>>88216426
Zoidberg.
>>88216072
When?Who wouldn't?
>>88216455
Just Zoidberg. Scruffy, Conrad and even the Professor have had a go of it, but not Zoidberg. Never Zoidberg.
>>88216561
>>88216634
To be fair, he only wanted friendship from others not of his species.
Actually, didn't someone else in Zoidberg's body fuck someone?
>>88216668
Fry and Leela fucked while in Zoidberg and the Professor's bodies.
>>88216040
Its because their teeth are razor sharp and they came to eat people meat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJtJESI_i7w
>>88216403
I suppose I could've. But I didn't.
Once you go Martian,You realize nothing rhymes with Martian
>>88216403
Best girl
>>88217570
Holy shit
>>88216561
Scruffy give up a good possibility when his wash bucket was in Amy body.
>>88217570
Contortion was the best I could think of
Damn
>>88217706
Not even close.
>>88216040
Amy is from earth. It's like saying you like american girls like Amy. She is chinese. The american part is't really part isn't important.
>>88217570
... your dick harshen?
>>88217570
Squarshin,as my squid friends say.
>>88217753
What the fuck are you on about? She was born on Mars. Her parents had a ranch there, remember?
>>88217570
you´d never again be able to fuck an Austrian
>>88217862
She is asian (chinese). Her hotness has nothing to do with being born on mars. You couldn't tell she is from mars if the plot didn't told you.
Pic related actual marsians.
>>88216381
Not really. Showing with is not the same as sticking your dick into/receiving the dick of someone.
>>88216040
Dammit, I´ve already masturbated twice today, I don´t want to anymore.
>>88218144
What the fuck are you on about? Fuck off Pedantic ESL Tripfag.
>>88217570
"Caution" in a heavy Brit accent.
>>88216426
Has she fucked Fry? I remember her banging Bender, but not Fry
>>88218309
Then you might want to look away.
>>88218487
It was an early episode, the one where Fry's head was put on Amy's shoulders after a car crash.
>>88216040
Nice picture of Amy Wong but I think that belongs at /aco/ and not /co/
>>88218593
if it aired on tv its fine on /co/
>>88216403
That's like having a thread about Americans and posting Pochahantis. Once we steal your land, we're the martians now.
>>88217570
you're in for you mellow to get a harshin'?
>>88218144
Yeah but you wouldn't say "I'm European" if you were born and raised on america. Or Say "I'm african". The most you'd do is hyphenate it. Like "Asian-Martian"
>>88218829
>"Asian-Martian"
That's fine.
Why is Futurama so much more fappable than the Simpsons?
There aren't enough pictures of best martian in this thread
>>88217041
You sir are awesome!
>>88218181
She had a threesome with Fry and Leela.
>>88216426
Scruffy.________
>>88217570
http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?typeofrhyme=nry&loc=dmapi5&Word=martian
Once you go Martian, there's no other option.
>>88219239
Once you go Martian,you wont have an abortion.
>>88218574
There was another episode where they started to bang afer being stranded on Mercury in Amy's car.
>>88219106
because are not yellow.
>>88219282
it is the same episode.
>>88217631
Second.
Is this page from an official comic?
>>88216403
Do you think she suck out for a day to see what it's like being a citizen instead of a monarch?
Doubling up on Mars
how has no one mentioned the bets one?
>>88218181
>>88218487
>>88219160
We all know that Amy has gotten around throughout the show.
>>88219106
Maybe because the characters have realistic hairstyles and don't look like they have severe jaundice
>>88216040
I agree, OP.
are red martians or Tharks sexier?
>>88217570
once you go Barsommian
you don't return to humans again
>>88217570
>>88219134
shapeshifter waifu is best waifu
>>88216523
in the shit comedy central seasons
>>88217570
>"Why am I so differently wired? Am I a martian?"
>"What kind of twisted experiment am I involved in?"
That's how Eminem rhymed martian
>>88216072
>homosexual marriage propaganda
Shitty newer episodes.
>>88220318
Does that even rhyme? Even a little bit? I can't see it.
>>88220404
you have to split martian into two syllables
>>88218571
Those feet look awful
>>88217593
Couldn't agree more.
>>88220404
>a-mar-shin
>in-volve-din
Not that hard! The last syllable of each line ties it together, if you read it in the correct tempo.
>>88220404
Martian can be pronounced "Marshun" or "Marshin".
Any word with the suffix "-ian" or "-tion" can rhyme, as well as those ending in the sounds "-in" and "-un".
>>88219660
That issue was hot.
>>88217570
Harshen?
>>88219660
I'll never get tired of his name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV0qZexuW3c
>>88217570
Cartman
>>88220386
That's true for almost all shows, though.
>>88220821
>>88219618
No just an on-model /u/ fancomic
>>88217570
>Once you go Martian,
you're the Pussy town's marshal
>>88217570
Charmin
>>88218829
>>88218968
How about "Human-Asian-Martian"?
>>88220318
>rhymed
No, actually, no he didn't.
>>88218574
>Fry's head was put on Amy's shoulders after a car crash.
>There will never be a version of that episode where after Fry breaks up with her, Amy hooks up with Leela and the two of them end up with a VERY active sex life while Fry is carried along for the ride on Amy's shoulders waiting for a new body
>>88225605
That makes it sound like she's a mix of human/martian.
>>88217570
>Once you go Martian,
You go avoid Spartans
>>88227516
Earthling-Asian-Martian then?
>>88216668
Wasn't he already hooking up with someone when it was revealed he was a senior member of the Planet Express? And after that the woman who couldn't smell.
>>88217706
>>88217788
>>88217839
>>88218132
>>88218443
>>88218785
I think you people are all pronouncing Martian differently
>>88219106
Because it's aimed at the mentality of single nerds instead of families.
Dejah best Martian…
…and Ki worst martian.
>>88229729
has a great ass tho
>>88217570
once you go martian
your views be harshin'
your politicals be partisan
left wing, right wing, you flap harder than
you used to fly, right up to the heart and then
you drop her down to venus
fuck uranus with your penis
lick from mars to earth and beam us
scotty
this chick naughty
her skin green and then
black and blue, bitch, bark like pluto
once you beat her, you know,
slap that ass big as jupiter
pussy red, wet like mercury
baby you be making me
spray, sat on my urn, sang me a new tune
ain't no bitch like a martian
OMG so hawwwwtt
>>88232027
Don't think of it that way, imagine a pussy with a tongue
>>88219106
Amy and Leela
>>88216138
amazing taste