Daughter just sent me this. Why DID normies like this movie?

Oddly enough normies don't care how the characters differ from the comics.

post pics of your daughter

>>88203996


Which is why Im asking what did normies love about this movie. I just saw the trailer, why is baby Groot even a thing? In the first movie he was able to make himself grow. He even grew a flower for a child.

>>88204014
This.

>>88203954
>Child asks a question
>Starts bitching about the school system instead of just answering the damn question

Wow you sound like my father.

>>88204019

>he grew a flower for a child

That's lewd as fuck, fampai.

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>>88204050

No, he sounds like a white nu-male.

They're the new soccer moms.

>>88204019
Maybe, JUST MAYBE, you need to watch the movie to find out the reason instead of thinking that you can understand everything from the trailer.

>>88204019
>I just saw the trailer, why is baby Groot even a thing? In the first movie he was able to make himself grow. He even grew a flower for a child.
because this isn't groot it's his kid. it's only been a few months and he needs time to grow

>>88204083

I'm 44. Not white. Done boxing and wrestling longer than you've been born, definitely not a nu male.

>>88203954
They liked it because they thought it was fun and funny. You didn't find it so, allegedly because of its variance with the source material. If it weren't for that sticking point would you have found it funny? Maybe not. People have different senses of humor.

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>>88203954
>someone on /co/ genuinely had someone send them a text pretending to be their daughter just so they could make a thread about how GotG was "too memey" for them

what a time to be alive

>>88203954
It was a light science fiction space movie with humor on it, thats all. There hasn't been light space movies in a while. That's all, they don't love the movie, they barely remember the movie. They liked it. Marvel movies, just like avatar were popular and forgettable at the same time.

>>88204019
There's something about a middle-aged parent using the word 'normies' that makes me wanna ditch 4chan.

>>88204135
I'm a 28 year old autistic nerd and Iiked it. It was fun.

>>88204229

I've been on 4chan since 04. Have left and returned many times over. It's no big deal.

>>88204134
Whatever you say Million Dollar Babby.

>>88203954

We hadnt had a space opera type movie in like..... 10 years. It was like Star Wars, with the promise of it being related to marvel. That's some popcorn right there.

>>88203954
You sound autistic as fuck and your daughter probably hates you.

Because it was an in your face space film. It was a film in space where all the characters were pretty petty and were all selfishly motivated, yet still very funny. Nobody was being a boyscout, and yet the film was over the top and fun.
And the biggest reason was it was a space film, with masturbation jokes, "Hey they got my dick message" and the characters had fun killing. None of the "Don't kill them or you'll be as bad as them". They Groot grinned like a maniac after killing that group of guys! It was like a Co-Op video game with your friends on the big screen.

OP here, i think it had to do with children
I remember seeing so many damn commercials and toys being out out for this movie. 10 year olds liked Rocket Raccoon, and if i recall correctly, the Guardians were having cameo appearances in marvel cartoons before they got their own series.

>>88204019
>has a daughter in college
>literally complaining about young people

you. you are the normies

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>effects heavy, light-hearted science fiction film with a huge marketing budget made bank
Truly, a mystery for the ages

>mfw i wrote a paper on guardians too

It was for a criticism of media class. Basically reasoned that it enjoyed success because it wasnt well known and had an eclectic cast

>>88203954
What kind of dad are you. Fuck you. Why don't you go fuck someone other then your wife intend of bitching at your daughter you ungrateful dick

>>88204656
GOTG was better written and acted than TFA and didn't have nostalgia behind it

They did have the Mouse behind them both

>>88204050
>>88204791
Daddy problems the thread

>>88203954
Did you enjoy TFA?

>>88204930

Nope. Relied too much on nostalgia. To be fair, I'm having a hard time finding Hollywood movies that I actually like.

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>>88203954
18 year old guy here. I liked the movie because it was just made to have fun and fuck around. It had good action, great visuals, non whedon tier humor, etc

>>88203954
98% sure this is gr8 b8

but in the event that you're serious, you should be a more open and supportive father. Girls need them more than even in the horrible time we live in.

>>88204302
>It's no big deal.
kek

get the fuck out of the playground grandpa, you are scaring the kids

>>88203954
if she were your daughter you'd be smart enough to engage with her intellectually, instead of trying to infantilize her because she acts other than as an unquestioning extension of your own will

>>88205161

I pay for her school and food and rent. She knows how I feel about taking worthless classes. Im not going to oay for a useless degree. She knows if she doesn't get at least a nursing degree Im cutting her off. I want my children to succeed in life not be failures.

>>88205260
are they gonna browse 4chan?

>>88205260
Well, they're your children,If you didn't want them to be failures you should have given them to someone else.

>>88205260
That still seems like an oddly stern response. Look, I'm not telling you to molly-coddle her. But she's just asking questions. You know that you've got to sometimes take shitty classes to get on.

>>88205351
Kek

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>>88205351

>>88205351

My net worth is 2.4M. I own 3 rental properties and have 2 family homes.

I guess being a loser with 50k in student loans is being a success am I right? Go kill yourself.

>it's an OP gets absolutely BTFO by everybody episode
Always nice to see this one.

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>>88205494
>My net worth is 2.4M. I own 3 rental properties and have 2 family homes.

and a no life neckbeard like me could walk into your driveway on your way to trader joe's and beat your skull in with a golf club

who gives a shit

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>>88205515

>A skinny DYEL thinks he can beat a lifetime wrestler

>>88205515
>that response.
This is why I have hope for the world.

At the end of the day, we can all still just fucking beat one another to death. It is humanizing to know that no matter how stratified wealth becomes, we're still a few pounds of pressure away from being meat.

Mortality is beautiful.

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>>88205494
>le I'm worth so much money and have so many things meme

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>>88205351

>>88205494
Dude, all that won't mean jack when you're dead. At least give your daughter the one fond memory of, "that time my dad explained why Guardians of the Galaxy is so popular" so she has something nice to remember you by when you're gone.

>>88203954
short answer:

capitalism. anyone that's a capitalist has no right to complain about any societal problems that stem from capitalism. your welcome.

>>88204656
you forgot the part about how our entire culture has been raised to spend money on this specific line of merchandise.

>>88203954
IF YOU'RE NOT POSTING NUDES OF YOUR DAUGHTER THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THIS THREAD

>This whole thread

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z6S9Dv32S3s

>>88203954
>having a daughter
>not normie as fuck

>>88205494
That's nothing. I'm a 6'4" chef working at Wendys with a 9 inch penis making over $130,000 a year.

>>88205029
Her boobs jiggle alot anon

>>88205561
Seconded. All the money in the world can't stop a bullet, blade, bomb or blunt instrument from making you Dude Steak. It's beautiful, in a morbid sort of way.

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>daughter reaches out to dad
>dad just condescends to her and bitches about his tax dollars

Yikes. Like, I know it's not the job of a parent to be a friend to their kid, but shit, man, the kid just asked a question. Responses like that are how people end up wasting away in rest homes, miserable and lonely and wondering why their kids don't talk to them anymore.

Did we scare the boomer away? I bet he's hiding under his pile of money right now kek

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>>88205494
>prioritising an abstract and intangible ideal like 'success' over living a happy and fulfilling life and connecting with your family
i feel bad for u dude

>>88203954
>spends thousands of dollars for school
>can't figure out how a space movie that has a talking racoon with an attitude and a tree man for a best friend, marketed towards children and adults, is successful
Your daughterfu is dumb as fuck, that's like asking what made Shrek so popular at the time when u t first came out.

>>88205494
Dude...
I had no idea.
I didn't know you were a for real actual fucking loser, holy shit, I'm so sorry.

>>88203954

What class is this for?

>>88206245


An English 101 class

>>88205494
So did you ever spend any actual time with your kids or did you spend it working your ass off to buy them more shit to be raised on instead?

>>88203954
At this point, I have to wonder if the special snowflake of the modern world is the guy who doesn't have a laundry list of personal issues.

>>88206811

Of course. I live off of my rental properties.
Also, lots of entitled whiny losers on /co/mblr. Tons of daddy issues from what it looks like.

>>88207094
Hey we are not the ones who decided to flash their internet wallet because someone told a joke. Not to mention the whole 'I am a tough wrestler too' shit, though that only proves that you have a passion for groping other men.

>Explain the success of GotS
90s Spider-Man humor with 70s grooves in a 2000s space western setting that ties into the biggest movie series of the new millennium

You could not fucking put together a better cash cow to milk 80s kids of their money.

I think it says more that your child is so fucking retarded that she can't understand completely obvious things like how movies appeal to the general public

just off her at this point

Josh Hadley, is that you?

Or is it some other middle-aged, fat, ignorant piece of shit who knows just enough about technology and pop culture to use it as a means of complaining that everything HE likes and from HIS childhood are objectively better?

Because I'm reeeeeal sick of these entitled, hateful jackasses smugly masturbating over their perceived superiority to the general public because they read a comic in the 80's or know the middle name of their favorite porn star, and I have trouble telling you dime-a-dozen pseudo-intellectual wastes of sperm apart.

>>88206070
This.

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>>88205494
>Why DID normies like this movie? I found it to be boring at times, as if it was written by a 13 year old making some fan fiction.
>The bastardisation of the characters pissed me the hell off.
>My net worth is 2.4M. I own 3 rental properties and have 2 family homes.
>I guess being a loser with 50k in student loans is being a success am I right? Go kill yourself.

A 44 y/o millionaire is spending his time on the internet telling people mostly in their early 20s to go kill themselves over a joke about his parenting skills on a thread he made about how he's upset that a science fiction movie starring a talking raccoon was popular with mainstream audiences. This is truly the future our ancestors fought for.

>>88207677

He has a point you know, millennials should off themselves.

>>88207704
>said the anon on 4chan

>>88207704
Either you're a millennial too or you're another pathetic old fuck pissing his life away bitching at young adults on the internet on a comics and cartoon board.

>>88207704
If you're posting on 4chan, you're either a millennial, or one a pathetically worthless scum that should never under any circumstances reproduce. So two things: OP's lying and baiting, or he really is a terrible father.

>>88207832
Don't call him a terrible dad, he might wind up coming back and start dickwaving at us again by posting pics of some faggy neighborhood watch trophy or how he had his daughter sell the most cookies out of the other girl scout troops.

>>88207832
I don't think he's a ""terrible"" dad but I think the text showed him to be kind of a dick as did his response when people noted it. what >>88206070 and
>>88205161
said is correct.

>>88205494
and yet here you are

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>>88203954
Well OP, if you can't figure out why a comedy marketed well and which is part of the MCU is a success, you're probably even less intelligent than your daughter.

Then again, this entire thread had proven that pretty summarily.

Now, are you going to whip out your three-inch cock and brag about the amount of women you've had to pay into fucking you, or are you going to grow up and accept you only sound like some edgelord kid?

>>88203954
How the fuck did you manage to blame the government for your daughter's conduct?

>>88207998
something about public schooling probably

why a multi-millionaire is sending his child to public school is another question

>>88208017
Indeed, she's either not in a public school or he's not a multi-millionaire.

Somehow I do believe the latter is much more likely.

>>88208032
I'm still wondering if the daughter even exists

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>>88208051
Oh, sure, she's chained up in his basement.

>>88208051
I'm sure he believes that

>>88207223
underrated

>>88205029
>non whedon tier humor
Underrated post.

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>>88204083
>No, he sounds like a white nu-male.
Yeah, how dare people be outraged at the government wasting our hard earned tax dollars on microaggression theory, underwater basket weaving and understanding American history through Beyonce's career. Fuck yourself you stupid millenial scumbag.

I wanna fuck the raccoon

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>>88205494
>all the ass-shattered children and internet tough guys that got triggered by this post/thread
I am legitimately glad I got to see this.

>>88205494
>I have...

AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGA YOU JUST LOST.
THAT
RIGHT
THERE
IS THE MANTRA OF FUCKIN RETARDS WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT SHIT LIKE 4CHAN
Seriously paps. It's like you missed the last 5-10 years of shit going on.
Nobody, I repeat, nobody give a single fuck what you have here. Unless you're famous and post tits or timestamp proof if you being famous, fuck off with the ego attitude. Even then all you'd get was stupid reddit level ama questions.
If you want to complain about "not getting" something, maybe it is time to find an old persons forum. Perhaps they will rub your back there and tell you your bank account makes you special, and that no, your daughter definitely isn't getting atm'd by some limp wristed college dildo who can't run a chainsaw.
And seriously? Muh boxing, muh rasslin? Ok chuck liddell, WATCH OUT /CO/ WE GOT BILLY BAD ASS HERE... MIND YO MANNERS
can you even get off the couch without grunting like honey boo boo's mamma pointing at a cracker barrel menu?

>>88203954
>when u havin a convo about BvS but she tryina shill fo Marvel

>>88205494
Are you a movie executive?

>>88203954
they're not your tax dollars, they're everyone's tax dollars

>>88203954
Your daughter must have had a fucking terrible childhood

>>88205494
Are you a furry too? I hope the furry hunter from the other thread beats you up.

>>88208164
>implying any of those are actual things

I went to a very leftist liberal arts college and nothing resembling that was a thing. The bullshit came from students outside of the classroom, the professors/administration were surprisingly reactionary at times.

Stop listen to /pol/ fabrications and actually experience the world before you drown yourself in your hate.

>>88208504
>I went to a very leftist liberal arts college and nothing resembling that was a thing.
'Interpreting American history through Beyonce's career' was an actual course at some college. The 'professor' that taught that got a visit from the police for a tweet he made about wanting to shoot white people. He's not even black, he's a light haired white guy with earlobe earrings.

>>88208164
>Falling for bait.

>>88208282
>this whole post
I would bet ten thousand dollars you are fifteen years old.

>>88206070
I know there are tons of parents who would kill to have their kids talk to them. Honestly, it's a wasted opportunity and anyone who acts like this will regret it.

It's like treating your parents badly or not talking to them often. Eventually you won't get a chance to say sorry.

>>88208687
>>88208164
Publicity stunt stuff or bullshit like that is not the norm. If you actually went to a legit university you'd know that.

>>88208504
>>88208721
He's probably exaggerating (though underwater basket weaving is a real class in some places). There are a lot of useless classes though: anything having to do with feminism, gender studies, most branches of "sociology," etc. Philosophy at least makes you think, but a lot of it is definitely retarded if you don't study the right guys.

>>88208780
Uselessness is relative. While they don't gaurantee jobs in that field/jobs in those fields pay shit people who majored in that stuff still manage to find jobs and be productive members of society. I know plenty of people who majored in hard sciences who decided they didn't want to do med school anymore and are working at a bar/grill or teaching kayaking to work groups and shit. As long as you're able to make use of the shit you learned in some way in life its still useful.

>>88204134
>>88204083

You can both go fuck yourself for perpetuating this nu-male meme.

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>>88208833
Didn't you know, anon? Old people love funny memes they can repost to their internet friends.

>>88203954
The Marvel logo is a brand of safety, so "normies" were bound to flock to it.

It had action and jokes in it. That's pretty much it.

The movie's humor didn't click with me, so I was forced to notice how bare bones and generic the entire thing was. I can perfectly understand people who liked it, but it's not "a good movie".
Marvel movies are pretty much the equivalent of 80-90s action movies.
Back in the day I gauged those movies' quality by how many explosions they had in it (because explosions are AWESOME!, right?). But there's very rare exceptions of actually GOOD movies. Most of them were formulaic as fuck, with a generic tough guy hero who shot down generic bad guys.

>>88205029
>non whedon tier humor
ALMOST baited me

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>>88205972
same
but i have two penis

>>88203954
This is more fake than the gay girl that never realized there's gay comic book characters

>>88209012
Just because people call you a dickhead doesn't mean you actually have a second dick there.

>>88209028
KEKd

>>88205494
This is bait, but on the off chance that it's genuine.

>have more wealth than most and a family that wants to include you in their day to day lives
>spend your time shitposting about how much they bother you on 4chan.

I pity you, anon. I hope you find a way to get rid of that bitterness in your heart, because it's not healthy.

>>88205494
Great now you just need to die in a tragic accident and your daughter will have her very own superhero origin

>>88203954

An acute lack of autism in the general populace.

>>88210196
>she's on a quest to find out why GOTG was so popular
>GOTG 2 comes out, is a massive flop and it throws her for a loop
>she's running out of time before Infinity War

>>88208780
>Philosophy at least makes you think, but a lot of it is definitely retarded if you don't study the right guys.
Who are they?

>>88212139
whoever agrees with his political ideology

>>88212139
Frank. James. Probably Steve, though that is debatable. Robert.

>>88203954
>The bastardisation of the characters pissed me the hell off.

I can't believe that you have successfully reproduced

>>88206070
They do say people who browse 4chan shouldn't have kids.

This is why

please delete this dad you're embarrassing me

>>88208207
This

>>88208398


No, I have a small apartment building I own and 2 houses I rent out.

/co/mblr really should die off already.

>>88203954
Why the hell is someone's daughter randomly DEMANDING that her father explains the success of a movie? That is such an arbitrary question to ask.

>>88212976

As hard as it is to believe, but maybe it isn't a small secret that /co/ dad likes comics?

>>88205494
>My net worth is 2.4M. I own 3 rental properties and have 2 family homes.
And none of those false "facts" changes the fact you're a dumb normie dork with a daughter who's probably taking 12 black cocks up every orifice every day.

>>88213257

>Projecting this mucj

It has a bunch of relatively well known good looking people in it, it was marketed by (one of) the biggest entertainment giants in the history of the world, Marvel knew fans of the original team, the DnA run and Bendis' ongoing would flock to see it too (and we did).

Marvel has us by the balls. Until they make a BAD movie, it'll always work for anything they do.

>>88212139
Plato, Aristotle, Plotinus, Augustine, Avicenna, Aquinas*, Bonaventure, Duns Scotus
POWER GAP
Descartes, Giambattista Vico, Locke, Kant, Quine, Donellan, Anscombe, Kripke

*After Aquinas everything is downhill, but Descartes is when things really get bad

I don't agree with a lot of these guys, but at least they're honest and have good insights. I may have missed a few though.

>>88212168
Nah, Robert is a faggot. Definitely study Carl instead.

>>88204019
It was a perfect mix of marvel nerd cred for normies and the nostalgia rock for parents that really hit the young-and-still-trying-to-be-cool parent crowd.

morning and daytime TV women were mentioning it after opening weekend more for the music and the "it's marvel but not like the other marvel movies" schtick. Which was BS but what do they know.

>>88214009
>Carl Marx, Karl Marx's cooler older brother that knew how to chill out

>>88204302
You're a middle-aged parent.
Anon... you ARE the normie.

which this place is such a /co/mblr infested shithole, jesus fucking christ

and before you say I should go back to /pol/, there are plenty of boards that are apolitical. you should try to become one. but that's gonna happen though, is it /co/mblr?

>>88203954
>The bastardisation of the characters pissed me the hell off.
Did you know/care about any of these characters before Annihilation?
Considering that Gunn's probably a 90sfag his Drax portrayal is pretty loyal.

>ctrl+f
>it's going
Sigh. You disappoint me, /co/.
>It's going to be hilarious when this shit flops. Once again confirming why the man-children who still read comic books are barely more than marginalized caricatures of themselves. But instead of admitting you've become the most beta of betas, you'll complain for years how "good it was" and how "tasteless" the general public is in desperate attempts to try and divert away the soul crushing realization that you've wasted your lives on mind-numbing drivel originally designed to entertain teenage boys.

>>88204140
>Not realizing you can send yourself texts
I bet you think all tweet screenshots are real too.

>>88216689
They're not?! Why would someone go on the Internet and tell lies?

>>88203954
>kids just text their parents to answer questions is class to them

top lel @ modern society

>>88203954
Hey if you don't want to take good care of your daughter I can take her off your hands. She'll be way happier with me.

>>88204134
Now u really sound white

>>88215955
Has anyone asked Englehart for his thoughts on Star-Lord? Or Starlin for Drax and Gamora? Giffen for Rocket? I'd like to hear from the original creators. I heard what's left of Mantlo enjoyed the movie

>>88203954
You seem a sensible parent a rara avis in this country Did you complain to the school board?

>>88203954
>a late 40's/early 50´s man with a grown ass daughter saying the word "normies"

>>88204083
That's the typical behaviour of a +40yo man who's had a mostly shitty life. Stop throwing around numale like it's the new cuck, you dumb faggot.

>>88205561
>>88206009
It's like that thing

Where it IS possible to get breakfast at McDonalds after 10, if you have a gun

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>>88204134
>wrestler
>millionaire

Does not compute

btw how's vince treating you? got that part-timer position on NXT yet?

>>88203954
Good jokes and clever use of cliches ("ok, now we are all standing like idiots")
Unexpected actions like Drax calling ronan or Groot grabbing the battery
Soundtrack
Beautiful scenes (space stuff like nebulas etc exagerated)
Groot
The fact that they are likable kind of "outlaws"
Good and relatively original action scenes like: 1)the prison break 2) Gamora's rescue