Why hasn't Batman gotten around to solving the greatest

>>88203065
OP stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

>>88203105
Who, me?

>>88203118
Yes, (You)!

>>88203122
Couldn't be!

>>88203135
Then who?

>>88203146
THIS IS WHY WE NEED BATMAN TO SOLVE THIS MYSTERY!

Because Bruce did it

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>>88203183
That punk? He didn't even notice there were three Robins... or Jokers? Was it three Clayfaces? How many Mad Hatters were there?

>>88203065
Why is the hand putting the biscuit into the jar?

>>88203183
Well, now we just need to wait for some anon to type up a long post pretending to be 60's TV Batman explaining how he solved the mystery by connecting completely nonsensical clues, revealing the true culprit to be the Riddler

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>>88203065
Can you steal whats meant to be taken? >whats the jars purpose?

>>88204579
The Riddler stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

>>88204700
Who me?

>>88204760
Yes, you!

>>88203065
Because everybody knows it was J'onn.

>>88204825
Who me?

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>>88204825
>OP's picture isn't even one of Cocos

Nice try Riddler

>>88203065
Because Alfred already solved it for him. He's the one making the cookies, after all.

>>88204579
Missing cookie, huh? kuki sanban is numbuh 3's real name Everyone knows her favorite thing in the world is rainbow monkeys
The rainbow is made up of 7 colors, one of which is green; while a monkey is like an ape, a word with -hear this- 3 letters! This brings us back to kuki, who is usually seen wearing green
Our main Green Lantern here on Earth's name is Hal jordan
H A L again 3 letters
HAL9000 is also the name of a psycopathic computer in a work of science fiction, the genre that brought us things like space travel... which leaves us thinking about the green lanterns once more
Who ELSE wears green all the time? You got it, the Riddler!

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>>88203065
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>>88203146
Nice try Riddler, but you tipped your hand into the cookie jar too early.

The cookies in that image all come from different manufacturers. However, judging from the ratio of chocolate chips, the cookie the hand is holding was made by Chips Ahoy!

Ahoy is a nautical term that comes from the Middle English "hoy" and is used to call to ships. According to Gotham City Port Authority logs, a high ranking executive at Nabisco and one of the few people to know the secret Chips Ahoy! recipe, is sailing over to Gotham.

But there were more than cookie jars you had your hand in, Riddler! The jar in the picture is made of borosilicate glass. It was developed by German chemist [O]tto Schott and is known by the brand name of [P]yrex.

You were planning on kidnapping the head of Nabisco in order to obtain the secret recipe for Chips Ahoy!, which you could then auction for millions of dollars. The grandson of Otto Schnott, also named Otto who is a majority stockholder both in Pyrex and Nabisco, was the OP who was set up as the patsy for the kidnapping.

And that's the way your cookie caper crumbles!

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>>88204579
Excellent deductive work, Robin. Away to the Batmobile! We need to catch The Riddler before he escapes! >>88204760

>>88205024
He just replaced one addiction with another.

Why hasn't Batman gotten around to solving the greatest mystery of all time, why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

shit thread

>>88203065
because Barney the Dinosaur kills Booster Gold at the end of time and Booster Gold was the only one who knew

>>88205944
how else could Barney continue his child sing along slave ring if the mystery was solved?

Scooby Doo MIA

>>88205361
Jokes on you Bats!
I wasn't OP or the Riddler! He is still in Archam.
I stole all the cookies from the cookie jars.
And replaced them with a little, surprise.
Have fun trying to save them all, Bats!