What would Marvel/DC characters from the COMICS think about their

>>88196883

>Bruce watching Batman v Superman: "I don't think I would have made a spear"
>Diana watching Batman v Superman: "Yep, those two really do need me to sort their shit out, also why is it I don't break anyone's neck?"
>Clark watching Batman v Superman: "Does Wayne Enterprises own Warner Brothers now?!"

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>>88196883
I could see her immensely sperging out over the most minute of changes.

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Ulitmate universe Bruce Banner got so butthurt at the thought of Steve Buscemi being cast to portray him in a film that he pumped himself full of experimental super-solider serum and went on a rampage through New York city where he killed hundreds of people

Dude can't take a fucking joke

>>88197935
But Batman won the fight in BvS.

>>88196883
Doctor Strange approves of Benedict Cumberpatch playing Strange

>>88198006
with kryptonite

>>88197935
>written by joe kelly
Based humor

>>88197935
>We will never have a great interaction between the characters like this, on the DCEU.

Why the movie cant try to do follow the good things of the comics?

>>88198236
The artist needs to get shot though.

>>88196883
>autism: the thread

>>88198292
Because the mastermind doesn't think they're good things.

>>88198102
>How the hell do you pronounce hid name? It sounds like a spells to summon shuma Gorath.

>>88197713
Lol nice one

Cap and Bucky would probably be moved to tears by their MCU movies.

Tony would constantly be screaming about he would never do this and that.

Thor would be perplexed by all the changes from his life but still enjoy the movies.

Wanda would be annoyed at how she's portrayed as a helpless kid so much.

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>>88196883

>>88201583
>Cap and Bucky would probably be moved to tears by their MCU movies.

jesus christ you really overrate those movies

>>88201688
Is it time to be contrarian and start pretending the Cap trilogy isn't good?

Quicksilver would be disgusted at his portrayal in the MCU at first. Grow to like it by the middle of the movie. And then lose his shit and threaten to hurt Joss Whedon when his character is killed off.

Hawkeye would be angry at the disrespect he gets in the movies until Civil War

Hank Pym would develop yet another inferiority complex because he's not being portrayed right.

Scott Lang would enjoy his movies and Paul Rudd immensely.

Janet van Dyne wouldn't have interest in watching Ant Man because her character is killed off.

>>88201751
its not gunna move anyone to tears and its not that good. Civil War is unnecessarily bloated and hinges on Tony Stark acting like a hypocritical retard, and First Avenger lacked any sense of real threat (and had a terrible last fight).
Winter Soldier is pretty good, but the shakey cam gets really annoying on repeated viewings and the last act is the same Marvel formula shit.

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>>88201969

>>88201666
>c'mon bruce, it doesn't even hurt after the first few thrusts.

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>>88196883

>>88196883
To ask that you need to establish which Bruce, which Peter, etc etc is the one to look at it all.

Because if you wanna do that for every incarnation then it's pointless or tiring at the very least


Although I'd love to see any Bruce watch Flashpoint Paradox

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>>88197732
no one likes you

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>>88203692
Rude.

>>88197713
I kek'd

>>88201751
No movies are good. Just like comics and cartoons, they're all shit. Fuck off pleb.

>>88197732
>there will never be anyone cute enough to be live action Gwenpool

Peter probably likes the Raimi movies more than the Webb movies. But he probably got up and left the room when Gwen bit in ASM.

Logan probably loves all the X-Men and Wolverine movies because Jackman is like 6'2".

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Clark would seriously mad at this.

I can see him shouting "WOULD YOU AT LEAST TRY??"

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>>88204504

Thanks!

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>>88196883
>Captain America thinks he's cool
>Iron Man would complain that he's being portrayed badly even though everyone else thinks it's pretty accurate
>Thor complains that he's too dumb and weak
>Black Widow thinks she looks cool but thinks the Hulk romance is weird
>Hulk wonders why he doens't talk
>Hawkeye gets depressed that Movie Hawkeye is better than him
>Falcon thinks he's cool, even though he wonders why he's a military man
>Scarlet Witch doesn't like that she's willingly working for Hydra and Ultron, that she caused the Hulk to go on a rampage, and that they got her powers wrong
>Quicksilver is outraged that he was killed by bullets he could have easily outrun
>Vision thinks that they got his personality wrong
>Black Panther is happy enough
>Dr. Strange is happy enough
>Spider-Man wonders if he was that much of a dweeb back when he was 15

>>88208730
Taylor Swift

>>88209885
Would've been amusing if she was Amora for Ragnarok.

>>88209868
Accurate critic of BvS.

>>88196883
>Dinah: Why am I just called Laurel here, and Where are there two of me? Who is Sara? Why is River song my mother? This show is so stupid
>Ollie: Most of these people are from Gotham anyway...I dont think I've ever even fought HIVE or Damien Dark or whatever his name is, and my god this woman is irritating.
>Dinah: WHAT THE SHIT, THEY KILL ME?!
>Ollie: Wha...Wow. WoW. Is this felicity chick one of the writers of this? are we watching someone's bad fanfiction?
>Dinah: (Laughing) Oh, oh my god, Ollie, look, she nukes an entire town.
>Ollie: (Also laughing) Wait, is that guy's fingers bleeding from 'hacking' by typing? I...I have to show this to Bruce, I'm texting this to Bruce right now. I'm sending this to everyone.

>>88209885
I never realised I always wanted this

>>88201969
Red Skull bombing America, and messing around with was is now the Space Gem, wasn't a threat?

>>88197756
>Getting mad based Buscemi is playing you

Ultimate Banner was a pleb.

>>88199649
>getting this autistic over inofensive fun

>>88203547
New Earth's Batman met Earth-2 Batman (Thomas Wayne) in Convergence.

>>88209741
>>Hawkeye gets depressed that Movie Hawkeye is better than him

Kill yourself.

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>>88209580

To be fair, that's kind of the entire point here. He clearly realizes after his cool little dodge, obviously intentional, that he fucked up. He's still learning, and making mistakes.

Same as in BvS he is getting to be the Superman we know, but is conflicted and troubled by the failures and darker side of the public opinion. It's pretty clear in the end that by dying to save the people, he has won their support in a way that he never could have before. When he returns, it'll be to the same support that comic Superman receives.

The biggest issue is how Clark Kent is going to 'return'. People saw his body at the funeral, open casket, and normal men don't just come back to life the same way superheroes do.

>>88211073

Can you post the pages please? I need those feels.

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I think that post-Crisis Superman (well, it's now easier to just say Superdad) would watch MoS and understand how it took only a very few differences to make a Clark bleaker and unexperienced. He'd probably pity him on his errors and show him how to achieve his full potential or something.
Man of Steel's biggest problem always seemed to be that the grand scene is when he stops the terraforming ray, but he's only inspirational in Metropolis because Perry and the others have badly written lines about that. Heck, I feel like this is a better and more inspirational version of MoS https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1480747116861.webm

>>88211473
>He clearly realizes after his cool little dodge,
>clearly
This stuff isn't as self evident as you guys keep insisting it is.

>>88211712
>This stuff isn't as self evident as you guys keep insisting it is.
Yea it fucking is, he would not have turned around in horror at his mistake opening himself up to being instantly attacked if he had foreseen the explosion coming.
He was trying to do the right thing by staying focused on Zod not giving him any chance to start blitz attacking civilians or something and over looked the danger the truck posed, it could have been a milk transport for all he knew.

>>88211712
>you guys
>insisting.

Nope.

There's a couple pages, I think from Marvel Adventures. that has the avengers watching an old Captain America movie and Cap gives a running commentary and then someone (I think maybe Spider-man?) points out that Cap is saying all the stuff that made him look good actually happened but all the stuff that was stupid was special effects or film changes.

>>88211473
You are fucking patethic trying to execuse and making shit up every Snyder fuck up.

Kill yourself, shill.

>>88211759
Okay. Then what's
>>88211747

>>88211747

This.

Also, notice that his first act after being thrown into a building in BvS is to take Doomsday into space and eat a fucking nuke.

He spends a lot of the film perturbed by the public outcry against him saving people and trying to make it a political and law issue. That doesn't make him angsty or 'dark'. It makes him 'human', and not in the phase of his career where he can do no wrong in the eyes of the public.

>>88198292
Uh yeah we will. In Justice League. In fact, we already had some decent interaction. "I thought she was with you :^)"

>>88211783

A solid argument by someone else.

>>>88211782
>Kill yourself, shill.

Excessive. And I wish I got paid for not being a joyless sociopath, but you would have to let him in on the trade secrets for that. How does it pay?

>>88203479
It's funny because this could have easily been Lex's superhero origin but he got mad instead.

>>88211825
>A solid argument by someone else.
So it's you guys,
as in more than one person
insisting.
as in making the same argument ad naseum

Ergo, you guys keep insisting this stuff is self evident.

>>88211825
>snyder shill shitting up another thread

Pure cancer.

>>88209885
>Taylor Swift as Gwenpool.

Shit belongs to shit.

>88211861
)you(

>>88211859
>>88211861
>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!

>>88211948
I never said I disliked it.
I'm, just saying you guys have decided this stuff means certain things and can only mean those things and throw tantrums when anyone suggests otherwise. Makes it really easy for an echo chamber and headcanon to start creeping in.

But, tell you what. Because it's the christmas season, I'm gonna regard this as another DCEU thread, and I'll leave you to your safe space :^)

@88211948
M-my shit is p-perfect and every obvious fuck up h-has a hidden meaning that I managed to headcanon!

>Is there any symbolism behind those skulls Snyder?
>Uh....skulls are keeew.

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>>88209580
>stops tanker
>zod immediately flies into it and pummels him in the explosion

I swear to god most of these complaints just rely on Zod just sitting somewhere and drinking tea for a couple of minutes.

>why couldn't superman stop metropolis from being destroyed while he was on the other side of the planet stopping the other world engine?
>why did he have to kill zod, a homicidal demigod warrior hellbent on killing everyone he sees?
>why is superman so unprofessional in his very first day as a superhero where he has to fight off an alien invasion?

Even in the comics, Superman was a dick that made mistakes when he first started out as a hero. And people expect him to be perfect and flawless.

Is the Snyder shill apologist going to ruin another thread with his whinning?

>y-you guys just dont geeeeet it!

>>88212176
>ruin
>a movie thread

OP started this to see people complain about DC movies and he got what he wanted.

#88212024
#88212176
Look, kids. If you had any legit arguments then this wouldn't be happening. The "flaws" you found aren't actually there, so of course you're gonna get the same answers. They were good movies. Deal with it and move on already.

>>88207067
Why are you on a comic board in the first place?

>>88212176
>>y-you guys just dont geeeeet it!
I have never claimed you don't get it, I am actively accusing you of lying about what transpired on screen to make the film seem worse then it was.

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>>88212644
Aw shit, check em.

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>>88212260
JUST

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>>88196883
DCEU meets their comic counterparts. It would be Justice Lords all over again.

>>88201969
But tony is a hypocritical retard, half the bad stuff that happens in the movies are his fault

>>88201583
There was a segment of a comic where the Avengers saw a hypothetical old Cap movie. But it was hammy like golden age comics.
There's also a panel with the League trying to restrain Batman, who's yelling "It has Halle Berry in it, how bad can it be?"

>>88208806
>Logan probably loves all the X-Men and Wolverine movies because Jackman is like 6'2".
Kek

>>88210170
Ollie would probably find the whole thing hilarious.

>>88212753
>There's also a panel with the League trying to restrain Batman, who's yelling "It has Halle Berry in it, how bad can it be?"

Alfredo?

>>88212132
Donner Superman had a good first day.

Turns out that it is ALSO one of the most well remembered and iconic scenes from cinema!

Who could have guessed that you can do a good, competent and inspirational Superman on the first day?

>>88215012
Dude, he got wrecked by kryptonite and Lois died on his first day. He got ridiculously lucky. If Tessmacher's mother lived somewhere else he would have failed completely. If he didn't have the power to go back in time he would have failed partially.

I'm sure if Superman could go back in time in Man of Steel he would have stopped Zod before Zod gained full power.

>>88210170
>is that guy's fingers bleeding from 'hacking' by typing?
Hah! Did this really happen? This is like some anime stuff. "This technique could destroy my fingers...but I have to do it! Ultimate Speed Hack TIMES TEN!"

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>>88196883

>>88196883
hank pymm from the comics would hate the ant man movie

>>88217342
Ha!

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>>88217342
Gwenpool, if anyone is wondering.

>>88209741
This is pretty good, except I have to agree, I don't know that Hawkeye would think movie version is better than him. For one thing, he's got better trick arrows, and is usually portrayed as more attractive than Jeremy Renner.

>>88218969
holy shit could Dr Strange after watching a shit movie, go find a dimension where the movie was good and buy his own copy?

>>88222036
meant for >>88218804

>>88222036
He is not an autist.

>>88222036
Probably, but he usually has more important things on his mind.