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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtq iF-lV_9c oh god.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtqiF-lV_9c

oh god.
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Movie looks like trash but I wanna fuck the porcupine
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>>88131436
Where there's a quill, there's a way.
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>>88131253
>It's an Illumination movie
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>>88131451
BOY that is a great pun but also terrible advice for fucking a porcupine
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>>88131456
OK...

Where there's a quill, there's a way to suffer terrible puncture wounds?
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>>88131253
>Illumination
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>>88131253
I thought that song had been banished to the bowels of hell.
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>>88131746
Gotta admit, that cute as hell little dance move she did made the song slightly more tolerable.
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MFW this makes a billion dollars.

Honestly though I gotta give Illumination some credit. They perfected the "brightly colored, pop culture spewing CGI popcorn-flick" formula that Dreamworks spent over a decade working on.
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I kinda wanna see this.
the animation looks pretty smooth, and I'm a sucker for music covers.
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>>88131451
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i do like how they're touching on how calculated pop songs are these days and how the target audience can see right through that shit
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>>88131436
That's the one redeeming quality, desu.
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>>88134172
I'm with you, anon. It's a blatant, mindless popcorn flick, but fun songs and fun characters are drawing me in.

I'll probably wind up seeing it on cheap-ticket night.
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>>88136198
There was actually a free early screening a few weekends ago. It only showed in like, 200 theaters, though. Deal with AMC or something.
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>>88131253
I saw the trailer before Moana and I'm pretty sure I got the entire plot from it.
Gorilla guy manages to win his dad's respect, porcupine girl earns independence, elephant girl overcomes her fear and probably wins. And there's a bunch of pop songs. Right?
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>>88136437
The pig lady shows that she's more than just a mom.
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>>88136476
Oh, right. I saw the pig lady but then she didn't appear again in the trailer, but that makes sense.
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>>88136340
Alas, I'm a CanuckAnon, and AMC theaters all got assimilated by Cineplex up here. Wasn't an option for me.

>>88136437
Saw that too. It's not like I wasn't expecting all that to happen in the first place, though. It IS an Illumination film.
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Just saw a poster on the subway about this movie and the first thing I thought was that I wanna bang the porcupine.

I'm glad I'm always in good company when I come here.
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>>88131253
That's one cute and sexy Koala--
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>>88136437

> elephant girl overcomes her fear and probably wins.

Eh, I figure the gorilla kid will win, considering he's the only one who actually needs the money.
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>>88136936
I don't blame you. You can't tell me those aren't bedroom eyes.
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>>88137389
Jesus fuck why are they making anthropomorphic characters so hot
this industry is killing me
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>>88137426
Furries are the next big thing.
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I rather the pig mom
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>>88137474
Pig mom's cute.
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>>88137426
Are you 5 years old? Anthropomorphic animals have been a thing for like, 3,000 years
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>>88137535
>forgetting the whole christian phase
We never truly recovered after that.
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>>88137535
Anubis isn't sexy, which is what they were talking about.
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>>88131253
Illumination hasn't made a truly good movie and I'd be shocked if this broke the trend. I like the advertising, though.
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>>88137566
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>>88137633
A lot of people would disagree with you.
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>>88137646
Oh lord. Calm down.
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>>88137738
>Oh lord
TRIGGERED
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>>88137793
I can't even tell who you're mocking at this point.
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>>88137426
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>>88137961
Yeah, that's pretty much it
>filename
Man, I so wanted to fuck nala when I was a kid.
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>>88134172
I'm a sucker for seeing musical movies on the big screen, so I'll probably go for a cheap matinee too. Still think Illumination's character designs are atrocious.
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>>88138108
Were her tits that big in the trailer?
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>>88137090
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>>88138849
he looks just like my psychologist
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I can see this for free since I work at a theater
Might as well
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>>88138934
's good
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>>88138108
>>88138934
I like both versions fine. Do you have a tumblr or tag for the booru?
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>>88138962
tumblr:
https://www.tumblr.com/blog/nsfyh-notsafeforyou-hentai

I post drawings made on my 3ds.
I try to post them in chronological order, so ash the porcupine, being my most recent one, won't be there soon.
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>>88139254
>Riley
too young
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>>88139303
what, you're not into loli?
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>>88137633
>Anubis isn't sexy
lmao look at this casual
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>>88138962
>>88139254
or my original colors account:
http://colorslive.com/author?id=241408
you'll need an account to see the lewds, tho. or just wait for them on tumblr
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>>88131253
>Bringing that god awful shit song that everyone FINALLY stopped playing to death back into the public consciousness.

Fuck this movie.
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>>88139906
yeah but
cute hedgehog
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>>88137566
Christianity has some animal hybrid creatures but no anthropomorphic humanoid animals that I'm aware of.
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>>88140045
>hedgehog
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>>88140276
ugh fine echidna or whatever
you know exactly what I mean
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>>88131253

That was cute.
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>>88141441
Ash is cute.

CUTE!
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>>88131253
Other than Minions, what else have these guys done?
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>>88145357
Secret Life of Pets.
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>>88131436
This movie was made for you then. Seriously, it panders to nearly every furry fetish.
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>>88145357
The Secret Life of Cucks. They make idiotic movies for 4 year olds. This fits right in with their portfolio.
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I want him to be my dad.
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>>88145795
That's pretty good art.
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>>88137231
A friend of mine theorized that the Seth McFarlane mouse needs the money really bad to pay off some debt.

The gorilla "needs" the money to bail out his dad, but if he earns his dad's love and respect through demonstrating how hard he works on the competition, then he achieves his goal without the money anyway. Also since it's a cartoon, gorilla dad can just break out of prison anyway.
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>>88145815
>that hand
nope
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>>88137633
>Anubis isn't sexy
wat
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>>88131746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yArRnznVJwY
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Someone post the bouncing bunny booty
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>>88145869
I wouldn't think they'd just have gorilladad break out of prison. Can't teach the kids that you can break out of prison and everything will be ok
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>>88147938
Isn't this the studio that made Despicable Me?
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>>88148048
And SLOP.
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>>88145424
>Secret Life of Pets.
How was that? I only vaguely remember it being considered another part of the "year of animal movies" but nothing past that.
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>>88148048
Never ever forget Minions.
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>>88148183
Toy Story ripoff from what I heard. I didn't actually see it, though.
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I'm convinced the makers put this scene in after seeing all the Judy porn.
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>>88137459
You joke, but you know what's just around the corner? Pic related. Functional AR is the line between, "Shitty $5000 minor league mascot knockoffs people laugh at you for wearing 2 times a year max," and, "Put on these glasses and join my secret Discord group and as far as your visual cortex is concerned I'm a bipedal wolf."
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>>88137633
Literally the first cartoon I had a, "Whip it out and paint the floor," crush on was someone's sparkledog version of Anubis.
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Writefag here. Started a greentext inspired by the porcupine character. Unfinished for now, but I might go back and tweak these parts a little bit.

http://pastebin.com/b6LSYjVD
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>>88137961
>get their paws on
The creator was already infected.
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I want this to do well just because Garth Jennings seems like a nice guy.
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>>88145795
that fucking hand looks like a vague animal cracker
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>>88148183
I liked it a whole lot. It's pretty basic but it had some fun characters and a nice art style.
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>>88131253
>that part where the pig girl shakes her ass
I would be lying if I said I didn't pop a stiffy.
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I'm impressed that this thread has lasted so long.
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>>88148258
The Toy Story ripoff was a thing that kept getting parroted around mostly in the YouTube """reviewer""" community in an attempt to look smart.

Yes, there were some Toy Story similarities, but most of them are because both films share the theme of non-human characters fucking up and needing to journey back home, which is a story as old as time that Toy Story didn't create.

That said though it was an alright film, it got a few laughs out of me and it was overall fun. I'd say give it a watch and see what you think, but don't expect too much out of it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ym-w5W-ELA
it stinks
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>>88158966

it doesnt matter. it has popular songs and diverse cast.

enough to make decent money.
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>>88158966
>it stinks
>Vloggers literally state the movie was better than what they expected one minute in

I'm going to give the movie a watch unless you don't force me to watch 30mins worth of rambling.
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Need more of that pig mom and her lewd legs.
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>>88145357
The movies the minions came from, Despicable Me and its sequel. It's a shame they only really get known for minions, but at the same time they did kind of force it to become some kind of transcendent facebook meme. I still don't even know why that took off so well.
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>>88137633
>Anubis isn't sexy
You're just wrong.
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>>88159742
It was mostly because they were fucking everywhere. Previous animated movies have had aggressive marketing, but none of them were as insane as Minion shit.

>Want to watch a movie? Watch some Minions.
>Need to buy some clothing? Dress up in Minions.
>Need to buy some cereal? Eat some Minions.
>Need to buy toiler paper? Wipe your ass with Minions.

Since even mundane things like grocery shopping were flooded with these little fuckers suburban 40 year-olds couldn't help but eventually assimilate them into their Facebook memes.
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>>88159873
Shrek and Frozen have come pretty close.
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>>88159917
Shrek kind of became a meme due to typical internet nonsense instead of being pushed by the company itself, but the result is similar yeah.
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>>88159873
>>88159917

>tfw when you realize you're not watching animated movies but sophisticated commercials
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>>88159917
>>88159935
Yeah, those two were in my mind when I mentioned other movies also had aggressive marketing.

Has anyone noticed that between those three movies the marketing has gotten worse and worse?

>Shrek became a meme and was even showing up on grocery items
>Frozen's merch wouldn't die down until 3 years later
>Minions were literally fucking everywhere, there was no escape

I'm both excited and scared about the 4th movie that tries this fucking shit.
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>>88160109
I remember going to see Dr. Strange at an AMC theater, they had SING advertisement all over the place.
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>>88153217
So, will this make an ugly girl look like my waifu?
Or a horse like my pony waifu
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>>88159693
Kind of annoyed the trailer spoilered this particular whyboner for me. I would've blasted a hole in the seat in front of me if I saw her in dat dress for the first time in the theater.
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>>88160109
>>Frozen's merch wouldn't die down until 3 years later.

moms and their daughters eat it up.

Sequel is around the corner
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>>88160178
It's shameful how attracted I am to that pigs thighs.
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>>88160050

I don't know how people can stomach this shit honestly. Excessive commercialism makes me feel instinctive revulsion.
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>>88160376

it brings money.

on one hand, sure i'd love some toys, maybe dolls, figures of characters that brough me joy when i saw them in the movie.

on the second, i dont want to see them on a fucking toilet seat!
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>>88160439
LET IT FLOOOOOOW
LET IT FLOOOOOOW
DON'T YOU HOLD IT IN ANYMOOORE

LET IT FLOOOOOOW
LET IT FLOOOOOOW
JUST NOT ALL OVER THE FLOOR
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>>88160688
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>>88145357
Peanuts?
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>>88145869
Is the gorilla supposed to be black?
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>>88145357
The CGI Lorax movie which is actually pretty good.

>>88161185
If you were referring to the new CGI film, that was Blue Sky, the guys who made Ice Age
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>>88137426
>Anthropomorphic
They're literally assigning more human traits to less human things.
That's why.

In animated characters, the human traits stand out on animals or furniture and so we notice them the most while everything else is like a flavoring, like a hair highlight
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>>88160109
>he thinks Frozen merch has died down

Senpai, I went shopping for my Toys for Tots donation and that shit is still plastered all over the damn shelves. It never died down.
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>>88131253
Points for the girl realizing how fucking cheesy and forced this is, I guess.

But I bet she ends up singing it anyway since this whole movie is just going to be a series of pop culture references.
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>>88131253

I want to hug the koala.
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Sing is Glee with fucking furries
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Why is this fucking animal attractive?
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>>88161380
It's going to better than Zootopia and that's why /co/ is hatebonering hard
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just post macfarlane's song
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>>88161891
> the studio that made secret life of memes
> minions
> managed to fuck up The Lorax
> unironically hired seth mcfarlane

> beating disney

m8.
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>>88137426
They always have. I could never get why people talk shit about furries, and refuse to admit that, yeah, there are some fine-ass anthros out there. The designers and animators know what they're doing.
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>>88134192
Ooh! Werewolf!! What comic??
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>>88138872
Do you fuck him?
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>>88131253
It's another one of those

>We make tween pop culture references and sing songs

Kinda films.
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>>88163052
I should elaborate that it isn't the pop culture references that I have I problem with, it's the writers thinking this is a good joke.
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>>88131253
I was on the fence but I'll probably go, I thought it was funny.
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>>88136437
Could't you realistically boil any /co/ movie down to simple plot points? Where you flabbergasted when Judy threw Nick under the bus in Zootopia only to get him back 5 minutes later?
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I miss Cats dont dance
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>>88164159

You can still watch it anon. :^)
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>/co/ shits on this movie

>tfw I kind of want to see it because it reminds me of Cats don't Dance, and I'm a sucker for "folow your dreams" type of films.
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I might or I might not want to fuck that porcupine.
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I'm unironically finding this more interesting than I did Zootopia when I saw their trailers/
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>>88131253
I gotta say, I'm impressed with Matthew McConaughey's performance. I really can barely tell that it's him.

Also the porcupine will never not be cute even if the movie sucks.
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>>88160439
>>88160688
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>>88131436

This, desu. Pig MILF isn't too bad either.
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>>88166124
That ain't no Anubis
That's a fucking jackal furry
Anubis is VERY SPECIFICALLY a human with a jackal head
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>>88166124
>female
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>>88131253
i just saw a trailer for this trash when i went to see moana. lol, who thought it was a good idea to include that crazytown song about the guy trying to get his girl to cum in a childrens movie?
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>>88166901

Which song?
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>>88166124
Wait how is this still up?
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>>88161885
>>88164343
I think she's more cute than anything. I just want to hang out and hold her, cuddle her, let her know she's loved, even at the risk of getting pricked.
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>>88161885
It's entirely the eyes. Expressive blue eyes surrounded with smoky eye shadow that are either doing that smoldering half-lidded thing or brightening with a cute, wide-eyed excitement. That alone can fill in the blanks for the rest, which is absolutely just a regular cartoon animal with no secondary sex characteristics.
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>>88161230
HOW BAD ME BE

The movie could have been so much better if they just showed how the Onceler gradually became evil
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>>88163965
Except all those were explicitly shown in the trailer.
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>>88166901
I'm pretty sure Anaconda isn't a particularly child-friendly song either

>>88167266
I believe he is referring to Butterfly by Crazy Town
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>>88161230

I thought they got the Lorax down great,

Danny Devito in a live action Lorax when?
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>>88167601
Its scarjos voice.
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>>88131253
I'm kinda hoping this does well
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>>88137426
Cause if you make a talking animal film in 2016 you make a shit ton of money
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Anyone else get cringe shivers up and down their spine when characters start singing and dancing? It always happens no matter what cartoon it is. Phineas and Ferb does it to me super badly.

I think if I watched this movie I would probably die from breaking my own spine recoiling in embarassment
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>>88160439
Charles Schulz made a point to ensure his characters didn't end up in situations like this. He said no to stuff like chewable vitamins, tennis rackets, and diapers.
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>>88171552
Sounds like a personal problem. Though I guess I do get what you mean about a certain kind of awkwardness when people start bursting out into song, but that usually goes away after a few seconds, unless its just really bad.
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>>88137535
>>88137731
i want anubis to tunnel through my bedroom floor and raw me
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Am I the only person on /co/ who thinks this movie looks fun?
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>>88171552

for me, it's only when they are around people they don't know.

I know a few people who like to sing all the time alone and with friends, but never among strangers
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>>88172223

Me too, but I am a sucker for animal animations.
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>>88172223
I think it could be, though the reaction is not surprising. It does kind of have a lot those general elements of a movie people don't seem to care for like heavy pop culture references and kind of unremarkable plot. I think the strength of the characters and interactions will make or break this film, for me at least.

Not that I really dislike any of those aforementioned things, it just currently doesn't have too much to hook me besides cute animal people since I'm a sucker for that.
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>>88172223
You're not alone anon. I mean, I doubt it's going to be ESPECTACULAR but I've enjoyed Illumination's previous works so I'm sure this will also be fun.

Plus most of the people I've seen who are shitting on this unironically think Sausage Party is innovative so yeah, I'm not worried about what they think is good or not.
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I saw it at a screening a week ago, it was super cute. A little long, but harmless. I think it'll fad away as that "one animal movie, you know, where they sing. What was it called? I think it was actually called Sing. Yeah, that's the one."

But the animation is fucking crazy good.
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>>88167887
>>88168374
In fact, I am not sure why people love shitting on it.
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I saw it and its driving me fucking nuts that I can't remember the opening song cause I wanted to listen to it when I got home. Now I have to wait until Christmas before I can find it. Talk about tearing your hair out.
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>>88173538
I hate when that happens. A lot of times I go to a movie, hear a song I like, and then forget to look it up when I get home.
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>>88131253
Why the fuck is she singing the wrong verse?
...don't even look at me like that. Like it or not, we ALL know this song.
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>>88173570
Usually a movie soundtrack will have the songs in order.
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>>88162898
Watch that, listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeld5_FnESA
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>>88167288
Mods are furries. Being from /co/ isn't that surprising.
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>>88173621

Sing's isn't out yet either. I checked that too.
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>>88173759
There's a partial tracklist and the first song is called Faith.
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How has this thread not died yet?
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Would you the elephant?
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>>88179400
Easier at this point to just keep a list of what I wouldn't.

So far it's blank.
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>>88179438
Even the iguana?
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>>88131253
So all in agreement that Illumination is the new "Old Dreamworks"?
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>>88180060
Is this the same guy who thought Ash was a hedgehog?
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>>88180103
Do you mean "Old Dreamworks" or "Old Old Dreamworks"?
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>>88131253
How old is Cuckupine again? I need to know if she is for sexual.
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>>88180740
She is pure and for cuddles, NOT for sexual pls and thank you
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>>88180767
>>88180740
Either way, you're gonna want a first aid kit handy.
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>>88131253

If I had three wishes I'd wish for Illumination Animation to go out of business three times.
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>>88145424
>Secret Life of Pets
Were the anuses really necessary in that movie?
Use to the X mark on past stuff, but full on anal was...surprising.
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>>88182099
wat
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This movie seems a lot like my own movie idea only instead of normal furries they're muscle furries and all of the music is the music of KISS

Weird when that happens sometimes it's like they steal your very ideas
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>>88184307
I think I want to watch your version.
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>>88184307
Sounds gay as fuck
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>>88131253

Why do I keep watching this?

I want Buster singing.
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>>88131253
It feels like this film has been taking an eternity to come out because they keep spamming commercials waaaaaaay ahead of time through an entire 2 years.

And even sadder still Zootopia shits all over it so who cares.
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>>88185831
Oh yes it's very homoerotic

Definitely one of its best attributes they failed to implement in this version
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>>88131436
This post alone makes me want to burn every furfaggot to the ground.

>Movie looks like dogshit
>B-but I wanna fuck the ____
>____ A CUTE! A CUTE!!!!!!!

Fucking die you parasite.
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>>88187207
Why are you still even surprised in this site alone?
You browse here along with that one guy in /v/ that gets off to tile patterns.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQsh_oqKo_0

Maybe some of you would want this.
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>>88187251
It's not that I'm surprised, I just want off the ride.
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>>88166901
The ones who wanted me to be attracted to a cartoon buffalo.

It worked.
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>>88131253
That porcupine makes my dick diamonds.
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>>88131253
What the fuck were you expecting?

It's a cheaply made CG movie with animals singing whatever songs had the cheapest rights for the studio to acquire.

The best singer they could afford was Egerton and if you listen to the trailers they autotune his voice into oblivion.

If you want to jack off to porn of the characters, fine, but stop pretending like the movie has any chance of being anything but a steaming pile of wet garbage
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>>88134319
Uhh, that's not how that scene is playing.

What's happening is the uptight counter-culture girl is being taught that fitting into the cultural mold that was made for her is fun and rewarding.

Also that "Call Me Maybe" has cheap rights at the moment.
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>>88131451
I see your point.
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Most of Illuminations last few films have been fun I fail to see why this one will be any different, unless /co/ is just hating on it because it uses a few contemporary pop songs.
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>>88134172
I want to see it to see the Gorilla kid make his dad proud.
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>>88189114
It's going to be a by-the-numbers cheap CG exploitation film. The majority of the budget will go to the actors whose names are the real product and the rest will go to underpaying chinese slave labor to animate said autotuned actors singing public domain songs/songs the company already owns the rights to

It's so blatantly lacking any kind of artistic desire or message, so obviously money-grubbing, that it sickens me.
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The fact that this thread is still alive is astounding
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>>88189210
Why is everybody obsessed with claiming animated films NEED to have some sort of 2deep4u goal or artistry? Why aren't people allowed to enjoy simple things that didn't have a lot of thought put into it?

If you're so sickened by these sorts of films then just go masturbate to obscure art films that cater to you, you special snowflake.
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>>88171552
Only when it's licensed music.
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>>88181109
I'd spend one to get a new 2D movie from Dreamworks.
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>>88187207
And it's not just furries. IMO, waifufags are even worse.
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>>88191502
The same reason your ration can't consist entirely out of junkfood.
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>>88189149
HIS MAFIA DAD.

Remember that, I mean, that's a pretty interesting plot really. A son of a mafia mob wanting to sing instead of picking up his dads work.
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Does Seth Macfarland's character have a big role in the story?
I haven't see him much in the trailers.
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>>88133762
>They perfected the "brightly colored, pop culture spewing CGI popcorn-flick" formula that Dreamworks spent over a decade working on.
This.

It looks like ass, but they undercut DW at its own game
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>>88131253
I think this is cute and probably going to be a fun movie. Its just a family movie and nothing more, no sense in complaining for something not intended to be anything more. Also i why must /co/ want to fuck everything
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Honestly I think this movie has potential to be the studio's best if they properly balance what seems to be the three main characters (porcupine, ape, pig). Plus since it's not a real reality show singing competition the forced drama should work better.
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>>88192362

hmmm.. prince of egypt and el dorado.

not the greatest movies ever, besides a miracle would need to happen to bring 2d back into mainstream.
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>>88140307

They're called Enchilada Do Not Steals, asshole.
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>>88192833

because lately /co/ set some sort of "standards" thanks to that disney furry movie.
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>>88187301
Yep. I feel like I've seen the whole movie after all these trailers.
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>>88193037
Anthro films were a thing before Zootopia and will continue to be. Why can't people just get over it and enjoy a movie about singing animals?
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>>88192970
Don't forget Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas and Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron.

Everyone else has.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U-u4CsnygA

>This thread
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What are your predictions /co/? How much is this going to make?
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new clip and trailer with ash:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GukWoWFjgMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTgHvVs21T4
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>>88137961
>Zootopia
>MLP
>WBB
Yeh, it checks out.
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>>88195708
Why is she so perfect?
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>>88192444
They're of the same disgusting ilk. You can't talk about fucking anything without them ruining a thread.
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>>88195708
I wanna fuck Gunter
why would anyone prefer the female pig, Gunter has like the double THICCness and an ass is an ass
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>>88145487
really now?
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Did this movie get delayed or something? I remember seeing a buncha adds months ago, and now they're starting up again.
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>>88195562
About three fifdy

Mainly because of the memeish/raunchiness of it all
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>>88160050
How do you think I felt watching glorified toy commercials in my pajamas every Saturday morning?

(felt pretty damn good, actually)
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>>88183720
The animals have buttholes in the movie.
>>
Do you think Gunter cucked Rosita's husband?
>>
>>88195708
>This stage is to explode with MAJOR PIGGY POWER!
What did he mean by this?
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>>88192493
Comparing movies to food is a stupid analogy. You don't need movies to survive.
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>>88194906
I love this guy's videos
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Porcupine girl is really cute and sexy
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It seems like this movie will be less me enjoying it but something to sneak into after watching Moana and counting how many character make my dick hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-sEtgzfsXM

Well fuck, now it's red pandas and the porcupine...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTgHvVs21T4

Ash please my fucking heart.

>you will never console Ash after her breakup and sweep her off her feet
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>>88192514

Probably not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4P46Z5j43Q

He's pretty funny though.
>>
Ash's storyline looks mildly interesting, actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTgHvVs21T4
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>>88180242
Bruh this is clearly an iguana
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>>88204258
Alright, you got me there. I thought she was a chameleon at first glance.
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>>88204168
She's adorable
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>>88200900
>that song
So does this film now have JPop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teMdjJ3w9iM
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>>88203172
>"What do you smoke out of this?"

Now I feel like I have to see this movie. All because THAT made it into a kid's film.
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>>88204272
The question is would you fuck her, though?
I'd
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>>88204511
Nah, I have my limits. And those limits are short, brown, and spiky.
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>>88202996
She better not wind up rebounding with her ex, that would just suck.
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>>88204385
We need K-Pop to balance it out

Oh god, I just fucking know there's gonna be a Gangnam Style cover.
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>>88187207
That's just waifufags in general anon. But i agree they're some of the worst people here.
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>>88196229
>Implying I don't want them both
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>>88131436
That's probably the only reason why it has /co/'s attention, that and milf piggy.
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>>88161885
Fanart when!?!?
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>>88194906
I'd let Ash 'quill' me if you know what I mean
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>>88194241

I think it's about "muh lore" and designs.
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>>88206853
I think there's a scene from the third trailer where she ends up expelling several of her quills into the audience during her performance.
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>>88131451
haha i get it because that is a minor change to a song's lyrics and songs are in sing
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>>88206853
>I'd let Ash 'quill' me if you know what I mean
I don't, please enlighten me.
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>>88203172
>>88204168
Can they stop showing all the scenes? I feel like you can find about 20 minutes of the movie on youtube right now and the movie isn't even out yet.
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>>88209100

You could probably cut together a very simplified version of the plot that wouldn't be too far from the actual product, just a lot shorter.

Someone should do that and post it on Youtube before the movie comes out.
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I want to fuck the gorilla.
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>>88195708
>TFW you come from musical family
>TFW this looks much more interesting than Zootopia
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my ash fanart is coming out nicely.
but I don't think it'll be finished before this thread. maybe for next one.
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http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/02/how-porcupines-mate/

>Porcupines mate in a very bizarre way. They first begin their ludicrous lovemaking with some nose rubbing. If the female accepts the nose rubbing and, after the initial nose rubbing test, the female is still keen on the male, the male will then stand on its hind legs and the female allows him to urinate all over her body (kinky). This isn’t done in a normal bladder expelling fashion, though. In this case, the urine is ejaculated at high pressure, rather than relying on internal bladder pressure.

>This mating ritual is not only strange, but also is infrequent. Female porcupines are receptive to sexual advances for only about 8-12 hours per year, much like my ex-wife. This mating typically occurs in late summer or early fall. They do however take full advantage of that time. Females will mate several times with the male of their choice until he becomes sexually exhausted.

>Interestingly, unlike many female animals that are frequently raped (such as with ducks where an estimated 1 in 3 mating acts is rape), the female porcupine cannot be raped. All she has to do to deter a potential rapist is to swipe his mating-ready exposed sensitive region with her tail, problem solved. So male porcupines are completely at the mercy of the female when it comes to mating. They also tend to have a tough time of it just to get to mate, generally having to chase off other male porcupines to win the right to mate with the female. This process often results in them getting stuck with quills during the fighting, even if they win.
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>>88194248

maybe i should rewatch those.
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>>88210069
>>TFW this looks much more interesting than Zootopia


is it because zootopia had shit music?
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>>88200900
>red pandas
i thought those were little foxes
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>>88210253
That's hardcore
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>>88195708

I wonder how much of the plot they already spoilered with those clips.

If I ever make an animation movie I would be extra careful in my trailers.
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>>88212361
They've spoiled most of it.
Like this anon said >>88209294 you can probably make a short version of the movie with the clips you can find in youtube.
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>>88131451
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>>88134172
Agreed.

The only way I forsee myself spending money to see this movie is if I start dating a single mom and her kid wants to see it and the three of us all go together. Otherwise I'll wait till it hits premium channels or Netflix like I did with Kung Fu Panda 3 and Zootopia.
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>>88137389
Oh god she has the dreamworks eyebrows
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