Someone mentioned a homestuck tv show i few weeks ago here, but

it's a load of bullshit.
At the very least, andrew may had plans at some point for franchising that eventually fell through

>>88060662
Dante Basco's still working with Huss

>>88060219
If there were to be a homestuck TV show, I doubt it would resemble the comic very much at all. More of a "set in the same universe" sort of deal, or a VERY condensed re-telling.

>>88061027
Dante Basco is a haz-been

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>>88061052

HOMESTUCK 2.0

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>>88061052
The WP team was saying it was a sequel, which is apparently what these snaps are setting up?

>>88061118
Get rid of the godawful Tavros child and i'm vaguely okay with this situation

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I still dont get the whole snapchat stuff. I mean, come on, the people who read Homestuck are a bunch of socially awkward teens who read fujo stuff, why market this with something that only normies use?

>>88061292
Why not use Pesterchum

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JUST

>>88061379
Is IPGD a good person?

>>88061408
She's one of those godawful post-ironic people who should never be given a modicum of power.

What's the last thing to happen on Snapstuck? Last I saw there was a plot to assassinate Jane and Roxy is with Calliope on a date.

>>88061470
it transitioned to jack leading the felt

>>88061470
We got funni felt jokes.

>>88061598
>funny
ehhhhh

>>88061621
No, funni.
It's like funny, but only teenage girls who think davekat is SO GOOD laugh at it.

>>88061379
Is ipgd /our guy/?

ipgd is cancer and always types in run-on sentences to put on a sense of irony
sorta like these and she has wormed her way into this comic because her own life is empty
she is ugly and boring

i fuckin hate equius he makes me so angry

>>88062231
She reminds me of the kind of guy who's desperate to be popular but doesn't necessarily have that much talent, so just inserts themselves everywhere even if it's awkward and they're not very skilled socially. There was a guy in the Fallout community who did that.

>>88062364
she can draw pretty well

>>88062414
So can anyone with a lot of practice.

>>88062414
Yeah, she's pretty talented :^)
That doesn't change the fact that she is literally garbage, though.

>>88061118
I'm confused at some of the ships here.

>>88062506
John/Rose, Jade/Dave (because who else would have twins), obvious, Tavros/Jade, Rosemary.

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>>88062364
>kind of guy who's desperate to be popular but doesn't necessarily have that much talent, so just inserts themselves everywhere even if it's awkward and they're not very skilled socially.

Too close to home, anon.
Someone put me out of my fucking misery

>>88062755
Stop trying to insert yourself everywhere, you're doing it right now.

>>88062780
See what I mean?
Someone needs to KILL ME

>wake up
>you are Karkat Vantas
what do

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>>88060219
>auquardly

>>88062621
>because who else would have twins

Why is this fanon for Jade
That pic was drawn before she went god-tier too

>>88062921
convince kanaya to break up with rose

>>88062921
Suicide.

>>88062941
>Why is this fanon for Jade

Because when artists can't decide whether or not a character would have boys or girls, they do twins.

>>88063218
Jade's a dog, she'll have a litter.

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more stuff from the homestuck calendar

>>88061224
TavJade is not going to go out without a fight unless the DaveJade breed memes die first.

>>88063591
they all look like trannys

>>88062921
Do this
>>88063433

>>88063630
Your ship is objectively awful

>>88063687
Least they shave

>>88062414
Drawing is fueled by motivation or talent/practice
i"pig"d's only motivation is to be popular.
therefor: ipgd a shit
a shit

>>88063630
>tavjade
Are you for fucking real?

>>88063736
It's what this dumpster fire needs to combat Jadememes.

>>88063805
Not by a long shot.

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>>88063805
Jade/the other kids is a better ship.

>>88061084
Make John less generic and I'd be willing to read a script for the pilot of a show using this format.

>>88064176
>Make John less generic
but that's the whole point.

Why didn't John and Kanaya fug?

>>88062755
Cheer up anon, maybe if you're lucky you'll self-insert yourself into something useful.

>>88064200
Because Hussie has shit taste

>>88064176
>>88064240

Whoops accidentally namefagged there

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>>88064200
At best you can have this

What's your favorite class and aspect (Classpect, whatever motherfuckas)
and why
>Prince of Doom
>Literally, Fuck your rules
>Giant meteor says "die in a ditch, just like a little bitch"
>Living fucking HAX

>>88061118
>the half-trolls
stop contaminating my pure blood caste race
reeeeeeeeeeee

Do not touch Nepeta while she sleeps, she is guarded by the dangerous Aradiabot.

Nobody has ever touched Nepeta and lived to tell the tale. Not even Equius.

>>88064584
Rose can't be expected to raise a full troll

>>88065670
The god's bloodline must be kept untainted!

>>88065724
It already was tainted, Prospitan gods are fucking Derse gods, pretty soon trolls and humans will live together

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Bridezilla Jade

>>88065526
STOP POSTING THIS CONSTANTLY

>>88062447
i like this post because she hates the term "talented"
shes """skilled""" ok

>>88066097
Dave's traditional jewish wedding

>>88066320
Isn't Judiasm passed through the woman or whatever?

>>88064584
>page anything
>literally magikarp class

>>88066320
OY V3Y

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>the homestuck tv show is homestuck babies
>the absolute madman has been planning this for years, and everything he's been doing was the sole purpose of making it happen

>>88066896
>Homestuck babies
Like baby versions of the cast, or their babies?

>>88066896
>Hussie will voice himself
>his character will be like Nanny

Neat

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Dave's sweet talk

>>88066701
>troll girl is jewish
>lusus is a dragon which have an affinity for gold

really makes you wish the holocaust happened

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>>88066896
>still clinging to the ideas of OldHuss
I envy your blindness

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reminder that hussie doesn't care and neither should you.

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CEO Jane

>>88067366
I'd profit her margins

>>88067334
Thank you, Steelcorridor, for the art

>>88067366
>not being fucked by troll rebels
Missed a golden opportunity

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uuhhh

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>Something as heavily dialogue based as Homestuck surviving a serial show without being butchered like a cow

>>88067366
Shame Hussie butchered Jane, I found her pretty hot.

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>>88067706

>>88067657
Maybe if we butcher the already butchred comic it will some how become unbutchered?
naw, thats stupid

>>88067657
homestuck is already butchered

>>88067742
Needs to be more... endowed, but yeah like that.
I mean shit, we've got a canon female character who wants to dominate and breed like crazy and nobody takes advantage of that?

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anyone here know the source?

>>88067657
Gilmore Girls it.

>>88063630
Agreed. Bring Tavjade back 2016.

>>88067504
oowee

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>>88067769
The Jane cosplayers I've got that are ... sufficient, they're kinda potato-sack. But I know what you mean broseph.
here, have a picture of a pillow fight while I look for the Russian Jane cosplayer

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>>88067960
blue board etc etc

>>88068002
See that Jane (I've seen her other solo stuff) is what I mean. Jane can be chubby, but she's gotta have curves, she's canonically the most stacked girl.

post some hot roxy or kanaya cosplays that i can jerk my wiener to

>>88068166
Flat Jane should be a crime against humanity

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>>88067960
But I will not disparage any of them that put in the work. Sincerity and effort are attractive traits. Poor health is anti-attractive, but you don't gotta be a marathon runner to be healthy.

>>88068166
stacked, you say? how about more stacked than a library shelf?

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>>88068289
Now that's what I'm talking about

>>88068002
me, second to the right

>>88068416
you're a fag hag?

>>88068289
That looks more like a pushup bra to me.

>>88068461
perhaps, in another world
yall better post more homestuck cosplay

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It's Jade's birthday pretty soon.

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>>88068655
What kind

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>>88068655

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>>88068736
give me the lewds bro
let me help you out tho

>>88068931
>>88068172

>>88068941
I don't got any lewds that aren't true, non-blue lewds.

>>88068982
fair enough, post what ye so desire then. i will be happy to be a part of it anyway.

>>88068686
I wonder what John gave her

>>88069218
Copious amounts of drugs, that's why she's acting so fucking weird

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>>88068982
> doesn't have homestuck lewds
*inhale* boy...

>>88069482
It's fucking lit now boys
ya probably shoulda spoilered that though

I want to write a webcomic to capture that lucrative /hs*/ audience. Not the Tumblr audience, not the Homestuck audience in general, but specifically the Homestuck meets /co/ audience. How do I do it? Suggestions on the content and the marketing/peripheral stuff are both very welcome.

I WANT TO HATEFUCK HOMESTUCK FANGIRLS SO BAD
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND THEIR SHITTY FANDOM BUT I WANT TO PLASTER THE INSIDES OF THEIR UTERI WITH MY STANK JIZZ SO BAD

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why did the snapchat updates have to go from alright to lame as shit

>>88069971
Just dress up as dave and go to a con. jeez.

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>>88069981
maybe this is a hint?

>>88035272
>>88035444

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>>88070039

>>88070195
What if I dressed up as John?

>>88070342
you'll get ur anus wrecked

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I didn't know what two overweight girls cosplaying as boys making out used to looked like until I found out about homestuck.

>>88070195
no im morbidly obese

>>88070381
Yeah
If you want to get laid, go as Dave

>>88070278
cohen is going to bore the fascists to death

the perfect plan

>>88068571
It's not
http://govnanavernisuka.tumblr.com/

>>88070415
Details, anon

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>>88070445
But you still gotta be somewhat good looking

>>88070584
cosplaying whore dykes post their shit everywhere online?

This isn't an isolated occurrence in the fandom

>>88070278
>>88070453
It's okay. If Trump truly is Fascist he'll nationalize Homestuck and throw him out.

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>>88070195
This, don't you know anything

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>>88070651
> cosplaying whore dykes
I feel it's your jealousy calling them 'whores' because they're clearly having sex and not with you.

>>88070767
>being jealous of those things

:y ?

>>88070767
overweight and cosplaying as boys was a keyphrase there, aspie.

>>88070764
if i don't want to have sex with them can i just get them drunk and unconscious then put a sandwich on their head and take a picture of it
i dunno
what else could you do that's nonsexual

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>>88070800
Sorry, assumed you like girls.
>>88070814
I don't see cosplaying as boys in >>88070651
... oh, wait, you mean earlier up the reply chain. wait am I an aspie for not noticing a detail, or are you an aspie for getting your panties in a twist?

how do you see a girl's boobs in real life and not just instantly get a boner and cry

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>>88070945
It takes years of martial arts training

>>88070945
now that's what I call a tear jerker

>>88070945
>>88071224
when i saw boobs for the first time in college when my friend unexpectedly flashed me i had a mental breakdown and cried all night im wondering how this doesnt happen all the time

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>>88071414
How are you still alive

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>>88071224
or growing up with summers spent at a nudist beach
Boobs are just body parts, like hands or noses.

>>88060219
id throw about everything away and start from scratch

>>88066896
nice, i like it.

>>88071414
that's a new one
i mean, the thought of human contact turns me on, but i still can't imagine that

>>88071555
I see nipples

>>88072063
Jade probably has very good nipples

>>88072337
Meh, they're industrial grade at best

>>88072573
Where's Jade

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>>88061084
>>88064176
>>88064197

>>88072605
Dammit, you caught me fuckin' up.

>>88072626
Shia isn't Sam Witwicky anymore.

>>88072626
Also bro needs to be a bigger wigga, who's replacing Whalberg these days?

>>88072711
I'm aware. I wrote this back in 2010, when all we had to worry about were the Kids and the Trolls.
I wouldn't even know where to begin if I were to rewrite this. I suppose my first step would be to outright re-read Homestuck.

In any case, the use of Kristen Stewart is also from a different time. She's won a Cesar Award, after all. She's not Bella Swan anymore.

>>88072755
I think for the most part I just went with whoever I could think of, either washed-up like Cuba Gooding, Jr. or Dane Cook, or in damn near every movie like Nic Cage and Robin Willia-

Oh.

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>>88067769
I do.

>>88073424
this jade is way way too brown

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>>88073505
It's grimbark Jade

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>>88073424

>>88073648
Hot

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>>88073648

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>>88073672
>>88073737

>>88073577
brown is not grey

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>>88074015
brown is the new black

>>88074054
As retarded as black Dave is, I'll never not be fucking livid about the hair. This is a visual story. YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING CHARACTERS.

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>>88060219
What we'd ideally want:
>a chance for the comic to be retold and clarify all the plotholes in the process
>add in a bunch of unused music from the albums
>shorten act 5 and 6's content to make room for actual action instead of the equivalent of 238 pages of pesterlogs

What we're actually gonna get:
>omit everything about SBURB that made it good
>double down on pandering to SU faggots/tumblr
>the animation style is to SU as SU's animation style was to Adventure Time's
>the equivalent of 2092838 pages of pesterlogs
>it basically a Mordecai has girl problems episode for EVERY EPISODE

>>88072817
Shit, you actually put effort into it.

>>88074249
Oh god
Does that mean $helbly is going to be a character designer for this show?

>>88072817
Shit, you actually put a lot of effort into it.

>>88074258
>>88074308
Barely. I just went with whatever I thought was funny. It was mostly a thought process of "What would they probably do to make this movie appealing to the widest audience?" and going from there.

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>>88074303
yes

it also means that they will cut corners by having her voice calliope too

>>88074327
Having Robert Roderiguez won't be a bad idea though. Top that fuckup that is Shorts.

Now I'm thinking, maybe Rooster Teeth should make it fake-flash style.

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>>88073771
I appreciate the copypasta, but we've known this since /hsg/.

>>88074327
Another director of you are going about widening audience - Tim Burton. He will wreck it better than any parody, but sure people like him only because of his name and art design.

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>>88074015
You're right, it's not.

>>88074487
>>88074525
My other thought was to make it the worst movie possible, hence the cast and crew.

I honestly kind of wonder what Burton would do with Homestuck. When he's working with material that he didn't write himself, like "Big Fish", he can do some pretty good things.

>>88074525
>A homestuck movie scored by Danny Elfman

Please
No more

>>88074581
Oh, imagine the majority of the audience mistaking it for a Burton original.

I can see Bec Noir being also a revolutionary like WV, played by Johnny Depp.

>>88074526
Jade needs to take a class and learn about consent.

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>>88074663
Dave needs to pay more attention to his beautiful dogwife, otherwise she'll start chewing the rubber part of the door frame again.

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ohh she thicc

>>88074803
>she

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>>88074591
Yes. Post more cringe. The horrible feeling that consumes me when I read this shit reminds me that I'm alive.

>>88074803
I guess I asked for this.

>>88074803

Gas it.

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>>88074864
just go on any related youtube video

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i have determined they are all 13-15

put in perspective

>>88074803
That's no Jade

>>88075271
You're trying to be the next katnep spammer with a ship that is not only not popular, but actually hated. Good luck with that fucko.

>>88075271
Stop that.

>>88075304
It's okay, he'll run out of images pretty fast.

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It's almost Jade and Jake's birthday

>>88075271
Good job!

>>88075428
Hope they didn't ask for character development.

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>>88075304
>>88075325
>>88075369
okay, is this better then?

>>88075576
The fact that you have that saved is even worse.

about the only reason to make a homestuck tv show is its proven ability to appeal to teens

itd probably be a slice of life series with a slight overarching plot like steven universe

realistically he's going to put out malformed post-canon content until he finds new life decisions

>>88075576
>Davekat shipper conveniently has a ship to get Jade out of the way
Every time

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>>88075600
A sequel, even one with their offspring as characters, COULD be good, but it won't be because it's being handled by morons.

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happy birthday to jade

>>88075718
if we want the homestuck tv show to be good, we have to get Hussie, Cohen, and Dante off of the project

I always though the best way to make a homestuck show would be to just pretend it's a long lost series and make a bunch of episodes out of order
Maybe write a couple original ova fanservice episodes too
And just release like 8-15 max
Maybe pencil sketches of other parts
Or just audio for characters talking for a while

>>88075997
>that filename
Rose supposes her toes are roses, but Rose supposes erroneously!

>>88070945
Be sexually attracted to firearms.

>>88076026
How would non readers understand a lick of it?

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>>88076132

>>88060219
I hear the ending goes Deep Shit, is it worth it to start to read?

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>>88076363
I've always been of the opinion that homestuck has something for everybody.

whether it lives up to any of those expectations is another question

>>88076363

No.

>>88076363
No
It goes Deep Shit earlier than that

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>Cosplay posting
This thread feels pretty vintage.

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>>88076511
Don't it just

>>88076363
Read acts 1 through 4, Read act 5 knowing its good, but divisive, read beyond that at your own risk. You might want to stop at the scratch.

>>88076217
I dunno maybe put explanation boxes up
Or have characters talk about stuff more
Maybe that's a bad idea though

>>88076552
That's not really chubby, that's barely a muffintop

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>>88077235

pathetic

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>>88077406

>>88076363
90% of it is worth reading, there's a gradual decline but it's still good

the last 10% is complete shit

I liked Homestuck when it was Dave fucking around, accidentally killing crows with his sword and drawing shitty fucking webcomics. That and John being absolutely clueless and bumbling around.

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>>88077543
You can just say acts 1-4

>>88077559
The exploration was a lot of fun and we had some good, cool shit going on. It was simple and exciting. I'm not the only one who feels like Hussy really fucking jumped the shark with these overly complicated and nonsensical plot points, am I?

>>88077559
Is it normal to hate rose on a level, as if she were a real person?

>>88077559
Don't be a codger, act 5.2 is peak Homestuck. 5.1 is a real bore, though, once you've read it the first time.

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>>88077630
No, you should be attracted to Rose, sexually.

>>88077630
Yeah, she's a bitch

I like Vriska
t. NotJohn

>>88067773
bump :(

>>88077818
>98 fertility
Did she cheat or something

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>>88074803
I refuse to believe this isn't an ironic drawing.

Because fucking HOW. And WHY.

I present you three continuations.

>1. All oldfag ships happen, Davejade, Johnvris and Karezi happen for no reason with their post-retcon selves
OR
>2. Davekat happens, but John ends up in a threesome with the Scourge Sisters. Tumblr flips the fuck out and Karkat fans (only 5 people) commit suicide.
OR
3. Hussie announces Act 8 and continues to explain every plothole.

Which one will you choose? Keep in mind that there are two obvious wrong answers.

>>88078543
Not 2, that's for sure

>>88078543
How is #1 bad?

>>88078543
#1, I want this shit to be over.

>>88064108
Any more from this artist?

>>88078543
but DaveKat already happened. :^)

>>88078543
>trying to paint Davekat as somehow the least worst
I see your game you cheeky cunt.

>Jade's birthday
>no one cares about Jake

>>88078606
>>88078645
>people unironically voting for the wrong answer

>>88077965
Tavros?

>>88079331
Just because you're a davekat shipper doesn't mean everyone else is, dumb bitch.

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>>88079331
>wrong answer
The other two options are both awful, nobody wants Homestuck extended and Davekat obviously is off the table. #1 at least provides satisfying closure for a few, once-good characters.
You're a fucking idiot.

>>88079260
Fuck Jake

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the only girl who straight up wanted karkat's alien dick was a dead girl
and then she fucked vriska

>>88079375
don't fuck jake

>>88079342
>people unironically choose the second answer
>>88079368
>satisfying closure
Reminder. If you do not find the true correct answer, you are on the same level such as Tumblr.

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>>88079422
>satisfying closure
Yeah, that's what I said. Are you dumb and incapable of reading?

>>88079394
You trying to wake that Katnep guy up?

Kind of related, Meenah's interactions with (Vriska) are a little bit pedo.

>>88079443
>little bit
They're a bit more than a little bit.

>>88079449
Like how much than a little? The thing ticking me off is their age gap and Meenah just dumping (V) casually.

>>88079443
i dunno who your reffering to, i just mean she was the only one of karkat "possible" love intrested who was straightforward with her feelings
nep kept her feelings a secret
kanaya is gay and really just a sister figure
terezi was too occupied with dave and vriska which strained their relationship

>>88079394
Nepeta, Terezi, and Porrim did too and that's not even getting into the guys. Karkat has had the most suitors out of any character.

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>>88079260
I care about Jake.

>>88079482
That guy who keeps posting Katnep art without comment.

>>88079515
I think Porrim just wants to piss Kankri off by comparing him with Karkat.

>>88079534
Then why are you making him fuck his grandma

>>88079443
>a little
Remember when Meenah asked how old Vriska was, and when she said 8(?) sweeps Meenah said something along the lines of "yeah, that's not as bad"?

>>88079440
is there an actual source on the bottom left or bottom right?

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>>88079394
She should just fuck them both!

>>88079440
>jade has more than three times as many videos as the others
Wow jade, you're a slut.

>>88076363
Just read Problem Sleuth. It has all the stuff that made early Homestuck great, except it never goes to shit.

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>>88079596
Jake/Jade is a cute ship.

>>88079856
It's a man fucking his daughter.

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>>88079882
It's ok, it's hot 'cause they're the same age.

>>88079901
Jane should be fatter

>>88079901
That doesn't make it better

>>88079882
Or gender bent clone.

>>88079338
No idea who that is.
Anyone want to watch Con-Air?

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What did John see?

>>88080025
Cohen's writing

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>>88079997
All forms of ecto-incest is pure anon, you'll see the light someday.

>>88079901
What ever happened to that comic? did john and jade bone?

>>88061379
me on right

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>>88080116
Artist distanced herself from the comic and said it was made during a bad time in her life, so it'll never be finished.

It's not my personal favourite depiction of Prospitcest, but it's still a shame.

what the fuck do you guys even talk about in this thread

there's no updates OR new original content

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>>88080198
>bad time
Wasn't she being molested by a family member

>>88080223
There's both though.

>>88070445
>tfw can only go as black dave

>>88080223
>there's no updates OR new original content
Yes there is

>snap updates
>honey select pics
really scraping the butter bin aren't we?
how much longer can you keep posting about jade?

>>88080256
meant to reply to
>>88080237

>>88080237
>Wasn't she being molested by a family member
too ironic to be true

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>>88080237
Something like that, yeah. Ironic, but does explain a bit.

>>88080256
>there's none of this thing!
>yes there is
>WELL THAT DOESN'T COUNT

Uh huh. Tell me more.

>>88080315
Do tell

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>>88080344
I meant in how John and Jade were written in the comic, as a sort of way to cope for the artist.

>>88080329
i'm not saying it doesn't count
i'm asking how many threads and posts can you squeeze from something so shallow.

>>88080237
imagine being the guy in charge of tying her up like that
you go to deliver coffee but then she pulls out some rope and sits like that
you'll get a bonus because you tie ropes really well but you aren't getting any of that so what's the point

>>88080380
So what, you just leave her there?

>>88080380
>not just fucking her there

>>88080373
I always thought the way Jade lashes out at John as totally out of character and absurd but that eexplains everything

>>88080462
and risk your job?

>>88080478
There will always be other jobs, you'll never get another chance to fuck a goddess.

>>88080116
Implied to have fucked repeatedly.

>>88078543
Aren't they all wrong

>>88080494
>There will always be other jobs,
what kind of fantasy world is this

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>>88080494
>There will always be other jobs

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>>88080621
>>88080610
>he doesn't have desirable skills and connections
Lol

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Soon the carapace rebellion will rise and they will be lead by a glorious black carapacian leader.
The leader will have:

>natural born ability to lead from WV
>quick wit and ruthlessness from Jack
>extreme competence and will from PM
All of their blood mixed with the natural program to serve the duty they were born with. To rise the chess people back to glory.

>Breaks into Roxy's throne room with the rebel army
>Slaughter any guards who were still loyal to the wicked void Queen, leaving Roxy alone to fend for herself.
>One of the men brings a tied up Calliope that was hiding behind a pillar watching the whole event unfold.
>Held her hostage
>Roxy is forced to comply with their demands
>As she is forced to sign a treaty, one of the rebels slap an ancient relic on her head
>The crocker tiara
>Completely busted to the point where as soon as it starts to turn on it renders Roxy as a lifeless husk
>She's barely able to suck on the leader's finger
>They televise what is about to unfold
>They strip Roxy and force her limp but cooperating body on her knees.
>The army runs a train on her body ignoring any concern for her life
>Calliope is forced to watch until the leader grabs her by the neck
>Paints her candy cheeks with chess saliva
>Says it tastes exactly like chocolate made with sea salt
>Visible disgust from Calliope and more tears run down her face
>Cries and begs for Roxy to come to her senses
>She never does
>Leader wraps her shapely but strong black legs around Calliope's head
>Pushes her head forward
>Asks her what defeat tastes like
>Answers with more tears
>Leader commands the men to halt activity on Roxy
>The men walk away from her and reveal a broken, sweaty, twitching mess covered in semen
>They pick up the tiara from the floor, leader laughs as Roxy is still powerless without it
>The two queens are tied to the throne as the leader and the rebel forces leave the palace in flames
>JUST

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>>88080764
>Leader wraps her
>her

>>88074803
gat DAM

>>88078536
Gelasticat, she always draws people as ugly as possible

>>88081326
Well maybe not ugly AS possible, they can always be worse.

>>88081616
That's fine, I'm more a Jade guy

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>>88081654
Jade isn't a guy

>>88081952
prove it

>>88063103
This

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LOL the only reason why Hussie has Shelby working for him is because he's dating Shelby's sister.

Hopefully they'll break up and he'll tell that entire SJW echo chamber to fuck off, and he'll scrap Davekat and all the other tumblrite pandering bullshit as he should. Because at this rate he's also gonna turn Jade into a lesbian, or worse, make her date the abomination that is Davepeta.

>>88081616
Pre-Retcon Act 6 Karkat
Post-Retcon Karkat
Hivebent Karkat
Act 3-4 Karkat
Act 5 Karkat
God Tier Karkat who hangs out with Nepeta
Dead Dreamself Karkat from Remem8er and Collide
(Vriska)

ez

>>88082143
>he's dating Shelby's sister
I thought he was dating IPGD though? Source?

>>88082440
who does the fandom ship equius with?

>>88082143
It's endearing that you think Nu-Huss is going to turn his back on being Leftist and Hip for Internet Credz but it's just not going to happen, anon. The dream is dead. The webcomic Homestuck used to be is dead. It's dead, its corpse is being desecrated, and it's never, ever coming back. Now We have to be Hussie. Homestuck only happened in the first place because some /co/ autist in a basement spent ever day coming up with stupid ideas and running with them until something clicked. If we want another Homestuck, it has to come from one of us. Because Hussie is never coming back.

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>>88082392
No he's not fucking Piggy.
I've got solid proof, and it's not even from within his personal circle jerk. I'd probably get instantly banned if I posted it though. But it's really not that hard to find if you know your way around search engines.

>>88082508
>I'd probably get instantly banned if I posted it though.
I actually did get a 24-hour ban for doing just that

>>88082476
But the reason why Hussie degraded is directly tied to him surrounding himself with sycophantic tumblrites influencing him to make all his characters gay. Pretty stupid of him actually, there's reasons why you don't date your coworkers. If the relationship dies then everything crashes down, including Shelby and the rest of the social circle. So now we just have to wait for the inevitable and salve age the remains.

>>88082575
>the reason why Hussie degraded is directly tied to ... make all his characters gay.
if it was just a gay singularity it wouldn't be that bad, but he half-assed it, and now it's too serious to be a joke and too trite to be taken seriously

>>88082619
>gay singularity it wouldn't be that bad

Listen to yourself.

>>88082508
>>88082535
Epic shitposting.

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>>88082652

>>88082648
old huss could have made it work
it would have been funny yet weirdly heartwarming at the same time

>>88082652
Not shitposting, this is legit. He's fucking Shelby's sister. If I knew a way to post it without getting banned and having the image file get deleted I would.

>>88082699
just link off site or something you mong